The sky was an off grey as Amy strolled up to the ticket box. "One please," she said to the monkey inside.

            "So, Amy, where are you going?" the monkey asked curiously.

            "Well, truthfully, I don't exactly know. My parents just kicked me out of the home. They said I was a lazy bum that needed to appreciate life more. I just want to move out." Amy sighed.

            "May I make a recommendation?" the monkey asked. "If you need to appreciate nature more and experience a different side of life, I would recommend moving to Cowland."  The monkey replied.

             "Did you say 'Cowland?', well, I'm sorry, but that just sounds absurd. I want to move someplace that isn't some Hicksville farmer town. A city would be nice." Amy replied giggling.

             "You did say you wanted to experience a different side of life, and appreciate what you had. I think Cowland would do you some good. Yes," the monkey chuckled, "Cowland would DEFINELTELY do you some good. Odd folk in Cowland, but they're always polite. Well, maybe not ALWAYS. You get the odd guy that will spazz out and tease you all the time, but I think you should give it a good try," The monkey finished.

             "Well, maybe I'll give it a try. I don't have much money though. I can't afford to buy a ranch," Amy sighed.

             "Oh, let me explain. Cowland isn't a farm town. It's a wooded area with some cleared spots. There are plenty of acres of land. I'm sure you'll have a grand time. I'll tell you what. If you give it a try, and deliver a message to Tortimer the mayor, I'll give you your ticket for free. Here you go," the monkey said, and he slid a ticket under the glass window.

             Amy sighed as she sat down on the train, and heard the whistle of the train. She looked at the window. She wanted to get a last look at Longwood before she moved to the cow place.

             Suddenly, the compartment door slid open, and a tiny cat walked in. She walked over to Amy, and asked, "May I please sit here?"

             Amy wasn't exactly in the mood for company, so she told him that she didn't want him to sit there. He didn't seem to get the message however, because he sat there anyway.

             "I overheard you were going to Cowland. I've been there a lot myself. I even know a man there named Tom Nook. I also heard that you didn't have much money though. Well, I'm sure old Nook would be happy to get you a pad." He replied enthusiastically.

             The train gave a last whistle, and they stopped moving. It was time to get off and look at her new home. Whether this experience would be good or bad, Amy didn't know.

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