Disclaimer: Lawyer Ninjas, I call upon you!!
Lawyer Ninjas: She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, the Price is Right, or anything else mentioned!!
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Hi! I'm the Evil Authoress of Doom (E.A.O.D., Doom, or Freak) and this is my first fic!!! YAY!! So... meet my all-knowing muse, the Evil Spatula of Doom!! Or, Spat-Spat!! Say hi Spat-Spat!!
Spat-Spat:No.
Doom: Please?
Spat-Spat:Foolish mortal.
Doom:Fine. Anyways... we have to get on with this fic, so bring out the YGO characters!!
*The Price is Right Knock-off music starts*
Announcer Man: Welcome to " The Price is Wrong"!!
Doom:Potato
Yugi: Umm... Where are we?
Seto: Looks like a cheap knock-off of the "Price is Right"
Yugi: That would explain the girl in the gold, sparkly suit..... I hope.....
Doom: *Pops up behind Yugi* Hamha friend!!
Yugi: *Jumps into Yami's arms* Ack!!! Ham-chat speaking fangirl!! (A/N Ham-chat is on Hamtaro)
Joey: I'm hungry...
Tristan: Me too.
Bakura: You idiots!! We've been kidnapped and you still want to eat!!
Doom: You weren't kidnapped, you were just taken against your will.
Ryou: So, what exactly are we doing here?
Doom: Uh... I forget.
*Anime Fall*
Spat-Spat: Allow me...
Yami: AHH!! TALKING SPATULA!! *drops Yugi*
Yugi: Ouchies
Spat-Spat: I thought he was supposed to be an almighty Pharoah?
Malik: He has a fear of anything found in a kitchen...
Doom: Really? *waves microwave in front of Yami*
Spat-Spat: *Ignoring screaming Yami and flying microwave* So, we are going to play a game with you, called
Announcer Man: The Price is Wrong!!
Y.Malik: Isn't that like "The Price is Right"?
Doom: Can you torture and/or kill Tea/Anzu in that show?
*All Bishies now have grins on*
Tea: NOOO!!!
Doom: Dust bunny minions, take her away!!\par
Dust Bunnies: *ties Tea up and puts her in empty room* Done, Mistress!
Doom: Excellent...(insert evil laugh here)
Bakura: Even I think that's creepy, and I'm evil!!
Spat-Spat: I'm going to continue now... So, this game involves Tea bashings, chibis, and competing bishies.
Tristan: This is stupid....
Doom: Yes, yes it is.
Y.Malik: So who are you anyway?
Doom: Why, I'm the Evil Authoress of Doom!!! (insert darkest, scary music here)
Spat-Spat: And I'm the Evil Spatula of Doom, also known as Spat-Spat. Also, I... AHH!!! Get away from that flame Authoress!!
Doom: OoO pretty fire... *catches on fire*
Ouchies... *burnt to a crisp*
Joey: I smell bacon!! *tries to eat her*
Yami: I'm scared of the spatula, Yugi.... hold me...
Yugi: I thought you were supposed to be the brave one...
Spat-Spat: Ok, since this is getting long, we'll end it now.
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Okies pretty weird, but it's my first fic!! Actual game next chappie!! Please Review!! Flames used to roast Tea!!\par