Disclaimer: Ha!! I own it!! That's right! I own it!! it's not gonna be Yu-Gi-Oh! anymore either, it's gonna be You-Gay-Ho! cause it will be yoai!! Wonderful, kawaii, yoai!
Blood-Thirsty Lawyers: *get ready to pounce*
Doom: WHAT?!! AHH!! I WAS JUST KIDDING!! I DON'T OWN IT!! I DON'T OWN IT! !I DON'T OWN IT!!
Spat-Spat: I'll start the fic then...
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*majorly crappy music comes on*
Announcer Man: Welcome to, the Price is Wrong!! The show that sucks really bad, and brings bishis down with them!
Spat-Spat: Wow, that's kinda dark...
Yami Doom: I know...
Spat-Spat: ACK!!! NOO!! SHE MADE A YAMI!!
*Yami Doom (Y.Doom) is a man dressed in black leather, looking just as great as Yami Yugi in it, has Yugi's beautiful eyes, Ryou/Bakura's hair, Malik's build, and... well, you know, everything that would make anyone drool*
Doom: HAHAHA!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! HE'S WEIRDER THEN ME TOO!! HE LIKES THE PHRASE "busta hoove", HE SUPPPORTS YOAI, AND HE'S HOTT!! HE'S RYAN!!!!
Ryan: I'm her muse and yami, and I'm major-mundo coolio!!!
Spat-Spat: Wha- What about me?
Doom: What? Oh, Spat-Spat... your my smart muse, that has the solution to the hard stuff, the one who keeps me from jumping around like a monkey on anti-depressants. I needed a muse who- who-
Ryan: Likes yoai?
Doom: EXCATLY!!
Spat-Spat: Ok, whatever.
*YGO characters had been standing there listening the whole time and the Authoress and her muse duo finally notice*
Yami: How do we know he's really a yoai supporter?
Yugi: Yeah, he could be lying.
Seto: I say we see if he's really a yoai-ist.
Jou: He's hott though...
Seto: *is sad*
Jou: *notices sad face* But I know hotter. *winks at Seto*
Ryan: Sheesh! Just make out already!! *smashes Seto's lips against Jou's lips*
Seto and Jou: *kiss kiss*
Malik: I don't really care what he thinks of yoai, I'm a yoai-ist and proud of it!
Y.Malik: Dang right you are! *winks*
Spat-Hpat: Hey, Doom? Doesn't Seto have a date with Wish ME Lovely? Or Gilly as she calls herself?
Doom: Yep! That's what he's going to be doing after the show. So, let's start the show!
*contestants appear behind podiums*
Announcer Man: Ok, Yugi is in the lead right now, or is Ryou? I don't really remember... oh well! Anyways, our game today is "Slap Anzu"!! In this game, you will slap Anzu everytime someone says your name! That's the whole game!! Ya know why? Cause the authoress used all her creativity in the date with Seto and Gilly!
Seto: NOOO!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE WITH A FANGIRL!!
Ryan: It's not so bad, I could cheer you up afterwards if you like *wink wink*
Seto: *blush* Umm...
Jou: What!?!? *tries to kill Ryan*
Doom: Wait!!! Ryan has a stigmatism in his eye!! He can't help if he winks sometimes!!
Ryan: Yes! Please!! I have eye problems!
Jou: Alright... *settles down*
Ryan: Hehehe.. *winks at Seto when Jou isn't looking*
Announcer Man: Just start the stinkin' game!!!
*slaps are heard and so is the terrorized screams of Anzu*
Announcer Man: Hey! I don't know how to judge this contest cause Doom is outta ideas!! So, I'm just gonna say that-
Doom: Yugi won!! Cause he's the cutest!!
Ryan: NO!! Ryou won! Cause he's the hottest!
Doom: Yugi!
Ryan: Ryou!
Doom: YUGI!!!!
Ryan: RYOU!!!!
Yami:*from audience* Yugi!
Bakura:*also from audience* Ryou!
Yami and Bakura: *fighting*
Ryan and Doom: *having a staring contest*
Doom: *eye twitches*
Ryan: *straining eyes*
Doom: *blinks* DARN!!
Ryan: YEAH!! THAT MEANS RYOU WON!!!
