A.N.- Hello all! Thanks for all your reviews this chapter… *____* Anyway… this chapter features a lesser known character as a villain… his name is Jakotsu and he is from the latter InuYasha Anime and manga episodes. Since he is not as well known, we thought we should give you a bit of background info. A member of the shichinin-tai- a seven membered mercenary army of ruthless killers resurrected by Naraku. Jakotsu is the openly gay member who takes a particular liking to InuYasha, but doesn't let that stop him from making comments on the other males of the series. Anyway… we know he is a lesser known one… but we love him and couldn't resist using him XD

If you want to see a picture of Jakotsu to get an idea… as well as Jennie's art for chapters 3-4 (yes that means InuYasha crouching in a skirt…) go to the HFWS ff.net profile (at the top of your browser ^^) We have it linked there. FF.net will not let us hyperlink in this document at all… -_-… so check there… eheheh

Well due to Jakotsu's gay-ness, this chapter and the next will be a little more ecchi than some of the previous… than again… this story is about guys in little skirts is sure to be ecchi XD

To The Narrator- Ah be patient… we still have some scouts to introduce before Sesshoumaru appears as a villain. As far as the sap… brace yourself for more. ::sweatdrop:: I mean… I'm the one who wrote it and I fear the sap. XD!

Minimerc- We promise Zel will get to use the bubbles soon…. kukukukukuku

Sailor Bish

"Ai Shiteru- Sailor Bish"

Part Two- Tamahome Aims Cupid's Arrow

The group walked along the streets of Tokyo silently- InuYasha and Zelgadiss both glaring at Tamahome and Kero every once in a while, and Gourry just smiling and singing to himself.

"Three little monkeys jumping on the bed… one fell off and broke his head…" He sung quietly. Zelgadiss narrowed his eyes at him, "Eerr sorry Zelgadiss, primates." Zelgadiss just sighed, too annoyed with everything to care. Gourry glanced at the stores as they passed by them. "Oh there's BuyoMark Arcade!" He said excitedly. "You think we can go in and play a game…"

"No…" Zelgadiss replied simply.

"Feh- Why would I want to go in there?" InuYasha snapped, but jumped back when he saw a familiar figure exit the arcade.

"InuYasha!" Kagome said excitedly as she slung her yellow backpack over her shoulder.

"Hi Kagome…" He replied. Kagome approached him and grinned.

"What are you doing around here?" She asked. InuYasha scratched the back of his head nervously.

"Just taking a walk…" He made up. Kagome glanced around and noted the presence of the other boys she had seen the other night… when InuYasha rescued her.

"Well it's nice seeing you again…" She said and looked down at her feet. InuYasha blushed lightly.

"Yah… well I better get going… See you later…" He replied. Tamahome glanced up at Kagome and InuYasha and smiled.

"Are those two together?" Tamahome leaned over to Zelgadiss and asked.

"No… not really…" He replied with a shrug. Tamahome grinned.

"Well they should be… it's obvious how much they care about each other…" He said with a sparkle. Zelgadiss shrugged. Tamahome made his way up to the two of them and looked to InuYasha… "InuYasha!" He whispered in his ear, "Why don't you invite Kagome to come to Mt. Liekaku with us… after we meet up with Tasuki you two can…"

"No way!" InuYasha interrupted, "Just because you insist people confess their feelings under stupid trees, doesn't mean you get to play matchmaker for me with some random chick!" Kagome blinked…. Having heard what they both said.

"Just some random chick… huh?" She shook her head angrily, "Well I think I'll take up the offer… I would love to come along with you guys." She grinned rather smugly. InuYasha blanched, than turned a light shade of red.

"Uhh… don't you work?" He asked.

"Nope… I'm off tonight, I just dropped by the arcade to help one of the other employee's install a new machine really quick," Kagome replied. InuYasha sighed.

"Fine… Let's go." Gourry smiled knowingly at InuYasha and they began to walk toward Mt. Liekaku once again, now with Kagome along.

"You know…" Gourry said as he approached Kagome. "InuYasha still has his pink bunny…" Kagome smiled and glanced over to InuYasha who was walking beside her.

"Shove it Gourry!" He snapped. Kagome giggled. Tamahome looked back to the couple behind them and smiled.

"You two remind me of Miaka and I when we first met… but you know…"

"Oh look… Zenny's!" Gourry pointed out.

"We are not stopping to eat…" Zelgadiss said pointedly. Gourry looked down to his stomach.

"But my tummy is growling…."

"We aren't eating…"

"But…"

"No…"

"Please?" Gourry pleaded. Kagome jogged up next to Gourry and unzipped her bag.

