Disclaimer: What's with disclaimer? No matter how much you claim, it can never be yours *sob *

A/N: Well, I'd like this fic to cover everything so everyone gets satisfied, ne? ^_^ so Gineiryodan members may come as a sequel of this! *cheers * But in reality, I'm a diehard KilluaXGon fan ^0^ though, I wouldn't mind that absolutely scrumptious Hisoka. *sly grin *

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*cough * I'm getting a little carried away ^^; Anyway, don't forget to read and review beloved readers! ^-^ Thank you for all previous reviewers especially! ^_^ I update fast? Really? Lol Maybe because it's vacation but it's ending. (

KilluaXGon, LeorioXKurapika, HisokaXGon, HisokaXIllumiXHisoka, and attempted KuroroXIllumi for 2 seconds -_-

Chapter 3: Illumi or Kuroro?

Killua: Damn. Father's out. *tucks away his cell *

Kurapika: You mean this freak gets to live longer?

Leorio: I always knew life was unfair. *shrugs *

Hisoka: *dramatic pose * Oh! The cruelty! *crocodile tears *

Gon: *sweatdrop * Ano. I think the audience is getting impatient. ^_^ (A/N: Finally! Someone sensible!) Now can somebody tell me why I was associated with a non-ripe fruit? (A/N: Good God. I spoke too soon.)

Hisoka: Sou ne. *gets up from his position on the floor and grabs a Kleenex tissue to dab tears* ^_^ Well! I'm back in commission!

All: *grunt *

Hisoka: Nani?

All: *cheers *

Hisoka: That's better ^_^ Q#4!!! Oro. 0_0 Who do you like better? Illumi or Kuroro? OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! Mememememememememememe!!! *waves hand frantically*

Leorio: Keep quiet. You're not part of this.

Hisoka: Hey! I'm also a HXH character! :O Illumi-chan is better!!! ^0^ He doesn't disappoint me UNLIKE OTHERS WHO DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT and is quite a looker too.

Unknown voice far away: PUT A SOCK IN IT! BLAME IT ON THAT CHAIN-GUY-WHO- OBVIOUSLY-COULD-HAVE-LIVED-BETTER-AS-A-GIRL!!

Kurapika: YOU!!! Show yourself and face me like a man!!!!! *Leorio and Killua desperately hold his arms back *

Voice: OH! I CAN DO THAT! BUT I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN FACE *ME * LIKE A MAN!!!

Kurapika: BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!!! At least I don't wear crosses on my back, much less forehead you geek!!!!! Talk about fashion sense! AND WHAT'S WITH THAT CHICKEN FEATHER-COMPILATION ON YOUR NECK!?

Voice: WELL AT LEAST MY CROSS ONLY APPLIES PHYSICALLY! HECK, I DON'T CROSSDRESS LIKE YOU DO!!!

Kurapika: WHO SAID I WAS CROSSDRESSING YOU BIMBO??!!!

Voice: WELL, YOU HAVEN'T PROVEN THAT YOU'RE A MAN OR A WOMAN!

Kurapika: I DON'T HAVE TO! I'M FLAT CHESTED IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!

Voice: I'VE MET MANY WOMEN WHO ARE FLAT CHESTED!

Kurapika: YEAH WELL, WHAT IS FLAT CHESTED TO YOU?? MACHI?? OH, WAIT! I KNOW! *PAKUNODA *! (A/N: If Paku was flat chested, I don't wanna think those who aren't.)

Voice: OH *NOW * YOU'RE INSULTING MY LEGS!!

Kurapika: What the hell.! YOU'RE LEGS???

Voice: YOU KNOW, I'M THE HEAD. THEY'RE THE LEGS. SOME ARE-

Kurapika: Alright! Alright! I should have known better than to argue with a chicken spawn like you.

Voice: HEY!

Killua: Oh, good. Then you can lay off Gon now. *whistles *

Hisoka: Says who? ^^

Killua: Aw, man!

Kurapika: I like Illumi better!! That rotten spider can rot in hell for all I care!

Leorio: Well. I think I like Kuroro better. Illumi gives me the creeps and those pins that can mutate you like instant surgery.~_~;;

Killua: Illumi. Duh he's my brother. But I really don't like the way he threatens my *blush * relationship with Gon. (A/N: Fantasizing again huh? Poor Killu. *grins *)

Illumi/Kuroro: WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU???

Leorio: @_* WANT ME TO REMINISCE?? I CAN STATE *EVERYTHING * YOU HAVE DONE TO US!!!

Illumi/Kuroro: .. You're no fair. I'm gonna tell in you! You'll see! MOMEEEEEE!!!

All: *sweatdrop *

Gon: Kuroro has a mum? Woooooo...

Killua: Dunno. Though I'm sure even if aniki calls for okasaan we're approximately 10,256,800 miles away from home.

Gon: Oh. ^^

Illumi: MOMEEE!!! WHY WON'T YOU COME FOR ME???

Killua: Baka! Let me see, 1) she's busy, 2) its expensive 3) she doesn't know where you are and 4), the most important, YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Illumi: Major ouchies. WHY did I ever have a brother like you, I wouldn't know. -_-

Killua: MU, bro! MU! *peace sign. not! *

Illumi: *grumbles *........... Maybe I can try my luck getting hitched with Kuroro.

All: Nani???!

Hisoka: T_T Devastations! You'll dump me??? Not now! When I can make a delicious threesome with this cutie!

Killua/Kurapika/Leorio: Don't you dare!!!!

Illumi: -_-;; Since when did we ever become a couple you perv.

Hisoka: *grins * (takes out the marker and his script )

Illumi: 0H-NO-YOU-DON'T. *tackles Hisoka for the marker sending Gon flying upwards and landing on Killua's lap. *

Gon: Konnichiwa! ^_^

Killua: *blushes like 100% Del Monte tomato sauce with lycopene *

~ Fight cloud between Hisoka and Illumi continues~

.......... @_@

After 30 mins.

Kurapika: *whistles while filing his nail to pass time *

Kuroro: I knew it! You're no guy!!!

Kurapika: *glares and starts to take out his chains * Don't start with me chicken.

Kuroro: *ignores threat * NO GUY FILES HIS NAILS!^0^

Kurapika: @#!$%6&!

Kuroro: Wait! *scratches head * No girl can curse that heavily either. You sure have a dirty mouth.

Kurapika: Why, thank you. Don't worry, it's reserved OOOOOOOOOOONLY for you! *smiles sweetly *

Kuroro:....

Kurapika:...

Kuroro: Are you hitting on me? Cuz you know-

Kurapika: *falls over *

Leorio: -_-;; Pedro. Help me find salvation within these goofballs.

TBC..

A/N: Well, this chap didn't come that fast did it? ^_^ Gomen! Couldn't sleep so I decided to continue with the other one. Anyway, hope you like it!

Review, minna-san! ^^

Next chap: Letters from fan mail???