Author's Notes-
We wrote 18 pages of this fic the other day… but didn't feel it smart to post it all in one big chunk… so it's three parts now. XD Anyway… expect Ai Shiteru Sailor Bish parts two and three in the next couple days. And Review ^___^
Narrator- Ah… No Sesshoumaru is not a Sailor Scout… but he does have a role later on as a Villain… the HFWS love Fluffy so of course he will not escape the torture… ::snerk::
Rune-Rune- Amelia isn't Gary… and alas she won't be showing up for a while… the person we actually cast her as does not have a relationship with Mercury in the series… but we can take artistic liscense. ::grin::
Mynuet- Pants rock… and as far as Inu's sword… that's pretty much exactly how it happens in the show… now isn't it? XD
DS- Thanks for the extensive compliments… Yup the Z/A ness shall come… ^^
Minimerc- Well…. None of the current Sailor Bishes are actually fruity.
ECK- Well I suppose that a nightmare about Hamtaro is better than a certain bishounen offering you milk…
Moro- Thanks for your ever constant reviews. I love yah.
Episode 5- Part One "Ai Shiteru- Sailor Bish" "Romance Enters in a Swirl of Sakura""Next time on "Sailor Luv Luv… Will the power of Suzaku be able to unify these two loving hearts for all eternity? Can they prove that love is the strongest force in the universe? Tune in Next…"
"All right guys…" InuYasha stormed into the room and flipped off the TV angrily.
"Ahhh InuYasha… I was watching that," Gourry said as he munched on a pickle, he looked down into the jar he was eating from. "And I'm almost out of pickles…"
"You can watch the stupid show later… you guys need to explain why the hell I was wearing a skirt????!!!" The room fell quiet, the silence only punctuated by Tasuki munching on a Frito chip and Zel sighing and muttering something along the lines of "Why me…." under his breath.
"I guess… you're in our sparkly club that randomly saves people…" Gourry said with a shrug.
"I don't want to sparkle!" InuYasha yelled. Zel sighed and put his forehead in his hands.
"It's something about destiny and past lives I think," He grumbled, "Of course it's no wonder my past incarnation died if all they had to protect themselves was bubbles!"
"Just think of it this way InuYasha…" Tasuki said slapping his knee, "Yah get to do all kinds of neato attacks and get kick ass powers!"
"But I could already kick ass before this!" InuYasha replied angrily.
"Oh you're just upset because you don't have a flaming fan!" Tasuki laughed.
"Well I can kick your ass without a fan!" InuYasha approached the red head and spat in his face.
"Oh yah bring it on bunny boy!" Tasuki smirked. InuYasha looked down to his hands, he indeed still held the pink bunny in one of his arms.
"Shut up you stupid hick!" InuYasha said and struck out his fist to aim for Tasuki's face. Tasuki blinked, and dodged to avoid the incoming impact…. But it never hit. "Ooooowwww!!!!" He heard InuYasha yelp. Tasuki looked up to see Zel standing in front of him… and InuYasha holding his fist with a look of pained anger. "Dammit I think you broke my hand!"
"It's probably because he's made of rock!" Tasuki noted. Zel just sighed and glared at Tasuki. "Ah don't be so down… it's just a joke ya know!"
"Whatever… You'll be fine InuYasha… now would you two shut up and stop fighting? You're giving me a headache." Zel crossed his arms. "Now sit down InuYasha…" The white haired boy grumbled to himself and sat down, still holding his throbbing hand. "I'll explain this whole issue as best I can…"
"Well hurry up!" InuYasha spat.
"We aren't quite sure why… but for some reason we are all cursed to wear Sailor Fuku and fight evil…. Or something like that. There's supposedly more of us out there… And we have to find them…" Zel finished.
"So why should I agree to do this!" InuYasha asked forcefully.
"I honestly don't know…" Zel replied. InuYasha swore under his breath then gasped when the cute yellow mouse with wings from earlier leaped into his arms.
