(This is what happens when Guardian Forces have to much time on their hands
and have been watching Lord of the Rings waaaay to much.)
Shiva: (Tries to get some order going for the first scene.) HEY!! I said get in your places!
Siren: Now I know what the phrase 'total chaos' means.
Carbuncle: What's the first scene?
Ifrit: Pay attention dummy and maybe you'd know.
Alexander: When do I get to kill Sauron?
Leviathan: Not until the end.
Odin: Quit asking.
Pandemona: Where's the food?
Eden: Will you shut up about the food already!?
Quetzacotl: Who started this stupid conversation?
Brothers (Sacred and Minotaur.): Don't look at us!
Diablos: This is getting us no where.
Bahamut: HEY! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GET IN PLACE!!!
((Everyone goes silent and runs to their places.))
Shiva: Hey Siren just start at "it began with blah blah blah" you know what it says.
Siren: Gotcha, (Clears her throat.) it began with the forging of the great rings of power...
Carbuncle: Wait wait! I thought that line was 12 rings of power!
Diablos: 3+7+9 doesn't equal 12 Carbuncle.
Carbuncle: Oh uhhh okay nevermind.
Shiva: (Sigh) This is going to be a loooooong day.
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((Scene I)) (Ifrit and Carbuncle are standing in front of a fire place.)
Ifrit: (Reaches into the fire and pulls out a gold ring.) Alright Carbuncle, hold out your hand or paw or whatever.
Carbuncle: No way! That thing's gonna burn me like heck!
Ifrit: Just do it, it's cool enough that it won't burn you.
Carbuncle: Alright but I'm trusting you!
Ifrit: (Drops the ring in Carbuncle's paw.)
Carbuncle: (Was about to say Ifrit was right until his paw started burning and he dropped the ring and began yelling.) YOU SAID THE @#$%& RING WASN'T HOT!!! YOU PROBABLY BURNED MY PAW OFF YOU &*^$# DUMMY!!!!
Ifrit: (Starts laughing insanely.)
Diablos: Cut and start over.
(Scene ends with Ifrit laughing, Carbuncle still throwing words at Ifrit, and Siren trying to calm him down.)
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((Scene II-Entrance to Moria)) (Shiva, Diablos, Carbuncle, Pandemona, and Ifrit are standing outside the entrance, Carbuncle and Ifrit are throwing rocks into the water.)
Shiva: Will you two stop?! That's getting annoying!
Diablos: They must have a death wish.
Pandemona: Are we going in or standing out here all day?
Shiva: Well we can't exactly get in until we find a way in!
Diablos: Well hurry up before some random sea monster comes looking for lunch.
Ifrit: I think it would have attack by now if it was, I mean ya think us throwing rocks would have woken him up by now.
Carbuncle: I agree.
(Carbuncle throws another rock and they all hear a splash then a thunk.)
Leviathan: OW!!! HEY THAT HIT MY WING YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!
(Everyone sweatdrops seeing as Leviathan messed up.)
Leviathan: whoops...I mean (Roars)
Diablos: To late.
Carbuncle: Cut.
Shiva: ...
Ifrit: Nice move Leviathan.
Pandemona: Can we eat now?
Everyone: SHUT UP ABOUT FOOD ALREADY!!!
Pandemona: (Sweatdrop) What'd I say?!
(Scene ends)
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Scene III-Bridge of Khazad-dum (Everyone runs across the bridge with the Balrog in hot pursuit.)
Siren: MOVE IT PEOPLE OR WE'RE GOING TO GET FRIED!!!
Cerberus: We're going already!
Ifrit: She's freaking out again.
Diablos: Seems she's very good at freaking out.
Carbuncle: Why did we agree to do this scene?
Alexander: Do I get to kill Sauron yet?
Everyone: NO!!!
Shiva: Wait a minute! I can just freeze that Balrog thing!
Eden: Shiva I would ask if you've gone insane but I think that's a worthless question.
Odin: I'm not sure I want to know.
Leviathan: You idiot you can't freeze that thing!
Shiva: Says who? I can try!
(Balrog enters, sees the group and roars.)
Siren: (Screams and faints.)
Leviathan: (Sweatdrop) I just knew that would happen.
Cerberus: Time to put myself to good use. (Puts Siren on his back.)
Bahamut: Shut up and get moving!
Ifrit: MOVE IT PEOPLE!!!
Pandemona: Is there any food outside?
Carbuncle: (Whacks Pandemona.) WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE FOOD!!!
(Balrog sees the group, goes after them but Shiva's in his way.)
Balrog: (Roars)
Shiva: Oh is that suppose to scare me? Nice try, DIAMOND DUST!
(The ice attack freezes the Balrog and part of the bridge.)
Shiva: Hey it worked! (Bridge starts breaking.) oh spork...
(Bridge breaks causing the Balrog, and Shiva, to fall into the darkness below.)
Everyone: SHIVA!!!!!
Shiva: Next time I'm calling Diablos.
(Scene ends)
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Shiva: Why'd I ever agree to do this?
Sacred: Hey it was Bahamut's idea!
Minotaur: So don't blame us!
Bahamut: Why did I even bother?
Diablos: Well it was a good idea.
Quetzacotl: Just don't tell our human partners about this.
Cerberus: They'd never let us live this down!
Carbuncle: Don't I know it.
Siren: (Wakes up) Huh? What'd I miss?
Eden: Nothing Siren, completely nothing.
Odine: This has proved to be the strangest thing we have ever done.
Alexander: Can I kill Sauron now?
