Disclaimer:I don't own it, I don't own anything. I don't own a car (I'm too young to drive!!) I don't even own the house I live in!! *sobs*
Spat-Spat: C'mon Doom, lotsa people rent their houses, only Lil' BowBow and Li' Romeo own cars at your age, and you own me and my sayings!!
Doom: You don't have any sayings...
Spat-Spat: ACK!! I DON'T!! ALL GOOD MUSES MUST HAVE ENCOURAGING SAYINGS FOR THEIR MISTRESSES!! AHH!! *Whips out "Big Book 'O Muse Sayings" and searches for a saying*
Doom: How 'bout... busta hoove!!
Spat-Spat: What?!?! Get a muse that will actually say something like that if you want someone to say that!
Doom: I'm still working out the kinks of my new muse, so not yet.
Spat-Spat: What!?!?! YOUR ADDING A NEW MUSE?!?
Doom: Yes, or transforming you into an actual person with the abilities of leather (Thank you Wish ME Lovely!!)
Spat-Spat: Me!! Wear leather?!?! NO WAY!! MAKE YOURSELF A NEW MUSE THEN!!
Doom: I will. Next chapter he will be revealed, but this chapter, I need a muse who willl keep things under control, that why I have hired a guard/bodyguard/security person! Actually, he's not a person... he's a walrus.So everyone! Meet Billi Bob Big Tooth the Walrus!!
Billi Bob: Hi! What's the low-down on the hoe-down?
Doom: Nice slogan Billi!! Well, we gotta get started!
Warning: Big kawaii scene in this fic!! It's a yaoi, shoen-ai type thing
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*Crappy music starts*
Announcer Man: Welcome, once again, to THE PRICE IS WRONG!! Let's bring our current contestants down with a new contestant!
*Yugi, Seto, and Ryou appear in front of their podiums. Mai lost the first game so she's outta the game*
Yugi: Is that a walrus?
*Billi Bob waves his flipper to a semi-frightened Yugi*
Seto: Hey, Yugi, are you scared of that thing or something?
Yugi: Uhh... *has flashback*
~~~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~~~
Yugi: *Walking down the street with groceries whistling*
*Walrus appears*
Yugi: *Is now in front of his and Yami's house* Umm, hi?
Walrus: You have fish in that bag?
Yugi: Uh, I think so...
Walrus: Then, hand it over.
Yugi: Sorry, but those are for my Yami's dinner. *Starts opening the door*
Walrus: I said, GIVE ME THE FISH!! *Lunges at Yugi*
Yami: *Steps outside to see what's going on* AHH!! *Sends the walrus to the shadow realm*
Yugi: *Latches on to Yami sobbing*
Yami: Aww... my poor aibou. *kiss*
~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~
Doom: Awwwwwwww, that was so sweet!!
Yugi: WHAT?!? YOU SAW THAT?!?!
Yami: It's o.k., hikari, all evil authoresses have that ability. I mean unless your embarassed of that moment...
Yugi: What?!? No, no, no!! O f course I'm not embarassed, Yami!! I- I just...
Doom: ^_____^ IT WAS CUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer Man: Anyway, our next contestant is Joey!! Joey, C'mon down!
Joey: Umm...ok. *Gets in front of his podium that just happens to be next to Seto*
Seto: Uh... shouldn't we start? *looks at Joey and squirms a littl*
Joey: *Looks back and smiles*
Seto: *Looks away quickly with sweat all over his face*
Doom: Huh? Oh yeah, start the game, Announcer Man. *Not really paying attention scribbling something down in a notebook*
Announcer: Ok!! Our game today is... "Wheel of Tea"!! in this game, you will spin a big wheel to see what you must do to spin the wheel that decices how many points you get for each stunt!
Spat-Spat: First up, is Ryou!!
Ryou: Alright, let's do this!! *spins wheel*
Wheel: Your stunt is....*lands on bonk Tea on the head at least 20 times with a baseball bat, in one minute.*
Ryou: Yeah!! I'm ready for it!! *pulls out baseball bat*
Spat-Spat: Put one minute on the clock, Announcer Man!!
