A/N: Hey everyone! I'm glad you're all enjoying this so far! Wow! I feel so special, my insanity is being appreciated! Yay! Thanks for all your comments, each and every single one of 'em.
Ssjskatertrunks: thanks for the hug! Here's one for you. *hugs*
Now, let us continue with our tale of madness.
I don't own Dragonballz or anything else.
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17 hit his head on the steering wheel in frustration, making the horn honk each time.
"So, where's your wallet."
"Say sheriff-"
"That's OFFICER to you, lawyer. You can't weasel your way out of this one anyhow. I just realized that this van was reported stolen. You two are going to jail."
"Hey! That's not fair! He strapped me in here!" cried an angry Goku.
"You're just as much to blame, guilty by association."
"You can't be an officer though, you and Goku have to have a shoot out!"
Piccolo took one look in 17's crazy, shining blue eyes and had only one thing to ask...
"Do you get off on this, seeing two guys duke it out?"
"I'M STRAIGHT!!"
Piccolo and Goku turned their heads towards each other, then broke out laughing.
"Bwahahahaha!"
"Heeheeheheehee...a-HEM. Anyhow, you're both under arrest."
"WHAT ABOUT THE SHOOT OUT?"
17 burst through the van door, almost knocking the Namekian over in the process. He soon had a vice grip on Piccolo's arm, and as for Goku, he had finally rid himself of the blasted ki rings that once held him to the seat.
"I'm free, free as a bird!"
Piccolo and 17 just looked at him as if he was nuts. Goku then tried to fly away, but was tackled down by 17.
"You're not going ANYWHERE until you have a shoot out."
"Officer Piccolo, get him off me!"
"That's it 17, you're under arrest for grand theft auto, not having a valid drivers license, and sexual harassment."
"WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY SHOOT-OUT!"
"Tell it to the judge."
Piccolo dragged the screaming and kicking raven haired android into the cop car. He threw him into the back seat where Gohan was snoozing. Piccolo drove away, lights flashing. He sure as hell didn't want anyone in his way, he had to get this psycho into a cell as quickly as possible... maybe a padded cell would be the best thing.
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away...
"What in the hell is taking those damn bounty hunter so friggin' long? I'M HUNGRY KAMI-DAMMIT!" screamed the ALL POWERFUL UNDERWEAR EMPRESS BLOOM as she paced back and forth in her chambers. Dabura then ventured a comment.
"I'm sure they'll be back soon."
"Oh yeah? What do you know? Nothing, that's what! All you are is a good lay!"
Dabura's jaw dropped to the floor in shock.
"You mean...you don't love me?"
"That was a lie so I could sink my talons into your part of the universe."
"You don't have talons."
"Okay, fine. So I could sink my CLAWS into your part of the universe."
"You don't have claws either."
"IT'S AN EXPRESSION YOU MORON!! I can't believe I actually thought you had a brain. I can't stand the suspense! BABADI!!!
The wrinkled, vertically challenged goat/squash looking wizard appeared before Bulma, who eyed him with her beady blue orbs.
"I live to serve you, my empress, aside from aspiring to become... THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE UNIVERSE!! Buu has been SUCH a great help to me, I've never had a better assistant."
"Tell someone who cares. Right now, I have a task for you."
"I'm all ears."
"I want you to change me into a peasant woman, make it so that no one recognizes me. I demand to be teleported to planet Earth... things are taking FAR too long, I must check on the progress of my employed bounty hunters."
"All right then, here we go..."
Babadi raised his hands in the air and started the ancient chant that would send the empress on her way.
"...Salikadoolamitchikaboolebibidibabadiboo. Put them together and what have you got? Bibidibabadiboo! Salikadoolamiiii... mitchikaboolerooo... but the thingamabob that does the job is bibidibabidiboo, oh salikadoolemitchikaboolebibidibabidiboo. It'll do wonders believe it or not, bibidibabidi bibidibabidi bibidibabidiboo!"
A huge dust cloud swirled the empress, and she felt slightly dizzy. A huge, magnificent flushing sound bellowed throughout the castle walls, and Bulma was transported to a shabbily built straw hut that was a few hectometres away from a lush and dangerous looking jungle.
The empress looked in a mirror hanging on the wall, and noted that her hair and eyes had changed to a lilac colour, and that her skin no longer had the tan she had worked for years to acquire. Other than that she looked very similar than what she had before.
"Well, it's Earth, no one knows of me here anyhow. OH SHIT!!"
The obscenity was spoken at that particular moment because the empress realized that she had NO IDEA how to change back, OR get back to her castle.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" she shrieked, almost causing the hut to collapse.
"Dammit, dammit, dammit! What if Dabura takes over my kingdom while I'm gone? HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID??!!"
Bulma, enraged at how idiotic a thing she had done, stormed out of her hut and started towards what seemed to be a highway, stretching into the far and mystical beyond of Earth... if you can call Earth mystical.
On the bus, Yajirobe's girth took up two seats, and amazingly, his ass was SO HUGE that he fit comfortably on them. The no longer stinky man was dozing, his head leaning against the window, his drool sliding down it. Much to the amusement of the nearby passengers, someone was listening to the "Free Willy" theme song, and it could be heard through the headphones. It summed the lord of lard right down to a T.
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So, what about the OTHERS on the bus? Goku's free now, will he high-tail it towards the jungle? What about the 'disguised' empress? (I really hope you can all realize what's going to happen next, if you can't, I'm worried about you. It's so hopelessly obvious.)
