Disclaimer is still the same disclaimer people. Don't you just get tired of
it?
A/N: Arigatou for the reviews once again ^_^ Just tell me if you want this to continue or if I should stop this ok? We don't want to disappoint readers now, do we? Well, here it is! Well, Gineryodan members aren't supposed to be here yet until the sequel but a little guest starring wouldn't hurt right? ^^ Oh, I know under that stoic face Kuroro-sama is enjoying the attention.
Listen to Gravitation-Nittle Grasper (piano version). It's making me cry right now ;_;. Actually, it's makes me want to cry every time I hear it just like Suichi's theme.
*grunt*
This is a bad morning. And it's New year too *sigh *.
::I'm a very grateful author and I would like to respond to reviews no matter what they are^^ :
Wusai: Thank u for the reviews ^_^*!! Ur the first reviewer too! Duomo! Er. its not like Kurapika was hitting on Kuroro ^^;;
Lauren-sama: thanks for still enjoying it ^^ tell me if ur getting tired already ok? need comments and I accept flames even ^^;;
Aroe: yes. And Gon will remain the innocent thing that he is ^^.. Well, not for long if Hisoka is around ^_~. *gasps * OR Killua. *swoon *
Quince: Arigatou! ^_^ I'll write more then.
White Meteor: hai! Illumi and Kuroro adds spunk! ^-^ and I'll make sure that wasn't the last time they appear *grin *
Amakasu toko: ^^;; u sound REALLY happy about the kurapika and killua bashing in chap 3 aren't u? then here is chap 4 also for u, toko-chan ^_^ Arigatou gozaimasu!
FiendisHSerapH: Sankyu! ^_^ Yes, I'm a Filipino. I read your fic New Years Trippings? Hahaha. Actually, it's my first ever read Filipino fic ^^ Maybe the language adds to the uniqueness of it. Oh! The fruit! I can't guess it!. Is it Durian? No? lol ^^
Please R&R! ^_^
Chapter 4: Letters from fan mail???
Hisoka: Are? Gon-chan doko? T_T
Gon: Here ^_^
Hisoka: You. You LEFT ME!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *cries out loud and starts throwing cards everywhere in depression*
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *runs around frantically*
Killua: *talks on his mobile * Hello? Aniki?? Quick! -
(Other end) Voice message: BLEEP.. I am not in my room and if I am not in my room then probably I am not at home at all. Please leave a message and it will be sent immediately to who knows where I am currently, the servants will know-
Killua: Aniki!! Take your stupid freak clown lover-
Voice message: BLEEP oh, yes. If it is something about Hisoka, forget it and just in case you called me about him because you are speculating or teasing me about the usually common HisokaXillumi pairings you see on fanfiction.net-
Killua: *sweatdrop *
Voice message: I'll make sure to trace the message down and hunt you personally. Other than that BLEEP request for needed assassinations, please refer to my father and contact me afterwards. BLEEP (operator) : You may leave your message. BLEEEEP.
Killua: Uh. Hey. Um. Just wanted to say 'hi'. Byyyyeee!!! ^^;;;
Gon: What are you doing????? 0_0 Stop! Stop!
Kurapika: Good! Now we have every reason to put him here! *grabs an all purpose straight jacket *
Leorio: Where did you get *that *?
Kurapika: This? I carry it around just in case you jump on me right after shower.
Leorio: Jump at you??? You still remember that incident?? I DID NOT try to jump on you!
Kurapika: After that fortunate and heavenly sign that God made to warn me of you perverted animalistic nature, good thing it was early too before I got myself more falsely acquainted with you, I have further blessed myself with. these. *Bring out a suitcase *
Leorio: I DID NOT JUMP ON YOU! Eh? What's that?
Kurapika: *opens the suitcase and reveals a set of lethal injections. packets of iocaine. knives. *
Leorio: *GULP *
Kurapika: *. binds. leather .?. uh. vibr- * STOP! *shuts the suitcase *
Leorio: ?
Kurapika: *grumbles * (Defense tools my ass! What the hell was *that *??)
