A/N: Well, hello everybody...or maybe I should just say Rez, who's been my best reviewer so far. Thanks so much! Here is chapter 6, hope you like it. I, personally, think this is the best chapter of my story so far.
I don't own dragonballz
For a while, the trip through space went by uneventfully, save the appearance of Maron's head floating by
the window. After 6 hours aboard the ship, the fuel gage went dangerously low. 18 quickly scanned the
database for a nearby planet.
"Well fat man, it says here that planet Namek is about 2 minutes from here. We can land there and gas up.
People there are pretty friendly."
"Have you been there?"
"No, but I've heard of the place."
"You are missing out, that planet's awesome!"
"I guess we'll go there then, tubby."
"I though you said that would get boring after a while!"
"It hasn't been a while yet."
Yajirobe groaned, 18 smirked and set the ship's coordinates for the planet Namek. The two arrived on the
planet with a very smooth landing, thanks to 18. The two talked with some dignitaries for a short time and
were able to park their ship and get it fueled up. The only problem was, it would take two days to finish
it.
"Two days, what the heck are we going to do for two days?"
"You said this planet was awesome, you should know how to occupy yourself. As for me, I'm going to
Unfeva Night Club-it's ladies night and I can get in free."
"Ladies night? Sweet, I'm there."
"Why would YOU want to go?"
"Think about it, ladies get in free, I'm a guy who could be surrounded by chicks, it's paradise!"
"Assuming that you'd find enough women stupid enough to hang around with you. Don't follow me
either."
"No worries there, I've had enough of you on the ship."
"Please. You never stopped looking at me."
"There were no other choices. You already ate the twinkie."
"...I don't even want to know."
Yajirobe walked outside the hangar where the Namekians were keeping his ship. Exhausted from the
physical activity, he limped quite slowly over to a vehicle rental place. Soon, he was inside Unfeva Night
Club-he didn't have to pay because he was on good terms with the owner, Piccolo. The two were soon
chatting like old friends, which they were.
"So dude, Piccolo, how's the club? I suppose you wouldn't have any hot babes dancing tonight, it being
ladies night and all."
"Nope, no can do. I'm in deep crap right now my friend."
"How so?"
"My stripper act is late. The two were supposed to be here a half an hour ago."
"That sucks."
Suddenly, a thought occurred to Yajirobe. Perhaps these two strippers were the one in his fortune! He
hoped not, he sincerely hoped not. Gazing over the railing, the two being upstairs, Yajirobe spotted none
other than Goku, his rival bounty hunter, getting his groove on with some pink-haired britney spears
wannabe. He clasped his hands together with glee, hoping that the Namekians could fix his ship quickly,
so that he'd be ahead of the gi-sporting saiyajin.
"Hey, how are you ladies doin' out there tonight?"
A huge scream erupted from the crowd, and Piccolo held his hands over his extra-sensitive ears. There, on
stage, was his stripper act. One man was short, well built and bald. He wore a pair of cotton sweats that
were green and black, as well as a black sweater. The other man was not quite as short, but slightly
vertically challenged as well. His hair swept up like a flame, and his outfit was filled with rhinestones and
glitter.
"So, Vegeta, think these ladies want a show?"
"I don't know Krillin, do they?"
The crowd roared and a mass of people attempted to claw their way onto the stage. One person DID
manage to get up, and was promptly shoved back into the crowd by Vegeta.
"Hey man, don't do it to our audience!"
"Don't even think about telling me what to do, baldy. Remember who your master is."
"Yes hon."
Hon?? Yajirobe's face dropped to the ground, and he could see 18 on the dance floor, pointing at him and
laughing her heart out. The poor android slipped on someone's dress and fell, still laughing nonetheless.
Yajirobe glowered, shot 18 the bird, then sulked as Vegeta and Krillin performed a very sexy, intricate,
kinky strip dance. By the end of their performance, Krillin was clad in only a black thong with green
flames, and Vegeta quite similarly, only his thong was white and studded with diamonds. The whole
house went into uproar as the two started to make out onstage.
"Bwahahahahahahahaha! I was right!!!!! I was so right!! This is hilarious!!! Heeheeheehee!!!"
The fortune teller femme continued to spasm with laughter on the cold tile floor, even while people were
spraying silly string on her. She was too wrapped up in her own amusement to notice or care. Yajirobe,
meanwhile, was crying in the bathroom after having to witness the onstage performance. After going
through all the toilet tissue, Yajirobe was blowing his nose in brown paper towel when none other than
Vegeta and Krillin walked in.
"He must've had a nosebleed from our performance."
"Get over yourself Vegeta, not everyone thinks you're sexy...unless you threaten them."
"Of course."
What will happen next? Will Yajirobe go completely insane? Will 18 ever get off the dance floor? And
what about Goku? Will he get off the planet before or after Yajirobe? Will he even figure out if Yajirobe
is there? Just who exactly IS the fry-pan-princess? (I think that's a given) Reviews are very so much
appreciated. Any feedback, good, bad, whatever. Tell me if I suck so I can do better! Byes!
