Disclaimer: If she owned Yu-Gi-Oh! don't you think Yugi and Yami would be making out whil a talking shoe hosts a boxing match of Anzu vs a really angry gorilla? I do.

Spat-Spat: Well, well, creative today, aren't we?

Doom: You know it, baby!!

Ryan: *doing his nails* Well of course, I mean she hasn't written any chappies in a little while, she's been reading "Freak the Mighty" (A/N Inspiring book, a must read!), and she's been listening to more Smile DK songs than a person should!

Doom: Ai, ai, ai, I'm your little butterfly... *singing Butterfly by Smile DK*

Yugi: Are we gonna get started?
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Announcer Man: Welcome to "The Price is Wrong"!!

*Audience of fangirls, readers, reviewers and the YGO cast appears*

Ryou: *hyper* HI!!!

Yugi: *also hyper* HIYAS!!!!!

Malik: *wow, he's hyper too... weird(A/N remember, he's in the audience!) * HELLO!!! MEET MY YAMI EVERYONE!! *holds up Y.Malik* (A/N ACK! Too hard!! we're gonna call him Marik from now on!!)

Marik: Ack! *tries to calm down his hikari*

Yami and Bakura: *also trying to calm down their hikaris* DOOM!!! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!?!?

Spat-Spat: Oh, Doom, you didn't give them "Happy Hyper Hikari" candy bars did you?

Doom: Um, well, I'm sure I could find some "Hyper-Go-Away"...

Ryan: We're all out and plus... their so cute this way!! *hugs the hikaris*

Yamis: GET OFF OUR HIKARIS!!!!! *each grab their aibous protectively*

Hikaris: *like the attention*

Seto: Why don't you just get some more of that "Hyper-Go-Away" stuff?

Jou: Yeah, duh?

Seto: *is happy that Jou agreed with him* ^___^

Jou: *notices* ^___^

Yugi: *is also outgiong thanks to the Happy Hyper Hikari* I love you, Yami. *snuggle*

Yugi/Yami fans: Awwwww... *whips out kawaii cameras*

Gilly AKA Wish Me Lovely: *pops out of no where with kawaii camera* *winks at Seto*

Yami: *stuttering out of shock at public display of affection because Yugi is so darn shy!!* Uh... um...

Yugi: *watery-eyed* Don't you love me, Yami? *puppy-dog-eyes*

Yami: What?!? Of course I do!! It's just your on Happy Hyper Hikari and...

Ryan: He's embarassed of you, Yugi. Which is a shame because if you were my koi, I would show you and your kawaiiness off all the time. *wink wink*

Doom: That's not true!!! *hits Ryan with a lamp* Stop trying to steal Yugi!!

Yugi/Yami: YEAH!! *attacks Ryan*

Ryou: Hey, Bakura!!! *jumping up and down*

Bakura: Umm... yes... Ryou?

Ryou: You are SEXY!!!! (A/N I guess that stuff makes them all outgoing!)

Bakura: *blush* Ryou... I- *stutter* um... *about to faint*

Ryou: But that's not why I love you!!! *kisses Bakura*

Bakura: *shocked*

Bakura/Ryou fans (and Gilly): *appear out of no where with kawaii cameras*

Spat-Spat: Well, that's two couples down one to go....

Malik: Marik?

Marik: *afraid to answer* Uh, yeah?

Malik: Are you ticklish?

Marik: Umm.. I dunno...

Malik: Well, I wanna know!! *tickles Marik*

Marik: Hahaha...stop...hehe...Malik...

Malik/Marik fans and Gilly of course: *what do you think?!*

Spat-Spat: Wow, this is really getting outta hand, I'm gonna go shopping right now!! Doom, do you need anything from the supermarket?

Doom: *hands over list*

List: 1. Hyper-Go-Away bars 2.Hershey Bars 3. Milk 4.Oreos 5. Daredevil poster (A/N Yeah baby!! That's da best movie ever!!) 6 Cloning Machine 7. Magical Spell Book

Spat-Spat: Ok, I'll be back...

