-Mido and the Three Wolfos-

Just a short while ago, there were three Wolfos living in the middle of the Kokiri Forest- A Mama Wolfos, a Papa Wolfos, and a little Baby Wolfos. The Mama Wolfos had just finished making a delicious breakfast of ground Deku Scrub, but alas, there was something wrong with each Wolfos' bowl...

"This Deku Scrub is too hot!" complained the Papa Wolfos.

"This Deku Scrub is too cold!" The Mama Wolfos turned up her snout.

"This Deku Scrub is juuuuuuuuust right!" smiled the Baby Wolfos.

...Ignoring the Baby Wolfos' comment, the elder Wolfos decided it would be ideal to take a walk out in the Lost Woods, taking the little one along, until their Deku Scrub was settled to perfection.

But while they were gone...A short, greedy little Kokiri waddled into their home.

"Goddesses, what is it that smells so good?" he wondered as he entered. Mido was a self-centered kind of guy, and never stopped to think of the consequences of anything he did. He hopped right up onto one of the Wolfos' chairs and sampled some of the food.

"Ahhh! This is much too hot!" cried Mido, after taking a bite of the Papa Wolfos' Deku Scrub.

"Oooh!" Mido winced. "This is WAY TOO COLD!"

"Huh?" Mido took another taste out of the last bowl. "Oh, gosh...Is this a Deku Scrub?!"

After Mido finished gagging over the fact that he ate a Deku Scrub, he continued into the main room of the house.

"Unhh, this is a little too hard," Mido said, as he tried out the Papa Wolfos' chair.

"Unf, zif if a livvle oo 'oft," Mido's muffled voice called out from beneath the fluff of the Mama Wolfos' chair.

"Ahh...Now this is nice." Mido kicked back in the Baby Wolfos' chair, which was exactly the right size for a short Kokiri like himself. But when he lifted himself out of the chair, he accidentally broke it.

"Oh well," said Mido. "Not my problem!"

And soon, Mido began to grow sleepy. "I think I'll go see if there are any beds upstairs."

So Mido began the journey upstairs, and like he had thought, there were three beds upstairs.

"Darnit! This one's hard, too!" grumbled Mido from Papa Wolfos' great big bed.

"Mmmmmmmmmfffffffmmmmm!" Mido screamed from the Mama Wolfos' bed as he clawed himself out.

"Ahh..." Mido sighed as he rested his head against the Baby Wolfos' pillow. "This is perfect!" He closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

But little did Mido know that the Wolfos' walk was just ending. They entered their home, and saw the mess in the kitchen!

"Grr!" snarled the Papa Wolfos. "Someone took a bite of my Deku Scrub!"

"Hmm..." thought the Mama Wolfos. "Someone took a bite out of my Deku Scrub, too."

"Look! Look!" shouted the Baby Wolfos. "Someone took a bite out of my Deku Scrub, too, and they spit it out on the floor!"

The Wolfos were outraged that someone would have the indecency to come into their home and eat their food, but after cleaning up the mess, they thought they would rather just relax in their favorite chairs.

"Oh, drat!" howled the Papa Wolfos. "Someone's been sitting in my chair!" How he could tell, no one knows.

"Ohhh..." the Mama Wolfos grimaced. "Someone's been sitting in my chair, too."

The Baby Wolfos began to cry. "Someone sat in my chair, and they broke it to pieces!"

The parents Wolfos' consoled the crying cub, and decided to take him upstairs for a nap. It had been a hard day for him, after all.

"Mother of Din!" cried out the Papa Wolfos. "This intruder slept in my bed!"

"AIIIIII!" shrieked the Mother Wolfos. "My bed's been slept in, too!" She pointed to a large pit in the center.

"Oh no, oh no!" the Baby Wolfos exclaimed. "They slept in my bed, too, AND THEY'RE STILL IN IT!!!"

The Wolfos all crowded around the Baby Wolfos' bed. They looked at each other, a malicious smile on their face, and silently agreed that red-headed Kokiri would taste much better than ground Deku Scrub...

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The Kakariko children's faces were pale.

"Did...Did they eat Mido?" June asked. Her lower lip quivered with terror.

Link cut in. "No, June, they didn't. After Mido was caught sleeping in the Baby Wolfos' bed, he jumped out the window, freed all the Deku Scrubs from the Wolfos' farm, and ran back home safely, where he ate sugar spun candy and drank apple cider and the Wolfos never saw him again."

A sigh was heard throughout the village.

"WRONG!" shouted Ganondorf. "They DID eat Mido! They chopped him into little teeny pieces and dipped him in sauce! And they said he tasted very good!"

The children gasped.

"Ganon, why would you say that?" Link tried to push a frightened June off of him.

"Because I hate this! I hate you! And I especially hate YOU!" Ganondorf pointed an olive-tinted finger at June. He raised his hand to blast her with a shot of magic.

"YAHHHH!" The Kakariko children ran up to Ganondorf and smothered him. One especially energetic kid jumped on his back and held on for dear life.

"Ahhhh, stop it!" Ganondorf swung himself around, trying to shake off the children, but they wouldn't come loose. "You'll pay for this, you brats!"

"Ganondorf always had problems with kids," Link noted, from past experience. He picked up the shivering June and carried her to her house, where her parents thanked him and tucked her in safely.