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Trunks took in a deep breath, raised his hands and shouted...
"Dee dee dee da dee da do do, dee dee ba di day do!"
"Aaaah! Not the hamster dance! Somebody save me! Somebody!!"
Yajirobe plugged his ears and started screaming. Krillin fainted dead away, and Vegeta was
banging his head against the wall, mumbling "How could I ever produce something that
retarded...how?"
"Trunks, is this really necessary?"
"I can't make your wish come true without doing this."
"Carry on then."
Trunks continued to sing the hamster dance song, and, to everyone's dismay, did the Macarena
at the same time.
"All right everybody now here we go, it's the brand new version of the do-si-do. So stomp your feet and clap your hands, c'mon everybody it's the hamster dance!"
"Somebody kill me now! I don't care, make it stop! I'll exercise! I'll stop doing evil things for
money! I'll change my clothes for once! I'll even take showers!"
Vegeta shuddered in disgust at the pathetic man of pudge, and made a metal note to get a high
quality clothes pin to close his nose. 18 was thinking about forcing the piggy man into a shower
and not let him out for two hours.
"Bounce in time to the beat, hey, you don't even have to move your feet! Just shake your thing,
let me see you move, now turn around and feel the groove. YEEEEEEEEHAAAWW!"
A burst of lavender light filled the room, and sparkles filled the air. A few got into 18's eyes and
she started cussing so loudly that Yajirobe was getting a headache, even with his fingers in his
ears. Once everything cleared, all that were in the room opened their eyes to see Vegeta and
Krillin clad in their thongs from before.
"What the HELL did you wish for android?"
"Settle down Vegeta, just that you'll have to wear those outfits until I decide you shouldn't. Oh,
and I should mention one thing...there's a magic force surrounding you two, making sure you
can't cover up in any way."
"WHAT??"
Vegeta passed out from the sheer shock of it all, slumping next to an unconscious Krillin.
Yajirobe unplugged his ears and let out a heaving sigh of relief; he wouldn't have to change his
clothes or exercise, the singing was over.
"They look so cute together...and so hot."
Both Trunks and Yajirobe looked at her as though she was insane. Meanwhile, somewhere not
too far behind...
"Well, well, well. There they are. They took a much better ship this time, but no matter. I will
prevail, I always do! That fry-pan-princess will be brought back by me, and I'll get that
lasagna!!! Of course, there's still that monster outside the home...hell, nothing can stop me! I'm
Goku, after all, ace bounty hunter of the universe. The only thing I haven't done is have a night
with Bulma...oh, the rumours I've heard about that empress...shut up brain, remember, stay
focussed. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
With that oh-so-sexy evil laughter of his, Goku switched his D-43 Omega from light speed to
faster-than-light speed and zipped past Yajirobe and the others without them even noticing.
"That was too easy."
Back in the ship, 18 had dragged Vegeta and Krillin onto a bed and left them there. She then
busied her time with insulting Yajirobe, calling him the pungent pudgemaster and other various
nicknames. Plus all the fat jokes she could think of.
"Your royal plumpness, the bakery called, they want their rolls back."
"I thought you said you were going to get bored calling me names!"
"I thought I would...until I remembered how many fat jokes I knew."
"Oh great."
Trunks snickered whilst eating glue sticks in a leather chair.
"Bad memories...bad memories..."
"What the hell is it, blubber butt?"
"Well 18, YOU didn't have to witness Radditz in a nightie, sitting on a leather chair like a price
is right girl."
" You poor little bitch. Although, his father Bardock is absolutely mint...or so I've heard."
"He models for Victoria's secret."
"Yeah, that's what Vegeta said. Remind me to subscribe."
Trunks and Yajirobe looked at each other with wide, afraid looking eyes. 18 completely ignored
them and sat on Trunks' lap.
"Didn't I already say that I didn't want you?"
"Do you actually think I'm going to listen to you?"
"I'm a genie."
"I'm a fortune teller, and I don't give a rat's ass."
"That poor rat..."
"Your brain is fried, isn't it? Then again, being raised in a mesh cage, actually having to LOOK
at Babadi, being turned into a genie to be a slave to your mother, and flying through space eating
glue sticks...I suppose it's expected. You're sexy anyways."