Leorio: Kurapika? 0_o
Kurapika: *growls * ( I swear I'll kill the one who sent me this! A/N: Have mercy! *covers mouth * woops. :D )
Leorio: What were those?
Kurapika: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!!
Leorio: Yup. Okay. I didn't see anything. No problem. Anything else?
Kurapika: Shut up and sit!
Leorio: H-hai! *shakes nervously * ~_~;;
~Director pops out~
Director: *carries a pile of white envelopes * Hey! Hey! Hisoka!
Hisoka: *continues his tantrum and audience slaughtering*
Director: HISOKA!!
Hisoka: *doesn't hear a thing and continues to wail on the floor *
Directior: Your admirers are here.
Hisoka: *quickly settles down, stands up, powdered his face, redoes his make up, applied gel on his hair and dusted his clothes ^^; * Really? *smiles charmingly * Where?
All: .
Director: *comes up and drops the letters on Hisoka, drowning half of him *
Hisoka: Oro? Nani kore ?
Director: Speaking of admirers, these are fan mails.
Hisoka: Ohohohoho! I knew I was famous but you could have waited till the show ended! ^0^
Director: BAKA! *whacks Hisoka with a harisen * A/N: huh? Did Sanzo lend you that? *_*
Hisoka: Itai! *rubs the sore spot * ;_;
Director: Half of this show is dedicated to answering fan mail, you dolt! *silence * Did you read the script? -_-
Hisoka: Iye. ^________^
Director: *sweatdrop * and you still had the nerve to change it with that stupid Marker. ~_~
Hisoka: Hai hai! Then I'll start opening one! *opens the first envelope * Lets see. Oh! It's for me! ^0^
Leorio: Throw it away or read it later.
Hisoka: I already told you that I am part of HXH! I have my rights! Hah! Just in case, cause I knew that you'd be bullying me, I BROUGHT MY OWN COPY OF HUNTERxHUNTER CHARACTER RIGHTS! * points an evil finger at each and everyone of them * You can't harm me! You can't sue me!
Killua: Who do you think you are? God? *snorts *
Gon: You already killed too many ^^;; that's a violation of anime rights to life.
Hisoka: *shrugs * their creators can draw them again if their role is that important.
All: _;;
Hisoka: ANYWAY! Q#1!
Dear Hisoka,
I was just wondering why you keep on calling Gon a fruit. Is there a meaning behind it? And why do you laugh like a maniac all the time? Do you feel ticklish? What's with the clown suit?
Hisoka: *twitch *
Don't you find it hard to walk in your shoes? Why do you constantly chase after Gon and Killua?
Hisoka: *twitch * *twitch *
Do you-
Hisoka: ENOUGH!! 0
All: !!!
Hisoka: *ahem * The answer to that is.
( You can clearly hear the beating of the heart and all that crap.)
Hisoka: H-I-M-I-T-S-U. ^______________________^ *takes out a Japanese fan with the word fruit written in Chinese *
Gon: Fruit??
Killua: Gon, lets not start with that again ^^;
Leorio: but what about-
Hisoka: Oh. And my dress code is strictly mine.
Leorio: the can I ask-
Hisoka: No you may not. ^_^
Leorio:. *_*
Gon: But you didn't answer-
Hisoka: SECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND QUESTION! ^0^ *ahem *
Dear HXH characters,
Is there a truth behind the pairings? Like KilluaXGon or LeorioXKurapika or HisokaXIllumi?
~Complete silence for 3 minutes~
Killua: *blushes like hell *
Kurapika: *scoff * ME??? WITH. WITH *THAT * PERVERT???
Leorio: Hey! I am not a pervert!
Kurapika: NO WAY! (A/N: How old is Kurapika? Maybe he's in the self-denial stage.)
Leorio: As if! Who'd want to be paired up with a homosapien who you can't even ensure is a guy or a girl?? Did I say homosapien? Maybe I should have stopped at HOMO!
Kurapika: *jaw drop * THAT'S IT BUSTER! WANT TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE???
