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I don't own dragonballz, or anything else that I mention in this story that is already trademarked,
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"So...Trunks, do you ever get LONELY being a genie?"
"S-s-somet-times."
"That is SO not fair." complained Yajirobe.
"Yeah, why should she get that dreamboat?"
Yajirobe backed away from Vegeta in sheer disgust, and Trunks cleared his throat.
"There's something I should tell you all before Vegeta starts hitting on me."
Krillin gave a smoldering glare to his lover.
"What? He IS damn hot, you can't deny that."
"I suppose you're right, love."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!"
Krillin snickered and gave Vegeta a peck on the cheek.
"Please, don't do that in front of me Krillin."
"Wait a minute genie...how in the hell do you know mine and Baldy's names?"
"Actually, I know all your names. I've been TRYING to tell you, but people keep
INTERRUPTING. Anyhow, I'm from the future, and Vegeta...."
"What is it already?"
"I AM YOUR SON."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Okay, I'm done my Luke Skywalker bit."
The rest of the group gave a collective shout of "WHAT?!" causing Trunks' eardrums some
damage.
"How can you be Vegeta's son if he's married to me? Does he cheat on me? What happened?
Veggiekins, have you ever donated to a sperm bank? Did we want a child and find a surrogate
mother? If we did, who was she? ANSWER ME!!"
"If everyone would SHUT UP and if 18 would quit clinging onto me, then I'll TELL you all
EXACTLY what happened in my time...and what may happen in yours. None of the details are
sketchy, because as a genie, I'm also a psychic and can see into my past."
All became silent, and 18 reluctantly let go of poor Trunks.
"Now then. All of you arrived on Earth, only to find that Goku landed before you. You all
decided to help Yajirobe on his mission, because you planned to take a good piece of the reward.
On your journey, Krillin became enraptured with an emperor named Chiaozu, and ran away with
him, leaving Vegeta in deep despair and total depression. Vegeta snuck off from the hotel where
he, 18 and Yajirobe were staying so he could go cry without anyone seeing.
"A lilac haired peasant woman who happened to be passing through saw him, and sat down to
talk with him. One thing led to another and...well, that woman was my mom. She left Vegeta as
he snored rather loudly and found herself pregnant a week later. Krillin returned as the crew
neared the fry-pan-princess, and begged for Vegeta's forgiveness. Vegeta forgave him, feeling
guilty as well, and the two renewed their vows.
"I was raised in a wire mesh cage, my mother being extremely evil. When I turned thirteen, she
got a powerful wizard named Babadi to turn me into a genie, so she could ask for anything she
desired. After two years of being my mother's slave...no Yajirobe, not a sex slave, I can already
see you picturing it and it's freaking me out. Please stop.
" Like I was saying, after two years of being my mother's slave, the rebels attacked our home.
They had become much more powerful than they are now. I refused to help my mom stop them,
so she used a ray gun to make my lamp giant, stuck me inside and sent me back in time as a
punishment. Personally, I think it's a blessing. I spent two years flying through space eating
glue sticks to pass the time. I also learned how to Macarena to the hamster dance."
Yajirobe blinked in shock, Vegeta gave Krillin the fiercest death glare in existence, Krillin was
cowering and at the same time, trying to convince Vegeta that he'd never cheat on him; that the
genie's brains were fried after eating all those glue sticks. 18 was sobbing and wiping her tears
on Krillin's bed sheet.
"That's...*sniff*...so sad!! You poor guy!! Your life was so horrible!!!"
The blond woman ran over to Trunks and snuggled up quite tightly to the young genie.
"Uh, 18...what about your wishes?"
"Look, if you don't want me, just say so. I'll understand."
"Okay. I don't want you."
SLAP!
Trunks fell flat on his back, holding his hand to his cheek in an attempt to thwart the pain there.
A huge bruise was taking form, and both Vegeta and Krillin were laughing like hyenas, tears of
mirth flowing freely from their eyes.
"That would be my understanding. Now, for my wish."
18 sauntered over to Trunks, swaying her hips in mock seduction. Yajirobe would have stared,
but feared for his physical well being. Trunks was quivering with fear, and tried to slide away,
but was held fast by the determined android.
"Let's see...for my wish...I want you to..."
18 whispered the rest of her wish in the genie's ear, making him turn pale. The three men
further away felt their anxiety rise; what did she wish for? Would they all survive? Finally,
Trunks spoke.
"I DO NOT want to see that."
18, not yet defeated, rushed into the bowels of the ship, and returned with an Easter basket full
of glue sticks. They were in an assortment of sizes, and there were even purple and blue ones.
Upon seeing this, Trunks was salivating so much that he almost made a puddle on the floor of
the stolen ship.
"So then, will you grant my wish now?"
"GLUE STICKS!!!"
Krillin and Vegeta exchanged worried looks, and Yajirobe was just plain freaked out.
"Not until you grant my wish, Trunks."
"Grrr...fine."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
What is 18's first wish? Is Trunks telling the truth about the future? Will Trunks survive having 18 ask for wishes? Not until next time! Please let me know what you all think, it would be so nice. Bye!
rock! Yeehaw!
