A/N: Hey everybody, here's the next chapter! I know it took a while, but I'm really busy this time of year.
I don't own Dragonballz.
Enjoy.
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"THIS IS YOUR PALACE??" cried Krillin. There before him was a large, beautiful building with at least 20 storeys and all the trimmings that a palace SHOULD have, such as fountains in every courtyard.
"Yep, and you get to rule it with me."
"Wow..."
Krillin was dumbfounded as Chiaozu parked his sports car and led Krillin through the silver gates into the main courtyard, which not only had a fountain, but a life-sized chess board as well.
"Hey sexy, you can gawk at the bishop later. For now... come with me."
Excited, Krillin hastily followed Chiaozu inside the palace, optimistic of the good life he was sure to now have. However, things were not looking as cheerful were his ex-husband currently was...
"If you people EVER ride on this bus line again, I'll sue you for all your worth! You'll work in sweatshops until the day you die!!"
The doors of the Greyhound bus slammed shut, and the no longer stoned driver sped away with his passengers. Vegeta, being who he was, simply blasted the bus to hell.
"No one, but NO ONE messes with the prince of saiyajins!"
"Well, if it weren't for you acting like you were on crack, we'd still be on the damn bus!"
"You're forgetting, roly-poly, that YOU were the one that sat on that old lady's cat."
"I didn't know it was there! It wasn't my fault!"
18 just shook her head as the prince of pudge and the prince of saiyajins kept blaming each other for why they had been kicked off the bus. Trunks had finished the entire bottle of white glue, and was now slumbering peacefully on the blond's shoulder. Finally, she had enough.
"SHUT UP!!"
Yajirobe shut his mouth rather quickly, but Vegeta just started in on 18.
"You're telling ME to shut up? I am the prince of saiyajins and YOU are just a worthless penny whore disguised as a fortune teller! Because of you, I have to walk around in a THONG wherever I go! You bitch! I'm never going to shut up! Never! Mwuahahahahahaha!!
Mwuhahahahaha! Muhahah-"
Vegeta fell unconscious onto the ground after a swift punch from 18.
"Kami, why do I surround myself with idiots? Oh yeah, to steal all of Yajirobe's reward when he's not looking in the end."
"What's that?"
"Oh, nothing my rotund friend, nothing at all." 18's face curled up in a huge smirk that somewhat resembled that of the Grinch, causing Yajirobe to worry. "C'mon Bessie, you drag Vegeta, I'll carry Trunks as far as we can. It's getting dark, so we might not make it too far.
There's no way we'll make it to the jungle."
"Right."
The two dragged/carried the saiyajins over what seemed to be an endless highway. Soon, darkness settled in, but it was clear, so they trekked on, Yajirobe leaving behind a gargantuous trail of perspiration.
"Yo, sir fatty, there's a cave here. Let's stop. I'm tired and there's clouds moving in."
As soon as 18 had finished her sentence, rain poured down on the unfortunate four. Meanwhile, further down the highway...
Goku gave his oh-so-deliciously-sexy-and-divine smirk, and caught the bullet in his right hand. Keep in mind, the bullet was REALLY slow, and this is actually happening at the same time as what is happening to the other characters. Goku, being stupid, didn't dodge the bullet, and
wasted a LOT of time.
"Looks like you're outta luck, tin man."
"NOOOOO!! THE RAIN! WATER, MY POISON HATH ATTACKETH!"
"Attacketh?"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
16's body was quickly covered by a reddish brown rust, and it fell to the ground, shattering on impact.
"That was bizarre. Great. Now it's raining. I KNEW I should have stopped at that cave."
Goku zoomed through the air, faster than the speed of... well... a lot of things, and then saw...
THE END OF THE HIGHWAY!!!
"YES!" cheered the muscle-bound saiyajin, doing a small victory dance in the air. He dove down and landed promptly on the ground, noticing the vast, dense jungle before him and the small hut nearby.
"I'll stay there tonight, I don't really feel like sleeping in the rain. Note to self: stop talking to myself!!"
Goku went inside the crude building and instantly fell asleep, before he even landed on the floor.
