A/N: Just to let you all know (although you've probably figured it out by now) that I'm not using
any correct ages at all. Enjoy the next chapter, and let me know what you think! Big shout out
to my reviewers, you guys are the best.

I don't own Dragonballz

Yajirobe turned around slowly, facing the strippers with an expression of fear and disgust. To
his relief, they were fully clothed.

"Are you guys actually gay? Or is it just an act for the crowd?"
"Veggiekins and I were married two weeks ago. We had such a lovely ceremony; Vegetasei has
the most beautiful churches."
"I told you not to call me that in public!"
"Whatever, sweet thang."

Vegeta made a low, guttural sound in the back of his throat and gave poor Krillin a fierce
shaking. Disoriented, the miniscule male midget ended up with his head in the sink.

"So you're gay."
"Do you have a problem with that, lardy?"

Vegeta glared violently at Yajirobe, who promptly squeaked out a small "no." and tripped on a
stray roll of toilet paper, causing Vegeta to laugh profusely. After getting up off the tiled
flooring, Yajirobe inquired as to why Krillin and Vegeta were on Namek.

"Money. That and cueball has an obsession with this planet's vegetables."
"So is cueball a pet name for your husband there?"

Vegeta simply growled at the pumpkin shaped man, causing him to cower in fear. Krillin,
however, had fully recovered and was advancing towards his love. Much to the males' surprise,
the vertically challenged man dumped a huge amount of water on the hapless saiyajin, causing
him to be thoroughly wet.

"Gee Vegeta, you seem real happy to see me...REALLY happy in fact, but wait until we're alone,
m'kay?"
"You bitch!"

Krillin sped out of the washroom with a soaking wet Vegeta in hot pursuit. Yajirobe walked out
to find 18 so they could get out of here-he hoped and prayed the ship would be fueled by now.
Once he found his blond-haired acquaintance, she was chatting and laughing with Vegeta and
Krillin, who looked as if he had walked through a waterfall. You see, Vegeta had a fetish with
revenge. Yajirobe soon saw a flash of gold, and deduced they were showing off their wedding
rings. The obese man strained to hear their conversation, but all he managed to comprehend
was: "Of course you can. We have..." and after that the noise of Unfeva night club continued to
block them out. Unsure of what to do, Yajirobe spotted Goku nearing and hastily decided to talk
to 18.

"Yo! 18!"
"What is it, Captain Flubber?"
"We gotta get back to the ship. There's this saiyajin bounty hunter here, and if he sees me I'm
dead meat. Plus, if we leave now, we can get to Earth before he does."
"Goku after you? Good luck."

18 and Yajirobe turned towards Vegeta in astonishment. Eventually, it was the android who
ventured forth a question.

"How do you know his name?"
"I AM the prince of Vegetasei, and every one of our race knows of that disgrace to our planet.
Their entire family is the laughingstock of the galaxy."

Yajirobe nodded his head in agreement. He was still finding it difficult to get rid of the nasty
images of Radditz in a nightie.

"If you're a saiyajin, where's your tail?"
"Right here."

Vegeta unfurled his tail from out of nowhere, so it seemed. It was a luxurious mahogany brown,
and 18 eyed it in interest.

"Where do you keep it?"
"My thong."
"You have an amazing talent for flexibility, spandex prince."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??"

Krillin and Yajirobe snickered as 18 completely ignored Vegeta.

"I guess we'd better get going. Mini-me, Vegetable Head, pumpkin man, get your butts in gear
and follow me."
"THEY'RE coming with us?"
"Why not, blubber butt?"

Yajirobe, not being able to come up with a good answer very speedily, stuck his face in his
hands in sorrow. Krillin was desperately straining to keep Vegeta from killing 18 for her name
calling. The group of four were soon on their way to the hangar.

"Hey guys..."
"What?" asked 18. "Krillin, what is it?"
"There's someone following us, he's not too far away...he's got a dark red gi on...hey, he's pretty
hot too."
"Crap. I'll bet it's the bounty hunter...what was his name, fat man?"
"Goku, and my name is Yajirobe!"

18 and Vegeta merely guffawed at the overweight man's attempts to gain respect, the latter
forgetting for the moment Krillin's drooling over Goku. The android and the prince then
dragged Krillin and Yajirobe to the F-89 Velo...which was still being fueled up. After
deliberating over the matter for two seconds, 18 and Vegeta pulled the other two into a much
faster vehicle with a full tank of gas. You see, in comparison to them, Krillin was lacking in
speed, and Yajirobe...was a fat turtle. After boarding the ship, 18 blasted off Namek, leaving a
muscle-bound Goku screaming obscenities and flipping the bird at the departing spacecraft.

The bodacious android then reset the co-ordinates for Earth. Everyone started to relax once they
were out of the galaxy which contained the planet Namek. 18 worked on her fortune-telling,
Yajirobe on his never-ending hunger, and Vegeta and Krillin on their french kissing. They had a
slight difficulty when it came to privacy, as 18 possessed the annoying habit of sneaking in and
spying on the lovers. After barricading the door to their room, the fortune teller had to be
content with watching the action on her crystal ball. Meanwhile...

"Dammit! I had the lead on that fat pumpkin and I blew it! Blew it all for a day on Namek. I'd
better hurry...there's no way I'm going to let Yajirobe get all that cash. How in the heck did my
BROTHER get roped into doing 'price is right' modelling for Empress Bloom? And my father?
Victoria's Secret??! Good Kami I'm ashamed. Then again, our entire family's a shame to the
saiyajin race anyhow. Wasn't that prince Vegeta with him? Who the hell were the other two?
No matter, I'll dispose of them all. Once I receive my just reward, maybe I'll take on the task of
seducing Bulma...that woman is HOT. Why am I constantly talking to myself? Oh well."

With his signature crazy, insane, evil and yet oh-so-sexy laugh, Goku hastily found the D-43
Omega and headed towards Earth at top speed.

Inside the stolen ship, Yajirobe was napping at the bridge, mumbling and drooling in his
slumber. Vegeta and Krillin were having "quality time", still unaware of their psychic audience.
18 was practically drowning in her own saliva; it wasn't every day she got to see muscle-bound
men get freaky. Vegeta's tail also added spice to the present steamy situation. Unfortunately for
18...


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