I don't own dragonballz, or anything else that I mention in this story that is already trademarked,
copyrighted, or licensed by someone else.
"So...Trunks, do you ever get LONELY being a genie?"
"S-s-somet-times."
"That is SO not fair." complained Yajirobe.
"Yeah, why should she get that dreamboat?"
Yajirobe backed away from Vegeta in sheer disgust, and Trunks cleared his throat.
"There's something I should tell you all before Vegeta starts hitting on me."
Krillin gave a smoldering glare to his lover.
"What? He IS damn hot, you can't deny that."
"I suppose you're right, love."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!"
Krillin snickered and gave Vegeta a peck on the cheek.
"Please, don't do that in front of me Krillin."
"Wait a minute genie...how in the hell do you know mine and Baldy's names?"
"Actually, I know all your names. I've been TRYING to tell you, but people keep
INTERRUPTING. Anyhow, I'm from the future, and Vegeta...."
"What is it already?"
"I AM YOUR SON."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Okay, I'm done my Luke Skywalker bit."
The rest of the group gave a collective shout of "WHAT?!" causing Trunks' eardrums some
damage.
"How can you be Vegeta's son if he's married to me? Does he cheat on me? What happened?
Veggiekins, have you ever donated to a sperm bank? Did we want a child and find a surrogate
mother? If we did, who was she? ANSWER ME!!"
"If everyone would SHUT UP and if 18 would quit clinging onto me, then I'll TELL you all
EXACTLY what happened in my time...and what may happen in yours. None of the details are
sketchy, because as a genie, I'm also a psychic and can see into my past."
All became silent, and 18 reluctantly let go of poor Trunks.
"Now then. All of you arrived on Earth, only to find that Goku landed before you. You all
decided to help Yajirobe on his mission, because you planned to take a good piece of the reward.
On your journey, Krillin became enraptured with an emperor named Chiaozu, and ran away with
him, leaving Vegeta in deep despair and total depression. Vegeta snuck off from the hotel where
he, 18 and Yajirobe were staying so he could go cry without anyone seeing.
"A lilac haired peasant woman who happened to be passing through saw him, and sat down to
talk with him. One thing led to another and...well, that woman was my mom. She left Vegeta as
he snored rather loudly and found herself pregnant a week later. Krillin returned as the crew
neared the fry-pan-princess, and begged for Vegeta's forgiveness. Vegeta forgave him, feeling
guilty as well, and the two renewed their vows.
"I was raised in a wire mesh cage, my mother being extremely evil. When I turned thirteen, she
got a powerful wizard named Babadi to turn me into a genie, so she could ask for anything she
desired. After two years of being my mother's slave...no Yajirobe, not a sex slave, I can already
see you picturing it and it's freaking me out. Please stop.
" Like I was saying, after two years of being my mother's slave, the rebels attacked our home.
They had become much more powerful than they are now. I refused to help my mom stop them,
so she used a ray gun to make my lamp giant, stuck me inside and sent me back in time as a
punishment. Personally, I think it's a blessing. I spent two years flying through space eating
glue sticks to pass the time. I also learned how to Macarena to the hamster dance."
Yajirobe blinked in shock, Vegeta gave Krillin the fiercest death glare in existence, Krillin was
cowering and at the same time, trying to convince Vegeta that he'd never cheat on him; that the
genie's brains were fried after eating all those glue sticks. 18 was sobbing and wiping her tears
on Krillin's bed sheet.
"That's...*sniff*...so sad!! You poor guy!! Your life was so horrible!!!"
The blond woman ran over to Trunks and snuggled up quite tightly to the young genie.
"Uh, 18...what about your wishes?"
"Look, if you don't want me, just say so. I'll understand."
"Okay. I don't want you."
SLAP!
Trunks fell flat on his back, holding his hand to his cheek in an attempt to thwart the pain there.
A huge bruise was taking form, and both Vegeta and Krillin were laughing like hyenas, tears of
mirth flowing freely from their eyes.
"That would be my understanding. Now, for my wish."
18 sauntered over to Trunks, swaying her hips in mock seduction. Yajirobe would have stared,
but feared for his physical well being. Trunks was quivering with fear, and tried to slide away,
but was held fast by the determined android.
"Let's see...for my wish...I want you to..."
18 whispered the rest of her wish in the genie's ear, making him turn pale. The three men
further away felt their anxiety rise; what did she wish for? Would they all survive? Finally,
Trunks spoke.
"I DO NOT want to see that."
18, not yet defeated, rushed into the bowels of the ship, and returned with an Easter basket full
of glue sticks. They were in an assortment of sizes, and there were even purple and blue ones.
Upon seeing this, Trunks was salivating so much that he almost made a puddle on the floor of
the stolen ship.
"So then, will you grant my wish now?"
"GLUE STICKS!!!"
Krillin and Vegeta exchanged worried looks, and Yajirobe was just plain freaked out.
"Not until you grant my wish, Trunks."
"Grrr...fine."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
What is 18's first wish? Is Trunks telling the truth about the future? Will Trunks survive having 18 ask for wishes? Not until next time! Please let me know what you all think, it would be so nice. Bye!
