Chapter 4: Noooooooooo!! My precious gel!!

Author's notes: Two idiots alone in the woods (note: this is not the forbidden forest). How will Becky and Draco survive? Who will crack up first?

Narrator: They're both cracked up already!!

Author/Lemming: ¬_¬.. Good point.

Read to find out.

Narrator: Duh!

And will you people think of a damn name instead of calling me a freak, I already know I'm a freak so it's a waste of a review!! ^_^.

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"Yes! Finally I got away from my mother fu*BEEP*er father!!" Draco hissed, as Becky lay on the floor in floods of tears.

"You are one filthy little piece of sh*BEEP*t Draco Malfoy!!"

"Thanks, Bi*BEEP*ch of the North."

"Are you mocking my Manchester accent?!"

"Maybe." Draco noticed that Becky had hair gel in her hair. Not as much gel as me. I bet she can't afford enough to get a decent style, he thought.

"Actually, my style is a lot more fashionable than yours, egg head!!" She laughed.

"Huh?"

How did she do that? Can she read minds or something? He jumped back in shock.

"No Draco, I know what you're like and I know what you think" Becky grinned, pulling out a full pot of hair gel.

"Gah!! Dammit!" He snarled, reaching into his pocket for his gel.

"Aww.has Drakkykins' gelly gone walkies?!"

"Don't call me that, and give my hair gel ba- HEY! COME BACK WITH MY GEL!!!!"

Becky ran for it. Grasping Draco's gel, she speeded towards some tall and curvy gates with something written on them. She didn't read what it said; she just pushed though them and sprinted towards the side of the dark mansion, which lay behind the gates of what else.The Malfoy Manor. She ran up to the window and leaned her sweaty forehead on the cold glass when she realised where she was as she saw Luscious Malfoy sat at his desk, reading an old spell book. Why do I have to read all this?!

Author/Lemming: Well some bits have to be serious!

Ugh. She wondered into the back door and searched for Tom, ugh!

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Author notes: I'm too lazy to do a long chapter. Muh.

Narrator: I AM STILL ANNOIMOUS!!

Author/Lemming: You'll get a name soon, if Saiyan Chang and her flaming crew will bother to think of one!!! Got to go now, I'm hungry..