"It's your preordained destiny!" Kero said firmly. InuYasha picked up Kero and pulled at his front two legs… stretching him a bit.
"It's my destiny to save the world?" Kero nodded and tried to squeeze out of InuYasha's grasp. "Why should I listen to a talking stuffed toy?" Gourry looked over to InuYasha.
"Oh! Kero isn't stuffed… this is!" Gourry said and began stretching a pillow from the couch… "Oops," He squeaked when it burst open scattering white downy feathers.
"I'm telling you… it's destiny!" Kero said, and finally managed to writhe out of InuYasha's grasp.
"Feh--- Destiny is stupid!" InuYasha replied as feathers from the busted pillow wafted by. Zel glanced up at the clock.
"Guys we have school tomorrow… You need to head out, we can continue discussing us and our involvement with the destiny of earth and mankind tomorrow…" Zel said casually and began ushering the three scouts out the door. Kero leaped off InuYasha's lap and landed on Zel's head.
"Indeed… I shall see you tomorrow!" Kero said. Zelgadiss reached to swat the creature off his head but the he leaped onto Gourry's shoulder in time to avoid his hands.
"Night InuYasha… Zelgadiss… Tasuki… sleep well!" Gourry said with a smile as he walked out the door. Tasuki and InuYasha glared at each other quickly before making their way out the door themselves. Zel sighed as he closed the door behind them.
"Why me…" He mumbled as he leaned against the closed door and locked it.
The Next Day…. At School!
"English class is stupid!" InuYasha yelled as he exited Miss Ryuzaki's classroom. Gourry smiled.
"Oh! I'm good at English," He piped up, "I can help you sometime!"
"I don't need help!" InuYasha replied quickly. Zelgadiss stood between them.
"Be quiet you two… if we want to discuss this destiny thing with Kero… He said to meet him at the Sakura blossom tree on the west side of the school…" InuYasha blinked.
"What the hell are you talking about… there are no cherry blossom trees there!" He spat and looked out the window… and immediately did a double take. "How did that get there… there was no tree yesterday…"
"Maybe it's an illusion created by… one of those people that make illusions!" Gourry reasoned.
"Or maybe we just haven't noticed it before…." Zel replied with a sigh. "In any case, let's go down and meet Kero."
"Whatever…" InuYasha grumbled as Sakura petals wafted by outside the window. Zelgadiss began to make his way to the stairs leading outside, Gourry and InuYasha following behind. The chimera opened the door upon reaching the bottom of the stairs and blinked.
"Who is that…"? He said gesturing toward a tall dark man standing under the tree… he was silently rolling a blossom in his hand, and seemed to almost… sparkle. The other two just shook their heads, and continued to make their way out to the tree. Zelgadiss put his head in his hands and sighed, following after. "No way we can have a meeting with Kero with a random guy at the tree…"
"Ah Zel… perk up… maybe he is one of those "destiny" people Kero keeps mentioning," Gourry said with a nod.
"You mean another person to join your fruit club?" InuYasha asked.
"Yah…!" He replied as they reached the tree. The man standing under it looked up with a glint in his deep amethyst colored eyes.
"Hi… I'm Tamahome…" He said with a sparkle, his deep teal locks flowing in the breeze.
"Ooooooh!" Gourry said in awe. Tamahome beamed.
"You three must be Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadiss Greywords, and InuYasha… I uhh can't remember your last name." He looked around… InuYasha blinked.
"Yah… how do you know who we are!" He sneezed and swatted a Sakura petal away from his nose.
"Oh are you allergic to cherry blossoms. "That's unfortunate…. Cherry blossom trees are such a wonderful place to discover one's true love…" InuYasha twitched, and Zelgadiss stepped in front of him.
"How do you know us?" The chimera asked simply. Tamahome shrugged.
"I was told to come here… I guess I am supposed to be one of you," He replied with a shimmer. Gourry nodded.