Yami: Dang
Bakura: WHOO-HOO!! IN YOUR FACE PHAROAH!!! *does the moonwalk*
Ryou: It doesn't really matter. Right, Yugi?
Yugi: Yeah, they were just looking for an excuse to beat eachother at something.
Ryou: Yeah, cause they can't admit that they consider eachother friends! *giggles*
Yugi: Yeah!! *giggles also*
Doom: *the giggling spreads to her* Hehehehe
Ryan: Isn't effected cause he's a yami*
Malik: *is a hikari so he goes over to the other gigglers and giggles too*
Y.Malik: NOOO!!!! DON'T GIGGLE HIKARI!!!! IT'S EVIL!!!
Spat-Spat: Gasp! It seems that when one aibou starts to giggle, all the aibous do, too!!
Doom: Well, *giggles* we have to *giggle* get on with *giggle* the date! So *giggle* Here it is! *giggle*
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Doom: Well, the show's over this chappie, but we're gonna see an even better show now!!
Jou: NO!!!! *sniffle* HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT!!
Seto: *comes in with head down*
*YGO characters are sitting backstage waiting for presents and Seto's date*
Spat-Spat: Here's your hairdryer back Gilly. *throws Gilly her hairdryer*
Doom: Alright!! We're going to give out presents first!! Oh yeah, *sends kawaii pics to Gilly and her own Kawaiiness Camera, that takes kawaiiness pics only*
To Yami: Sorry, Gilly'll take off the spikes because you and Yugi are SO KAWAII! GAH!
Yami: YAY!! Now I can hug Yugi with my spiifyful jacket on!!! *huggles Yugi*
Yugi: ^___^ *being huggled*
Ryan and Doom: Awww... *takes lotsa pics of kawaiiness with kawaiiness cameras*
Seto: You know, I could be killed by Gilly, so, *kissles Jou*
Jou: ^__^ *kissles back*
Ryan and Doom: Awww... *more pics of kawaiiness*
Spat-Spat: *rolls eyes* Ok, To Yugi: Sorry gilly hurts you. GIlly NO MEAN NO HARM! Gilly wuvvels you yugi-kins. also, gilly suspects yami finds mascara HUGE TURN-ON. just a tip.
Yami: *gasp* How'd she find out?! *hides all his mascara*
Yugi: Pssh, it's not like I didn't already know. *hides his mascara too*
Spat-Spat: Umm... kay? To Anzu: DON'T TOUCH SETO YOU SILLY SKANK! *grows fangs* *hisses* *chops off Anzu's eyelashes* MUAH! WITH A 'U'!
Anzu: EEK!!! *has no eyelashes* *goes mental in count of all the terror she went through*
Ryan: Yay!! Now she can't get in the way of Yugi and Yami's LOVE!!!!!
Spat-Spat:*presents ryou with large stuffed black velvet penguin with sequins**presents seto with mini dragon named muffy in order to get more kawaii piccys* i couldn't manage to potty train little muffels, so gilly leaves that to you, all powerful dragon tamer.
Seto: *pets his dragon* Hullo, Muffy! *Muffy relieves himself on Seto* Eww...
Jou: *gives Seto anti-bacterial and towls to clean himself with*
Ryou: I always wanted a penguin! *huggles his penguin*
Bakura: Aww... he looks adorable with the peguin!! *huggles Ryou*
Ryou: *is cute* *huggles his yami too*
Kawaii Cameras: CLICK CLICK!!! SNAP SNAP!!
Doom: Okay!! We start the date now!! Seto, go to the Mariachi Mexican Food Place Thingie on Red Lion Road. Oh, and she cries in the sight of bishies and talks in third person, so be careful!!
Yami: Good luck, Seto. *bows*
Yugi: Make the best of it!
Jou: Dude, if she tries anything freaky, then use this. *hands over anti-freak spray to Seto* And, um good luck. *kiss*
Doom and Ryan: Aww...
Seto: *blush* Uh, thanks guys. I should go now.
