First Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to Love Hina, Ranma ½, Video Girl Ai or Sakura Diaries. This story is one of the many ideas I have in my brain. In this whole story, you will meet characters from other anime shows. However, with my limited knowledge of anime that I watch (it's about three or four other shows if you were wondering), I won't be putting a lot of characters. I will put disclaimers on them, but not in the first disclaimer of a chapter so you can be surprised about what characters show up! So sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

New Faces And Dangers At The Hinata Sou: Secrets Revealed, part 2

"Hello?"

"Miss! Watch out!" Keitaro tries to run towards the young girl before Ranma can reach her, but he trips over Shinobu and falls. As he lays on the ground, he can only wonder what she's doing to that poor girl. He looks around and sees the minor destruction that Ranma did in the living room. Both he and Shinobu slowly pick themselves up as the rest of the residents come in the living room, all looking towards the front door. Instead of Ranma beating up the girl at the front door, the girl is on her knees, petting Ranma like the cat that she was acting earlier.

"There there now Ranma. I'm here for you now." Everyone stares in amazement, unsure of what to say or do. Ten minutes have gone by before Moemi speaks to the young girl.

"Huh...Miss?" The girl looks at her. "Who are you?" Just before she opens her mouth, Ranma slowly get up, holding and shaking her head. She lets out a loud moan before turning to see the residents.

"Hey! What are you staring at? And what happen to me?" There is a die silent for a few seconds before Motoko steps forward to explain.

"Well Ranma...you see...I was sick of you beating me when we spar and more sick when you kept bring Tama into it. I used Kanako's cat on you because you went wild when you first saw it. Somehow, you acted like a cat and..."

"Whoa! Wait a minute," Ranma says, waving her arms. "You're telling me that...I acted like a cat?"

"Yes."

"And the prove is the mess in the living room," Naru says. "It's not really a total mess, but it is still a mess."

"No way! No way! No way I did this!"

"But you did Ranma," Urara says .

"No way! That's impossible."

"How come?" Shinobu ask.

"My dad got me into this stupid cat-fist training when I was little, but all it did was make me afraid of them. When my fear of cats reaches a certain point, I start acting like one and I can't control myself. Only one person can snap me out of it, but..." through her outrage, she turns to see the young girl. "Oh. Hi Akane." she turns back to the residents. "Anyway...HUH?!" She suddenly burst in a cold sweat. She's frozen and chattering her teeth before slowly turning around towards the girl. "A...KA...NE?"

"Oh Ranma! I found you! I finally found you!" She jumps to her and gives a hugs. Ranma immediately pushes her away.

"What are you doing here? And how did you find me?"

"Well..."Akane lets out a tear. "Nabiki told me that she saw you with a group of people at the Hinata Kendo Tournament. When you took off, they followed you and she followed them here."

"Is that so?"

"Ranma-chan," Keitaro interrupts. "Who is she?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Su says. "That's Ranma's lesbian life partner!"

"Les...bi...an?" Akane stutters, shaking all over.

"SU-CHAN! SHUT UP! I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A LESBIAN!" Ranma screams before turning back Akane. "Great! You answered only one of my questions. Now, tell me why you're here?"

"I come because I have to tell you something."

"Let me guess." Ranma mocks her by pretending to think about it. "You're engaged...No...Wait. You're marry now...Hang on...That should have happen already. Oh. I got it now! You're pregnant, aren't you! You're pregnant with Mousse's baby!" Akane gives her a very hard bitch slap across the face as everyone's mouth is dropped to the floor.

"Listen stupid..."

"What the?" Kanako says. "You love a mousse?"

"Huh?! SHUT UP!" Akane screams, waving her arms. "Ranma. Remember the bracelet with the love pills? Well, Cologne got the day pill wrong. It's actually a one-week pill and when Shampoo came over with it..."

"Hang on!" Kitsune says. "Let me get this straight. You have a thing for mousses and you're friends with bath products? Ranma, lesbian or not, you can do better then that whacko girl over there."

"Whacko?" Akane picks up a giant hammer from her purse. "How about I whack you with this?!" She starts to charge towards her, but Ranma comes from behind and gives her a full-Nelson, making her stop and dropping the hammer.