*Clock starts*
*Bonking sounds are heard and Bakura is yelling at Ryou to keep is back straight as he swings*
Spat-Spat: Well, that's well more than 20 bonks, so spin the wheel that decides your points!!
Ryou: Ok then. *spins wheel*
Announcer Man: 150 points!
Ryou: Yay!
*Audience claps and Bakura whistles from the crowd*
Announcer Man: Next up, is... Seto!
Seto: *not wasting anytime, spins the wheel* C'mon, get kill Tea!!!! *Lands on Kill Tea* WHOO-HOO!! *Wind blows and pushes it to Kiss Tea* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Whoa, that's harsh. *Is sad cause if he ever wanted to kiss Seto, his lips would be soiled by the past kiss*
Yugi: Close your eyes, hold your nose, and get it over with quickly, Seto!!
Malik and Y.Malik: *Chanting* KISS HER!! KISS HER!!
Seto: *Kisses Tea very quickly then rushes to bathroom to barf*
Joey: Wow, what a brave guy...
Tristan: He forgot to spin the points wheel!!
Spat-Spat: I'll do it for him. *Spins the wheel and lands on 175*
Yami: He should have gotten 200 or 300 for that.
Bakura: For once, I agree.
Seto: *stumbles back to podium all pale*
Tea: *batting eyelashes at Seto*
Seto: *Makes him fell even more sick. Puts his head down on his podium*
Joey: Hey, buddy, are you okay?
Seto: *Looks up with trumatized face and pleading eyes* Not really, but thank you...
Joey: *blushes* Well, you know, we've all had to do some pretty bad stuff when Tea wanted to play Truth or Dare... So don't worry about one little kiss. *Winks*
Seto: *Melts*
Announcer Man: Ok, well it's Joey's turn!!
Joey: Yeah!! *spins wheel* (A/N Hey! Wheeler's spinning the wheel! I'm such a dork...)
*Lands on space covered up with a peice of paper scotch taped to it that says "Kiss Seto"*
Everyone but Doom and Seto: *Shocked*
*Seto comes into room looking much better*
Seto: Hey, what's wrong guys? I just got back from brushing my teeth and stuff and you...
Doom: JOEY HAS TO KISS YOU!!! *hides scotch tape*
Seto: WHAT?!?! *faints*
Joey: Whatever. At least he brushed his teeth. *Goes over and kisses unconcious Seto on the lips*
Seto: *Wakes up* Umm... *Blushes*
Joey: I'm going to spin the point wheel now...*runs away from Seto to point wheel* *Spins wheel and lands on 150*
Yugi: My turn! *Doesn't wait for anyone and spins wheel*
Spat-Spat: Is he hyper?
Yami: I hope not... *has flashback*
~~~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~~~
Yami: *reading a book when Yugi comes in* Hello, hikari.
Yugi: Hi, Yami! What are you reading? *sits on Yami's lap*
Yami: It's called "How To Keep Evil Villans From Killing You" but it doesn't really matter. *puts his arm around Yugi*
Yugi: Yes, it does. If it interested in it then it matters to me *Snuggles up to Yami* (A/N AHH!!! TOO KAWAII!!! *takes a bazillion pictures*)
Yami: Hmm... you are the only thing that matters to me. *Kisses Yugi*
Yugi: *Kisses back and puts arms around Yami's waist* (A/N Whoa! This is PG-13!! I gotta stop this!)
~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~
Doom: *looks up from notebook* Yami, that wasn't a memory of a hyper Yugi....
Yami: I know, I've tried to block those out of my mind. I just really love that memory. ^___^ (A/N KAWAII!! KAWAII!!! *faints from cuteness*)
Yugi: *Lands on Give Tea a Haircut* Hehehe *whips out scissors and goes mad with them on Tea's head*
Tea: *Hair looks like a hairball* AHH!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!
Yugi: *Wastes no time and spins the wheel of points*
Wheel: *lands on 200*
Yugi: Yay! *looks happy and vedy, vedy, kawaii!!*
Yami: *Swoon* He's so cute.
Announcer Man: Well, that's the game for today!!