~~ At restruant ~~
Seto: *seated at table waiting for Gilly*
Gilly: *walks in* *sees Seto* Ahh!!! It's really him!! Gilly can't believe it!! *sobs*
Seto: Ok, since she's talking in third person, and crying, I guess that's her. *waves her over*
Gilly: *sits down at table* Hi!! Like Gilly's red, satin, cape of sparkles? *holds up red sparkly cape*
Seto: Umm.. yeah... We should order.
Gilly: Order for Gilly, Muy Muy?
Seto: Ok... *orders for both of them* So, uh... you like Mexican I guess right?
Gilly: Ci, Senor!
Seto: Riiiiiiiight.
*food comes*
Gilly: *chomp chomp* *munch munch* YUMMY!!! *with food in her mouth*
~~ Back at the studio ~~
*Everyone watching the date from private cameras stuck on to Seto's clothes when he wasn't looking*
The Yamis: *cracking up*
Y.Malik: OMG!!! HE IS SO GOING TO KILL HER OR DIE OF HUMILATION!!
Yami: I KNOW!!! IF I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY, I'D FEEL BAD FOR HIM!!
Bakura: HAHAHA!! MUY MUY? DUDE, I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER JUST FOR SAYING THAT!!
The Hikaris: *are getting angry at their yamis*
Yugi: Yami!!! What if it was you out there?!?! You should give him a little respect!! I never knew you could be so unconsiderate.
Ryou: Yes, Bakura, Yugi's excatly right!! I'm very disappointed!
Malik: I agree full heartedly! You have no right to laugh at him Yami (A/N He's refering to his yami)
The Yamis: *are squirming a little, but not really willing to give in to their hikaris*
Hikaris: *glare*
Yamis: *are deciding who should talk first*
Y.Malik and Bakura: *push Yami in front*
Yami: Aibou, you see-
Yugi: Nope. *is mad*
Yami: *feels bad* But-
Yugi: I can't believe you, Yami! *is disappointed*
Yami: *sees that he's disappointed* I'm so sorry aibou!! You're right!! *cries in Yugi's shoulder*
Yugi: That's ok, Yami.
The other Yamis and Ryan: *cough* WHIPPED! *cough*
Hikaris and Doom: *glare*
~~Back to the restruant~~
Seto: God, help me.
*dinner is finished*
Gilly: Let's go to Gilly's house and play dress up!!
Seto: Umm...
Gilly: *grabs Seto and magically transports him to her house* *puts tutu on Seto8
Seto: EEK!! *rips of the tutu* I'm getting outta here!!!
Gilly: Wait!!! Seto has to give gilly kiss first!
Seto: Fine. *Kisses Gilly* *flies back to the studio*
~~Back at the studio~~
Jou: *tackles Seto with hugs and kisses*
Honda: OoO Jou LOVES Seto!
Seto: ^___^
Jou: *finally notices what he's doing* *lets go and brushes self off*
Spat-Spat: Glad to see you alive, Seto.
Seto: Well, what happened while I was gone?
Ryan: The yamis and their hikaris got into fights, and of course, Yami is whipped, so he got all sentimental and now Yugi and Yami are making out in Doom's dressing room.
Doom: Little do they know, I have cameras in there. Hehehe!!
Ryan: You do!!! Then lets go watch!! *grabs Dooms hand and pulls her to tv*
Doom: *turns on the channel it's on*
Ryan and Doom: O__o
Ryou: *gasp* That's not making out!!!
Bakura: *mesmerized in front of tv*
Malik: *faints*
Y.Malik: *catches Malik* Poor aibou... *kisses Malik's forehead*
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Ok, this chappie wasn't the best. I think I can do better. Plz review!!!
1. Suggestions, presents, and comments taken!
2. Ryan needs more characteristics!! Help me!!
For the ending, I putta a flashbackie!!! (A/N The whole thing is sappy fluff)
~~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~~~
Ryou: *sleeping*
Bakura: *trying to make Ryou breakfast* *burns himslelf* OW!!
Ryou: *is woken by scream of pain*
Bakura: *finally manages to finish cooking food that is actually pretty good*
Ryou: *comes downstairs* *sees Bakura and food* Aww.. you cooked. *happy face that's unbearably cute*
Bakura: *nods* For you... *blush* (A/N Who knew he was such a softie?)
