A/N: I really like writing this story, so I'll just keep on writing some more chapters while I'm
inspired...hey, I've got the whole summer ahead of me! Remember that any review is a good review. Thanks for the reviews I've got so far, and Rez, you never know, I may have use for one of those sayings, I just might. Have fun reading!

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There will be no more updates on this story or any other until after August 18, due to my trip to my cottage and a wedding in winnipeg. I'll start posting as soon as I'm able.

Disclaimer: Me no own DBZ.

At the end of our last chapter, Yajirobe had rocketed ahead of Goku, who is now going at
breakneck speed to catch up to him. Maron had blown herself up earlier. Shall we continue the
madness? I think so!

Yajirobe hummed a simple tune while speeding in the direction of Earth.

"This job is gonna be a piece of cake...man, I bet the fry-pan-princess makes a really good
cheesecake. I'm hungry, maybe I should have a snack."

Yajirobe opened a small door to reveal a large compartment stuffed with food. He took out a
package marked 'instant hamburger'. Opening it proved to be easy, and afterwards a hamburger
seemed to inflate from out of nowhere. Not one to question where good food comes from,
Yajirobe opened his mouth wide to take a chomp...

VVEEEEEEEEER....BOOOM!

Yajirobe's space pod shook from the impact of the bright yellow blast that seemed to trickle off
the sides afterwards.

"What the heck? Crap, must be that Goku guy. He's tryin' to hit me! Well, he won't be in such
a nice position for AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

Yajirobe's spacecraft received an electric shock which fried all the controls, causing the pod to
descend wildy out of control onto a planet called Frieza...

Goku gazed out the window of his D-43 Omega and smirked. The fat fool was out of his way
now. If he survived the shock, which was quite unlikely, the fall would kill him.

"Unless, of course, his fat saved him. Then again, he'd have to deal with the rebellion on planet
Frieza...the people there don't like Bulma...and they HATE bounty hunters. For Yajirobe's sake,
he had better hope he dies by the impact...I've heard those rebels are quite the odd ones...why
am I talking to myself? Maybe I just need to get with Bulma...that would solve all my problems.
First things first, gotta go find myself a fry-pan-princess."

Goku smiled to himself, sipped a martini that came from thin air, then continued his journey to
Earth.

On planet Frieza...
"What do you think it is, Cell?"

"I don't know, Frieza. What do you think, Tien?"

"It looks like a big basketball to me...what are your thoughts on the matter, Videl?"

"Maybe it's an giant pumpkin."

"We don't have pumpkins on this planet. This planet is filled with ice cubes, like my great-
grandfather wished it to be."

Frieza went off on a tangent about how his ancestors came to him in a dream and told him of the
vast fortune he would make if he sold thousands of ice cubes and resisted the evils of THE ALL
POWERFUL EMPRESS BLOOM. The others had heard the story a thousand times, and were
getting quite bored with their leader's tale. They were...the rebels. The four of them fought
tirelessly against the empress, but were usually thwarted in their attempts to bring peace to the
universe. They had a few agents working undercover for them, and they hoped this would bring
about some good. With the arrival of a large, orange...thing with black stripes before them,
things were about to change drastically. Without warning, the thing started to twitch.

"It's alive!!!"

"Cell, shut up. Just, shut up okay?"

"You don't have to take your PMS out on me, Videl."

A groggy Yajirobe slowly opened his eyes, only to shut them tightly in horror. He dared himself
to open them again...to see the exact same sight. There in front of him stood a three-eyed man in
a short, velvet green dress with fishnet tights, as well as a creature that resembled some kind of
insect who had a flower wreath and control top pantyhose on. Beside them were two others: one
was a girl with her hair in pigtails, she would have been normal except for the insanely huge
dress she was sporting. It was fluorescent yellow and made Yajirobe squint even more than
usual. Last, was a white and purple ice-jin wearing a long indigo cocktail dress, and extremely
large sapphire earrings. He was the leader. Yes, I said HE was the leader. These were the
people Yajirobe most feared, they...were the rebellion.

"All of you were wrong, it's a man. At least...I think it's a man."

Frieza pondered over whether or not Yajirobe was a man for 2 seconds before deciding it didn't
matter, it was ugly anyways. Frieza suddenly formed a ki disc, capable of cutting Yajirobe right
in half.

"All right, pumpkin man, tell us who you are and what your business is... or this disc here will be
used to perform some extreme liposuction."

"Yo, everybody just chill. I got shot down by this bounty hunter-"

"You poor thing! Would you like some tea? A biscuit or two?" exclaimed Videl.

"How about three? Or five?"

"Whatever you'd like."

"SCORE!"

"Videl!"

"What, oh fearful leader?"

"I'm not done my interrogation yet!"

"Sorry."

Frieza turned his back, and Videl promptly gave him the finger.

"So you didn't mean to come here...where were you going?"

"Earth."

"For what purpose?"

"They're the only planet that makes persians." Yajirobe desperately hoped that the rebels would
believe his white lie.

"Hmm. All right then. As long as you are not in league with the empress..."

"Nah, couldn't be bothered."

"Cell, go get some tea and biscuits, would you?"

"Of course darling. Are these pantyhose working? I swear, I still feel fat."

"Honey, you look beautiful."

Cell skipped into another room with a huge smile written all over his face. Yajirobe looked as if
he was about to throw up, and Tien was putting on lipstick while looking in a nearby mirror.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest of them all?"

"Tien, you're freaking the guest out."

"Come on Videl, it's not like you're any more normal then us."

"...shut up."

That's all for now! I hope you laughed your heart out. Reviews would be wonderful, just wonderful. Bye and have a great summer!