"Will this help?" She asked perkily as she handed Gourry a bag of potato chips. Zelgadiss snorted.

"Not likely… that might fill him up for about fifteen seconds…" Kagome shrugged and looked over to Gourry… who had indeed already finished the entire bag.

"Ehh???" She eeked in disbelief and sweat dropped. "Well uuhh I have some more… does anyone else want some chips?" Zelgadiss and Tamahome shook their head in the negative… "InuYasha…?" He shrugged and took the bag he offered her.

"Sure… why not." InuYasha said as he ripped open the bag and began to munch on the salty morsels. Kagome glanced over to Gourry… who was currently trying to scrape tiny crumbs and bits of salt from the bottom of the bag.

"Wow he really is hungry… I can't believe…"

"Move out… I'm coming through!" Said a loud voice, the door to Zenny's slammed open and a petite redhead emerged, carrying at least twenty bags and boxes of food. Gourry blinked and licked a bit of salt from his finger as he looked up from his bag.

"Oi Lina!" He yelled, but not before Lina lost her balance and ran smack into the blonde schoolboy. Gourry gasped and caught the falling boxes… careful not to damage Lina's precious Cargo. Gourry smiled once he had successfully caught all of the boxes, "Wouldn't want to damage your snack!" Lina looked at him… a light blush spreading across her cheeks. "Course… I suppose it wouldn't be as bad as losing a dinner…" Tamahome glanced over to Lina and Gourry…

"Wow… she has an appetite just like Miaka…" He said to Zelgadiss. "Are those two going out?"

"No… not really," Zelgadiss replied.

"Well they should be! It's obvious how much they care about each other!" Tamahome made his way over to the couple and whispered in Gourry's ear. "Why don't you invite Lina along with us… then you two can…"

"Huh?" Gourry interrupted. "Hey Lina… you wanna come along with us to Mt. Liekaku… we can go get some dinner afterwards." Lina shrugged.

"Sure… whatever… If it gets me a free meal." Lina glanced over to Gourry. "But I wanna eat my snack first…" She said taking the top box from the pile. Zelgadiss groaned as she opened it up… pulling out an order of cheese sticks and shoving them in her mouth. Kagome glanced over to InuYasha.

"This is going to be awhile huh?" She asked. He looked up from his bag of potato chips.

"Not if she eats as fast as Gourry…" They sighed and looked up to Lina… who was indeed… about a third of the way done. Tamahome smiled.

"Those two are so perfect for each other…" He trailed off. Zelgadiss looked over the supposed scout of love and raised an eyebrow.

"You're the guy from "Sailor Luv Luv" right?" Tamahome nodded.

"Yes… I am… and Miaka is my costar… and the real life love of my life as well…" He smiled. "I came over here from England to attend classes and become a scout… but Miaka and I write letters to each other every day… as well as sending emails and talking on the phone for ten hours a night…" Zelgadiss just blinked.

"That's… kind of sad…" He replied. Tamahome shook his head.

"No it's not… when you're in love… you'll do anything for whoever she is!" Zelgadiss rolled his eyes.

"Is Lina done yet?" He asked and averted his eyes to her. She was rubbing her stomach and taking the last bites of a chicken leg… about twenty empty boxes littered the ground around her. Everyone just gaped.

"All right!" She pumped her fist and tossed the chicken bone… "I'm ready to go!" InuYasha and Kagome were still staring in disbelief.

"You eat too much!" InuYasha stated simply. Lina glared at him fire in her eyes.

"I'm a growing girl… what are you trying to say!" She yelled. Kagome grabbed InuYasha's arm and pulled him away from the explosive red head.

"Let's all just go…" Zelgadiss sighed. Gourry nodded and looked over to Lina motioning her to follow. Lina muttered something under her breath and scurried up to the rest of the group… standing next to Gourry. The group continued on their way… until they finally reached the stairs leading to the Mt. Liekaku Turtle Shrine.

"Ah… so we're finally here…" Tamahome stretched his arms as he reached the top of the stairs. Zelgadiss noticed that Tamahome was still sparkling… despite the setting sun, and was slightly disturbed by that fact. InuYasha's ears twitched as he picked up the discussions going on inside the shrine.

"So ya just think ya can come in here and turn off my TNN so you can watch your stupid game shows…. Just because your cable is out… I ain't gonna stand for this!" Tasuki yelled. InuYasha winced and held his hands over his ears… as an ear splitting laugh then echoed throughout the shrine.

"Wha…?" Gourry asked and winced… along with the rest of the group. Kagome looked up and noticed birds scattering from the roof of the shrine and quickly flying away.

"What could possibly be making that horrific sound?" Zel asked. InuYasha twitched.