Ryou: Aww... I love you, Yami. (A/N Refering to his Yami of course)
Bakura: I love you too, aibou. *kiss kiss*
~~END OF FLASHBACK~~
Blood-Thirsty Lawyers: *get ready to pounce*
Doom: WHAT?!! AHH!! I WAS JUST KIDDING!! I DON'T OWN IT!! I DON'T OWN IT! !I DON'T OWN IT!!
Spat-Spat: I'll start the fic then...
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*majorly crappy music comes on*
Announcer Man: Welcome to, the Price is Wrong!! The show that sucks really bad, and brings bishis down with them!
Spat-Spat: Wow, that's kinda dark...
Yami Doom: I know...
Spat-Spat: ACK!!! NOO!! SHE MADE A YAMI!!
*Yami Doom (Y.Doom) is a man dressed in black leather, looking just as great as Yami Yugi in it, has Yugi's beautiful eyes, Ryou/Bakura's hair, Malik's build, and... well, you know, everything that would make anyone drool*
Doom: HAHAHA!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! HE'S WEIRDER THEN ME TOO!! HE LIKES THE PHRASE "busta hoove", HE SUPPPORTS YOAI, AND HE'S HOTT!! HE'S RYAN!!!!
Ryan: I'm her muse and yami, and I'm major-mundo coolio!!!
Spat-Spat: Wha- What about me?
Doom: What? Oh, Spat-Spat... your my smart muse, that has the solution to the hard stuff, the one who keeps me from jumping around like a monkey on anti-depressants. I needed a muse who- who-
Ryan: Likes yoai?
Doom: EXCATLY!!
Spat-Spat: Ok, whatever.
*YGO characters had been standing there listening the whole time and the Authoress and her muse duo finally notice*
Yami: How do we know he's really a yoai supporter?
Yugi: Yeah, he could be lying.
Seto: I say we see if he's really a yoai-ist.
Jou: He's hott though...
Seto: *is sad*
Jou: *notices sad face* But I know hotter. *winks at Seto*
Ryan: Sheesh! Just make out already!! *smashes Seto's lips against Jou's lips*
Seto and Jou: *kiss kiss*
Malik: I don't really care what he thinks of yoai, I'm a yoai-ist and proud of it!
Y.Malik: Dang right you are! *winks*
Spat-Hpat: Hey, Doom? Doesn't Seto have a date with Wish ME Lovely? Or Gilly as she calls herself?
Doom: Yep! That's what he's going to be doing after the show. So, let's start the show!
*contestants appear behind podiums*
Announcer Man: Ok, Yugi is in the lead right now, or is Ryou? I don't really remember... oh well! Anyways, our game today is "Slap Anzu"!! In this game, you will slap Anzu everytime someone says your name! That's the whole game!! Ya know why? Cause the authoress used all her creativity in the date with Seto and Gilly!
Seto: NOOO!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO OUT ON A DATE WITH A FANGIRL!!
Ryan: It's not so bad, I could cheer you up afterwards if you like *wink wink*
Seto: *blush* Umm...
Jou: What!?!? *tries to kill Ryan*
Doom: Wait!!! Ryan has a stigmatism in his eye!! He can't help if he winks sometimes!!
Ryan: Yes! Please!! I have eye problems!
Jou: Alright... *settles down*
Ryan: Hehehe.. *winks at Seto when Jou isn't looking*
Announcer Man: Just start the stinkin' game!!!
*slaps are heard and so is the terrorized screams of Anzu*
Announcer Man: Hey! I don't know how to judge this contest cause Doom is outta ideas!! So, I'm just gonna say that-
Doom: Yugi won!! Cause he's the cutest!!
Ryan: NO!! Ryou won! Cause he's the hottest!
Doom: Yugi!
Ryan: Ryou!
Doom: YUGI!!!!
Ryan: RYOU!!!!
Yami:*from audience* Yugi!
Bakura:*also from audience* Ryou!
Yami and Bakura: *fighting*
Ryan and Doom: *having a staring contest*
Doom: *eye twitches*
Ryan: *straining eyes*
Doom: *blinks* DARN!!
Ryan: YEAH!! THAT MEANS RYOU WON!!!
