Disclaimer: BAH! Everyone encounters this anyway so you people probably
know what I will say after the ":". I don't own anything. Happy? I'm not.
A/N: For those waiting for the implied pairings, they will become more evident as the fic passes, ok? ^_^
Agiratou for the reviews! Luv u all! ^_^
Chapter 2: Favorite colors and foods: Complete with MORE hentai meaning by M-I
Hisoka: Well then, minna! Let's take a shot at the second question! ^0^ Hmm. What is/are your favorite color/s?
Kurapika: Red and Blue. I take pride in my tribe.
Leorio: Navy Blue rocks!
Killua: Black and white. Red is okay too before but ever since Gon stopped mw from killing.
Gon: Green! I've got a fetish for green! ^-^*
Hisoka: You do? You know, I like green too.
Kurapika: Hisokaaa. I'm warning you. *twitch*
Leorio: GREEN! AS IN * COLOR* GREEN! BUT YOU.! *shakes his head in disbelief *
Killua: You're green minded you moron!
Hisoka: See, Gon-chan? They say I'm GREEN minded. (A/N: Tsk. Taking advantage of the poor boy's innocents and lack of knowledge in that. er. field!~_~)
Gon: You are? ^_^
Hisoka: *huskily* More than you'll ever know ^_^
Gon: ?
Killua: @#!$%^*!!! ((Translation: When this is over, I'll BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP you BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!!))
Director: PLEASE!! *cries * There are kids watching!
Hisoka: Oh, shush. The only 'kids' watching this are peobably already in their teens.
Leorio: Yeah, they're allowed to get ideas.
Hisoka: And start with their own actual action. It's about time too.
Leorio: Yup. That is so right. I agree.
Hisoka: Good for you.
All: ... 0_0
Kurapika: LEORIO YOU SCUMBAG!! *grinds teeth and throws an anonymous pillow *
Killua: Who cares about the teen audiences! GON IS IN THE MERCY OF THAT PEDOPHILE RIGHT NOW! -
Gon: I am?
Killua: AND HE'S NOT A TEENAGER! -
Gon: I'm not?
Killua: Gon.
Gon; Yes?
Killua: Just. stop first and let me finish.
Gon: Okay! ^_^
Killua: Where did I leave off to?
Kurapika: Gon is not a teenager.
Killua: Oh. *clears throat * DO YOU UNDERSTAND???
Leorio: You did a comeback just to male a closing?
Killua: *series of curses * THAT'S NOT THE POINT, REOLIO!
Leorio: It's LEORIO!!
Killua: W-h-o c-a-r-e-s??
Leorio: *pouts * I resent that!
Kurapika: Killua.
Killua: What?
Kurapika: Gon IS a teenager.
Killua 0_o No kidding.
Gon: That's what I was trying to say! *^_^* Today is my birthday!
Killua:.... Oh shit! Today is May 5???
Hisoka: Here ^_^ *hands a pocket calendar before turning his attention on the boy in his lap * Ne, Gon-chan.
Gon: Hai?
Hisoka: Wanna celebrate your 'becoming of age' with me? *nears * I'm sure you'll have no regrets after spending 'it' with me.
Kurapika: Keep your dirty *censored * in your pants and for your information the legal age of maturity is 18, which I'm sure is VERY far from a minor who just turned 13 ten hours ago!
Hisoka: But it's not as if there is a side effect. After all he can't get preg-
Kurapika: AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *glass shatters *
All: OWWWWWWW!!!
~After 2 minutes of silence and ear-rubbing.~
Kurapika: *phew * Gon-kun, you didn't hear anything did you? ^_^
Gon: What? *shakes his head *
Kurapika: Good.
Gon: What?
Kurapika: Never mind.
Director: GODDAMIT! *shuffles out of the backstage * Kurapika! Who do you think you are?? A screaming BANSHEE??
Kurapika: * innocent look * Oh, no. It's a new technique in which I developed. See, all you have to do is concentrate your nen on your voice box and scream your head off.
Director:. Are you for real? *_*
Kurapika: No. It's called voice lessons, sir.
