Just Another Day In Harmony by Megan Newstead


"Eve is he going to live?" Sheridan cried as she shook her ass for Luis.

"I'm not sure Sheridan... can we give him the miracle drug that will cure him, kill him, or make him a veggie?" she said as the dramatic music played.

"NOOOOO not a drug!! Anything but a drug!" Sheridan cried dropping to her feet and ripping open her shirt.

"PULL YOUR SELF TOGETHER WOMEN!" Eve yelled grabbing her by the hair and tossing her against the wall. Sheridan stands up and takes out her lipstick and fixes her self up.

"ok, yes give him this drug that could kill him, cure him, or make him like the frozen food in my freezer, now come on Luis I'm horny and there is a broom closet around the corner" she says walking about swaying her hips.


****MEAN WHILE***


"Oh Miguel I'm so afraid what if charity comes after me again and try's to kill me or my baby??" Kay says as she unpacks her bags in Miguel's room.

"Don't worry my love, that whore wont lay a finger on your pretty little head" he says looking out the window. The Romantic music starts and the lights dim.

"Oh Miguel I always new you loved me now I'm going to have your baby and we can be happy (even though I will fry in hell when I die)." she says running over to him.

"Oh Kay, I don't no what I ever saw in charity, she's a whore who slept with Sheridan... but then again Sheridan sleeps with every one.."

***MEAN WHILE***

"Where's Sheridan?" Luis asks looking behind the curtains and under the bed pan of the hospital room.

Sheridan is in the chapel screwing the janitor with his old balls and flabby skin but hey she will screw anything with two or more legs.....

Back in the hospital room Eve is hanging the magic cocktail that she just finished mixing. A combination of gin, cough syrup and baking powder the magic cocktail was carefully shaken.....not stirred. "Well here it goes" she says as the fluid starts the pump in. "Now Everyone leave, this cocktail could take seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months and yes even years" Eve says shaking her head. "Now I need to get home and yell and my sister who is trying to steal my husband because she wants him to no that she's my sister but he doesn't no and.... I need a drink." she says kicking everyone out and closing the door.

Its night time, Sheridan went home with a horny dog she found by her car. The hospital is empty except for the half alive patients and the one nurse on call. Suddenly two masked figures sneak into Antonio's room dressed in black. The theme song from mission impossible is playing as they slowly crawl in and shut the door.

"Hand me the-OW! Megan that was my foot!" Someone cried from the darkness.

"Oh sorry Mallory but here you go lets get this done quick I'm sick of this guy wrecking my favourite soap opera geeze.....he's got to go!" she said looking straight at the reader awkwardly. Mallory switch's the magic cocktail with a bag of water.

"MUUUAHAHAHAHA....No more taco clogging up my quality television program!" Mallory cried as Megan threw a latter out of the window.

"Lets roll..…" Megan said climbing out of the window "To the Rap Mobile.…" she said swaying her arms.

Just then Mallory slips and is hooked by her foot she's hanging head first towards the ground. "SAVE ME MEGAN SAVE ME!" She says throwing her arms in the air which turn to rubber just like olive from Popeye the sailor man TV show. Megan saves Mallory and they drive away quickly none of the Harmony people being any wiser.

So in the end Antonio dies, Megan and Mallory drive away in there rap mobile, Kay and Miguel get naked in a shower, and Sheridan screws something...twice...yup just another day in Harmony.