~~AT THE SUPERMARKET~~
Spat-Spat: Ok, first thing is the Hyper-Go-Away... *spots it and puts it in cart* Hmm... *Hershey Bars, Oreos, and Milk are ext to each other* Well, that's convient. Ok, Daredevil poster... *takes one with Ben Affleck on it* Cloning Machine? Magical Spell Book? Where am I gonna find this stuff!!

Random Employee: Their both on sale actually, row 5.

Spat-Spat: Umm... thanks? *walks toward row 5*
~~MEANWHILE BACK AT THE STUDIO~~
Yugi: *playing with Yami's buckles*

Yami: *still blushing*

Ryou and Bakura: *still kissing*

Maik: *stills being tickled*

Seto: This is arrousing... *looks at Jou*

Jou: *gulp* Uh... what is it Kaiba?

Seto: *whistfully* Nothing...

Jou: Ok, well, your kinda freaking me out...

Seto: *turns back into regular self* What's that supposed to mean, mutt?!

Seto/Jou fans: NOO!!!! IT COULD HAVE BEEN A FLUFF MOMENT!! WAHH!!!! T_T

Jou: *also sort of upset* You don't have to get all uptight, I just didn't know what was going on... *looks down at floor*

Doom: *whispering to Ryan* Hey!! Jou might be able to turn this around if Seto takes the bait!

Seto: *upset at himself* Yeah, I'm sorry I'm starting all this trouble... I'm just not used to loving someone.

Seto/Jou fans: YAY!!

Ryan: *whispering* Wow, he didn't just turn that around, he boosted the fluffy moment!!

Jou: *suprised that Seto is willing to talk about their relationship in front of about 50 screaming fangirls* Wow... Seto... I dunno what to say... *kiss kiss*

Seto/Jou fans: *faint*

~~HEHE BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET SO YOU DON'T SEE WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN JOU AND SETO!! MWAHAHAHA!!~~
Spat-Spat: Whoo-hoo!! All done!! Now I can go back to the studio!!

~~BACK TO THE STUDIO!!!~~
Spat-Spat: I'm back!!

The Yamis: THANK RA!!!

Ryan: Aww... fiddletwigs...

Yugi/Yami fans, Bakura/Ryou fans, Malik/Marik fans and Gilly: NOO!!!!

Doom: YAY!! OREOS!!

Spat-Spat: *gives the hikaris the "Hyper-Go-away"* Hey, doom, what's the Spell Book for?

Doom: The next chappie. Hey, Ryan!! I got a Daredevil poster with Ben Affleck looking wet and HOTT!!

Ryan: Oooooh!!! Lemme see!!

Yugi: *back to normal* Ugh... my head... *notices he's cuddled up against Yami in front of lotsa people* Umm... *blush*

Yami: YAY!!! he's back to his normal,shy (but still adorable!!) self!! *kisses Yugi*

Ryou: Bakura? What happened?

Bakura: *puts his arm around Ryou* Just Doom being weird again, hikari...

Malik: I'm not sure what happened, and even though it's probably all Doom's fault-

Doom: That's right!!

Malik: I'm sorry for any trouble I caused you my Yami.

Marik: Aww...aibou, your so cute.

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Wow, that was seriously sappy!!! Oh, well.
NOTES TO THE REVIEWERS
1.Please review!!
2.Any suggestions for me?
3.Ben Affleck is hott
Oh, yeah Gilly, you are muy muy funny!! Ryan loves his new clothes!! And he looks dead sexy in 'em!! Yes, the cameras are always on in the dressing room...
Yugi and Yami: WHAT?!?
Oh don't worry boys, I only gave the tape to Gilly, Ryan, Seto, Bakura and Jou.
To Gin Ryu-chan, Yes, Yugi is the most kawaii, and YxY is the best couple, EVER!! I got into Yaoi after reading only one Yaoi fic a little while ago, now, I will not read a non-yaoi fic. Strange, eh?