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~~Backstage~~
Doom: *Still, scribbling in notebook*
Joey: *Talking to Seto standing very close* ^__^
Yugi: *Asleep sitting in Yami's lap*
Bakura: *Talking with Malik and Y.Malik with his arm around his hikari*
Y.Malik: *Also has his arm around his hikari*
Ryou and Malik: ^__^
Spat-Spat: What are you writing, Doom?!
Everyone Else: Yeah! you've been writing for hours!!!
Doom: A date fic... *evil grin*
Bishies: *All jump up excitedly* With who?!?! Huh?!?! Tell us!!
Doom: Seto...
Seto: WHOO-HOO!!! *Jumps up and own as he thinks that his date is Joey*
Joey: *Thinks the same thing and tries to restain himself*
Doom: With a reviewer/fangirl...
Seto: *Stops dead in his tracks and goes pale* Whaa?!?!?
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doom: Yes, she sent cool presents that made me laugh, so she gets to go out with you. I did say "Bishi of your choice" and your her choice.
Seto: *Has a nervous breakdown*
Joey: But, we were finally starting to have fluff moments!! AND NOW IT'S RUINED!!
Yami: Well, can we have our presents?
Doom: Hehehe... sure... Wish ME Lovely presents spat spat with giant hair dryer of immense pain and suffering seductress (is spat spat gay? then give him the travel size blender of uncomfortable wedgies seduct.or. (?)) in order to lure spat spat away from commitment and into her arms
Spat-Spat: Actually, I'm not sure if I'm gay. The authoress never really gave me any "preferences" but thanks, I guess? But, I'm staying in the commited relationship until I find out my "preferences" *cough cough* lazy authoress *cough cough*.
Doom: Huh? Do you have a cold? Oh, she presents yami with spiffy jacket with spikes so that if yugi jumps into his arms the spikes go out and retract whenever gilly wants to be held *muah ha ha* (A/N Her evil laughter for all who don't know)
Yugi: Wha????
Yami: OoO!! Spiffyful! *Puts on jacket*
Yugi: Yami!!! *Is hurt*
Yami: *Too busy with jacket to notice evil use of it* *Notices sad Yugi* Aww.. aibou do you need a hug? *Huggles him*
Yugi: Noooo!! *spikes go out* X__X
Yami: AHH!!! THIS JACKET IS EVIL!! YUGI!!! *Takes of the jacket and holds Yugi in his arms* My hikari...
Doom: Don't worry, if someone died, this fic would be angst (A/N It's not angst is Tea dies though!) *Brings Yugi back*
Yugi: *Is back* Yami...
Yami: Yugi... *leans in*
Yugi: *Hits Yami on the head* Why didn't you pay attention when she was explaining what it does?!?
Yami: x_x ouchies
Doom: She also gives Yugi mascara for MAXIMUM IMPACT!!! *giggles at the thought of Yugi with make-up on*
Yugi: I DON'T WEAR MASCARA!!! I MEAN, HOW WOULD I?!?! I CRY SO MUCH IN THE SHOW, DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE ALL OVER MY FACE!! *Is really mad so he starts throwing stuff*
Billi Bob: *Tries to control Yugi*
Doom: Ummm.... oh! She presents seto kaiba with a herself in a cake wearing only a napkin*rnrn*presents jonouchi with a kitty**presents bakura with large manilla envelope full of pictures of herself doing evil things in skimpy clothing, guessing it will be a major turn on
Seto: Umm, I'm not into girls...
Ryou: Me either
Seto and Ryou: *Throw out their presents*
Joey: I got a kitty. ^__^ *Plays with his kitty* (A/N ACK! KAWAII!!! Camera: SNAP SNAP)
Seto: Awww...
Doom: Yes, I get it Wish ME Lovely, and yes, your date with Seto will be next chappie as long as you review and tell me a little about the date. And I will do the rest.
To EvanescenceIX: Mr.GreenCelery is pretty good, but it lacks Announcerish quality. Wow you really like Spat-Spat?! I feel so appreciated *Puffs up chest in pride* Yes, she will die. Not yet but soon...
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REVIEWERS:
1.Same as last time!
2.Got any suggestions for the hot new muse's name/features/characteristics/persona?
