Disclaimer: BAH! Everyone encounters this anyway so you people probably know what I will say after the ":". I don't own anything. Happy? I'm not.

A/N: For those waiting for the implied pairings, they will become more evident as the fic passes, ok? ^_^

Agiratou for the reviews! Luv u all! ^_^

Chapter 2: Favorite colors and foods: Complete with MORE hentai meaning by M-I

Hisoka: Well then, minna! Let's take a shot at the second question! ^0^ Hmm. What is/are your favorite color/s?

Kurapika: Red and Blue. I take pride in my tribe.

Leorio: Navy Blue rocks!

Killua: Black and white. Red is okay too before but ever since Gon stopped mw from killing.

Gon: Green! I've got a fetish for green! ^-^*

Hisoka: You do? You know, I like green too.

Kurapika: Hisokaaa. I'm warning you. *twitch*

Leorio: GREEN! AS IN * COLOR* GREEN! BUT YOU.! *shakes his head in disbelief *

Killua: You're green minded you moron!

Hisoka: See, Gon-chan? They say I'm GREEN minded. (A/N: Tsk. Taking advantage of the poor boy's innocents and lack of knowledge in that. er. field!~_~)

Gon: You are? ^_^

Hisoka: *huskily* More than you'll ever know ^_^

Gon: ?

Killua: @#!$%^*!!! ((Translation: When this is over, I'll BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP you BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!!))

Director: PLEASE!! *cries * There are kids watching!

Hisoka: Oh, shush. The only 'kids' watching this are peobably already in their teens.

Leorio: Yeah, they're allowed to get ideas.

Hisoka: And start with their own actual action. It's about time too.

Leorio: Yup. That is so right. I agree.

Hisoka: Good for you.

All: ... 0_0

Kurapika: LEORIO YOU SCUMBAG!! *grinds teeth and throws an anonymous pillow *

Killua: Who cares about the teen audiences! GON IS IN THE MERCY OF THAT PEDOPHILE RIGHT NOW! -

Gon: I am?

Killua: AND HE'S NOT A TEENAGER! -

Gon: I'm not?

Killua: Gon.

Gon; Yes?

Killua: Just. stop first and let me finish.

Gon: Okay! ^_^

Killua: Where did I leave off to?

Kurapika: Gon is not a teenager.

Killua: Oh. *clears throat * DO YOU UNDERSTAND???

Leorio: You did a comeback just to male a closing?

Killua: *series of curses * THAT'S NOT THE POINT, REOLIO!

Leorio: It's LEORIO!!

Killua: W-h-o c-a-r-e-s??

Leorio: *pouts * I resent that!

Kurapika: Killua.

Killua: What?

Kurapika: Gon IS a teenager.

Killua 0_o No kidding.

Gon: That's what I was trying to say! *^_^* Today is my birthday!

Killua:.... Oh shit! Today is May 5???

Hisoka: Here ^_^ *hands a pocket calendar before turning his attention on the boy in his lap * Ne, Gon-chan.

Gon: Hai?

Hisoka: Wanna celebrate your 'becoming of age' with me? *nears * I'm sure you'll have no regrets after spending 'it' with me.

Kurapika: Keep your dirty *censored * in your pants and for your information the legal age of maturity is 18, which I'm sure is VERY far from a minor who just turned 13 ten hours ago!

Hisoka: But it's not as if there is a side effect. After all he can't get preg-

Kurapika: AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *glass shatters *

All: OWWWWWWW!!!

~After 2 minutes of silence and ear-rubbing.~

Kurapika: *phew * Gon-kun, you didn't hear anything did you? ^_^

Gon: What? *shakes his head *

Kurapika: Good.

Gon: What?

Kurapika: Never mind.

Director: GODDAMIT! *shuffles out of the backstage * Kurapika! Who do you think you are?? A screaming BANSHEE??

Kurapika: * innocent look * Oh, no. It's a new technique in which I developed. See, all you have to do is concentrate your nen on your voice box and scream your head off.

Director:. Are you for real? *_*

Kurapika: No. It's called voice lessons, sir.

Director: *sweatdrop * Riiiiight. er. Okay everyone! 5 minute break to regain your hearing senses!!

~~~~

After 5 minutes.

Hisoka: Uh. Why don't we go on to the next and probably safer question. ^^;;

Kurapika: It's your fault.

Hisoka: Ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

All: *sweatdrop *

Hisoka: Q#3!! ^_^ What is your favorite food?

Kurapika: Carbonara. Though maybe beef stroganoff as well.

Leorio: Steak with mashed potatoes with buttered vegetables with. *drool *

Killua: Ice cream parfaits. Strawberry ones usually tastes best. *blush * and also any of Mito-san's cooking. (A/N: No. He's not blushing for Mito. -_- *pukes *)

Gon: As long as it is edible and not poisonous! ^-^

Hisoka: Wanna come to my flat?^_~ I'll cook a superb dinner, then we'll drink wine, then after we'll bathe in beautiful music, though a Jacuzzi would be better and THEN.

Killua: Maybe I ought to pay otousan to murder this one.

Kurapika: Yup. I guarantee it is worth it. *nods *

Leorio: How much? Maybe I can pitch in.

Hisoka: ^^; Hidoi, ne.

Kurapika: Shut up. This is your end! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All: !!!

Killua: Um. anyway, *glares at Hisoka * after we hire otousan, you won't be able to call Gon a fruit!

...........

Gon: Fruit?? 0_0

Killua: And you won't be chasing us anymore like the maniac that you are.

Gon: I'm a fruit??

Kurapika: AND you won't be able to kill innocents anymore.

Gon: Why am I a fruit??

Leorio: OR for all we know, *molest * innocents.

Gon: What did I do to become a fruit??

Hisoka: Nothing, hun. Your just not ripe yet ^_^

Gon: @_@ Ripe???

Killua: That's it. I'm gonna dial Kukulu mt. ASAP.

TBC.

A/N: Was that long? Nah. ^_^ Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho. I think I'm getting rather sleepy. -_-zzzzzzzzzz

Please read and review people! Have mercy! ~_~ All comments are welcomed.zzzzzzzz

Sweet dreams all, ^_^

-M-i-