"Wait a minute. Akane, what are you saying?" She struggles to free herself, but Ranma has a good grip. She gives up and explains.

"Shampoo tried to make you take the pill while you were sleeping, but I stopped her and somehow ended up taking it myself. When I did, you started to wake up and that's when Mousse just showed up. I saw him and...well...you know the rest."

"That's what happened?"

"Yes. I don't remember much after that, but the next thing I knew was that I was in China, married to Mousse. It took me up until a week ago to get an annulment before I could try and find you."

"Hold on," Motoko interrupts. "You needed your marriage annul from a mousse?"

"NO! Not a mousse. Some guy name Mousse!" she screams and gets free of Ranma's hold. "How weird are your friends?!"

"Weird or not, I don't believe you," she says, letting a tear down run down her face. "You told him that you'll love and care for him and no one else. Not even me."

"I'm sorry Ranma. It's was the pill but I know it's no excuse. I don't care about him as much as you do." Ranma rises an eyebrow.

"What are you saying?"

"Ranma! I care about you more then anyone else in the world. I'll just say what I mean and I don't care who hears me!" She takes a deep breath. "Ranma Saotome! I..." Suddenly, an object flies out of Akane's purse, bounding around the living room before crushing into Ranma's chest.

"Oh Ranma-baby! How I missed you!"

"What the?!" Ranma looks at her chest, recognizing a familiar face and punching it to the ground, breaking the floor boards. "OH MY GOSH! YOU BROUGHT THE OLD FREAK HERE?!"

"I didn't know! I didn't know!" Akane waving her arm in a panic. "He must have hide there." Ranma picks up Happosai by the collar of his gi.

"What are you doing here you lecher?"

"I overheard Nabiki telling Akane where you were. I missed you so much that I decided that I hitch a ride in her purse."

"Yeah right! You just wanted to steal the underwear here because this is an all girls dorm!" Both Akane and Happosai give a surprise look.

"What? This place is an girls dorm? Nabiki didn't tell me that. And what's he doing here?" Akane points at Keitaro.

"He's the manager. This was his grandmother's place, but she decide to leave him in charge." Happosai looks at all the female residents with dirty thoughts in mind.

"All...girls...dorm..." His lustful ways overtake him and kicks Ranma in the chin, thus letting go of his grip. "I died and gone to heaven!" Everyone scatter as Happosai bounds around the room. He flips up Kitsune's skirt. Keitaro sees this and gives off a nosebleed before Naru sends him flying into a wall. Then Happosai jumps and grabs a hold of Urara's butt. Keitaro gets up and chases after him. Just before he can grab the tiny lecher, he jumps out of the way as Keitaro now grabs her butt.

"What are you doing?! Are you trying to help that old man or something?" Naru says, kicking him in the stomach and sending him flying into the door of the hot springs, which breaks off. "You're no help. I guess..." Her skirt is flipped up and sees Happosai underneath. He jumps out of the way before being punched and into Motoko's chest. She's too frighten to react as he fondles her breasts.

"Hey! What's wrong with you?" He says. "Your puppies feel like their wrapped up." He rips off her gi, exploding her chest. "HEY! You are wrapped up! Want me to unwrap them so this old man can...hehe...feel the true you?" Motoko brings up her shredder blade.

"Air splitting sword!" Even thought the sword is useless in combat, her technique still works as she send Happosai flying. However, he's heading straight into Akane. Just before impact, Ranma rushes over and bumps her out of the way. She grabs him, but with the speed he's going, she flies with him into the hot springs. Once both of them make a splash, no one moves. They are all still, wondering what happened. As Keitaro gets up, Happosai kicks him in the head, sending him to the floor.

"Why don't you lovely girls come and play? You can't beat me, you know."

"I beg to differ." Something is thrown over Happosai's head.

"OOO! A bra!" As he grabs it, Ranma comes from behind and quickly duck tapes him. "Hey! No fair. What are you doing to do to me?" Ranma places him near the front door, takes a few steps back.

"I hope you drown in the Pacific!" Ranma kicks Happosai high in the sky as he disappears behind a mountain. Exhausted, Ranma turns around to see the residents, all frighten. "Hey, what's wrong?"

