Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! but if I did, Tea would die, I would take her place and marry Yugi, Ryou, Malik and their Yamis (not or!!). Oh, yeah... I don't own The Price is Right, but if I did, a wooden spoon of doom would be the host.
Spat-Spat: Can we start my small-minded mistress?
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*All YGO bishies and Mai appear in audience*
*Knock-off music begins*
Doom: Welcome to the Price is Wrong!!! I'm your host the Evil Authoress of Doom!! Who are our contestants today Announcer Man?!?
Announcer Man: Well, Doom, our first four contestants today, are..... Yugi!! Yugi c'mon down!!
Yugi: Oh, no.
Announcer Man: Seto!! C'mon down!!
Seto: God, no.
Announcer Man: Ryou!! C'mon down!! (A/N Is it me, or do they say this too much on the actual show!!)
Ryou: Never forget me my Yami!!!
*Guards have to use a metal rod to pry Ryou off of Bakura*
Announcer Man: Mai!!! C'mo- oh, you get the point... Hey, your HOTT!!
Mai: I'm way out ypur league Annnouncer Man, but that spatula's cute.
Spat-Spat: I'm not just any spatula... I'm the Evil Spatula of Doom, and I'm in a commited relationship.
Doom: Okay then, even I think that's weird! So, back on topic... here's the rules of the first game!!
*Contestants appear behind podiums*
Doom:Okee-Doki poky, the first game is called "Mug Tea". We stuff Tea with fake money and you all get big, metal bats to mug her with. The person with the most money wins this game. Got it?
*Smiley-face contestants nod*
Doom: Okee, Announcer Man, put 1 minute on the clock!!!
Announcer Man: Yes, Ma'am! Ready, Set, Mug!!
*Censored sign comes on with cheesy, elevator music.*
*Camera turns back on looking at Yugi, Mai, Seto, and Ryou with evil grins and broken-in bats*
Doom: Sorry, too much violence to show. Hehehe.. I mean- that's wrong of you for *cough cough*
Announcer Man: Ok! Let's count up Tea's remaining brian cells- I mean the contestants money!
Yugi is coming in first with $115! Seto and Ryou tied for second with $100! And Mai came in dead last with $95!
Yugi: Yay! I won! I got to hit Tea too!
Tea: *woozily, still trying to spit out a friendship rant- I mean speech*
Friendships are like acorns...
Spat-Spat: Umm 'kay? Well Yugi is the wiiner of our first game so he gets 100 points, Ryou and Seto get 50 points, and Mai has to watch re-runs of "Dora the Explorer" for losing! (A/N Sorry dora fans!)
Also, Yugi gets 5 minutes alone with Tea and a weapon of choice in an enclosed room!!
Yugi: MWAHAHA!!
Yami: *From audience* No!! They're turning my hikari evil!
Yugi: *puppy-dog eyes* Don't you love me Yami?
Yami: What?!? Of course I do!! But you were laughing evilly so I thought...
Yugi: Ok,Ok. We'll talk about it later, but right now, I want a chainsaw and my alone time!!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Seto: *Gasp* He's supposed to be the voice of reason!!
Ryou: It happens to the best of them...
Seto: Then why hasn't it happened to Joey?
Everyone but Seto and Doom: *GASP!*
Seto: ACK!! DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!?!
Doom: I knew it...
Joey: ^____^
Spat-Spat: Sheesh, what a soap opera... *Sees Mai sneaking away* Hey! you're supposed to be watching Dora the Explorer!!
Mai: Fish sticks!
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O.K. Guys!! Notes to the reviewers!!
1. Announcer Man needs a name!! A really WEIRD name!! Gimme some suggestions!
2.Am I the only author/authoress with a cooking utensil as their muse? Do you guys even like Spat-Spat?!?! Should I kill him?!?! Should I add another muse?! You know, one with Yugi's eyes, Bakura hair, Yami's immense ability to wear leather and look great... *drools*
3. Any suggestions, presents, and cooments too! Anyone who sends a really creative/funny present to me or one of the characters, will get a date with the bishi or girl of their choice on this fic!!
