One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 2
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~Coyote~
(Snake has new intell on another Tricycle Gear in development! He is currently infiltrating the enemy fort in order to save the principal's kid, Johnson!
At the moment, Snake, being the expert in stealth that he is, is blending into his surroundings in his trusty cardboard box!! He needs to get past two "guards" first!)
Snake: Geez, those first-graders are scary-looking!!
(Snake throws a rock at one of the kids)
Kid #1: HEY!! OW!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
POOP-FACE!!
(the kid kicks the other kid)
Kid #2: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, PISS-BRAIN??!
(the two kids begin a fight to the death while the world's best espionage kindergartener sneaks past their fight)
-----
Snake is sneaking through a small fort)
Snake: ...I'm scared of the dark!!
(Snake turns on his NVG)
Snake: There, better!
(He continues, but suddenly hears a noise. He hides behind a corner and sees first-grader Olga Gurlucovich turning on a flashlight and holding a paper cup with a string attached)
Olga: Solidus! I have Johnson inside the fort!
Solidus: Good...
Olga: Also, I saw a kid wearing a ninja-costume!!
Solidus: Are you sure it wasn't a pre-school kid?
Olga: Yes, he was defidentally a kindergartener!
...And one more thing...
Solidus: Hmn...?
Olga: I saw a kid wearing a cardboard box just now...
Solidus: ........Hrrrm.....
Olga: So, you believe me this time?
Solidus: I've seen a kid using that box trick before! Set a trap somewhere!
Olga: Umm, okay. But I'd like to know one more thing...
Solidus: What?
Olga: What's Johnson's first name?
Solidus: .....
Olga: ......
Solidus: ...Now that I think about it, I have no idea....
Olga: Oh, well, over and out!
(Snake swiftly whips out of his hiding place and aims a rock at Olga.)
Snake: Freeze!!
Olga: Heh...Who are you?
(Snake notices Olga has a stick)
Snake: Throw that stick away!!
Olga: Make me, doo-doo head!!
(Olga throws the stick and throws the rock at the same time at Snake. He swiftly evades the attack.)
Snake: Heeeeey!! You're a Spetznaz!
Olga: Wow, nobody's ever dodged that shot of mine!!
But nobody gets lucky twice!! Nyaa, nyaaaa!!
Not too shabby, is it?
This fort I mean...
(Suddenly, the fort, flimsy and constructed of cardboard, gets blown away by the wind.)
Olga: Well, okay, it's very shabby and we ran outta duct-tape....
(Olga turns to see that Snake is gone!)
Olga: Phooey!! He escaped!!
---meanwhile---
(Snake has reached Johnson, but is too late!! He's out, cold!)
Snake: ...COOTIES?! AGAIN?!
???: That's right, Snake...
Snake: Hmn?!
(Snake suddenly realizes who it is!!
He frantically calls to warn the others!!)
Snake: OTACON!! THIS IS SNAKE!!
Otacon: What's happening?!
Snake: Anderson and Baker and Johnson!!
They were kissed by--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
(For who knows why, Otacon only hears static!!)
Otacon: Snake? SNAKE?! RESPOND!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!!!
Raiden: ...Something wrong?
(Otacon stares at Raiden)
Raiden: ...You're scary!
Otacon: YOU!!
Raiden: Meee?!
Otacon: YOU HAVE TO SAVE SNAKE!!!
Raiden: Noooooo! I don wanna!!
Otacon: You've got to!! The world rests on your shoulders, now!!
Raiden: ...What about the moon?
Otacon: Umm, sure, the moon too...
Raiden: COOOOOOL!!!!
---meanwhile---
(Snake wakes up in a small room)
Snake: uuuggghh......
???: Slept well, eh, Snake?!
Snake: LIQUID!!
To be continued....
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
~Coyote~
(Snake has new intell on another Tricycle Gear in development! He is currently infiltrating the enemy fort in order to save the principal's kid, Johnson!
At the moment, Snake, being the expert in stealth that he is, is blending into his surroundings in his trusty cardboard box!! He needs to get past two "guards" first!)
Snake: Geez, those first-graders are scary-looking!!
(Snake throws a rock at one of the kids)
Kid #1: HEY!! OW!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
POOP-FACE!!
(the kid kicks the other kid)
Kid #2: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, PISS-BRAIN??!
(the two kids begin a fight to the death while the world's best espionage kindergartener sneaks past their fight)
-----
Snake is sneaking through a small fort)
Snake: ...I'm scared of the dark!!
(Snake turns on his NVG)
Snake: There, better!
(He continues, but suddenly hears a noise. He hides behind a corner and sees first-grader Olga Gurlucovich turning on a flashlight and holding a paper cup with a string attached)
Olga: Solidus! I have Johnson inside the fort!
Solidus: Good...
Olga: Also, I saw a kid wearing a ninja-costume!!
Solidus: Are you sure it wasn't a pre-school kid?
Olga: Yes, he was defidentally a kindergartener!
...And one more thing...
Solidus: Hmn...?
Olga: I saw a kid wearing a cardboard box just now...
Solidus: ........Hrrrm.....
Olga: So, you believe me this time?
Solidus: I've seen a kid using that box trick before! Set a trap somewhere!
Olga: Umm, okay. But I'd like to know one more thing...
Solidus: What?
Olga: What's Johnson's first name?
Solidus: .....
Olga: ......
Solidus: ...Now that I think about it, I have no idea....
Olga: Oh, well, over and out!
(Snake swiftly whips out of his hiding place and aims a rock at Olga.)
Snake: Freeze!!
Olga: Heh...Who are you?
(Snake notices Olga has a stick)
Snake: Throw that stick away!!
Olga: Make me, doo-doo head!!
(Olga throws the stick and throws the rock at the same time at Snake. He swiftly evades the attack.)
Snake: Heeeeey!! You're a Spetznaz!
Olga: Wow, nobody's ever dodged that shot of mine!!
But nobody gets lucky twice!! Nyaa, nyaaaa!!
Not too shabby, is it?
This fort I mean...
(Suddenly, the fort, flimsy and constructed of cardboard, gets blown away by the wind.)
Olga: Well, okay, it's very shabby and we ran outta duct-tape....
(Olga turns to see that Snake is gone!)
Olga: Phooey!! He escaped!!
---meanwhile---
(Snake has reached Johnson, but is too late!! He's out, cold!)
Snake: ...COOTIES?! AGAIN?!
???: That's right, Snake...
Snake: Hmn?!
(Snake suddenly realizes who it is!!
He frantically calls to warn the others!!)
Snake: OTACON!! THIS IS SNAKE!!
Otacon: What's happening?!
Snake: Anderson and Baker and Johnson!!
They were kissed by--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
(For who knows why, Otacon only hears static!!)
Otacon: Snake? SNAKE?! RESPOND!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!!!
Raiden: ...Something wrong?
(Otacon stares at Raiden)
Raiden: ...You're scary!
Otacon: YOU!!
Raiden: Meee?!
Otacon: YOU HAVE TO SAVE SNAKE!!!
Raiden: Noooooo! I don wanna!!
Otacon: You've got to!! The world rests on your shoulders, now!!
Raiden: ...What about the moon?
Otacon: Umm, sure, the moon too...
Raiden: COOOOOOL!!!!
---meanwhile---
(Snake wakes up in a small room)
Snake: uuuggghh......
???: Slept well, eh, Snake?!
Snake: LIQUID!!
To be continued....