"Who...Who...are...you?"

"Shinobu, it's me. Ranma." All the residents panic and sweatdrop.

"But...But...But you're a boy!"

"What are you...oh" Ranma looks down at his chest and notices that he does have any breasts. He looks up and sees Motoko pointing at him with a new sword.

"What kind of sick game are you playing? Who are you and what did you do to Ranma?"

"Miss! No!" Akane runs up to her. "Don't hurt him. That's Ranma."

"Akane. We all know you're crazy and all, but..."

"Look. I'll prove it!" Akane searches around and see a cup of water. She grabs it and throws it at him. Everyone sees the boy shrink as his chest grows. When it stops, they all see the Ranma Saotome they know. "See?"

"Damn! This is some powerful sake," Kitsune says. "I only has one shot and this happens. I must be seeing things."

"Give me that!" Shinobu grabs the bottle of sake from her hands and starts to chug it down. Kitsune fights to get it back and once she does, she turns it upside down.

"Shinobu! I finish my sake! And that was a full bottle too!" she cries. "What are you thinking?"

"If you *burp* are seeing this drunk, I must be too *burp* because I don't believe what I just saw!" She starts to run upstairs.

"Where are you going?"

"Into your room to get your secret stash of sake."

"Like you know where it is."

"The hole in the wall behind your gambling magazines in your closet." Kitsune sweatdrop.

"What the?! How did you know?! Come back here!" She chases after Shinobu.

"Great Akane!" Ranma yells at her as she pours hot water on herself. "Because of your stunt, Shinobu is afraid of me again!"

"But she was going to hurt you," pointing at Motoko.

"I fought her lots of time. She couldn't hurt me if she tried."

"What was that?!" Motoko bring her sword up, but Naru, Kanako and Su hold her back.

"How was I support to know that?! I didn't want to see you hurt. You dope! I love you!" she cries as Ranma suddenly feels weak.

"You...love me?"

"Yes! That's why I tried to find you. I..." Akane continues on, but Ranma doesn't hear any of it as he faints and falls to the ground.

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Ranma slowly gets up, seeing that he's back in his room, watching Moemi and Mutsumi playing speed together. "Hey you two."

"Oh, you're awake." Mutsumi says, putting her cards down. "I thought you were going to be out all night."

"Guess you were wrong." As he stretches, he notices that he's a boy. He sees that both girls aren't frighten of him. "So...you know my secret."

"Yeah," Moemi says. "Akane told us everything. About you and your dad training in Jusenkyo, how you change with hot or cold water, even about how you two met."

"Wow. How long was I out for?"

"Three hours."

"That long huh?" He starts to get up. "So, everyone knows?"

"Not Shinobu."

"Great. Well, I should tell her myself anyway. I feel like I betrayed her again."

"That's wouldn't be wise right now."

"Huh? Why not? Is she that mad of me?"

"Actually...no," Mutsumi tells him. "She's passed out right now from the sake."

"Awww man!" Ranma shakes his head. "I really must of screwed up her up!"

"Don't worry about it Ranma." Moemi walks and puts her arm around him, trying to comfort him. "She's like the rest of us. She'll understand."

"You sure?"

"Why yes, Ranma," Mutsumi says, going to the other side and comforting him. "She knows you better then any of us combine. We understand that you has to keep your little cross-dressing ways to yourself or we might have kicked you out."

"It's not cross-dressing!" Ranma waves his arms. "Sorry for yelling at you two."

"It's OK," they say together. Ranma at the clock and hears his stomach growling.

"Man. It's 7:30. Since Shinobu was support to cook tonight, who's doing it now?"

"Well," Mutsumi says. "Urara was the back up, but Akane offer. So we agree that she could cook for us."

"Oh." Ranma lays back a bit before realizing something. "WHAT?! THEY ARE EATING AKANE'S COOKING?!" He jumps up and makes a mad dash to the dining room. Mutsumi and Moemi follow, but he's too quick for them. He opens the door and yells "Guys! Whatever you do, don't eat Akane's..." He sees everyone at the table; either gagging, throwing up or looking like there are about to die. "...cooking."

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