Hisoka/Killua/Gon: Lover's quarrel AGAIN. *whistles *
Kurapika/Leorio: NO IT'S NOT! *blush *
Gon: Then why are you both as red as strawberries? ^^
Killua: And getting all sweaty.
Kurapika/Leorio: WE'RE NOT!! /////
Hisoka: Hell, yes ^-^! *starts to sing * Don't deny it~~~ don't deny it~~~ even the apple of my eye here sees it~~~ ^0^
Killua: Apple of my eye?? *bares fangs *
Gon: Apple of your eye? Where?
Hisoka: ^^;;; I thought you could see and know that stuff already.
Gon: What stuff? *looks innocent *
Hisoka/Killua: Nevermind.
Director: People people! Let's get back to the question again! PROPERLY this time!
~~~~~~~~~~ 3,2,1... Go!
Hisoka: Well? What do you have to say to the pairings?^^
Kurapika: Absolutely not. *still red *
Leorio: Revolting. *remembers what he thought he had seen in the suitcase * (A/N: Mwahahahahahahaha. eek! )
Killua: A-ano. (*sigh * I wish.)
Gon: Of course there is. ^_^
All: NANI?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!!
Killua: *falls over, red as the usual tomato with lycopene but with a SEVERE nosebleed*
Hisoka: D-doushite? T_T *sniff *
Gon: *looks innocently again * Well, I am always with Killua and we're best friends so it is more likely that we'll be paired up with each other, don't you think? ^_^
All: (Actually, they didn't expect that kind of answer from the simplest of minds -_-)
Kurapika: A-Aa. Demo, Gon-kun, the question is that of it holds some truth.
Gon: As long as Killua's fine with it, then it's fine with me! ^_^
Killua: *still hasn't recovered but had a goofy smile plastered on *
Hisoka: Why aren't there many HisokaXGon fics??;_;
Killua: *suddenly awakes * Cuz more people think that it's a stupid pairing! Hah!
Hisoka: *suddenly crumbles to the floor, the stage dims and a spotlight directs on him * I AM SO BELITTLED!!! NOBODY LOVES MEEEEEE!!!! (A/N: Awwww!! That's not true! I'll adopt you!! ^0^ *stares at the murderous Hisoka fans behind her * AAACCKK!!)
Gon: *looks with sympathy and walks over * That's not true! I'm here! ^_^ (A/N: Gon! You pure minded gaki! Get away while you still can! )
Hisoka: *puppy eyes * Hontou?? *grabs him on the waist and nuzzles Gon *
Gon: Er. hai ^^;;;;
Hisoka: *eyes suddenly glinting before tossing Gon over his shoulders *
Gon: Ack!
Killua: *fumes * WHAT THE *BLEEP * ARE YOU DOING!!???
Kurapika: DROP THAT CHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!
Leorio: Wait. (cleans his ears after Kurapika's soprano screeching ) *cough * WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING HIM???! PUT HIM DOWN!
Hisoka: *runs away * BYYYYYYYYYYYEE MINNA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! I'LL GIVE *FULL DETAILS * IN THE MORNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!!
(Killua, Kurapika and Leorio gives a chase..)
**************THEN WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE TALK SHOW??*********
************************ WILL IT END THERE??? **********************
***************************** NAH! ^_^ *********************************
Director: PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!! CATCH THAT CLOWN!!
Security guards: *tackles Hisoka *
Hisoka: Hey!
Audiences: *jumps on top *
Hisoka: It's getting heavy! @_@
Anonymous fans in the sidelines: *jumps on the people mountain accumulating *
Hisoka: AAAAAAA!!!
Killua, Kurapika, Leorio: *jumps for the finale *
Hisoka: * chokes * H-HEL..P. @_8
Director: Good work men!
Gon: *comes flying down from where he was tossed up when the security guards tackled Hisoka and landed on. the pile of people ^^;;)
Hisoka: OOF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *gasps * I made dinner reservations!!!!