Let me know what you think, peeps!
Ssjskatertrunks: thanks for the hug! Here's one for you. *hugs*
Now, let us continue with our tale of madness.
I don't own Dragonballz or anything else.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
17 hit his head on the steering wheel in frustration, making the horn honk each time.
"So, where's your wallet."
"Say sheriff-"
"That's OFFICER to you, lawyer. You can't weasel your way out of this one anyhow. I just realized that this van was reported stolen. You two are going to jail."
"Hey! That's not fair! He strapped me in here!" cried an angry Goku.
"You're just as much to blame, guilty by association."
"You can't be an officer though, you and Goku have to have a shoot out!"
Piccolo took one look in 17's crazy, shining blue eyes and had only one thing to ask...
"Do you get off on this, seeing two guys duke it out?"
"I'M STRAIGHT!!"
Piccolo and Goku turned their heads towards each other, then broke out laughing.
"Bwahahahaha!"
"Heeheeheheehee...a-HEM. Anyhow, you're both under arrest."
"WHAT ABOUT THE SHOOT OUT?"
17 burst through the van door, almost knocking the Namekian over in the process. He soon had a vice grip on Piccolo's arm, and as for Goku, he had finally rid himself of the blasted ki rings that once held him to the seat.
"I'm free, free as a bird!"
Piccolo and 17 just looked at him as if he was nuts. Goku then tried to fly away, but was tackled down by 17.
"You're not going ANYWHERE until you have a shoot out."
"Officer Piccolo, get him off me!"
"That's it 17, you're under arrest for grand theft auto, not having a valid drivers license, and sexual harassment."
"WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY SHOOT-OUT!"
"Tell it to the judge."
Piccolo dragged the screaming and kicking raven haired android into the cop car. He threw him into the back seat where Gohan was snoozing. Piccolo drove away, lights flashing. He sure as hell didn't want anyone in his way, he had to get this psycho into a cell as quickly as possible... maybe a padded cell would be the best thing.
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away...
"What in the hell is taking those damn bounty hunter so friggin' long? I'M HUNGRY KAMI-DAMMIT!" screamed the ALL POWERFUL UNDERWEAR EMPRESS BLOOM as she paced back and forth in her chambers. Dabura then ventured a comment.
"I'm sure they'll be back soon."
"Oh yeah? What do you know? Nothing, that's what! All you are is a good lay!"
Dabura's jaw dropped to the floor in shock.
"You mean...you don't love me?"
"That was a lie so I could sink my talons into your part of the universe."
"You don't have talons."
"Okay, fine. So I could sink my CLAWS into your part of the universe."
"You don't have claws either."
"IT'S AN EXPRESSION YOU MORON!! I can't believe I actually thought you had a brain. I can't stand the suspense! BABADI!!!
The wrinkled, vertically challenged goat/squash looking wizard appeared before Bulma, who eyed him with her beady blue orbs.
"I live to serve you, my empress, aside from aspiring to become... THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE UNIVERSE!! Buu has been SUCH a great help to me, I've never had a better assistant."
"Tell someone who cares. Right now, I have a task for you."
"I'm all ears."
"I want you to change me into a peasant woman, make it so that no one recognizes me. I demand to be teleported to planet Earth... things are taking FAR too long, I must check on the progress of my employed bounty hunters."
"All right then, here we go..."
Babadi raised his hands in the air and started the ancient chant that would send the empress on her way.
"...Salikadoolamitchikaboolebibidibabadiboo. Put them together and what have you got? Bibidibabadiboo! Salikadoolamiiii... mitchikaboolerooo... but the thingamabob that does the job is bibidibabidiboo, oh salikadoolemitchikaboolebibidibabidiboo. It'll do wonders believe it or not, bibidibabidi bibidibabidi bibidibabidiboo!"
A huge dust cloud swirled the empress, and she felt slightly dizzy. A huge, magnificent flushing sound bellowed throughout the castle walls, and Bulma was transported to a shabbily built straw hut that was a few hectometres away from a lush and dangerous looking jungle.
The empress looked in a mirror hanging on the wall, and noted that her hair and eyes had changed to a lilac colour, and that her skin no longer had the tan she had worked for years to acquire. Other than that she looked very similar than what she had before.
"Well, it's Earth, no one knows of me here anyhow. OH SHIT!!"
The obscenity was spoken at that particular moment because the empress realized that she had NO IDEA how to change back, OR get back to her castle.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" she shrieked, almost causing the hut to collapse.
"Dammit, dammit, dammit! What if Dabura takes over my kingdom while I'm gone? HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID??!!"
Bulma, enraged at how idiotic a thing she had done, stormed out of her hut and started towards what seemed to be a highway, stretching into the far and mystical beyond of Earth... if you can call Earth mystical.
On the bus, Yajirobe's girth took up two seats, and amazingly, his ass was SO HUGE that he fit comfortably on them. The no longer stinky man was dozing, his head leaning against the window, his drool sliding down it. Much to the amusement of the nearby passengers, someone was listening to the "Free Willy" theme song, and it could be heard through the headphones. It summed the lord of lard right down to a T.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
So, what about the OTHERS on the bus? Goku's free now, will he high-tail it towards the jungle? What about the 'disguised' empress? (I really hope you can all realize what's going to happen next, if you can't, I'm worried about you. It's so hopelessly obvious.)
Let me know what you think, peeps!