Flames used for the Tea Cookout!! All reviewers/readers invited!!
Spat-Spat: C'mon Doom, lotsa people rent their houses, only Lil' BowBow and Li' Romeo own cars at your age, and you own me and my sayings!!
Doom: You don't have any sayings...
Spat-Spat: ACK!! I DON'T!! ALL GOOD MUSES MUST HAVE ENCOURAGING SAYINGS FOR THEIR MISTRESSES!! AHH!! *Whips out "Big Book 'O Muse Sayings" and searches for a saying*
Doom: How 'bout... busta hoove!!
Spat-Spat: What?!?! Get a muse that will actually say something like that if you want someone to say that!
Doom: I'm still working out the kinks of my new muse, so not yet.
Spat-Spat: What!?!?! YOUR ADDING A NEW MUSE?!?
Doom: Yes, or transforming you into an actual person with the abilities of leather (Thank you Wish ME Lovely!!)
Spat-Spat: Me!! Wear leather?!?! NO WAY!! MAKE YOURSELF A NEW MUSE THEN!!
Doom: I will. Next chapter he will be revealed, but this chapter, I need a muse who willl keep things under control, that why I have hired a guard/bodyguard/security person! Actually, he's not a person... he's a walrus.So everyone! Meet Billi Bob Big Tooth the Walrus!!
Billi Bob: Hi! What's the low-down on the hoe-down?
Doom: Nice slogan Billi!! Well, we gotta get started!
Warning: Big kawaii scene in this fic!! It's a yaoi, shoen-ai type thing
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*Crappy music starts*
Announcer Man: Welcome, once again, to THE PRICE IS WRONG!! Let's bring our current contestants down with a new contestant!
*Yugi, Seto, and Ryou appear in front of their podiums. Mai lost the first game so she's outta the game*
Yugi: Is that a walrus?
*Billi Bob waves his flipper to a semi-frightened Yugi*
Seto: Hey, Yugi, are you scared of that thing or something?
Yugi: Uhh... *has flashback*
~~~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~~~
Yugi: *Walking down the street with groceries whistling*
*Walrus appears*
Yugi: *Is now in front of his and Yami's house* Umm, hi?
Walrus: You have fish in that bag?
Yugi: Uh, I think so...
Walrus: Then, hand it over.
Yugi: Sorry, but those are for my Yami's dinner. *Starts opening the door*
Walrus: I said, GIVE ME THE FISH!! *Lunges at Yugi*
Yami: *Steps outside to see what's going on* AHH!! *Sends the walrus to the shadow realm*
Yugi: *Latches on to Yami sobbing*
Yami: Aww... my poor aibou. *kiss*
~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~
Doom: Awwwwwwww, that was so sweet!!
Yugi: WHAT?!? YOU SAW THAT?!?!
Yami: It's o.k., hikari, all evil authoresses have that ability. I mean unless your embarassed of that moment...
Yugi: What?!? No, no, no!! O f course I'm not embarassed, Yami!! I- I just...
Doom: ^_____^ IT WAS CUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer Man: Anyway, our next contestant is Joey!! Joey, C'mon down!
Joey: Umm...ok. *Gets in front of his podium that just happens to be next to Seto*
Seto: Uh... shouldn't we start? *looks at Joey and squirms a littl*
Joey: *Looks back and smiles*
Seto: *Looks away quickly with sweat all over his face*
Doom: Huh? Oh yeah, start the game, Announcer Man. *Not really paying attention scribbling something down in a notebook*
Announcer: Ok!! Our game today is... "Wheel of Tea"!! in this game, you will spin a big wheel to see what you must do to spin the wheel that decices how many points you get for each stunt!
Spat-Spat: First up, is Ryou!!
Ryou: Alright, let's do this!! *spins wheel*
Wheel: Your stunt is....*lands on bonk Tea on the head at least 20 times with a baseball bat, in one minute.*
Ryou: Yeah!! I'm ready for it!! *pulls out baseball bat*
Spat-Spat: Put one minute on the clock, Announcer Man!!
