Ooooh! Lookie, I'm back! Did you all miss me? You better have...just kidding. Oh, and Rez, I would be honoured to join your group, although I can't remember all the initials for the acronym off the top of my head at this point. Anyhow, enjoy this chapter!

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Yajirobe's eyes darted around nervously. The sooner he got off this planet, the better. If he
didn't, he might end up wearing a push up bra or something equally horrible. Although, a
brassier of some sort would help the bouncing of his chest when he ran...but Yajirobe would
admit this problem to no one. Cell was soon back with a pot of tea and a large crate of biscuits,
which the fat man eyed hungrily.

"May I?"

"Go right ahead."

No sooner than Tien had finished his sentence, Yajirobe dove straight into the crate of cookies.
Once he was done eating, however, he got stuck.

"A little help here...please?"

It took a half an hour of all four rebels pulling on Yajirobe's stubby fat legs to get him out of the
crate.

"Thanks. Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to have a ship handy, would you?"

"There's one made of ice cubes!"

"Frieza, you're the only one who can survive in that ship."

"Be quiet Tien. Let's see...oh! There's a F-89 Velo that's used, but runs like a dream. You can
use that."

"Thanks. Where is it?"

"Cell will lead you to it, won't you my dear?"

"Absolutely Frieza."

The insectoid alien lead the way for Yajirobe, who was having trouble keeping up with Cell.
After sweating buckets over one flight of stairs, Yajirobe was stopped by Cell in front of a beat-
up looking craft.

"Are you sure this thing can run?"

"Oh absolutely, but it eats fuel away really fast. You'll have to gas up a couple times."

"Oh swell, like I didn't have enough things to worry about. Can I launch from here?"

"Go for it."

Yajirobe quickly...well, maybe not quickly in his case, more like he was suffering from lethargy,
made his way inside the F-89 Velo.

"Time to see if this baby works."

Yajirobe punched in the co-ordinates, started the launch sequence, and before he knew it, he was
through the atmosphere and away from the planet Frieza.

"Thank God...if I had to stay any longer with those transsexual rebels, I would have gone
insane."

A small, yawning sound could be heard from the back of the ship. Yajirobe, being the coward
that he was, strapped himself to the pilot's chair and whimpered like a lost lamb.

"Maybe I am insane...there couldn't possibly be anyone else on here...could there?"

Yajirobe trembled in his seat as the F-89 Velo continued to speed through space. Meanwhile...

"He put a hole in the dome! Cell! Why didn't you watch him more carefully?"

"I'm sorry Frieza love, he took off too fast!"

"There, there, it's not your fault. Oh no!" Frieza collapsed on the ground and cried, his tears
turning to ice cubes as they fell. Videl and Tien came running at top speed. Tien, who had just
acquired a new pair of high heels, was having trouble with them and fell flat on his face. Videl
ran past him and went to console Frieza.

"What happened?"

"Videl, do you remember the birthday present I got from Dr. Gero?"

"Sure, what about it?"

"IT WAS ON THAT SHIP!!!!" Frieza's tears quickly turned to sobs of sorrow, his only birthday
present that year had been taken away from him. Tien picked himself up off the ground and
went to try and help.

"How about we go shopping for feather boas?"

Frieza's face lit up at Tien's suggestion, then dragged the 3-eyed being with him for a long, long
shopping spree, leaving Videl and Cell to fix the damage. Yes, sadly, these...are the good guys.
But enough of them, let's go back to the palace...

THE ALL POWERFUL EMPRESS BLOOM sat on her throne, giggling insanely at what had
transpired on the video screen. You see, she had taped Maron's demise, and was watching it
over and over and over again. It was the thirty-third time now, and Dabura entered the room.

"Bulma pet, are you going to watch that all day? Maron's death IS definitely something to
celebrate, but can't we do something else?"

"You already got yours, so don't complain. Besides, I have something special planned for you
tonight baby. You'll just have to wait for it. Come, watch with me."

Dabura sat down by his lover's side and watched the blue-haired ditz self-destruct her ship. The
two laughed insanely...though not as insanely as Goku could. Speaking of Goku...he was
currently taking a nap. Yajirobe, however...

The immensely overweight man had finally convinced himself that the yawn was a trick of his
imagination. Suddenly, he heard footsteps coming closer and closer. Sweat started to pour off
his brow, and Yajirobe shook with fear. Slowly, he turned around to find...

You'll have to wait until the next chapter! I hoped you liked it so far. Reviews would be very
nice, very nice indeed. For those of you who like Maron...sorry, but I really wanted to kill her.
Anyways, have a good life and remember that optimism only works if you have cookies on hand
for the low periods. ^_^