(This is what happens when Guardian Forces have to much time on their hands and have been watching Lord of the Rings waaaay to much.)
Shiva: (Tries to get some order going for the first scene.) HEY!! I said get in your places!

Siren: Now I know what the phrase 'total chaos' means.

Carbuncle: What's the first scene?

Ifrit: Pay attention dummy and maybe you'd know.

Alexander: When do I get to kill Sauron?

Leviathan: Not until the end.

Odin: Quit asking.

Pandemona: Where's the food?

Eden: Will you shut up about the food already!?

Quetzacotl: Who started this stupid conversation?

Brothers (Sacred and Minotaur.): Don't look at us!

Diablos: This is getting us no where.

Bahamut: HEY! EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GET IN PLACE!!!

((Everyone goes silent and runs to their places.))

Shiva: Hey Siren just start at "it began with blah blah blah" you know what it says.

Siren: Gotcha, (Clears her throat.) it began with the forging of the great rings of power...

Carbuncle: Wait wait! I thought that line was 12 rings of power!

Diablos: 3+7+9 doesn't equal 12 Carbuncle.

Carbuncle: Oh uhhh okay nevermind.

Shiva: (Sigh) This is going to be a loooooong day.

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((Scene I)) (Ifrit and Carbuncle are standing in front of a fire place.)

Ifrit: (Reaches into the fire and pulls out a gold ring.) Alright Carbuncle, hold out your hand or paw or whatever.

Carbuncle: No way! That thing's gonna burn me like heck!

Ifrit: Just do it, it's cool enough that it won't burn you.

Carbuncle: Alright but I'm trusting you!

Ifrit: (Drops the ring in Carbuncle's paw.)

Carbuncle: (Was about to say Ifrit was right until his paw started burning and he dropped the ring and began yelling.) YOU SAID THE @#$%& RING WASN'T HOT!!! YOU PROBABLY BURNED MY PAW OFF YOU &*^$# DUMMY!!!!

Ifrit: (Starts laughing insanely.)

Diablos: Cut and start over.

(Scene ends with Ifrit laughing, Carbuncle still throwing words at Ifrit, and Siren trying to calm him down.)

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((Scene II-Entrance to Moria)) (Shiva, Diablos, Carbuncle, Pandemona, and Ifrit are standing outside the entrance, Carbuncle and Ifrit are throwing rocks into the water.)

Shiva: Will you two stop?! That's getting annoying!

Diablos: They must have a death wish.

Pandemona: Are we going in or standing out here all day?

Shiva: Well we can't exactly get in until we find a way in!

Diablos: Well hurry up before some random sea monster comes looking for lunch.

Ifrit: I think it would have attack by now if it was, I mean ya think us throwing rocks would have woken him up by now.

Carbuncle: I agree.

(Carbuncle throws another rock and they all hear a splash then a thunk.)

Leviathan: OW!!! HEY THAT HIT MY WING YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!

(Everyone sweatdrops seeing as Leviathan messed up.)

Leviathan: whoops...I mean (Roars)

Diablos: To late.

Carbuncle: Cut.

Shiva: ...

Ifrit: Nice move Leviathan.

Pandemona: Can we eat now?

Everyone: SHUT UP ABOUT FOOD ALREADY!!!

Pandemona: (Sweatdrop) What'd I say?!

(Scene ends)
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Scene III-Bridge of Khazad-dum (Everyone runs across the bridge with the Balrog in hot pursuit.)

Siren: MOVE IT PEOPLE OR WE'RE GOING TO GET FRIED!!!

Cerberus: We're going already!

Ifrit: She's freaking out again.

Diablos: Seems she's very good at freaking out.

Carbuncle: Why did we agree to do this scene?

Alexander: Do I get to kill Sauron yet?

Everyone: NO!!!

Shiva: Wait a minute! I can just freeze that Balrog thing!

Eden: Shiva I would ask if you've gone insane but I think that's a worthless question.

Odin: I'm not sure I want to know.

Leviathan: You idiot you can't freeze that thing!

Shiva: Says who? I can try!

(Balrog enters, sees the group and roars.)

Siren: (Screams and faints.)

Leviathan: (Sweatdrop) I just knew that would happen.

Cerberus: Time to put myself to good use. (Puts Siren on his back.)

Bahamut: Shut up and get moving!

Ifrit: MOVE IT PEOPLE!!!

Pandemona: Is there any food outside?

Carbuncle: (Whacks Pandemona.) WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE FOOD!!!

(Balrog sees the group, goes after them but Shiva's in his way.)

Balrog: (Roars)

Shiva: Oh is that suppose to scare me? Nice try, DIAMOND DUST!

(The ice attack freezes the Balrog and part of the bridge.)

Shiva: Hey it worked! (Bridge starts breaking.) oh spork...

(Bridge breaks causing the Balrog, and Shiva, to fall into the darkness below.)

Everyone: SHIVA!!!!!

Shiva: Next time I'm calling Diablos.

(Scene ends)

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Shiva: Why'd I ever agree to do this?

Sacred: Hey it was Bahamut's idea!

Minotaur: So don't blame us!

Bahamut: Why did I even bother?

Diablos: Well it was a good idea.

Quetzacotl: Just don't tell our human partners about this.

Cerberus: They'd never let us live this down!

Carbuncle: Don't I know it.

Siren: (Wakes up) Huh? What'd I miss?

Eden: Nothing Siren, completely nothing.

Odine: This has proved to be the strangest thing we have ever done.

Alexander: Can I kill Sauron now?

Pandemona: Where's the food?

Everyone: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!