Director: *sweatdrop * Riiiiight. er. Okay everyone! 5 minute break to regain your hearing senses!!
~~~~
After 5 minutes.
Hisoka: Uh. Why don't we go on to the next and probably safer question. ^^;;
Kurapika: It's your fault.
Hisoka: Ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
All: *sweatdrop *
Hisoka: Q#3!! ^_^ What is your favorite food?
Kurapika: Carbonara. Though maybe beef stroganoff as well.
Leorio: Steak with mashed potatoes with buttered vegetables with. *drool *
Killua: Ice cream parfaits. Strawberry ones usually tastes best. *blush * and also any of Mito-san's cooking. (A/N: No. He's not blushing for Mito. -_- *pukes *)
Gon: As long as it is edible and not poisonous! ^-^
Hisoka: Wanna come to my flat?^_~ I'll cook a superb dinner, then we'll drink wine, then after we'll bathe in beautiful music, though a Jacuzzi would be better and THEN.
Killua: Maybe I ought to pay otousan to murder this one.
Kurapika: Yup. I guarantee it is worth it. *nods *
Leorio: How much? Maybe I can pitch in.
Hisoka: ^^; Hidoi, ne.
Kurapika: Shut up. This is your end! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: !!!
Killua: Um. anyway, *glares at Hisoka * after we hire otousan, you won't be able to call Gon a fruit!
...........
Gon: Fruit?? 0_0
Killua: And you won't be chasing us anymore like the maniac that you are.
Gon: I'm a fruit??
Kurapika: AND you won't be able to kill innocents anymore.
Gon: Why am I a fruit??
Leorio: OR for all we know, *molest * innocents.
Gon: What did I do to become a fruit??
Hisoka: Nothing, hun. Your just not ripe yet ^_^
Gon: @_@ Ripe???
Killua: That's it. I'm gonna dial Kukulu mt. ASAP.
TBC.
A/N: Was that long? Nah. ^_^ Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho. I think I'm getting rather sleepy. -_-zzzzzzzzzz
Please read and review people! Have mercy! ~_~ All comments are welcomed.zzzzzzzz
Sweet dreams all, ^_^
-M-i-
A/N: For those waiting for the implied pairings, they will become more evident as the fic passes, ok? ^_^
Agiratou for the reviews! Luv u all! ^_^
Chapter 2: Favorite colors and foods: Complete with MORE hentai meaning by M-I
Hisoka: Well then, minna! Let's take a shot at the second question! ^0^ Hmm. What is/are your favorite color/s?
Kurapika: Red and Blue. I take pride in my tribe.
Leorio: Navy Blue rocks!
Killua: Black and white. Red is okay too before but ever since Gon stopped mw from killing.
Gon: Green! I've got a fetish for green! ^-^*
Hisoka: You do? You know, I like green too.
Kurapika: Hisokaaa. I'm warning you. *twitch*
Leorio: GREEN! AS IN * COLOR* GREEN! BUT YOU.! *shakes his head in disbelief *
Killua: You're green minded you moron!
Hisoka: See, Gon-chan? They say I'm GREEN minded. (A/N: Tsk. Taking advantage of the poor boy's innocents and lack of knowledge in that. er. field!~_~)
Gon: You are? ^_^
Hisoka: *huskily* More than you'll ever know ^_^
Gon: ?
Killua: @#!$%^*!!! ((Translation: When this is over, I'll BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP you BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!!))
Director: PLEASE!! *cries * There are kids watching!
Hisoka: Oh, shush. The only 'kids' watching this are peobably already in their teens.
Leorio: Yeah, they're allowed to get ideas.
Hisoka: And start with their own actual action. It's about time too.
Leorio: Yup. That is so right. I agree.
Hisoka: Good for you.
All: ... 0_0
Kurapika: LEORIO YOU SCUMBAG!! *grinds teeth and throws an anonymous pillow *
Killua: Who cares about the teen audiences! GON IS IN THE MERCY OF THAT PEDOPHILE RIGHT NOW! -
Gon: I am?
Killua: AND HE'S NOT A TEENAGER! -
Gon: I'm not?
Killua: Gon.
