A/N: Hey everybody! I'm feeling rather crappy at the moment as I write this, so when that happens, I find writing humour cheers me up. Not all too sure why, you'd think I'd be writing angst, but I think I've spent all my misery and woes up writing in my diary. Anyhow, thanks for the reviews and enjoy this chappy!
I don't own Dragonballz, Elmer's, or anything else for that matter.
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Goku sped through the dense jungle at a rapid rate, deathly afraid of all that was colourful. Suddenly, there was a clearing, and the muscle-bound saiyajin found himself staring at a magnificent castle on top of what could only be Mount Fry-Pan.
"Yes!! I did it! I made it... wait a second... isn't there supposed to be a monster around here someplace?"
Goku looked around warily, those toucans hade certainly ruffled his feathers, and a monster was certainly NOT something he wanted to particularly deal with at this point. He heard... nothing. He saw... the mountain and the blue sky. He smelled... something horrible, probably a warthog fart.
"I guess the monster's at the top of the mountain, guarding their home. Once I kill it, I'll be free to capture the fry-pan-princess, and maybe grab a lasagna or two while I'm at it. Then, I'll get the reward, seduce Bulma and toss Dabura out into space where he'll shrivel up like a raisin! Unless of course demons don't need to breathe, but I'm pretty sure they do.
"I'm talking to myself again!! AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!"
After screaming at himself, the handsome man clothed in a blood red gi began his ascent by flight up towards the castle atop Mount Fry-Pan.
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"I always thought he was just a horrible tale told by my evil mother who caged me, but it's all true..." Trunks clutched 18 in terror, and started hyperventilating because of the lack of glue.
"I never knew anyone could grow, like, such a large afro man." Yajirobe stood there in shock, slightly apprehensive.
"Oh shit! Who's dumbass idea was this anyways?"
"Yours, oh prince of scantiness."
"Shut the hell up, android, do you have any idea who this is?"
"Of course I do! I'm not a complete IDIOT. Unfortunately, my stupid brother had to be an ace lawyer! Damn him! Damn him a thousand times until he collapses on the ground, weeping, sobbing, praising his twin sister!"
"Jealousy is a terrible thing, and I bet you're all jealous of me because... I'M THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!"
The four hastily jumped out of the tree house, leaving Hercule Sataan alone with his soap collection with pieces shaped like Jane Goodall and other nature buffs. Obviously, the man never used them for their actual purpose of cleansing onself, but he did talk to them.
"Well Janey, at least we had some company for a few seconds. I hope Aphezto gets back here soon. I miss that alligator.
"Did I ever tell you when I beat twenty polar bears single handedly? No? Well, I'll tell you. I was surrounded on all sides, and my audience was rapt with attention. So what if they were only penguins? They were smart penguins, because they knew that I'M THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!! So anyways, I punched the one bear..."
Five minutes later, the quartet was huffing and puffing... well, Yajirobe was anyway, and they had finally escaped the horrible sound of Hercule's endless bragging away to his soap collection.
"My virgin ears..."
"Like you'd ever be a virgin, Vegeta."
No sooner than the words fell from the largely girthed man's lips, Vegeta was banging Yajirobe's skull against a coconut tree, and the brown fruit (a coconut's a fruit, right?) fell on Vegeta's head, splitting on impact.
"Somebody's ego's a little too large there."
Vegeta just growled as the blond android snickered at her own joke. He would have to put up with the torture if he ever wanted to be fully clothed again. Sadly, it didn't look as though that would be happening anytime soon for the saiyajin prince.
"Great flame-haired one!"
Vegeta whipped his flame-haired head around to see who the hell dared to talk to him in such a rude manner, and to his amazement, saw a tiny male fairy dressed in brown coconut skin, white coconut flesh, and it had small pieces of green coconut leaves for wings. Unlike most fairies, this one was fat, dark-skinned and had bright red lips that only belonged on a street whore.
"Who the hell are you?"
"My name is Popo, and I am the coconut fairy of this forest! I was taking a nap several millennia ago, and when I woke up, I was trapped inside this coconut! I am forever in your debt for you have saved my sanity."
"Riight..."