So, please review!! Peace in!
Spat-Spat: Can we start my small-minded mistress?
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*All YGO bishies and Mai appear in audience*
*Knock-off music begins*
Doom: Welcome to the Price is Wrong!!! I'm your host the Evil Authoress of Doom!! Who are our contestants today Announcer Man?!?
Announcer Man: Well, Doom, our first four contestants today, are..... Yugi!! Yugi c'mon down!!
Yugi: Oh, no.
Announcer Man: Seto!! C'mon down!!
Seto: God, no.
Announcer Man: Ryou!! C'mon down!! (A/N Is it me, or do they say this too much on the actual show!!)
Ryou: Never forget me my Yami!!!
*Guards have to use a metal rod to pry Ryou off of Bakura*
Announcer Man: Mai!!! C'mo- oh, you get the point... Hey, your HOTT!!
Mai: I'm way out ypur league Annnouncer Man, but that spatula's cute.
Spat-Spat: I'm not just any spatula... I'm the Evil Spatula of Doom, and I'm in a commited relationship.
Doom: Okay then, even I think that's weird! So, back on topic... here's the rules of the first game!!
*Contestants appear behind podiums*
Doom:Okee-Doki poky, the first game is called "Mug Tea". We stuff Tea with fake money and you all get big, metal bats to mug her with. The person with the most money wins this game. Got it?
*Smiley-face contestants nod*
Doom: Okee, Announcer Man, put 1 minute on the clock!!!
Announcer Man: Yes, Ma'am! Ready, Set, Mug!!
*Censored sign comes on with cheesy, elevator music.*
*Camera turns back on looking at Yugi, Mai, Seto, and Ryou with evil grins and broken-in bats*
Doom: Sorry, too much violence to show. Hehehe.. I mean- that's wrong of you for *cough cough*
Announcer Man: Ok! Let's count up Tea's remaining brian cells- I mean the contestants money!
Yugi is coming in first with $115! Seto and Ryou tied for second with $100! And Mai came in dead last with $95!
Yugi: Yay! I won! I got to hit Tea too!
Tea: *woozily, still trying to spit out a friendship rant- I mean speech*
Friendships are like acorns...
Spat-Spat: Umm 'kay? Well Yugi is the wiiner of our first game so he gets 100 points, Ryou and Seto get 50 points, and Mai has to watch re-runs of "Dora the Explorer" for losing! (A/N Sorry dora fans!)
Also, Yugi gets 5 minutes alone with Tea and a weapon of choice in an enclosed room!!
Yugi: MWAHAHA!!
Yami: *From audience* No!! They're turning my hikari evil!
Yugi: *puppy-dog eyes* Don't you love me Yami?
Yami: What?!? Of course I do!! But you were laughing evilly so I thought...
Yugi: Ok,Ok. We'll talk about it later, but right now, I want a chainsaw and my alone time!!! MWAHAHAHA!!
Seto: *Gasp* He's supposed to be the voice of reason!!
Ryou: It happens to the best of them...
Seto: Then why hasn't it happened to Joey?
Everyone but Seto and Doom: *GASP!*
Seto: ACK!! DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!?!
Doom: I knew it...
Joey: ^____^
Spat-Spat: Sheesh, what a soap opera... *Sees Mai sneaking away* Hey! you're supposed to be watching Dora the Explorer!!
Mai: Fish sticks!
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O.K. Guys!! Notes to the reviewers!!
1. Announcer Man needs a name!! A really WEIRD name!! Gimme some suggestions!
2.Am I the only author/authoress with a cooking utensil as their muse? Do you guys even like Spat-Spat?!?! Should I kill him?!?! Should I add another muse?! You know, one with Yugi's eyes, Bakura hair, Yami's immense ability to wear leather and look great... *drools*
3. Any suggestions, presents, and cooments too! Anyone who sends a really creative/funny present to me or one of the characters, will get a date with the bishi or girl of their choice on this fic!!
So, please review!! Peace in!