Yami: Dang
Bakura: WHOO-HOO!! IN YOUR FACE PHAROAH!!! *does the moonwalk*
Ryou: It doesn't really matter. Right, Yugi?
Yugi: Yeah, they were just looking for an excuse to beat eachother at something.
Ryou: Yeah, cause they can't admit that they consider eachother friends! *giggles*
Yugi: Yeah!! *giggles also*
Doom: *the giggling spreads to her* Hehehehe
Ryan: Isn't effected cause he's a yami*
Malik: *is a hikari so he goes over to the other gigglers and giggles too*
Y.Malik: NOOO!!!! DON'T GIGGLE HIKARI!!!! IT'S EVIL!!!
Spat-Spat: Gasp! It seems that when one aibou starts to giggle, all the aibous do, too!!
Doom: Well, *giggles* we have to *giggle* get on with *giggle* the date! So *giggle* Here it is! *giggle*
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Doom: Well, the show's over this chappie, but we're gonna see an even better show now!!
Jou: NO!!!! *sniffle* HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT!!
Seto: *comes in with head down*
*YGO characters are sitting backstage waiting for presents and Seto's date*
Spat-Spat: Here's your hairdryer back Gilly. *throws Gilly her hairdryer*
Doom: Alright!! We're going to give out presents first!! Oh yeah, *sends kawaii pics to Gilly and her own Kawaiiness Camera, that takes kawaiiness pics only*
To Yami: Sorry, Gilly'll take off the spikes because you and Yugi are SO KAWAII! GAH!
Yami: YAY!! Now I can hug Yugi with my spiifyful jacket on!!! *huggles Yugi*
Yugi: ^___^ *being huggled*
Ryan and Doom: Awww... *takes lotsa pics of kawaiiness with kawaiiness cameras*
Seto: You know, I could be killed by Gilly, so, *kissles Jou*
Jou: ^__^ *kissles back*
Ryan and Doom: Awww... *more pics of kawaiiness*
Spat-Spat: *rolls eyes* Ok, To Yugi: Sorry gilly hurts you. GIlly NO MEAN NO HARM! Gilly wuvvels you yugi-kins. also, gilly suspects yami finds mascara HUGE TURN-ON. just a tip.
Yami: *gasp* How'd she find out?! *hides all his mascara*
Yugi: Pssh, it's not like I didn't already know. *hides his mascara too*
Spat-Spat: Umm... kay? To Anzu: DON'T TOUCH SETO YOU SILLY SKANK! *grows fangs* *hisses* *chops off Anzu's eyelashes* MUAH! WITH A 'U'!
Anzu: EEK!!! *has no eyelashes* *goes mental in count of all the terror she went through*
Ryan: Yay!! Now she can't get in the way of Yugi and Yami's LOVE!!!!!
Spat-Spat:*presents ryou with large stuffed black velvet penguin with sequins**presents seto with mini dragon named muffy in order to get more kawaii piccys* i couldn't manage to potty train little muffels, so gilly leaves that to you, all powerful dragon tamer.
Seto: *pets his dragon* Hullo, Muffy! *Muffy relieves himself on Seto* Eww...
Jou: *gives Seto anti-bacterial and towls to clean himself with*
Ryou: I always wanted a penguin! *huggles his penguin*
Bakura: Aww... he looks adorable with the peguin!! *huggles Ryou*
Ryou: *is cute* *huggles his yami too*
Kawaii Cameras: CLICK CLICK!!! SNAP SNAP!!
Doom: Okay!! We start the date now!! Seto, go to the Mariachi Mexican Food Place Thingie on Red Lion Road. Oh, and she cries in the sight of bishies and talks in third person, so be careful!!
Yami: Good luck, Seto. *bows*
Yugi: Make the best of it!
Jou: Dude, if she tries anything freaky, then use this. *hands over anti-freak spray to Seto* And, um good luck. *kiss*
Doom and Ryan: Aww...
Seto: *blush* Uh, thanks guys. I should go now.
~~ At restruant ~~
Seto: *seated at table waiting for Gilly*
Gilly: *walks in* *sees Seto* Ahh!!! It's really him!! Gilly can't believe it!! *sobs*
Seto: Ok, since she's talking in third person, and crying, I guess that's her. *waves her over*
Gilly: *sits down at table* Hi!! Like Gilly's red, satin, cape of sparkles? *holds up red sparkly cape*
Seto: Umm.. yeah... We should order.