Vegeta was seriously starting to wonder if this was just some cracked out dream, and was also desperately hoping it was, because then he'd wake up beside his big butted bald beauty, also known as Krillin. Suddenly, it occurred to him that this encounter with the fairy could be advantageous.
"Can you reverse spells?"
"Hmm." The tiny being thought for a moment, wrinkles appearing in his brow as Vegeta grew more and more impatient as each nanosecond went by, as he always seems to do. "It depends who cast it."
"A genie."
"I'm sorry, but a genie has much more power than I."
"Haha!! Sucker!!" 18 cackled gleefully, causing Trunks' eyes to go wide, and Yajirobe... to continue eating the broken coconut. He was famished, and 18's crazy behaviour was like second nature to him now, so he tolerated it easily.
"Can you cast spells?"
"Of course! But nothing too powerful, I mainly watch over the rainforest and make sure the plants grow, the sun shines, it rains..."
As if on cue, a large peal of thunder echoed throughout the canopy and the saiyajin prince, his son from the future, the rotund bounty hunter, the perverse femme fatale and the fat fairy found themselves drenched immediately.
"It rains a lot."
"No shit."
"You don't have to be so rude!"
"I'm your father, I can do whatever the hell I want!"
"You're not ACTUALLY my father, you're my father from the past. I'm not going to be born in this time line, remember?"
Vegeta remembered all right, he remembered how there was no protection whatsoever when he had coupled with that loudmouthed lilac-haired peasant, and how she seemed to think she was higher than him for some strange reason. It was also odd how she knew of Yajirobe's profession
as a bounty hunter.
"There's no way it could be her."
Trunks' face was one of confusion. "I didn't catch that, you were mumbling."
"It wasn't meant for you to hear."
"Are you talking to yourself?"
"Is there something WRONG with talking to oneself, you fat piece of crap?"
"Nothing, nothing at all!" whimpered Yajirobe as Vegeta was ready snap back a tree and let it thwack Yajirobe far away and beyond.
"Exactly."
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How'd ya like it? Don't worry, you'll find out what happens to 17 next chapter. What is the horrible monster lurking at the top of Mount-Fry-Pan? Will Vegeta realize that he actually created Trunks without realizing it at the time? Will 18 ever decide that he doesn't have to wear his thong anymore? And what about Krillin and Chiaozu? You'll have to find out! Let me know what you think peeps!
I don't own Dragonballz, Elmer's, or anything else for that matter.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Goku sped through the dense jungle at a rapid rate, deathly afraid of all that was colourful. Suddenly, there was a clearing, and the muscle-bound saiyajin found himself staring at a magnificent castle on top of what could only be Mount Fry-Pan.
"Yes!! I did it! I made it... wait a second... isn't there supposed to be a monster around here someplace?"
Goku looked around warily, those toucans hade certainly ruffled his feathers, and a monster was certainly NOT something he wanted to particularly deal with at this point. He heard... nothing. He saw... the mountain and the blue sky. He smelled... something horrible, probably a warthog fart.
"I guess the monster's at the top of the mountain, guarding their home. Once I kill it, I'll be free to capture the fry-pan-princess, and maybe grab a lasagna or two while I'm at it. Then, I'll get the reward, seduce Bulma and toss Dabura out into space where he'll shrivel up like a raisin! Unless of course demons don't need to breathe, but I'm pretty sure they do.
"I'm talking to myself again!! AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!"
After screaming at himself, the handsome man clothed in a blood red gi began his ascent by flight up towards the castle atop Mount Fry-Pan.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I always thought he was just a horrible tale told by my evil mother who caged me, but it's all true..." Trunks clutched 18 in terror, and started hyperventilating because of the lack of glue.
"I never knew anyone could grow, like, such a large afro man." Yajirobe stood there in shock, slightly apprehensive.
"Oh shit! Who's dumbass idea was this anyways?"
"Yours, oh prince of scantiness."
"Shut the hell up, android, do you have any idea who this is?"
"Of course I do! I'm not a complete IDIOT. Unfortunately, my stupid brother had to be an ace lawyer! Damn him! Damn him a thousand times until he collapses on the ground, weeping, sobbing, praising his twin sister!"
"Jealousy is a terrible thing, and I bet you're all jealous of me because... I'M THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!"
