Disclaimer: I still don't own anything, although owning (and being able to
draw) the mazoku lords would be great.fishies.I also don't own Enya. Though
she did have good music for FOTR.but that's coming from a fanatic who would
love to sue a book for not knowing that Gothmog was a BALROG, not a
Nazgul!!
After the authoress had secretly examined all the rooms (there were lots of hidden security cameras), she called the mazoku lords into the living room.
"To keep from any unfair fights, the subordinates will not be allowed here at the moment. Expect random (Slayers) characters to stop by. You can do whatever you want within the boundaries of the rules for a few hours, as I'm still planning.Oh, another rule: STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!! I will make it so you can't get in!"
After blinking, the lords went their separate ways. Dynast visited the walk-in freezer. Dolphin tried to summon fishies in the bathtub. Phibbrizzo and Gaav went on a mission to find and wreck the authoress's room. Little did they know, it was already a wreck, and they'd never be able to find it. Zelas went to the patio to smoke. The authoress started making a fort in her room out of the many stacks of paper. .she'd have to figure out how to improvise later since the paper would probably go away sometime, if the mazoku lords figured out how to get in.
Two hours later, they met in the living room again.
"I can only hope you've acquainted yourselves with the house. If not, oh well. However, we do have a computer room in a small corner; you might want to work with it."
'Wonder if I should've told them about the cameras.Nah. That'd ruin the fun! Plus, I could sell some of the funnier videos to the Shabby pieces and L-sama!' The authoress started contemplating how to get these videos.
The lords started edging away from the obviously mad authoress when they saw the evil look on her face. Granted, they loved evil, but they assumed (correctly) that it would be bad for them.
The authoress's evil grin intensified as soon as Amelia walked in. She quickly scribbled something down, and teleporting wards were set up, and all doors/windows were locked and barred (AN: I only mean the ones leading outside. The other ones are still accessible). She pressed 'record' for the camera film.
The mazoku paled.
"Hi! Are you Xelloss's friends?" "No. We are not friends of that purple-haired freak," Dynast said flatly, moving to the side to avoid Zelas's slap.
"Don't insult my Xelly! You have a purple-haired freak too! Or at least, you did."
"Stupid Inverse."
"Why are you insulting Lina-san?" Amelia wanted to know.
"SHE FEAKIN' KILLED ME!!...I'd use more colorful language, but this is only rated PG."
The authoress grinned.
"Oh, Amelia? Can I have the lyrics to 'Life is Wonderful'? I need it for the justice speech I'm gonna practice on them!"
The mazoku scrambled to their rooms. However, the security cameras also seconded as stereos.
So, a sound came out of seemingly nowhere. First, it was the dreaded song, and then it changed to some Enya song, then to heavy metal music by an unknown artist.
Confuzzled, the mazoku went into the computer room, and found the authoress listening to Ace of Base. There was a tall stack of CDs next to the computer (hint hint). After a song ended, she changed it to 'Fish Heads' by Barnes and Barnes.
Everyone except Dolphin left. She tried to check in on her precious fishies, and looked at all the odd varieties on the fish market. They looked to tame for her.
Sooo.how did you like it? Was it okay? .and you may have guessed that I own NONE of the songs or artists that were mentioned. And, this does not take place in my house. It's not that big, and I can't make my mom move out.or my annoying sister.or my step dad, ect. It took me forever to get rid of those mazoku who dragged me off stage last time, but I fixed it.*looks at the VERY white walls, with occasional 'Life is Wonderful' lyrics on it. Plus, it looks like there's a general white magic-ky aura to the whole thing* he he he.that was fun! My question of the day: Why aren't you allowed to become a writer here if you're under 13? Please review!!
After the authoress had secretly examined all the rooms (there were lots of hidden security cameras), she called the mazoku lords into the living room.
"To keep from any unfair fights, the subordinates will not be allowed here at the moment. Expect random (Slayers) characters to stop by. You can do whatever you want within the boundaries of the rules for a few hours, as I'm still planning.Oh, another rule: STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!! I will make it so you can't get in!"
After blinking, the lords went their separate ways. Dynast visited the walk-in freezer. Dolphin tried to summon fishies in the bathtub. Phibbrizzo and Gaav went on a mission to find and wreck the authoress's room. Little did they know, it was already a wreck, and they'd never be able to find it. Zelas went to the patio to smoke. The authoress started making a fort in her room out of the many stacks of paper. .she'd have to figure out how to improvise later since the paper would probably go away sometime, if the mazoku lords figured out how to get in.
Two hours later, they met in the living room again.
"I can only hope you've acquainted yourselves with the house. If not, oh well. However, we do have a computer room in a small corner; you might want to work with it."
'Wonder if I should've told them about the cameras.Nah. That'd ruin the fun! Plus, I could sell some of the funnier videos to the Shabby pieces and L-sama!' The authoress started contemplating how to get these videos.
The lords started edging away from the obviously mad authoress when they saw the evil look on her face. Granted, they loved evil, but they assumed (correctly) that it would be bad for them.
The authoress's evil grin intensified as soon as Amelia walked in. She quickly scribbled something down, and teleporting wards were set up, and all doors/windows were locked and barred (AN: I only mean the ones leading outside. The other ones are still accessible). She pressed 'record' for the camera film.
The mazoku paled.
"Hi! Are you Xelloss's friends?" "No. We are not friends of that purple-haired freak," Dynast said flatly, moving to the side to avoid Zelas's slap.
"Don't insult my Xelly! You have a purple-haired freak too! Or at least, you did."
"Stupid Inverse."
"Why are you insulting Lina-san?" Amelia wanted to know.
"SHE FEAKIN' KILLED ME!!...I'd use more colorful language, but this is only rated PG."
The authoress grinned.
"Oh, Amelia? Can I have the lyrics to 'Life is Wonderful'? I need it for the justice speech I'm gonna practice on them!"
The mazoku scrambled to their rooms. However, the security cameras also seconded as stereos.
So, a sound came out of seemingly nowhere. First, it was the dreaded song, and then it changed to some Enya song, then to heavy metal music by an unknown artist.
Confuzzled, the mazoku went into the computer room, and found the authoress listening to Ace of Base. There was a tall stack of CDs next to the computer (hint hint). After a song ended, she changed it to 'Fish Heads' by Barnes and Barnes.
Everyone except Dolphin left. She tried to check in on her precious fishies, and looked at all the odd varieties on the fish market. They looked to tame for her.
Sooo.how did you like it? Was it okay? .and you may have guessed that I own NONE of the songs or artists that were mentioned. And, this does not take place in my house. It's not that big, and I can't make my mom move out.or my annoying sister.or my step dad, ect. It took me forever to get rid of those mazoku who dragged me off stage last time, but I fixed it.*looks at the VERY white walls, with occasional 'Life is Wonderful' lyrics on it. Plus, it looks like there's a general white magic-ky aura to the whole thing* he he he.that was fun! My question of the day: Why aren't you allowed to become a writer here if you're under 13? Please review!!