"I don't know… but if it doesn't stop… I'm going to go deaf!" He yelled over the laughter.

"Rekka shinnen!" They heard Tasuki's voice yell from inside the house…. The laughter stopped and the entire group sighed in relief.

"Well come on… let's get this over with as soon as we can," Zelgadiss said and ushered the rest of the group to follow him. The group nodded and scurried after him… Gourry glanced behind him and noticed Lina lagging behind with a horrified look on her face.

"Aren't you coming Lina?" Gourry asked.

"I—I—I have stuff to do… so I'm gonna get going…!" Lina said and turned tail to leave. Gourry looked at her cluelessly.

"I thought we were gonna go get dinner afterwards…?"

"Well Gourry… not that dinner sounds bad, but I really don't want to run into a certain person that's nearby… so I'm gonna head out…"

"But Lina…" Gourry was interrupted by the sound of a door barging open and the same earth-shattering laugh that had terrified the group only moments before. Lina paled as an enormously well endowed high school girl emerged from the shrine, flipping her long black hair confidently over her shoulder.

"Long time no see… Lina Inverse!" She laughed. InuYasha clamped his hands over his ears tighter and glared at the woman.

"Stop laughing now… or I'm gonna…"

"InuYasha," Tamahome interrupted, "You know you can't hit girls!" InuYasha fixed the teal haired boy a deadly gaze.

"I don't know what that thing is… but it is not a girl," He yelled. Gourry scratched his chin.

"Uuuh maybe we should transform?" He asked.

"I don't think that will be necessary," Zelgadiss said with a sigh and pointed to the porch, Tasuki stood next to the woman with fan in hand…

"Naga… dammit that's enough!" He yelled, "Rekka shinnen!"

"Urgh…." Naga said as she received the brunt of the flames.

"Yay… she should be crispy fer a moment at least!" Tasuki said triumphantly. Lina perked up a bit, over the temporary shock.

"Figures I would run into her again… damn I thought I ditched her," The redheaded girl sighed. Kagome blinked and walked over to her.

"You okay Lina…" She said concerned. Lina nodded.

"Let's just get out of here before she decides to follow me." Kagome shook her head in response.

"Not such a bad idea…"

"Where's Gourry?" Lina asked. Kagome glanced over to see Gourry reaching in her yellow bag. He pulled out something and zipped it up.

"That was the last of my potato chips…" Kagome said with a sigh. Gourry made his way over to Lina and smiled, handing her the bag. Lina blushed lightly and took the chips from him… opening them up quickly, and eating them with like there was no tomorrow.

"Thanks Gourry…" She said with her mouth full.

"No problem Lina!" Gourry replied casually. Tamahome averted his eyes to Tasuki and Naga on the porch.

"You know… those two fight just like Miaka and I did at first…" He said to Zelgadiss. "Are they going out?"

"No… most definitely not," Zelgadiss replied quickly.

"Ah… well they should be, it's obvious how much they care about each other," Tamahome grinned.

"What the hell are you talking about… Tasuki wants to kill…"

"Nonsense," Tamahome interrupted, "Some of the most loving relationships start off like this." He shrugged and made his way over to Tasuki, leaning over and whispering in his ear. "Why don't you invite Naga along with us… then you two can…" Tasuki twitched and raised his fan towards Tamahome.

"You die now sparkle boy!" Tasuki said with flames in his eyes. Tamahome eeked and dodged as Tasuki prepared the fan. The violet-eyed boy narrowly missed dodging the fan and received a face full of flames. Zelgadiss glanced up and sighed as he watched the two boys brawl pointlessly… he was also disturbed to notice that Tamahome was still sparkling… despite his rather extra crispy appearance. Naga smirked.

"Hohohoho I would be more than happy to come along… after all, I haven't seen my Junior High school rival… Lina Inverse… for years!" Lina paled.

"She looks exactly the same as she did three years ago believe it or not," She whispered to Kagome. The dark haired schoolgirl tweaked.

"That is kind of scary…." Kagome said quietly. Lina nodded, and they both glanced up at the boys. "You guys ready to go?" She asked. The five boys nodded in the positive and began to quickly follow after the girls… groaning when Naga caught up to Tasuki and stood by him with her arm wrapped around his shoulder. The redheaded boy got a dangerous look in his eyes.

"Tasuki… not now… you can kill her later," Zelgadiss said firmly.

The sun continued to set as they made their way down Mt. Liekaku… the respective couples Tamahome had designated walked beside each other. Two of the couples did so willingly, but the male of the third couple was being held in a death grasp around the shoulder. Tamahome grinned widely. "Can't you just feel the love in the air Zelgadiss?"