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"My head hurts... what the hell happened?" wondered the prince of saiyajins aloud. Gazing at his surroundings, he found himself inside a cave, with Yajirobe, 18 and his future son sleeping in various places.
"Stupid bitch must've knocked me out." he grumbled.
To his surprise, he heard some feminine mumbling nearby. Strangely, it wasn't from 18. It sounded quite different, and the android's lips weren't even moving. Confused and curious, Vegeta took it upon himself to search the cavern.
He took twists and turns, tunnels and pathways, and at some point he was almost certain that he was actually walking in circles, only he was upside down, and the walls seemed to twist and turn.
"Did the android inject me with acid or what? Everything's really trippy, and that's not good for me right now."
Trying not to fall over, Vegeta finally stepped into a room which was seemingly normal, except for that fact that a young woman was sleeping on the floor, mumbling to herself. When the saiyajin got closer, she started to snore rather loudly. Vegeta covered his ears, and to his shock, he realized that this was the lilac haired peasant woman that Trunks was trying to make sure he didn't sleep with.
Well, that wouldn't be a problem, he was completely gay... or was he?
A large yawn was heard, and Vegeta found himself looking into deep purple eyes that made him feel as if he were tripping out all over again.
"Who the hell are you?"
"What do you mean, who the hell am I? I'm prince Vegeta you ignorant peasant!"
"Who are you calling peasant?"
Vegeta started snickering, and it was then that Bulma remembered what she looked like and where she was.
"Shit."
"By any chance, do you know a crazy old raisin magician named Babadi?"
Bulma felt like a deer in headlights, but made no move to show anything about her identity.
"Do you know a fat bounty hunter named Yajirobe?"
"What if I did?"
"Well do you or don't you?" asked Bulma, her voice raising a couple decibels. It was then that Vegeta saw a generous amount of the lilac-haired woman's cleavage, and was starting to rethink
his sexuality.
"Maybe I'm bisexual..."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
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The plot thickens indeed! You'll have to wait to figure out what happens next, although it's very obvious for the most part. I will tell you what happened to 17 in the next chapter, I promise. Review!
I don't own Dragonballz.
Enjoy.
~*~*~*~*~
"THIS IS YOUR PALACE??" cried Krillin. There before him was a large, beautiful building with at least 20 storeys and all the trimmings that a palace SHOULD have, such as fountains in every courtyard.
"Yep, and you get to rule it with me."
"Wow..."
Krillin was dumbfounded as Chiaozu parked his sports car and led Krillin through the silver gates into the main courtyard, which not only had a fountain, but a life-sized chess board as well.
"Hey sexy, you can gawk at the bishop later. For now... come with me."
Excited, Krillin hastily followed Chiaozu inside the palace, optimistic of the good life he was sure to now have. However, things were not looking as cheerful were his ex-husband currently was...
"If you people EVER ride on this bus line again, I'll sue you for all your worth! You'll work in sweatshops until the day you die!!"
The doors of the Greyhound bus slammed shut, and the no longer stoned driver sped away with his passengers. Vegeta, being who he was, simply blasted the bus to hell.
"No one, but NO ONE messes with the prince of saiyajins!"
"Well, if it weren't for you acting like you were on crack, we'd still be on the damn bus!"
"You're forgetting, roly-poly, that YOU were the one that sat on that old lady's cat."
"I didn't know it was there! It wasn't my fault!"
18 just shook her head as the prince of pudge and the prince of saiyajins kept blaming each other for why they had been kicked off the bus. Trunks had finished the entire bottle of white glue, and was now slumbering peacefully on the blond's shoulder. Finally, she had enough.
"SHUT UP!!"
Yajirobe shut his mouth rather quickly, but Vegeta just started in on 18.
"You're telling ME to shut up? I am the prince of saiyajins and YOU are just a worthless penny whore disguised as a fortune teller! Because of you, I have to walk around in a THONG wherever I go! You bitch! I'm never going to shut up! Never! Mwuahahahahahaha!!
Mwuhahahahaha! Muhahah-"
Vegeta fell unconscious onto the ground after a swift punch from 18.