TBC. ^^;;
A/N: I'm pooped!! 0 Was that long??? Almost 10 pages!! *catches breath * Phew! Well, Happy New Year minna! ^_^
Read and review please! Luv u all! ^^
-M-i-
A/N: Arigatou for the reviews once again ^_^ Just tell me if you want this to continue or if I should stop this ok? We don't want to disappoint readers now, do we? Well, here it is! Well, Gineryodan members aren't supposed to be here yet until the sequel but a little guest starring wouldn't hurt right? ^^ Oh, I know under that stoic face Kuroro-sama is enjoying the attention.
Listen to Gravitation-Nittle Grasper (piano version). It's making me cry right now ;_;. Actually, it's makes me want to cry every time I hear it just like Suichi's theme.
*grunt*
This is a bad morning. And it's New year too *sigh *.
::I'm a very grateful author and I would like to respond to reviews no matter what they are^^ :
Wusai: Thank u for the reviews ^_^*!! Ur the first reviewer too! Duomo! Er. its not like Kurapika was hitting on Kuroro ^^;;
Lauren-sama: thanks for still enjoying it ^^ tell me if ur getting tired already ok? need comments and I accept flames even ^^;;
Aroe: yes. And Gon will remain the innocent thing that he is ^^.. Well, not for long if Hisoka is around ^_~. *gasps * OR Killua. *swoon *
Quince: Arigatou! ^_^ I'll write more then.
White Meteor: hai! Illumi and Kuroro adds spunk! ^-^ and I'll make sure that wasn't the last time they appear *grin *
Amakasu toko: ^^;; u sound REALLY happy about the kurapika and killua bashing in chap 3 aren't u? then here is chap 4 also for u, toko-chan ^_^ Arigatou gozaimasu!
FiendisHSerapH: Sankyu! ^_^ Yes, I'm a Filipino. I read your fic New Years Trippings? Hahaha. Actually, it's my first ever read Filipino fic ^^ Maybe the language adds to the uniqueness of it. Oh! The fruit! I can't guess it!. Is it Durian? No? lol ^^
Please R&R! ^_^
Chapter 4: Letters from fan mail???
Hisoka: Are? Gon-chan doko? T_T
Gon: Here ^_^
Hisoka: You. You LEFT ME!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *cries out loud and starts throwing cards everywhere in depression*
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *runs around frantically*
Killua: *talks on his mobile * Hello? Aniki?? Quick! -
(Other end) Voice message: BLEEP.. I am not in my room and if I am not in my room then probably I am not at home at all. Please leave a message and it will be sent immediately to who knows where I am currently, the servants will know-
Killua: Aniki!! Take your stupid freak clown lover-
Voice message: BLEEP oh, yes. If it is something about Hisoka, forget it and just in case you called me about him because you are speculating or teasing me about the usually common HisokaXillumi pairings you see on fanfiction.net-
Killua: *sweatdrop *
Voice message: I'll make sure to trace the message down and hunt you personally. Other than that BLEEP request for needed assassinations, please refer to my father and contact me afterwards. BLEEP (operator) : You may leave your message. BLEEEEP.
Killua: Uh. Hey. Um. Just wanted to say 'hi'. Byyyyeee!!! ^^;;;
Gon: What are you doing????? 0_0 Stop! Stop!
Kurapika: Good! Now we have every reason to put him here! *grabs an all purpose straight jacket *
Leorio: Where did you get *that *?
Kurapika: This? I carry it around just in case you jump on me right after shower.
Leorio: Jump at you??? You still remember that incident?? I DID NOT try to jump on you!
Kurapika: After that fortunate and heavenly sign that God made to warn me of you perverted animalistic nature, good thing it was early too before I got myself more falsely acquainted with you, I have further blessed myself with. these. *Bring out a suitcase *
Leorio: I DID NOT JUMP ON YOU! Eh? What's that?
Kurapika: *opens the suitcase and reveals a set of lethal injections. packets of iocaine. knives. *
Leorio: *GULP *
Kurapika: *. binds. leather .?. uh. vibr- * STOP! *shuts the suitcase *
Leorio: ?
Kurapika: *grumbles * (Defense tools my ass! What the hell was *that *??)