Pandemona: Where's the food?
Everyone: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!
Shiva: (Tries to get some order going for the first scene.) HEY!! I said get in your places!
Siren: Now I know what the phrase 'total chaos' means.
Carbuncle: What's the first scene?
Ifrit: Pay attention dummy and maybe you'd know.
Alexander: When do I get to kill Sauron?
Leviathan: Not until the end.
Odin: Quit asking.
Pandemona: Where's the food?
Eden: Will you shut up about the food already!?
Quetzacotl: Who started this stupid conversation?
Brothers (Sacred and Minotaur.): Don't look at us!
Diablos: This is getting us no where.
Bahamut: HEY! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GET IN PLACE!!!
((Everyone goes silent and runs to their places.))
Shiva: Hey Siren just start at "it began with blah blah blah" you know what it says.
Siren: Gotcha, (Clears her throat.) it began with the forging of the great rings of power...
Carbuncle: Wait wait! I thought that line was 12 rings of power!
Diablos: 3+7+9 doesn't equal 12 Carbuncle.
Carbuncle: Oh uhhh okay nevermind.
Shiva: (Sigh) This is going to be a loooooong day.
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((Scene I)) (Ifrit and Carbuncle are standing in front of a fire place.)
Ifrit: (Reaches into the fire and pulls out a gold ring.) Alright Carbuncle, hold out your hand or paw or whatever.
Carbuncle: No way! That thing's gonna burn me like heck!
Ifrit: Just do it, it's cool enough that it won't burn you.
Carbuncle: Alright but I'm trusting you!
Ifrit: (Drops the ring in Carbuncle's paw.)
Carbuncle: (Was about to say Ifrit was right until his paw started burning and he dropped the ring and began yelling.) YOU SAID THE @#$%& RING WASN'T HOT!!! YOU PROBABLY BURNED MY PAW OFF YOU &*^$# DUMMY!!!!
Ifrit: (Starts laughing insanely.)
Diablos: Cut and start over.
(Scene ends with Ifrit laughing, Carbuncle still throwing words at Ifrit, and Siren trying to calm him down.)
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((Scene II-Entrance to Moria)) (Shiva, Diablos, Carbuncle, Pandemona, and Ifrit are standing outside the entrance, Carbuncle and Ifrit are throwing rocks into the water.)
Shiva: Will you two stop?! That's getting annoying!
Diablos: They must have a death wish.
Pandemona: Are we going in or standing out here all day?
Shiva: Well we can't exactly get in until we find a way in!
Diablos: Well hurry up before some random sea monster comes looking for lunch.
Ifrit: I think it would have attack by now if it was, I mean ya think us throwing rocks would have woken him up by now.
Carbuncle: I agree.
(Carbuncle throws another rock and they all hear a splash then a thunk.)
Leviathan: OW!!! HEY THAT HIT MY WING YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!
(Everyone sweatdrops seeing as Leviathan messed up.)
Leviathan: whoops...I mean (Roars)
Diablos: To late.
Carbuncle: Cut.
Shiva: ...
Ifrit: Nice move Leviathan.
Pandemona: Can we eat now?
Everyone: SHUT UP ABOUT FOOD ALREADY!!!
Pandemona: (Sweatdrop) What'd I say?!
(Scene ends)
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Scene III-Bridge of Khazad-dum (Everyone runs across the bridge with the Balrog in hot pursuit.)
Siren: MOVE IT PEOPLE OR WE'RE GOING TO GET FRIED!!!
Cerberus: We're going already!
Ifrit: She's freaking out again.
Diablos: Seems she's very good at freaking out.
Carbuncle: Why did we agree to do this scene?
Alexander: Do I get to kill Sauron yet?
Everyone: NO!!!
Shiva: Wait a minute! I can just freeze that Balrog thing!
Eden: Shiva I would ask if you've gone insane but I think that's a worthless question.
Odin: I'm not sure I want to know.
Leviathan: You idiot you can't freeze that thing!
Shiva: Says who? I can try!
(Balrog enters, sees the group and roars.)
Siren: (Screams and faints.)
Leviathan: (Sweatdrop) I just knew that would happen.
Cerberus: Time to put myself to good use. (Puts Siren on his back.)
Bahamut: Shut up and get moving!
Ifrit: MOVE IT PEOPLE!!!
Pandemona: Is there any food outside?
Carbuncle: (Whacks Pandemona.) WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE FOOD!!!
(Balrog sees the group, goes after them but Shiva's in his way.)
Balrog: (Roars)
Shiva: Oh is that suppose to scare me? Nice try, DIAMOND DUST!
(The ice attack freezes the Balrog and part of the bridge.)
Shiva: Hey it worked! (Bridge starts breaking.) oh spork...
(Bridge breaks causing the Balrog, and Shiva, to fall into the darkness below.)
Everyone: SHIVA!!!!!
Shiva: Next time I'm calling Diablos.
(Scene ends)
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Shiva: Why'd I ever agree to do this?
Sacred: Hey it was Bahamut's idea!
Minotaur: So don't blame us!
Bahamut: Why did I even bother?
Diablos: Well it was a good idea.
Quetzacotl: Just don't tell our human partners about this.
Cerberus: They'd never let us live this down!
Carbuncle: Don't I know it.
Siren: (Wakes up) Huh? What'd I miss?
Eden: Nothing Siren, completely nothing.
Odine: This has proved to be the strangest thing we have ever done.
Alexander: Can I kill Sauron now?
Pandemona: Where's the food?
Everyone: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!