"Kami, why do I surround myself with idiots? Oh yeah, to steal all of Yajirobe's reward when he's not looking in the end."
"What's that?"
"Oh, nothing my rotund friend, nothing at all." 18's face curled up in a huge smirk that somewhat resembled that of the Grinch, causing Yajirobe to worry. "C'mon Bessie, you drag Vegeta, I'll carry Trunks as far as we can. It's getting dark, so we might not make it too far.
There's no way we'll make it to the jungle."
"Right."
The two dragged/carried the saiyajins over what seemed to be an endless highway. Soon, darkness settled in, but it was clear, so they trekked on, Yajirobe leaving behind a gargantuous trail of perspiration.
"Yo, sir fatty, there's a cave here. Let's stop. I'm tired and there's clouds moving in."
As soon as 18 had finished her sentence, rain poured down on the unfortunate four. Meanwhile, further down the highway...
Goku gave his oh-so-deliciously-sexy-and-divine smirk, and caught the bullet in his right hand. Keep in mind, the bullet was REALLY slow, and this is actually happening at the same time as what is happening to the other characters. Goku, being stupid, didn't dodge the bullet, and
wasted a LOT of time.
"Looks like you're outta luck, tin man."
"NOOOOO!! THE RAIN! WATER, MY POISON HATH ATTACKETH!"
"Attacketh?"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
16's body was quickly covered by a reddish brown rust, and it fell to the ground, shattering on impact.
"That was bizarre. Great. Now it's raining. I KNEW I should have stopped at that cave."
Goku zoomed through the air, faster than the speed of... well... a lot of things, and then saw...
THE END OF THE HIGHWAY!!!
"YES!" cheered the muscle-bound saiyajin, doing a small victory dance in the air. He dove down and landed promptly on the ground, noticing the vast, dense jungle before him and the small hut nearby.
"I'll stay there tonight, I don't really feel like sleeping in the rain. Note to self: stop talking to myself!!"
Goku went inside the crude building and instantly fell asleep, before he even landed on the floor.
~*~*~*~*~
"My head hurts... what the hell happened?" wondered the prince of saiyajins aloud. Gazing at his surroundings, he found himself inside a cave, with Yajirobe, 18 and his future son sleeping in various places.
"Stupid bitch must've knocked me out." he grumbled.
To his surprise, he heard some feminine mumbling nearby. Strangely, it wasn't from 18. It sounded quite different, and the android's lips weren't even moving. Confused and curious, Vegeta took it upon himself to search the cavern.
He took twists and turns, tunnels and pathways, and at some point he was almost certain that he was actually walking in circles, only he was upside down, and the walls seemed to twist and turn.
"Did the android inject me with acid or what? Everything's really trippy, and that's not good for me right now."
Trying not to fall over, Vegeta finally stepped into a room which was seemingly normal, except for that fact that a young woman was sleeping on the floor, mumbling to herself. When the saiyajin got closer, she started to snore rather loudly. Vegeta covered his ears, and to his shock, he realized that this was the lilac haired peasant woman that Trunks was trying to make sure he didn't sleep with.
Well, that wouldn't be a problem, he was completely gay... or was he?
A large yawn was heard, and Vegeta found himself looking into deep purple eyes that made him feel as if he were tripping out all over again.
"Who the hell are you?"
"What do you mean, who the hell am I? I'm prince Vegeta you ignorant peasant!"
"Who are you calling peasant?"
Vegeta started snickering, and it was then that Bulma remembered what she looked like and where she was.
"Shit."
"By any chance, do you know a crazy old raisin magician named Babadi?"
Bulma felt like a deer in headlights, but made no move to show anything about her identity.
"Do you know a fat bounty hunter named Yajirobe?"
"What if I did?"
"Well do you or don't you?" asked Bulma, her voice raising a couple decibels. It was then that Vegeta saw a generous amount of the lilac-haired woman's cleavage, and was starting to rethink
his sexuality.
"Maybe I'm bisexual..."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The plot thickens indeed! You'll have to wait to figure out what happens next, although it's very obvious for the most part. I will tell you what happened to 17 in the next chapter, I promise. Review!
