Disclaimer: Do you really think I own Slayers? Do you actually think that in your pitiful little minds? If you do, you're stupider than most of the people at school, which is saying something. Plus, there'd be more of the mazoku, and they wouldn't die as much.

I don't think this chapter has as much humor as the rest, and there's certainly little to no plot. But read and review. I like that. It makes me feel like maybe, just maybe, I may have SOME talent as a writer of some sort. Gah...no insanity today...need more sugar... ________________________________________________________________________

Dolphin soon got bored with the computer. There simply weren't enough bloodthirsty fish for sale. Shrugging, she wandered around the house, stopping only to summon some 'real' (in her mind) fish for some idiotic person to stumble upon. Then she went to bug Dynast...

...who was quite happy to just stare at the wall in his room, imagining the slow and painful deaths he would give to every human when he took over the world, which he wouldn't even try to do until Lina Inverse was long dead. While isolated, and seemingly dead to the world, Ha'Ou Grausherra wasn't stupid enough to just ignore something that had killed one of his siblings. Lords of large areas of land didn't live long by being idiotic morons (AN: what IQ would that be? I forgot...).

But even though they weren't stupid, sanity loss always seemed to accompany the solitude. Dynast sighed as his blue-haired sister dragged him around, pestering Phibbrizzo into joining them. He tuned it all out until he realized that he was soaking wet. He glared at Dolphin until he realized she was talking to Phibby, not watching him for a reaction. So, he glared at the nearby authoress, who whistled innocently on her way to the kitchen.

Gaav was conveniently moping next to the fridge, so the authoress adopted a mock-serious expression and proceeded to question him under the pretence of needing 'background' info for her project.

"What's your favorite color?" "Red." "How old are you?" "I lost count around 2000." "Have you ever been in a relationship?" "Well, there was that one time...HEY!"

But the authoress was long gone. Munching on a brownie on the way to her room, the authoress contemplated how much her info would sell for. Shabranigdo had said he would pay $500 for each embarrassing moment in confessionals.

The evil grin returned as the authoress realized that not only would she have tons of fun, she'd also be something close to a millionaire by the time this was through.

Once in her room, she set up a link to Shabranigdo.

"Did you know that Gaav was in a relationship?" "...so that was why he was so secretive...here's your cash. Keep me informed."

He faded out of sight with an evil cackle.

Taking a quick look through the security cameras, she noticed that Gaav had convinced the Beastmaster to go on a manhunt for her. Not especially surprising, nor anything to spend sleepless nights over (indeed, it probably wouldn't even last an hour), but certainly worth noting. Then the phone rang.

Hello? Oh, hi mom...yes, I'm fine...no, I'm not making out with any boys...yes, I'm actually doing the project...no, I haven't killed anyone yet...yes, I'm sure I don't want help.MOM! I don't need help, I'm fine, I'll be back soon, so GOODBYE!"

Slamming down the phone, the authoress realized just how lucky she was to not have people who could speak directly in to her head at any given moment. She tore up a random stuffed rabbit, and took a nap.

Zelas had converted to her beast form, and was following the scent. She came to a long hallway that looked exactly the same on either side. Zelas didn't notice this, and just followed the scent, which conveniently went around in circles, so she took the wrong turn and went back to the living room. Realizing this, she tried again, but wasn't following the scent very well. Perhaps she had had too many drinks, or there was a spell making it impossible to be completed. The Beastmaster soon fainted on the floor, mumbling something about needing more beer.

Phibbrizzo had found a certain CD, and after grinning evilly, had put it in a boom box conveniently located next to Zelas's ear. She woke with a loud yelp and a sudden urge to go to a bar. The Beer Song has that effect on alcoholics and not-quite-sane people. It was later found out for absolutely no reason that Phibbrizzo hadn't tortured his sister in a while, and that boredom made even the cruelest of people feel all warm and fuzzy inside (AN: and that, class, is the effect of mold in people's stomachs. Next week, we study those green pools of slimy stuff found in the school cafeterias). Boredom seems to have its effects on everyone's sanity. And if not boredom and seclusion, then too much time experimenting with killing people and spending time with your sister who probably went insane by doing that, and much much more. Poor soul orbs. He wouldn't witness or cause any deaths for a whole week!!! Such indignity! With these thoughts, Phibbrizzo huffed and joined a very...non-pacifist chatroom.

L-sama witnessed all of this via the tape she was sent regularly, and shook her head at the stupidity, and in pity for the emotions that her grandchildren (if you think about it, they are) had. Ceipheid came in, and peered over her shoulder.

"Glad my kids didn't have sanity problems that severe," he commented. "Now you know how I feel. I'm embarrassed to be even slightly related to them. Dynast's a social outcast, Dolphin's lost all resemblance of sanity, Phibbrizzo's obsessed with killing people, and Gaav, though the closest to normal of all of them-besides the trench coat- I think is still a pyromaniac!" L-sama continued to rant on about the stupidity of all of her underlings, oblivious to the rest of the video, and Ceiphied watching it interestedly.

The mazoku were unsurprisingly unaware of this. All they knew was that they would certainly come out of this to ridicule of some sort.

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...so, how was it? I know it wasn't as funny as the rest of them...and you should all be aware that there won't be very much plot in this, and I have absolutely no idea how long this is going to go, or if I'll ever even finish the first day...not hyper today...which is good for other people, but not for me. *sigh* oh well. See you next chapter!! Ja ne!