*Clock starts*
*Bonking sounds are heard and Bakura is yelling at Ryou to keep is back straight as he swings*
Spat-Spat: Well, that's well more than 20 bonks, so spin the wheel that decides your points!!
Ryou: Ok then. *spins wheel*
Announcer Man: 150 points!
Ryou: Yay!
*Audience claps and Bakura whistles from the crowd*
Announcer Man: Next up, is... Seto!
Seto: *not wasting anytime, spins the wheel* C'mon, get kill Tea!!!! *Lands on Kill Tea* WHOO-HOO!! *Wind blows and pushes it to Kiss Tea* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Whoa, that's harsh. *Is sad cause if he ever wanted to kiss Seto, his lips would be soiled by the past kiss*
Yugi: Close your eyes, hold your nose, and get it over with quickly, Seto!!
Malik and Y.Malik: *Chanting* KISS HER!! KISS HER!!
Seto: *Kisses Tea very quickly then rushes to bathroom to barf*
Joey: Wow, what a brave guy...
Tristan: He forgot to spin the points wheel!!
Spat-Spat: I'll do it for him. *Spins the wheel and lands on 175*
Yami: He should have gotten 200 or 300 for that.
Bakura: For once, I agree.
Seto: *stumbles back to podium all pale*
Tea: *batting eyelashes at Seto*
Seto: *Makes him fell even more sick. Puts his head down on his podium*
Joey: Hey, buddy, are you okay?
Seto: *Looks up with trumatized face and pleading eyes* Not really, but thank you...
Joey: *blushes* Well, you know, we've all had to do some pretty bad stuff when Tea wanted to play Truth or Dare... So don't worry about one little kiss. *Winks*
Seto: *Melts*
Announcer Man: Ok, well it's Joey's turn!!
Joey: Yeah!! *spins wheel* (A/N Hey! Wheeler's spinning the wheel! I'm such a dork...)
*Lands on space covered up with a peice of paper scotch taped to it that says "Kiss Seto"*
Everyone but Doom and Seto: *Shocked*
*Seto comes into room looking much better*
Seto: Hey, what's wrong guys? I just got back from brushing my teeth and stuff and you...
Doom: JOEY HAS TO KISS YOU!!! *hides scotch tape*
Seto: WHAT?!?! *faints*
Joey: Whatever. At least he brushed his teeth. *Goes over and kisses unconcious Seto on the lips*
Seto: *Wakes up* Umm... *Blushes*
Joey: I'm going to spin the point wheel now...*runs away from Seto to point wheel* *Spins wheel and lands on 150*
Yugi: My turn! *Doesn't wait for anyone and spins wheel*
Spat-Spat: Is he hyper?
Yami: I hope not... *has flashback*
~~~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~~~
Yami: *reading a book when Yugi comes in* Hello, hikari.
Yugi: Hi, Yami! What are you reading? *sits on Yami's lap*
Yami: It's called "How To Keep Evil Villans From Killing You" but it doesn't really matter. *puts his arm around Yugi*
Yugi: Yes, it does. If it interested in it then it matters to me *Snuggles up to Yami* (A/N AHH!!! TOO KAWAII!!! *takes a bazillion pictures*)
Yami: Hmm... you are the only thing that matters to me. *Kisses Yugi*
Yugi: *Kisses back and puts arms around Yami's waist* (A/N Whoa! This is PG-13!! I gotta stop this!)
~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~
Doom: *looks up from notebook* Yami, that wasn't a memory of a hyper Yugi....
Yami: I know, I've tried to block those out of my mind. I just really love that memory. ^___^ (A/N KAWAII!! KAWAII!!! *faints from cuteness*)
Yugi: *Lands on Give Tea a Haircut* Hehehe *whips out scissors and goes mad with them on Tea's head*
Tea: *Hair looks like a hairball* AHH!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!
Yugi: *Wastes no time and spins the wheel of points*
Wheel: *lands on 200*
Yugi: Yay! *looks happy and vedy, vedy, kawaii!!*
Yami: *Swoon* He's so cute.
Announcer Man: Well, that's the game for today!!