I don't own dragonballz
For a while, the trip through space went by uneventfully, save the appearance of Maron's head floating by
the window. After 6 hours aboard the ship, the fuel gage went dangerously low. 18 quickly scanned the
database for a nearby planet.
"Well fat man, it says here that planet Namek is about 2 minutes from here. We can land there and gas up.
People there are pretty friendly."
"Have you been there?"
"No, but I've heard of the place."
"You are missing out, that planet's awesome!"
"I guess we'll go there then, tubby."
"I though you said that would get boring after a while!"
"It hasn't been a while yet."
Yajirobe groaned, 18 smirked and set the ship's coordinates for the planet Namek. The two arrived on the
planet with a very smooth landing, thanks to 18. The two talked with some dignitaries for a short time and
were able to park their ship and get it fueled up. The only problem was, it would take two days to finish
it.
"Two days, what the heck are we going to do for two days?"
"You said this planet was awesome, you should know how to occupy yourself. As for me, I'm going to
Unfeva Night Club-it's ladies night and I can get in free."
"Ladies night? Sweet, I'm there."
"Why would YOU want to go?"
"Think about it, ladies get in free, I'm a guy who could be surrounded by chicks, it's paradise!"
"Assuming that you'd find enough women stupid enough to hang around with you. Don't follow me
either."
"No worries there, I've had enough of you on the ship."
"Please. You never stopped looking at me."
"There were no other choices. You already ate the twinkie."
"...I don't even want to know."
Yajirobe walked outside the hangar where the Namekians were keeping his ship. Exhausted from the
physical activity, he limped quite slowly over to a vehicle rental place. Soon, he was inside Unfeva Night
Club-he didn't have to pay because he was on good terms with the owner, Piccolo. The two were soon
chatting like old friends, which they were.
"So dude, Piccolo, how's the club? I suppose you wouldn't have any hot babes dancing tonight, it being
ladies night and all."
"Nope, no can do. I'm in deep crap right now my friend."
"How so?"
"My stripper act is late. The two were supposed to be here a half an hour ago."
"That sucks."
Suddenly, a thought occurred to Yajirobe. Perhaps these two strippers were the one in his fortune! He
hoped not, he sincerely hoped not. Gazing over the railing, the two being upstairs, Yajirobe spotted none
other than Goku, his rival bounty hunter, getting his groove on with some pink-haired britney spears
wannabe. He clasped his hands together with glee, hoping that the Namekians could fix his ship quickly,
so that he'd be ahead of the gi-sporting saiyajin.
"Hey, how are you ladies doin' out there tonight?"
A huge scream erupted from the crowd, and Piccolo held his hands over his extra-sensitive ears. There, on
stage, was his stripper act. One man was short, well built and bald. He wore a pair of cotton sweats that
were green and black, as well as a black sweater. The other man was not quite as short, but slightly
vertically challenged as well. His hair swept up like a flame, and his outfit was filled with rhinestones and
glitter.
"So, Vegeta, think these ladies want a show?"
"I don't know Krillin, do they?"
The crowd roared and a mass of people attempted to claw their way onto the stage. One person DID
manage to get up, and was promptly shoved back into the crowd by Vegeta.
"Hey man, don't do it to our audience!"
"Don't even think about telling me what to do, baldy. Remember who your master is."
"Yes hon."
Hon?? Yajirobe's face dropped to the ground, and he could see 18 on the dance floor, pointing at him and
laughing her heart out. The poor android slipped on someone's dress and fell, still laughing nonetheless.
Yajirobe glowered, shot 18 the bird, then sulked as Vegeta and Krillin performed a very sexy, intricate,
kinky strip dance. By the end of their performance, Krillin was clad in only a black thong with green
flames, and Vegeta quite similarly, only his thong was white and studded with diamonds. The whole
house went into uproar as the two started to make out onstage.
"Bwahahahahahahahaha! I was right!!!!! I was so right!! This is hilarious!!! Heeheeheehee!!!"
The fortune teller femme continued to spasm with laughter on the cold tile floor, even while people were
spraying silly string on her. She was too wrapped up in her own amusement to notice or care. Yajirobe,
meanwhile, was crying in the bathroom after having to witness the onstage performance. After going
through all the toilet tissue, Yajirobe was blowing his nose in brown paper towel when none other than
Vegeta and Krillin walked in.
"He must've had a nosebleed from our performance."
"Get over yourself Vegeta, not everyone thinks you're sexy...unless you threaten them."
"Of course."
What will happen next? Will Yajirobe go completely insane? Will 18 ever get off the dance floor? And
what about Goku? Will he get off the planet before or after Yajirobe? Will he even figure out if Yajirobe
is there? Just who exactly IS the fry-pan-princess? (I think that's a given) Reviews are very so much
appreciated. Any feedback, good, bad, whatever. Tell me if I suck so I can do better! Byes!