Leorio: Kurapika? 0_o
Kurapika: *growls * ( I swear I'll kill the one who sent me this! A/N: Have mercy! *covers mouth * woops. :D )
Leorio: What were those?
Kurapika: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!!
Leorio: Yup. Okay. I didn't see anything. No problem. Anything else?
Kurapika: Shut up and sit!
Leorio: H-hai! *shakes nervously * ~_~;;
~Director pops out~
Director: *carries a pile of white envelopes * Hey! Hey! Hisoka!
Hisoka: *continues his tantrum and audience slaughtering*
Director: HISOKA!!
Hisoka: *doesn't hear a thing and continues to wail on the floor *
Directior: Your admirers are here.
Hisoka: *quickly settles down, stands up, powdered his face, redoes his make up, applied gel on his hair and dusted his clothes ^^; * Really? *smiles charmingly * Where?
All: .
Director: *comes up and drops the letters on Hisoka, drowning half of him *
Hisoka: Oro? Nani kore ?
Director: Speaking of admirers, these are fan mails.
Hisoka: Ohohohoho! I knew I was famous but you could have waited till the show ended! ^0^
Director: BAKA! *whacks Hisoka with a harisen * A/N: huh? Did Sanzo lend you that? *_*
Hisoka: Itai! *rubs the sore spot * ;_;
Director: Half of this show is dedicated to answering fan mail, you dolt! *silence * Did you read the script? -_-
Hisoka: Iye. ^________^
Director: *sweatdrop * and you still had the nerve to change it with that stupid Marker. ~_~
Hisoka: Hai hai! Then I'll start opening one! *opens the first envelope * Lets see. Oh! It's for me! ^0^
Leorio: Throw it away or read it later.
Hisoka: I already told you that I am part of HXH! I have my rights! Hah! Just in case, cause I knew that you'd be bullying me, I BROUGHT MY OWN COPY OF HUNTERxHUNTER CHARACTER RIGHTS! * points an evil finger at each and everyone of them * You can't harm me! You can't sue me!
Killua: Who do you think you are? God? *snorts *
Gon: You already killed too many ^^;; that's a violation of anime rights to life.
Hisoka: *shrugs * their creators can draw them again if their role is that important.
All: _;;
Hisoka: ANYWAY! Q#1!
Dear Hisoka,
I was just wondering why you keep on calling Gon a fruit. Is there a meaning behind it? And why do you laugh like a maniac all the time? Do you feel ticklish? What's with the clown suit?
Hisoka: *twitch *
Don't you find it hard to walk in your shoes? Why do you constantly chase after Gon and Killua?
Hisoka: *twitch * *twitch *
Do you-
Hisoka: ENOUGH!! 0
All: !!!
Hisoka: *ahem * The answer to that is.
( You can clearly hear the beating of the heart and all that crap.)
Hisoka: H-I-M-I-T-S-U. ^______________________^ *takes out a Japanese fan with the word fruit written in Chinese *
Gon: Fruit??
Killua: Gon, lets not start with that again ^^;
Leorio: but what about-
Hisoka: Oh. And my dress code is strictly mine.
Leorio: the can I ask-
Hisoka: No you may not. ^_^
Leorio:. *_*
Gon: But you didn't answer-
Hisoka: SECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND QUESTION! ^0^ *ahem *
Dear HXH characters,
Is there a truth behind the pairings? Like KilluaXGon or LeorioXKurapika or HisokaXIllumi?
~Complete silence for 3 minutes~
Killua: *blushes like hell *
Kurapika: *scoff * ME??? WITH. WITH *THAT * PERVERT???
Leorio: Hey! I am not a pervert!
Kurapika: NO WAY! (A/N: How old is Kurapika? Maybe he's in the self-denial stage.)
Leorio: As if! Who'd want to be paired up with a homosapien who you can't even ensure is a guy or a girl?? Did I say homosapien? Maybe I should have stopped at HOMO!
Kurapika: *jaw drop * THAT'S IT BUSTER! WANT TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE???
