A/N: Here we go! I know it's later than usual, but now that school's back and I have after school stuff, my updates won't be as frequent. So sorry, but that's life. Big shout out to all who reviewed. You guys rock!
I own absolutely nothing mentioned in this story that already has a copyright. I think that covers it all.
*Damn, I wish my crystal ball had a volume button on it or something!*
"Oh yes! Yes!"
*Then again, if that stay THAT loud, I won't need one.*
"You love that, don't you."
"You know it, Veggiekins."
"Get over here, chrome-dome."
18 broke into fits of hyena-like laughter at the prince's nickname, and almost fell off her chair.
WHUMPH!
"Nice work, baldy. Your big butt broke the bed."
"Hey! My butt's not that big!"
SMACK!
"Ow!"
"It wouldn't hurt so much if your derriere wasn't so large."
"Well excuuuse me for not having fought all my life, Mr. Buns of Steel. Besides, you know it
turns you on."
"I like big butts and I cannot lie...you other brothers can't deny..."
"Vegeta...are you...okay?"
"Never been better. Guess we'll have to use the floor."
A smaller thump was heard, followed by immensely loud purring. 18, of course, knew exactly
what went on, but sadly, it cannot be revealed due to it's graphic nature. I'm sure your
imagination will be able to figure something out for you if you want.
Suddenly, a loud crashing sound pierced the ship, accompanied by a lot of turbulence. 18's
crystal ball almost slid off the table, Vegeta and his bald lover had their heads smacked into the
broken bed, and poor Yajirobe had a rude awakening when he was thrown from his seat to the
roof, and then down to the floor. 18, Krillin and Vegeta dashed in. Looking out the window, the
trio saw a mammoth sized lamp smashing into random space debris. Vegeta panicked and
jumped into Krillin's arms. Yajirobe groggily came to, and 18 was calm, because she knew
exactly what to do. Of course, she had been around ships FOREVER, so
what did you expect?
"Just use the shrink ray on it."
"We have a shrink ray?"
"Yes, prince of bed sheets, we do have a shrink ray. I DID steal the best ship."
You see, in their haste for safety, Vegeta and Krillin draped bed sheets over themselves instead
of putting on their clothes. This gave 18 a nice view of their pectorals, and she was desperately
hoping one of their sheets would drop.
"What happened?"
"Well Mr. Glutton, there's a giant lamp bumping into debris outside the ship. It's like one of
those Arabian things Earthlings ask wishes from. I'm going to shrink it and bring it aboard."
"Whatever."
The blond android walked over to the console and threw a rainbow lever marked, you guessed it,
'shrink ray'. A large rainbow beam was fired and hit the lamp straight on. The sheer luminosity
caused Vegeta to duck his face in Krillin's armpit in order to escape the light.
"You stink."
"Shut up, love."
"Don't ever call me that!"
"Bringing shrunken lamp onto spacecraft now."
"Shut up, android."
"Make me, spandex prince."
Vegeta was about to accept that challenge, but instead opted to keep his sheet safely wrapped
around his torso. 18 flipped a switch, bringing the minimized lamp before them. Don't ask me
how, do I look like a technology freak? Anyways, the four travellers stared in awe and
wonderment for a little while before 18 spoke up.
"All right, it's mine."
"Why is it yours, android?"
"Because, vegetable breath, I shrunk it and saved us all."
The saiyajin stripper grumbled a few obscenities as 18 picked up the lamp.
"It's pretty dirty." stated Yajirobe.
"No really. Do you have to point out the obvious, your royal plumpness?"
18 sighed, why did this IDIOT of all living things have to take her ship while she was napping?
The blond woman took her hand and started to brush off the space dust that had accumulated
there. The lamp started to vibrate, and a shocked 18 dropped it to the ground. Smoke billowed
out of the spout, causing the crew to start coughing violently. Suddenly, an ominous, powerful
voice bellowed out...
"MMM...GLUE STICKS."
When the smoke cleared, the four standing there could see a young man of about seventeen. He
was five foot ten and a half inches (height you sick people!), and had straight, lavender hair that
reached the ground. He wore puffy, white pants and one of those Arabian shirts that cover pretty
much nothing.
Presently, he was chomping on some Elmers', causing Krillin to gag. Once he became aware of
his surroundings, the long-haired youth magically made the glue stick disappear and sported a
sheepish grin.
"It's bad, I know. I've been trying to quit but it's so hard! The texture... the flavour..."
Krillin's face was turning green, and Vegeta decided to move AWAY from his lover for now.
"Anyhow, my name is-"
"Slim Shady!" cried Krillin, earning him a few quizzical looks.
"No, it's not. My name is Trunks, and I am the genie of the lamp. You," Trunks pointed at 18.
"have released me, so you now get three wishes."
"Yes!"
"Figures. Chicks get all the luck."
"Well, maybe if YOU saved someone's life, blubber butt, you'd get a reward too."
The genie cleared his throat, and 18 and Yajirobe shut up in order to listen to him.
"So, what do you want to wish for?"
"I'm not sure, but you know, you're the first genie I've heard of that actually has a name."
"Really?"
"Yeah, really. You know, if you cut your hair up to here," 18 stuck her hand on Trunks'
shoulder. "you'd look really hot. Not that you don't already."
The teen genie flushed crimson, and became even more red when the android wrapped her arms
around his waist.
Ooh! Things are getting spicy! What will 18 wish for? Will she stop spying on Krillin and
Vegeta if she manages to seduce Trunks? Where is Goku now? You'll have to read the next
chapter! Thanks so much for the reviews, and I'd be so grateful if I got even more. ^-^. Have a
good day!