The blond android rested her head on Trunks shoulder and started braiding his hair. Poor Trunks
was trying to get out of the seat, but 18 was much stronger, and the boy was deemed helpless.
"Life's not fair..." complained both Yajirobe and Trunks.
"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!"
"Android...what the hell are you doing? It looks rather suspicious when you're sitting on the
genie and saying that."
18 turned around and saw Vegeta there, clad in his sparkly, diamond studded thong. All
coherent thoughts left her mind, and she just stared in bliss. You see, 18 didn't really get a
chance to beforehand, she was much to busy laughing at the irony of Yajirobe's fortune coming
true. She finally came to her senses and blushed furiously, realizing just what Vegeta was
talking about.
"I figured out my second wish!"
"I'm afraid to ask what it is, considering I'm going to have to grant it."
"Well Trunks, my second wish is to force Yajirobe to take a shower long enough that he doesn't
stink, and make him wear a mumu!!
Everyone gave a huge cheer of happiness, except, of course, for Yajirobe, who was quite
terrified by the whole prospect of cleanliness.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Okay, this is one wish I can definitely grant."
"Good, good." said Krillin, who promptly received a smack from Vegeta.
"OW! What was that for?"
"I saw you staring at him, don't even try to fake it."
"Who, the genie? It's not like you weren't!"
The thong-clad couple kept arguing, causing a worried look to come over Trunks' face.
"Oh shit. If they start fighting now, who knows what's going to happen on earth?"
"Why should you care?"
"Well Yajirobe, I don't want myself to be born in this time and suffer what I went through."
"Oh."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will Trunks successfully be able to keep Vegeta away from the mysterious peasant woman? Is
Vegeta's and Krillin's marriage on the rocks? How will Yajirobe cope with a shower and a
mumu? (For those of you who don't know, a mumu is a dress for really big guys. I learned that
off the Simpsons, like so many other things.) Find out as the story goes on! Please let me know
what you think, suggestions for improvement are wonderful, and if you want to give me ideas,
go ahead, but I may or may not use them. Byes!
I don't own anything that is already copyrighted
Trunks took in a deep breath, raised his hands and shouted...
"Dee dee dee da dee da do do, dee dee ba di day do!"
"Aaaah! Not the hamster dance! Somebody save me! Somebody!!"
Yajirobe plugged his ears and started screaming. Krillin fainted dead away, and Vegeta was
banging his head against the wall, mumbling "How could I ever produce something that
retarded...how?"
"Trunks, is this really necessary?"
"I can't make your wish come true without doing this."
"Carry on then."
Trunks continued to sing the hamster dance song, and, to everyone's dismay, did the Macarena
at the same time.
"All right everybody now here we go, it's the brand new version of the do-si-do. So stomp your feet and clap your hands, c'mon everybody it's the hamster dance!"
"Somebody kill me now! I don't care, make it stop! I'll exercise! I'll stop doing evil things for
money! I'll change my clothes for once! I'll even take showers!"
Vegeta shuddered in disgust at the pathetic man of pudge, and made a metal note to get a high
quality clothes pin to close his nose. 18 was thinking about forcing the piggy man into a shower
and not let him out for two hours.
"Bounce in time to the beat, hey, you don't even have to move your feet! Just shake your thing,
let me see you move, now turn around and feel the groove. YEEEEEEEEHAAAWW!"
A burst of lavender light filled the room, and sparkles filled the air. A few got into 18's eyes and
she started cussing so loudly that Yajirobe was getting a headache, even with his fingers in his
ears. Once everything cleared, all that were in the room opened their eyes to see Vegeta and
Krillin clad in their thongs from before.
"What the HELL did you wish for android?"
"Settle down Vegeta, just that you'll have to wear those outfits until I decide you shouldn't. Oh,
and I should mention one thing...there's a magic force surrounding you two, making sure you
can't cover up in any way."
"WHAT??"
Vegeta passed out from the sheer shock of it all, slumping next to an unconscious Krillin.
Yajirobe unplugged his ears and let out a heaving sigh of relief; he wouldn't have to change his
clothes or exercise, the singing was over.
"They look so cute together...and so hot."
