A/N: Well hello everybody! I know this is rather late, but I am a very busy person, and school always comes before fanfics, as does my drama group and other things. Thank you all SO much for your comments, and Rez, thanks for not putting me through initiation ^-^.

I don't own dragonballz


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"This job is a piece of cake."

The muscular saiyajin whistled a tune as he exited his ship. Goku was quite giddy, after all, the
bounty was sure to be his. At least that's what he thought.

"Let's see...where am I exactly?"

Goku scanned the area with his sexy orbs, falling over when a rabid squirrel attacked his face.
After blasting the evil creature and gaining composure once more, he spotted a town that looked
as if it was from a western movie.

"Hmm. I'll go there and ask for directions to Mount Fry-Pan."

Goku quickly moved towards the town, resuming his whistling. He had completely forgotten
about the Universal Positioning System in his gi, but then again, this saiyajin wasn't always the
brightest fellow. He approached the saloon and walked in, letting the doors creak and sway
behind him. There, sitting in a black executive style suit, was a man of average height, with
catlike grace and icy blue eyes. He rose from the barstool and shook Goku's hand.

"Hello there. I'm 17, ace lawyer and fighter android. Is there anything I can do for you? You
look familiar..."
"I'm Goku."
"Oh yes, your father poses for Victoria's secret and your brother is a Price Is Right model for the
empress...and you're a bounty hunter, am I correct?"

Goku managed to get a nod out while banging his head against the wall in a botched attempt to
clear the pictures from his mind.

"I see. So, what's your mission?"

Goku finally stopped his head banging, and sat down on one of the stools, 17 following him.

"I have to kidnap the fry-pan-princess and bring her back to the bounty giver."
"And who might that be?"
"The empress."
"My, my. I've heard she's quite the foxy one."
"Have you seen her?"
"Not yet, but I plan to someday."
"You won't regret it, she's a true vixen. By the way, is there any service here? I'd kill for a
drink."

As if on cue, a white cat appeared with a tray laden with two beers, and sat them in front of 17
and Goku.

"Hi, my name's Korin. I own this here saloon. First drink's on the house, after that, you pay."

Goku and 17 nodded their thanks, wisely choosing not to comment on Korin's saloon girl attire.
They sipped their beers...well, 17 sipped, Goku guzzled his. After that, Goku managed to
convince 17 to help with the kidnapping. Little did they know what would later befall them...

"Cable is faster!"
"DSL is!"
"Cable!"
"DSL!"
"Cable!"
"DSL!"
"Cable!"
"DSL!"
"Cable!"
"DSL!"
"Cable you egomaniac saiyajin!"
"DSL you balding munchkin!"
"Cable you ass with the widow's peak!"
"DSL you vertically challenged freak!"
"You realize we just rhymed both our insults."
"That IS pretty freaky. Back to our argument...Cable!"
"DSL!"
"Hah! I win! You agreed with me!"
"No way in hell, you agreed with me first to get me to agree with you!"

18 sat on the leather chair, hoping that the two would shut up eventually. They had been going
on like this for seven hours now, and it was driving her insane. Yajirobe was still asleep, and
Trunks didn't want to come out of his lamp, it was nice and quiet in there. Of course, 18 had
other ideas. She left the bridge, leaving Vegeta and Krillin to duke it out in an all-out marriage
battle, and Yajirobe to snore.

She arrived in the room she had deemed her quarters and flopped down on the bed, relishing in
the comfort it gave. The femme fatale remembered what she had come here to do in the first
place, and grinned evilly. She rubbed the lamp rather vigorously, forcing Trunks to appear in a
billow of purple smoke once more. He was wearing a robe and a nightcap, making 18 giggle a
tad.

"Eh? What time is it?"
"It's time for my third wish."

Once Trunks registered where he was, he began to get rather anxious. After all, this was 18 he
was dealing with. He couldn't refuse anything she wished for, it was against the rules. Even if
he wanted to, the magic he had would turn against him for the will of whoever was wishing.
Which really sucked in Trunks' opinion, but there was nothing he could do but desperately hope
that 18 wouldn't torture him too badly.

"Erm...what do you wish for?"
"One question first."
"Shoot."
"After I get my third wish, will you go back into the lamp forever?"
"Yep. Until I get someone else to ask for wishes that is."
"In that case, I wish that you could remain with me forever, as just a regular...whatever you were
before a genie."

Lavender smoke with sparkles filled the room, and 18 got her eyes cut once more, really pissing
her off this time. After it cleared, Trunks was no longer wearing the Arabian attire, but was
clothed in form fitting black leather pants and a transparent black shirt.

"I'm free! No more wishes! No more responsibility! I can say no now!"
"Um...good for you. But you owe me now."
"What? I do not!"

SLAP!

"Okay, okay! I owe you for freeing me."
"That's better. Now, how should you pay me..."

A large smile that resembled a Cheshire cat spread over the android's face, causing poor Trunks
to sweat profusely.

"Oh, don't be so scared, it won't be that bad."
"WHAT won't be that bad?"
"This."

18 pulled Trunks onto the bed and gave him a wild kiss. Trunks initially tried to rebuke her, but
found himself to be enjoying it...a lot. The two started to make out furiously, and didn't even
stop until they heard snickers from Yajirobe, Krillin and Vegeta.

"Well android, looks like you made the genie your pet after all."
"I'm not her pet, father."
"NO SON OF MINE WOULD SING THE HAMSTER DANCE!!"
"No, but when you consider what his mother did..." Krillin shuddered after that thought.
"I guess I can agree with you there." muttered Vegeta. "But if he's my son...where's his tail?"

What happens next? What will become of 17 and Goku's western adventures? Will the crew of
5 make it to Earth fast enough to beat Goku to the fry-pan-princess? What happened to Trunks'
tail? More to come, next time! Please let me know what you all think, suggestions for
improvement and any other constructive criticisms are welcome. Have a great day!