Hisoka/Killua/Gon: Lover's quarrel AGAIN. *whistles *
Kurapika/Leorio: NO IT'S NOT! *blush *
Gon: Then why are you both as red as strawberries? ^^
Killua: And getting all sweaty.
Kurapika/Leorio: WE'RE NOT!! /////
Hisoka: Hell, yes ^-^! *starts to sing * Don't deny it~~~ don't deny it~~~ even the apple of my eye here sees it~~~ ^0^
Killua: Apple of my eye?? *bares fangs *
Gon: Apple of your eye? Where?
Hisoka: ^^;;; I thought you could see and know that stuff already.
Gon: What stuff? *looks innocent *
Hisoka/Killua: Nevermind.
Director: People people! Let's get back to the question again! PROPERLY this time!
~~~~~~~~~~ 3,2,1... Go!
Hisoka: Well? What do you have to say to the pairings?^^
Kurapika: Absolutely not. *still red *
Leorio: Revolting. *remembers what he thought he had seen in the suitcase * (A/N: Mwahahahahahahaha. eek! )
Killua: A-ano. (*sigh * I wish.)
Gon: Of course there is. ^_^
All: NANI?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!!
Killua: *falls over, red as the usual tomato with lycopene but with a SEVERE nosebleed*
Hisoka: D-doushite? T_T *sniff *
Gon: *looks innocently again * Well, I am always with Killua and we're best friends so it is more likely that we'll be paired up with each other, don't you think? ^_^
All: (Actually, they didn't expect that kind of answer from the simplest of minds -_-)
Kurapika: A-Aa. Demo, Gon-kun, the question is that of it holds some truth.
Gon: As long as Killua's fine with it, then it's fine with me! ^_^
Killua: *still hasn't recovered but had a goofy smile plastered on *
Hisoka: Why aren't there many HisokaXGon fics??;_;
Killua: *suddenly awakes * Cuz more people think that it's a stupid pairing! Hah!
Hisoka: *suddenly crumbles to the floor, the stage dims and a spotlight directs on him * I AM SO BELITTLED!!! NOBODY LOVES MEEEEEE!!!! (A/N: Awwww!! That's not true! I'll adopt you!! ^0^ *stares at the murderous Hisoka fans behind her * AAACCKK!!)
Gon: *looks with sympathy and walks over * That's not true! I'm here! ^_^ (A/N: Gon! You pure minded gaki! Get away while you still can! )
Hisoka: *puppy eyes * Hontou?? *grabs him on the waist and nuzzles Gon *
Gon: Er. hai ^^;;;;
Hisoka: *eyes suddenly glinting before tossing Gon over his shoulders *
Gon: Ack!
Killua: *fumes * WHAT THE *BLEEP * ARE YOU DOING!!???
Kurapika: DROP THAT CHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!
Leorio: Wait. (cleans his ears after Kurapika's soprano screeching ) *cough * WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING HIM???! PUT HIM DOWN!
Hisoka: *runs away * BYYYYYYYYYYYEE MINNA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! I'LL GIVE *FULL DETAILS * IN THE MORNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!!
(Killua, Kurapika and Leorio gives a chase..)
**************THEN WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE TALK SHOW??*********
************************ WILL IT END THERE??? **********************
***************************** NAH! ^_^ *********************************
Director: PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!! CATCH THAT CLOWN!!
Security guards: *tackles Hisoka *
Hisoka: Hey!
Audiences: *jumps on top *
Hisoka: It's getting heavy! @_@
Anonymous fans in the sidelines: *jumps on the people mountain accumulating *
Hisoka: AAAAAAA!!!
Killua, Kurapika, Leorio: *jumps for the finale *
Hisoka: * chokes * H-HEL..P. @_8
Director: Good work men!
Gon: *comes flying down from where he was tossed up when the security guards tackled Hisoka and landed on. the pile of people ^^;;)
Hisoka: OOF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *gasps * I made dinner reservations!!!!
TBC. ^^;;
A/N: I'm pooped!! 0 Was that long??? Almost 10 pages!! *catches breath * Phew! Well, Happy New Year minna! ^_^
Read and review please! Luv u all! ^^
-M-i-
