One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 1
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~Coyote~
(One day, Snake was walking by the jungle-gym when he found none other than Donnie Anderson tied to a tree with toilet paper!)
Anderson: HELP!!!
Snake: Geez, it's just toilet paper...
Anderson: Who are you?
Snake: I'm the pawn sent in to save your worthless butt! Who did this to you?
Anderson: That butthole Liquid!
Snake: Sheesh, that's the sixth time this week...
Anderson: Well, anyway, you know that Tricycle Gear?!
Snake: Yeah, what about it?
Anderson: Ocelot and Liquid have joined this secret club called "FoxHound"!!
Snake: FoxHound....
Anderson: I heard that they're planning to join up with Olga Gurlucovich's Private Club and the Dead Cell Club!!
Snake: What are they planning now...?
Anderson: A new, improved Tricycle Gear! Go ask Ames!! He knows more!
Snake: A first-grade kid?!
(Suddenly, Anderson panics)
Anderson: SNAKE! TAKE COVER!!
Snake: WHAT?!
(Snake quickly hides behind a bush!! He hears Andeson yelling and screaming, but it suddenly stops and becomes dead silent!)
Snake: Anderson! Are you Okay?!
(He shakes Anderson, but gets no response! He truns to see Naomi nearby)
Snake: HEY!! NAOMI!!
Naomi: What?
Snake: What happened?!
Naomi: ...Hmm...It looks like he was kissed by a girl!
Snake: ...What?
Naomi: Cooties!!
Snake: Cooties, huh...?
(Snake leaves to look for Ames, slightly confused)
---meanwhile, near the slide---
Emma: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Otacon: RAIDEN!!! HOW COULD YOU?!
Raiden: All I did was shoot her with a squirt-gun!!
Otacon: She's only three!!!
(Otacon picks up a paper cup)
Otacon: Snake, what's your situation?
Snake: I found Anderson, but he's out like a light!!
Otacon: What...?
Snake: Naomi said it was cooties!!
Otacon: Well, what did he tell you?
Snake: He said something about a new Tricycle Gear!!
Otacon: This doesn't look good...
Snake: He told me to look for some first-grader named Ames!!
Otacon: ...eep...First-grade?! Snake!! If they see you, you'll never make it!
Snake: Correction: IF they see me!
Otacon: Stock-up on those band-aids and M&Ms!
Snake: Roger that. I'm going in...
(a few minutes later, Snake makes it to the first-grade side of the playground. He sees a kid named Johnny Sazaki guarding Ames who is counting with his eyes covered)
Johnny: AAACCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!! I GOTTA POTTY!!!
(Johnny runs away and Snake runs up to Ames)
Ames: 187,389...
Snake: What are you doing?
Ames: 187,340...
Snake: You can stop counting...
(Ames turns to see Snake)
Ames: What the...A kindergartener?
Snake: Why were you counting?
Ames: This scary kindergartener named Solidus threatened to beat me up if I didn't stay here and count to one bazillion!
Snake: Solidus...
Ames: I CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO TWO-HUNDRED!!
Snake: Well, I can't count to ten...
Anyway, tell me what you know about this new Tricycle Gear...
Ames: It's big and shiny!
Snake: Anything else?
Ames: Well, Solidus also captured the principal's kid, Johnson!!
Snake: Where is he?!
Ames: Somwhere inside that fort made outta cardboard over there!!
Snake: Okay!! Thanks!!
(Snake takes out his kaliescope and looks at the fort.)
Snake: I need real binoculars....
(Ames lets out a cry! "OCELOT, YOU'RE--"
then falls silent)
Snake: WHAT?!
(runs to Ames, but is too late!
Snake contacts Naomi)
Snake: Naomi! What happened to Ames?!
Naomi: Maybe it was nap-time?
Snake: Seriously!!!
Naomi: He appears to have cooties, too!!
Snake: Cooties, again, huh....
(Snake runs towards the fort)
---meanwhile, near the sandbox---
Fatboy: I'm hungry, can I have a cookie?
Ocelot: No, they're mine, fatso!! Get your own!
Fatboy: ...Hey, let's play a game!!
Ocelot: What?
Fatboy: I just buried the rest of your lunch in the sandbox and you have to look for it! YAAAY!! This will be soo fun!!
Ocelot: You big tub of goo!!
Fatboy: Of course, you could always give me a cookie and I'll give you your lunck back!
Ocelot: Fine...go dig up my lunch first!
(Fatboy runs to the sandbox and Sergei runs up to Ocelot)
Sergei: Preparations are complete! We will attack Scott's tree-house tomorrow and steal their precious Tricycle Gear!
Ocelot: Good, good....
TO BE CONTINUED!