Gon; Yes?
Killua: Just. stop first and let me finish.
Gon: Okay! ^_^
Killua: Where did I leave off to?
Kurapika: Gon is not a teenager.
Killua: Oh. *clears throat * DO YOU UNDERSTAND???
Leorio: You did a comeback just to male a closing?
Killua: *series of curses * THAT'S NOT THE POINT, REOLIO!
Leorio: It's LEORIO!!
Killua: W-h-o c-a-r-e-s??
Leorio: *pouts * I resent that!
Kurapika: Killua.
Killua: What?
Kurapika: Gon IS a teenager.
Killua 0_o No kidding.
Gon: That's what I was trying to say! *^_^* Today is my birthday!
Killua:.... Oh shit! Today is May 5???
Hisoka: Here ^_^ *hands a pocket calendar before turning his attention on the boy in his lap * Ne, Gon-chan.
Gon: Hai?
Hisoka: Wanna celebrate your 'becoming of age' with me? *nears * I'm sure you'll have no regrets after spending 'it' with me.
Kurapika: Keep your dirty *censored * in your pants and for your information the legal age of maturity is 18, which I'm sure is VERY far from a minor who just turned 13 ten hours ago!
Hisoka: But it's not as if there is a side effect. After all he can't get preg-
Kurapika: AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *glass shatters *
All: OWWWWWWW!!!
~After 2 minutes of silence and ear-rubbing.~
Kurapika: *phew * Gon-kun, you didn't hear anything did you? ^_^
Gon: What? *shakes his head *
Kurapika: Good.
Gon: What?
Kurapika: Never mind.
Director: GODDAMIT! *shuffles out of the backstage * Kurapika! Who do you think you are?? A screaming BANSHEE??
Kurapika: * innocent look * Oh, no. It's a new technique in which I developed. See, all you have to do is concentrate your nen on your voice box and scream your head off.
Director:. Are you for real? *_*
Kurapika: No. It's called voice lessons, sir.
Director: *sweatdrop * Riiiiight. er. Okay everyone! 5 minute break to regain your hearing senses!!
~~~~
After 5 minutes.
Hisoka: Uh. Why don't we go on to the next and probably safer question. ^^;;
Kurapika: It's your fault.
Hisoka: Ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
All: *sweatdrop *
Hisoka: Q#3!! ^_^ What is your favorite food?
Kurapika: Carbonara. Though maybe beef stroganoff as well.
Leorio: Steak with mashed potatoes with buttered vegetables with. *drool *
Killua: Ice cream parfaits. Strawberry ones usually tastes best. *blush * and also any of Mito-san's cooking. (A/N: No. He's not blushing for Mito. -_- *pukes *)
Gon: As long as it is edible and not poisonous! ^-^
Hisoka: Wanna come to my flat?^_~ I'll cook a superb dinner, then we'll drink wine, then after we'll bathe in beautiful music, though a Jacuzzi would be better and THEN.
Killua: Maybe I ought to pay otousan to murder this one.
Kurapika: Yup. I guarantee it is worth it. *nods *
Leorio: How much? Maybe I can pitch in.
Hisoka: ^^; Hidoi, ne.
Kurapika: Shut up. This is your end! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: !!!
Killua: Um. anyway, *glares at Hisoka * after we hire otousan, you won't be able to call Gon a fruit!
...........
Gon: Fruit?? 0_0
Killua: And you won't be chasing us anymore like the maniac that you are.
Gon: I'm a fruit??
Kurapika: AND you won't be able to kill innocents anymore.
Gon: Why am I a fruit??
Leorio: OR for all we know, *molest * innocents.
Gon: What did I do to become a fruit??
Hisoka: Nothing, hun. Your just not ripe yet ^_^
Gon: @_@ Ripe???
Killua: That's it. I'm gonna dial Kukulu mt. ASAP.
TBC.
A/N: Was that long? Nah. ^_^ Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho. I think I'm getting rather sleepy. -_-zzzzzzzzzz
Please read and review people! Have mercy! ~_~ All comments are welcomed.zzzzzzzz
Sweet dreams all, ^_^
-M-i-