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~~Backstage~~
Doom: *Still, scribbling in notebook*
Joey: *Talking to Seto standing very close* ^__^
Yugi: *Asleep sitting in Yami's lap*
Bakura: *Talking with Malik and Y.Malik with his arm around his hikari*
Y.Malik: *Also has his arm around his hikari*
Ryou and Malik: ^__^
Spat-Spat: What are you writing, Doom?!
Everyone Else: Yeah! you've been writing for hours!!!
Doom: A date fic... *evil grin*
Bishies: *All jump up excitedly* With who?!?! Huh?!?! Tell us!!
Doom: Seto...
Seto: WHOO-HOO!!! *Jumps up and own as he thinks that his date is Joey*
Joey: *Thinks the same thing and tries to restain himself*
Doom: With a reviewer/fangirl...
Seto: *Stops dead in his tracks and goes pale* Whaa?!?!?
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doom: Yes, she sent cool presents that made me laugh, so she gets to go out with you. I did say "Bishi of your choice" and your her choice.
Seto: *Has a nervous breakdown*
Joey: But, we were finally starting to have fluff moments!! AND NOW IT'S RUINED!!
Yami: Well, can we have our presents?
Doom: Hehehe... sure... Wish ME Lovely presents spat spat with giant hair dryer of immense pain and suffering seductress (is spat spat gay? then give him the travel size blender of uncomfortable wedgies seduct.or. (?)) in order to lure spat spat away from commitment and into her arms
Spat-Spat: Actually, I'm not sure if I'm gay. The authoress never really gave me any "preferences" but thanks, I guess? But, I'm staying in the commited relationship until I find out my "preferences" *cough cough* lazy authoress *cough cough*.
Doom: Huh? Do you have a cold? Oh, she presents yami with spiffy jacket with spikes so that if yugi jumps into his arms the spikes go out and retract whenever gilly wants to be held *muah ha ha* (A/N Her evil laughter for all who don't know)
Yugi: Wha????
Yami: OoO!! Spiffyful! *Puts on jacket*
Yugi: Yami!!! *Is hurt*
Yami: *Too busy with jacket to notice evil use of it* *Notices sad Yugi* Aww.. aibou do you need a hug? *Huggles him*
Yugi: Noooo!! *spikes go out* X__X
Yami: AHH!!! THIS JACKET IS EVIL!! YUGI!!! *Takes of the jacket and holds Yugi in his arms* My hikari...
Doom: Don't worry, if someone died, this fic would be angst (A/N It's not angst is Tea dies though!) *Brings Yugi back*
Yugi: *Is back* Yami...
Yami: Yugi... *leans in*
Yugi: *Hits Yami on the head* Why didn't you pay attention when she was explaining what it does?!?
Yami: x_x ouchies
Doom: She also gives Yugi mascara for MAXIMUM IMPACT!!! *giggles at the thought of Yugi with make-up on*
Yugi: I DON'T WEAR MASCARA!!! I MEAN, HOW WOULD I?!?! I CRY SO MUCH IN THE SHOW, DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE ALL OVER MY FACE!! *Is really mad so he starts throwing stuff*
Billi Bob: *Tries to control Yugi*
Doom: Ummm.... oh! She presents seto kaiba with a herself in a cake wearing only a napkin*rnrn*presents jonouchi with a kitty**presents bakura with large manilla envelope full of pictures of herself doing evil things in skimpy clothing, guessing it will be a major turn on
Seto: Umm, I'm not into girls...
Ryou: Me either
Seto and Ryou: *Throw out their presents*
Joey: I got a kitty. ^__^ *Plays with his kitty* (A/N ACK! KAWAII!!! Camera: SNAP SNAP)
Seto: Awww...
Doom: Yes, I get it Wish ME Lovely, and yes, your date with Seto will be next chappie as long as you review and tell me a little about the date. And I will do the rest.
To EvanescenceIX: Mr.GreenCelery is pretty good, but it lacks Announcerish quality. Wow you really like Spat-Spat?! I feel so appreciated *Puffs up chest in pride* Yes, she will die. Not yet but soon...
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REVIEWERS:
1.Same as last time!
2.Got any suggestions for the hot new muse's name/features/characteristics/persona?
Flames used for the Tea Cookout!! All reviewers/readers invited!!