The four hastily jumped out of the tree house, leaving Hercule Sataan alone with his soap collection with pieces shaped like Jane Goodall and other nature buffs. Obviously, the man never used them for their actual purpose of cleansing onself, but he did talk to them.
"Well Janey, at least we had some company for a few seconds. I hope Aphezto gets back here soon. I miss that alligator.
"Did I ever tell you when I beat twenty polar bears single handedly? No? Well, I'll tell you. I was surrounded on all sides, and my audience was rapt with attention. So what if they were only penguins? They were smart penguins, because they knew that I'M THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!! So anyways, I punched the one bear..."
Five minutes later, the quartet was huffing and puffing... well, Yajirobe was anyway, and they had finally escaped the horrible sound of Hercule's endless bragging away to his soap collection.
"My virgin ears..."
"Like you'd ever be a virgin, Vegeta."
No sooner than the words fell from the largely girthed man's lips, Vegeta was banging Yajirobe's skull against a coconut tree, and the brown fruit (a coconut's a fruit, right?) fell on Vegeta's head, splitting on impact.
"Somebody's ego's a little too large there."
Vegeta just growled as the blond android snickered at her own joke. He would have to put up with the torture if he ever wanted to be fully clothed again. Sadly, it didn't look as though that would be happening anytime soon for the saiyajin prince.
"Great flame-haired one!"
Vegeta whipped his flame-haired head around to see who the hell dared to talk to him in such a rude manner, and to his amazement, saw a tiny male fairy dressed in brown coconut skin, white coconut flesh, and it had small pieces of green coconut leaves for wings. Unlike most fairies, this one was fat, dark-skinned and had bright red lips that only belonged on a street whore.
"Who the hell are you?"
"My name is Popo, and I am the coconut fairy of this forest! I was taking a nap several millennia ago, and when I woke up, I was trapped inside this coconut! I am forever in your debt for you have saved my sanity."
"Riight..."
Vegeta was seriously starting to wonder if this was just some cracked out dream, and was also desperately hoping it was, because then he'd wake up beside his big butted bald beauty, also known as Krillin. Suddenly, it occurred to him that this encounter with the fairy could be advantageous.
"Can you reverse spells?"
"Hmm." The tiny being thought for a moment, wrinkles appearing in his brow as Vegeta grew more and more impatient as each nanosecond went by, as he always seems to do. "It depends who cast it."
"A genie."
"I'm sorry, but a genie has much more power than I."
"Haha!! Sucker!!" 18 cackled gleefully, causing Trunks' eyes to go wide, and Yajirobe... to continue eating the broken coconut. He was famished, and 18's crazy behaviour was like second nature to him now, so he tolerated it easily.
"Can you cast spells?"
"Of course! But nothing too powerful, I mainly watch over the rainforest and make sure the plants grow, the sun shines, it rains..."
As if on cue, a large peal of thunder echoed throughout the canopy and the saiyajin prince, his son from the future, the rotund bounty hunter, the perverse femme fatale and the fat fairy found themselves drenched immediately.
"It rains a lot."
"No shit."
"You don't have to be so rude!"
"I'm your father, I can do whatever the hell I want!"
"You're not ACTUALLY my father, you're my father from the past. I'm not going to be born in this time line, remember?"
Vegeta remembered all right, he remembered how there was no protection whatsoever when he had coupled with that loudmouthed lilac-haired peasant, and how she seemed to think she was higher than him for some strange reason. It was also odd how she knew of Yajirobe's profession
as a bounty hunter.
"There's no way it could be her."
Trunks' face was one of confusion. "I didn't catch that, you were mumbling."
"It wasn't meant for you to hear."
"Are you talking to yourself?"
"Is there something WRONG with talking to oneself, you fat piece of crap?"
"Nothing, nothing at all!" whimpered Yajirobe as Vegeta was ready snap back a tree and let it thwack Yajirobe far away and beyond.
"Exactly."
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How'd ya like it? Don't worry, you'll find out what happens to 17 next chapter. What is the horrible monster lurking at the top of Mount-Fry-Pan? Will Vegeta realize that he actually created Trunks without realizing it at the time? Will 18 ever decide that he doesn't have to wear his thong anymore? And what about Krillin and Chiaozu? You'll have to find out! Let me know what you think peeps!