"Shut up Tamahome," He replied calmly. Tamahome frowned.

"Don't worry Zelgadiss, you'll find your true love someday!" The scout of love said confidently.

"I don't want a true love… I just want a cure…" Zel twitched. "In fact… why am I even here… They're on a date of some sorts and…."

"But Zelgadiss! The only thing better than being in love yourself, is observing the blossoming affections between people you care about!"

"Shut your face Tamahome… You're making my headache worse." Zelgadiss sighed as they reached the bottom of the mountain. Tamahome smiled to himself. Poor Zelgadiss… I hope he finds his true love soon. He needs to perk up. InuYasha looked to Kagome, cleared his throat, and blushed a bit.

"Uhh Kagome."

"I sense evil… again!" Kero interrupted as he peeked out of Tamahome's pocket. The group turned quickly around, but InuYasha ignored Kero. Like I care, he thought… I'm not doing any fruit club activities ever again. InuYasha cleared his throat and blushed once again…

"Uhhh… Kagome…"

"CUTIE!!!!!!!" An effeminate voice squealed. InuYasha paled and looked around in a horrified state of disbelief.

"Oh no… Oh no… It can't be… AHHH!!!!" He yelled as he scooted behind Kagome, peeking out every few seconds to see if his worst suspicion was confirmed. Kagome looked around…

"Ehh what's the matter InuYasha?" She asked. He got ready to open his mouth when Kagome was shoved out of the way and he found himself being ferociously tackle glomped.

"Jakotsu what the hell???" InuYasha said as he tried to squeeze out of his grasp.

"Oooh InuYasha…" He said as he cuddled the terrified white haired boy, "I missed you so much… why did you have to transfer…"

"I transferred because of you…."

"It's been twenty four days, seven hours, two minutes, and thirty one seconds since I last laid my eyes on your gorgeous physique…" Jakotsu sighed. The seven remaining members of the group looked on in astonishment.

"Oh… so I guess that is why he actually transferred from his old school," Zel said matter-o-factly. Gourry scratched his chin.

"So this squealy guy owns a rabid monkey?" Zelgadiss twitched and smacked Gourry.

"Don't you dare start that again!" He spat. Gourry rubbed his cheek where the chimera had smacked him.

"Ow… don't do that until you get your cure Zel!"

"Don't go there either…" Zelgadiss said threateningly and then sighed, "Damn you Rezo."

"Someone help me… HELP!!!" InuYasha yelled as Jakotsu cuddled him a bit closer… "Help me now… Oh shit… he's about to go down my pants… HELP!!!" Jakotsu giggled.

"Oh… don't worry InuYasha… if you're a virgin, I'll go easy on you." InuYasha froze for a moment processing what Jakotsu had just said.

"Shit Hell No!!! Aghhhh!" InuYasha struggled further and pulled Jakotsu's hand away from his crotch.

"Uhh… shouldn't someone help him?" Gourry asked casually. InuYasha breathed heavily as he finally managed to pry Jakotsu's questing hands from his body. He quickly stood up and got in a defensive position. Jakotsu sighed.

"Oooh you make me want you even more when you play hard to get like that." InuYasha twitched and ran over to Kagome. He quickly grasped her hand and glared at Jakotsu.

"If you haven't noticed… this is Kagome… a female I am with…" InuYasha averted his eyes to Kagome and back to Jakotsu. "Yes… a chick… and we are going somewhere… without you!!" Jakotsu pouted.

"You really shouldn't waste your time with such filth…" Inuyasha instinctively reached to where his sword used to be hilted, only to remember that it had turned into a sparkly wand. He raised his fists, just about to attack when he noticed the point of large curved sword at his throat.

"What in the…."

Sailor Bish Sez-

"Today was the stupidest day of my entire life! First I had to go to school… and go to stupid English class… and then I had to meet this stupid sappy guy under stupid trees that make me sneeze. If that wasn't bad enough that stupid cheese ball Sailor Venus… tried to hook me up with Kagome… how many times do I have to say… All I want to do is beat her at DDR! And then it got even more traumatizing… the terror of my days decided to come back and molest me! I am so pissed… this is beyond stupid!"

"InuYasha… I would say this whole rant was stupid, but I think you have said it enough for the both of us… for the next five years," Zelgadiss sighed.

"Shut up!" InuYasha yelled.

"Next time I will surely do Sailor Bish sez!" Zelgadiss said firmly.

Next Time on Sailor Bish!

Our heroes have found themselves in a perilous situation, the new villain seems to be putting up a serious fight… so now they must join forces once again… to save Tokyo and to keep Jakotsu out of InuYasha's pants…. Errr skirt.