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 1
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
~Coyote~
(One day, Snake was walking by the jungle-gym when he found none other than Donnie Anderson tied to a tree with toilet paper!)
Anderson: HELP!!!
Snake: Geez, it's just toilet paper...
Anderson: Who are you?
Snake: I'm the pawn sent in to save your worthless butt! Who did this to you?
Anderson: That butthole Liquid!
Snake: Sheesh, that's the sixth time this week...
Anderson: Well, anyway, you know that Tricycle Gear?!
Snake: Yeah, what about it?
Anderson: Ocelot and Liquid have joined this secret club called "FoxHound"!!
Snake: FoxHound....
Anderson: I heard that they're planning to join up with Olga Gurlucovich's Private Club and the Dead Cell Club!!
Snake: What are they planning now...?
Anderson: A new, improved Tricycle Gear! Go ask Ames!! He knows more!
Snake: A first-grade kid?!
(Suddenly, Anderson panics)
Anderson: SNAKE! TAKE COVER!!
Snake: WHAT?!
(Snake quickly hides behind a bush!! He hears Andeson yelling and screaming, but it suddenly stops and becomes dead silent!)
Snake: Anderson! Are you Okay?!
(He shakes Anderson, but gets no response! He truns to see Naomi nearby)
Snake: HEY!! NAOMI!!
Naomi: What?
Snake: What happened?!
Naomi: ...Hmm...It looks like he was kissed by a girl!
Snake: ...What?
Naomi: Cooties!!
Snake: Cooties, huh...?
(Snake leaves to look for Ames, slightly confused)
---meanwhile, near the slide---
Emma: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Otacon: RAIDEN!!! HOW COULD YOU?!
Raiden: All I did was shoot her with a squirt-gun!!
Otacon: She's only three!!!
(Otacon picks up a paper cup)
Otacon: Snake, what's your situation?
Snake: I found Anderson, but he's out like a light!!
Otacon: What...?
Snake: Naomi said it was cooties!!
Otacon: Well, what did he tell you?
Snake: He said something about a new Tricycle Gear!!
Otacon: This doesn't look good...
Snake: He told me to look for some first-grader named Ames!!
Otacon: ...eep...First-grade?! Snake!! If they see you, you'll never make it!
Snake: Correction: IF they see me!
Otacon: Stock-up on those band-aids and M&Ms!
Snake: Roger that. I'm going in...
(a few minutes later, Snake makes it to the first-grade side of the playground. He sees a kid named Johnny Sazaki guarding Ames who is counting with his eyes covered)
Johnny: AAACCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!! I GOTTA POTTY!!!
(Johnny runs away and Snake runs up to Ames)
Ames: 187,389...
Snake: What are you doing?
Ames: 187,340...
Snake: You can stop counting...
(Ames turns to see Snake)
Ames: What the...A kindergartener?
Snake: Why were you counting?
Ames: This scary kindergartener named Solidus threatened to beat me up if I didn't stay here and count to one bazillion!
Snake: Solidus...
Ames: I CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO TWO-HUNDRED!!
Snake: Well, I can't count to ten...
Anyway, tell me what you know about this new Tricycle Gear...
Ames: It's big and shiny!
Snake: Anything else?
Ames: Well, Solidus also captured the principal's kid, Johnson!!
Snake: Where is he?!
Ames: Somwhere inside that fort made outta cardboard over there!!
Snake: Okay!! Thanks!!
(Snake takes out his kaliescope and looks at the fort.)
Snake: I need real binoculars....
(Ames lets out a cry! "OCELOT, YOU'RE--"
then falls silent)
Snake: WHAT?!
(runs to Ames, but is too late!
Snake contacts Naomi)
Snake: Naomi! What happened to Ames?!
Naomi: Maybe it was nap-time?
Snake: Seriously!!!
Naomi: He appears to have cooties, too!!
Snake: Cooties, again, huh....
(Snake runs towards the fort)
---meanwhile, near the sandbox---
Fatboy: I'm hungry, can I have a cookie?
Ocelot: No, they're mine, fatso!! Get your own!
Fatboy: ...Hey, let's play a game!!
Ocelot: What?
Fatboy: I just buried the rest of your lunch in the sandbox and you have to look for it! YAAAY!! This will be soo fun!!
Ocelot: You big tub of goo!!
Fatboy: Of course, you could always give me a cookie and I'll give you your lunck back!
Ocelot: Fine...go dig up my lunch first!
(Fatboy runs to the sandbox and Sergei runs up to Ocelot)
Sergei: Preparations are complete! We will attack Scott's tree-house tomorrow and steal their precious Tricycle Gear!
Ocelot: Good, good....
TO BE CONTINUED!