I own absolutely nothing mentioned in this story that already has a copyright. I think that covers it all.
*Damn, I wish my crystal ball had a volume button on it or something!*
"Oh yes! Yes!"
*Then again, if that stay THAT loud, I won't need one.*
"You love that, don't you."
"You know it, Veggiekins."
"Get over here, chrome-dome."
18 broke into fits of hyena-like laughter at the prince's nickname, and almost fell off her chair.
WHUMPH!
"Nice work, baldy. Your big butt broke the bed."
"Hey! My butt's not that big!"
SMACK!
"Ow!"
"It wouldn't hurt so much if your derriere wasn't so large."
"Well excuuuse me for not having fought all my life, Mr. Buns of Steel. Besides, you know it
turns you on."
"I like big butts and I cannot lie...you other brothers can't deny..."
"Vegeta...are you...okay?"
"Never been better. Guess we'll have to use the floor."
A smaller thump was heard, followed by immensely loud purring. 18, of course, knew exactly
what went on, but sadly, it cannot be revealed due to it's graphic nature. I'm sure your
imagination will be able to figure something out for you if you want.
Suddenly, a loud crashing sound pierced the ship, accompanied by a lot of turbulence. 18's
crystal ball almost slid off the table, Vegeta and his bald lover had their heads smacked into the
broken bed, and poor Yajirobe had a rude awakening when he was thrown from his seat to the
roof, and then down to the floor. 18, Krillin and Vegeta dashed in. Looking out the window, the
trio saw a mammoth sized lamp smashing into random space debris. Vegeta panicked and
jumped into Krillin's arms. Yajirobe groggily came to, and 18 was calm, because she knew
exactly what to do. Of course, she had been around ships FOREVER, so
what did you expect?
"Just use the shrink ray on it."
"We have a shrink ray?"
"Yes, prince of bed sheets, we do have a shrink ray. I DID steal the best ship."
You see, in their haste for safety, Vegeta and Krillin draped bed sheets over themselves instead
of putting on their clothes. This gave 18 a nice view of their pectorals, and she was desperately
hoping one of their sheets would drop.
"What happened?"
"Well Mr. Glutton, there's a giant lamp bumping into debris outside the ship. It's like one of
those Arabian things Earthlings ask wishes from. I'm going to shrink it and bring it aboard."
"Whatever."
The blond android walked over to the console and threw a rainbow lever marked, you guessed it,
'shrink ray'. A large rainbow beam was fired and hit the lamp straight on. The sheer luminosity
caused Vegeta to duck his face in Krillin's armpit in order to escape the light.
"You stink."
"Shut up, love."
"Don't ever call me that!"
"Bringing shrunken lamp onto spacecraft now."
"Shut up, android."
"Make me, spandex prince."
Vegeta was about to accept that challenge, but instead opted to keep his sheet safely wrapped
around his torso. 18 flipped a switch, bringing the minimized lamp before them. Don't ask me
how, do I look like a technology freak? Anyways, the four travellers stared in awe and
wonderment for a little while before 18 spoke up.
"All right, it's mine."
"Why is it yours, android?"
"Because, vegetable breath, I shrunk it and saved us all."
The saiyajin stripper grumbled a few obscenities as 18 picked up the lamp.
"It's pretty dirty." stated Yajirobe.
"No really. Do you have to point out the obvious, your royal plumpness?"
18 sighed, why did this IDIOT of all living things have to take her ship while she was napping?
The blond woman took her hand and started to brush off the space dust that had accumulated
there. The lamp started to vibrate, and a shocked 18 dropped it to the ground. Smoke billowed
out of the spout, causing the crew to start coughing violently. Suddenly, an ominous, powerful
voice bellowed out...
"MMM...GLUE STICKS."
When the smoke cleared, the four standing there could see a young man of about seventeen. He
was five foot ten and a half inches (height you sick people!), and had straight, lavender hair that
reached the ground. He wore puffy, white pants and one of those Arabian shirts that cover pretty
much nothing.
Presently, he was chomping on some Elmers', causing Krillin to gag. Once he became aware of
his surroundings, the long-haired youth magically made the glue stick disappear and sported a
sheepish grin.
"It's bad, I know. I've been trying to quit but it's so hard! The texture... the flavour..."
Krillin's face was turning green, and Vegeta decided to move AWAY from his lover for now.
"Anyhow, my name is-"
"Slim Shady!" cried Krillin, earning him a few quizzical looks.
"No, it's not. My name is Trunks, and I am the genie of the lamp. You," Trunks pointed at 18.
"have released me, so you now get three wishes."
"Yes!"
"Figures. Chicks get all the luck."
"Well, maybe if YOU saved someone's life, blubber butt, you'd get a reward too."
The genie cleared his throat, and 18 and Yajirobe shut up in order to listen to him.
"So, what do you want to wish for?"
"I'm not sure, but you know, you're the first genie I've heard of that actually has a name."
"Really?"
"Yeah, really. You know, if you cut your hair up to here," 18 stuck her hand on Trunks'
shoulder. "you'd look really hot. Not that you don't already."
The teen genie flushed crimson, and became even more red when the android wrapped her arms
around his waist.
Ooh! Things are getting spicy! What will 18 wish for? Will she stop spying on Krillin and
Vegeta if she manages to seduce Trunks? Where is Goku now? You'll have to read the next
chapter! Thanks so much for the reviews, and I'd be so grateful if I got even more. ^-^. Have a
good day!