Gilly: Order for Gilly, Muy Muy?
Seto: Ok... *orders for both of them* So, uh... you like Mexican I guess right?
Gilly: Ci, Senor!
Seto: Riiiiiiiight.
*food comes*
Gilly: *chomp chomp* *munch munch* YUMMY!!! *with food in her mouth*
~~ Back at the studio ~~
*Everyone watching the date from private cameras stuck on to Seto's clothes when he wasn't looking*
The Yamis: *cracking up*
Y.Malik: OMG!!! HE IS SO GOING TO KILL HER OR DIE OF HUMILATION!!
Yami: I KNOW!!! IF I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY, I'D FEEL BAD FOR HIM!!
Bakura: HAHAHA!! MUY MUY? DUDE, I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER JUST FOR SAYING THAT!!
The Hikaris: *are getting angry at their yamis*
Yugi: Yami!!! What if it was you out there?!?! You should give him a little respect!! I never knew you could be so unconsiderate.
Ryou: Yes, Bakura, Yugi's excatly right!! I'm very disappointed!
Malik: I agree full heartedly! You have no right to laugh at him Yami (A/N He's refering to his yami)
The Yamis: *are squirming a little, but not really willing to give in to their hikaris*
Hikaris: *glare*
Yamis: *are deciding who should talk first*
Y.Malik and Bakura: *push Yami in front*
Yami: Aibou, you see-
Yugi: Nope. *is mad*
Yami: *feels bad* But-
Yugi: I can't believe you, Yami! *is disappointed*
Yami: *sees that he's disappointed* I'm so sorry aibou!! You're right!! *cries in Yugi's shoulder*
Yugi: That's ok, Yami.
The other Yamis and Ryan: *cough* WHIPPED! *cough*
Hikaris and Doom: *glare*
~~Back to the restruant~~
Seto: God, help me.
*dinner is finished*
Gilly: Let's go to Gilly's house and play dress up!!
Seto: Umm...
Gilly: *grabs Seto and magically transports him to her house* *puts tutu on Seto8
Seto: EEK!! *rips of the tutu* I'm getting outta here!!!
Gilly: Wait!!! Seto has to give gilly kiss first!
Seto: Fine. *Kisses Gilly* *flies back to the studio*
~~Back at the studio~~
Jou: *tackles Seto with hugs and kisses*
Honda: OoO Jou LOVES Seto!
Seto: ^___^
Jou: *finally notices what he's doing* *lets go and brushes self off*
Spat-Spat: Glad to see you alive, Seto.
Seto: Well, what happened while I was gone?
Ryan: The yamis and their hikaris got into fights, and of course, Yami is whipped, so he got all sentimental and now Yugi and Yami are making out in Doom's dressing room.
Doom: Little do they know, I have cameras in there. Hehehe!!
Ryan: You do!!! Then lets go watch!! *grabs Dooms hand and pulls her to tv*
Doom: *turns on the channel it's on*
Ryan and Doom: O__o
Ryou: *gasp* That's not making out!!!
Bakura: *mesmerized in front of tv*
Malik: *faints*
Y.Malik: *catches Malik* Poor aibou... *kisses Malik's forehead*
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Ok, this chappie wasn't the best. I think I can do better. Plz review!!!
1. Suggestions, presents, and comments taken!
2. Ryan needs more characteristics!! Help me!!
For the ending, I putta a flashbackie!!! (A/N The whole thing is sappy fluff)
~~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~~~
Ryou: *sleeping*
Bakura: *trying to make Ryou breakfast* *burns himslelf* OW!!
Ryou: *is woken by scream of pain*
Bakura: *finally manages to finish cooking food that is actually pretty good*
Ryou: *comes downstairs* *sees Bakura and food* Aww.. you cooked. *happy face that's unbearably cute*
Bakura: *nods* For you... *blush* (A/N Who knew he was such a softie?)
Ryou: Aww... I love you, Yami. (A/N Refering to his Yami of course)
Bakura: I love you too, aibou. *kiss kiss*
~~END OF FLASHBACK~~