Both Trunks and Yajirobe looked at her as though she was insane. Meanwhile, somewhere not
too far behind...
"Well, well, well. There they are. They took a much better ship this time, but no matter. I will
prevail, I always do! That fry-pan-princess will be brought back by me, and I'll get that
lasagna!!! Of course, there's still that monster outside the home...hell, nothing can stop me! I'm
Goku, after all, ace bounty hunter of the universe. The only thing I haven't done is have a night
with Bulma...oh, the rumours I've heard about that empress...shut up brain, remember, stay
focussed. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
With that oh-so-sexy evil laughter of his, Goku switched his D-43 Omega from light speed to
faster-than-light speed and zipped past Yajirobe and the others without them even noticing.
"That was too easy."
Back in the ship, 18 had dragged Vegeta and Krillin onto a bed and left them there. She then
busied her time with insulting Yajirobe, calling him the pungent pudgemaster and other various
nicknames. Plus all the fat jokes she could think of.
"Your royal plumpness, the bakery called, they want their rolls back."
"I thought you said you were going to get bored calling me names!"
"I thought I would...until I remembered how many fat jokes I knew."
"Oh great."
Trunks snickered whilst eating glue sticks in a leather chair.
"Bad memories...bad memories..."
"What the hell is it, blubber butt?"
"Well 18, YOU didn't have to witness Radditz in a nightie, sitting on a leather chair like a price
is right girl."
" You poor little bitch. Although, his father Bardock is absolutely mint...or so I've heard."
"He models for Victoria's secret."
"Yeah, that's what Vegeta said. Remind me to subscribe."
Trunks and Yajirobe looked at each other with wide, afraid looking eyes. 18 completely ignored
them and sat on Trunks' lap.
"Didn't I already say that I didn't want you?"
"Do you actually think I'm going to listen to you?"
"I'm a genie."
"I'm a fortune teller, and I don't give a rat's ass."
"That poor rat..."
"Your brain is fried, isn't it? Then again, being raised in a mesh cage, actually having to LOOK
at Babadi, being turned into a genie to be a slave to your mother, and flying through space eating
glue sticks...I suppose it's expected. You're sexy anyways."
The blond android rested her head on Trunks shoulder and started braiding his hair. Poor Trunks
was trying to get out of the seat, but 18 was much stronger, and the boy was deemed helpless.
"Life's not fair..." complained both Yajirobe and Trunks.
"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!"
"Android...what the hell are you doing? It looks rather suspicious when you're sitting on the
genie and saying that."
18 turned around and saw Vegeta there, clad in his sparkly, diamond studded thong. All
coherent thoughts left her mind, and she just stared in bliss. You see, 18 didn't really get a
chance to beforehand, she was much to busy laughing at the irony of Yajirobe's fortune coming
true. She finally came to her senses and blushed furiously, realizing just what Vegeta was
talking about.
"I figured out my second wish!"
"I'm afraid to ask what it is, considering I'm going to have to grant it."
"Well Trunks, my second wish is to force Yajirobe to take a shower long enough that he doesn't
stink, and make him wear a mumu!!
Everyone gave a huge cheer of happiness, except, of course, for Yajirobe, who was quite
terrified by the whole prospect of cleanliness.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Okay, this is one wish I can definitely grant."
"Good, good." said Krillin, who promptly received a smack from Vegeta.
"OW! What was that for?"
"I saw you staring at him, don't even try to fake it."
"Who, the genie? It's not like you weren't!"
The thong-clad couple kept arguing, causing a worried look to come over Trunks' face.
"Oh shit. If they start fighting now, who knows what's going to happen on earth?"
"Why should you care?"
"Well Yajirobe, I don't want myself to be born in this time and suffer what I went through."
"Oh."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will Trunks successfully be able to keep Vegeta away from the mysterious peasant woman? Is
Vegeta's and Krillin's marriage on the rocks? How will Yajirobe cope with a shower and a
mumu? (For those of you who don't know, a mumu is a dress for really big guys. I learned that
off the Simpsons, like so many other things.) Find out as the story goes on! Please let me know
what you think, suggestions for improvement are wonderful, and if you want to give me ideas,
go ahead, but I may or may not use them. Byes!