"Of course you are… you already sparkle!" He said with admiaration.
"Why thank you… Now… hmm… What exactly do I do, I returned to Japan to fight for love… but there isn't anything to fight…" He looked around. InuYasha flinched.
"You moron! We're at school… now where's that stupid Kero thing?" Tamahome smiled lightly.
"Oh you mean him?" He asked as he touched the front pocket of his shirt, a little yellow head peeked out and smiled. pocket of his shirt, a little yellow head peeked out and smiled.
"Hello you guys! I'm glad you found the tree!" Kero said excitedly.
"The tree that wasn't here yesterday…" InuYasha grumbled.
"It's an illusion!" Gourry put in. InuYasha covered his mouth and sneezed once again.
"If it's an illusion… why is it making me sneeze?" He snapped back.
"Actually I…" Tamahome started.
"Well maybe it's just a strong illusion!" Gourry reasoned. InuYasha glared.
"Actually I just planted it here… well paid to have it moved here… I had a lot of money from my job, and decided that the school I was going to be attending needed a place for lovers to confess their feelings." InuYasha and Zelgadiss just stared.
"Is there any relevance to this meeting Kero?" Zelgadiss asked. Kero nodded.
"Of course… I would not make us meet for a trivial reason… this is Tamahome… as he mentioned before…. And he is the fifth senshi, no doubt about it." Tamahome grinned and held up a small orange scepter.
"I guess I'm Sailor Venus…" He said with a shrug.
"How do you already know…?" Gourry asked.
"Venus is the planet of love…" Tamahome said simply. InuYasha just rolled his eyes.
"Figures…" Zelgadiss grumbled. Tamahome nodded.
"That's the only thing I…."
"Look… do you have any other purpose except showing up and planting trees here that make me sneeze… If you really want to be in the fruit club… I'd be happy to have you take my place!" InuYasha yelled. Tamahome grinned.
"Well of course, I have a purpose… I'm the new senshi… Now if you don't mind, is there not supposed to be another one of you?"
"Tasuki is the other one…" Zelgadiss replied, "But he goes to the school near Mt. Liekaku."
"Oh," Tamahome nodded, "Well you must take me to meet him," He finished with a gleam. Kero nodded from his pocket.
"You three are finished with classes for the day right?" They nodded. "Well we can take Tamahome to see Sailor Mars now!" Kero said firmly.
"But I have work to do…" Zelgadiss mumbled.
"Work can wait… you'll have time later! Being a Senshi is important!" Kero replied. "Now hustle up… let's make it to Mt. Liekaku as soon as possible." The four of them sighed, but Tamahome smiled.
"Yes let's go… I'm excited!"
Sailor Bish Sez!insert sparkle sound effects and love bubbles as Tamahome enters the room
"Hi I'm Tamahome… the Sailor Scout of love. If you didn't know already the love of my life… the reason my heart keeps beating, the one that brings light to my darkest days… is my one and only beloved Miaka. Miaka is amazing… she's the most exquisite woman in the universe…. She has long chestnut hair the color of cinnamon sprinkled upon the sweetest of pastries… And her eyes sparkle brilliant hazel, you can look in her eyes and see everything… they're like an endless pool of…"
"Tamahome," Zelgadiss stormed into the room.
"Uhh yes?" He replied innocently.
"No more Sailor Bish sez for you!"
"But Zelgadiss I want to tell the world of my lovely Miaka…!"
"You can tell them later… but not in this…" Tamahome pouted and Zelgadiss sighed. "Why do I keep letting other people do this again?"
Next Time on "Sailor Bish!"When Mr. Love himself comes across the other senshi's respective female friends, he decides there is not enough love in the air… and he needs to make something happen. And when they're getting ready for a dinner that is sure to be a disaster… they get a little distracted.
New Cast Members this chapter- Tamahome from "Fushigi Yuugi"
