A/N: Phew! Finally got this updated!! ^_^ Yay! Cheers for me!! Gomen this took SO long ^^;;; But I'm here to continue now so here's the next chap! Arigatou for the reviewers again!

Disclaimer: For the nth time I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!! Not unless you want me to.hehe _

Chapter 4: The 15 minute break -_-;;

**bleep**

Attention. All audiences please return to your seats. The show will start again in 15 minutes. Till then please remain seated and cooperate with the security check up personnel during the count off. Thank you and have a nice day.

**bleep**

BACKSTAGE

Hisoka: Hmm? Why do they need to count off? -_-

Killua: Baka! This is all your fault! @#$!%^!

Hisoka:.

Killua: .

Hisoka: What does it have to do with anything?

Killua: *facefault*

Leorio: I think they are counting off to see if there was any casualties-

Hisoka: Casualties?? Don't you think you're exaggerating a bit ^^;;?

Leorio: Nope.

Kurapika: For Heaven's sake! We are holding a big, live show here that everyone is practically watching in HunterXHunter world!

Hisoka: Your point?

Kurapika: *sweatdrop* you seem LPU today, huh? Maybe it's all that mass pressure on your head a while ago.

Killua: *sigh* Everyone might not be here as an audience but *still*, there are 2,000 people WATCHING-

Leorio: *nods* In which you killed about a 100 or so during your card throwing spree-

Kurapika: And though 1900 people are left-

Gon: *finally speaks up after finishing his refreshment* don't you think it was pretty dangerous (and heavy) when they all mounded up into a violent human pile on top of you? ^__^

Killua: *disbelief* OMG, even Gon was faster on getting the idea-

Hisoka: *pouts* Ok! Ok! You DON"T need to rub it in, you know.

Gon: *pouts as well* You're mean, Killua! Mou, Keiichi! (*Meanie!)

Killua: Eh?? Fine fine, I'll treat you out to.uh. ice cream? Later? *blush*

Gon: Hounto?? *starry eyes*

Killua: A-Aa.

Kurapika: *nudges Killua* What the *hell * are you doing?? Don't tell me you're still on THAT stage.

Killua: ???

Kurapika: Well, duh Einstein. *hiss* Why hesitate? ASK HIM OUT TO DINNER! Not ice cream!

Killua: !! Wh-wha?? ///

Kurapika: *rolls eyes* Damn you look pathetic.

Killua: Oh yeah?! I see NO improvement between you and that pervert.

Kurapika: *turns PINK only* I am not getting on with Leorio!!

Killua: *grin* WHO said I was talking about LEORIO?

Kurapika: Oh. You weren't? So whom are you referring to? 0_0

Killua: HAH!! Busted! Bustedbustedbusted!!! ^-^

Kurapika: Have you lost your coconuts??

Killua: Noooo ^_______^ So. YOU *ARE* GAY!!!

Kurapika: And *where* did you get that notion???

Killua: So it's okay with you to get hooked up with another guy except Leorio huh? Well, I must say you do have tastes. *shrug *

Kurapika: FIRST THINGS FIRST! *WHERE* DID YOU GET THE IDEA THAT I AM GAY???

Killua: Yeesh. Leorio's right. You *do* shriek like a pregnant woman.

Kurapika: YOU!

Gon: *draws near * Who's what? Gay? ^_^

Killua: *grin* XD

Kurapika: *pales* 0_0

Gon: ^_^------------------------ ^_^;;; What's with the face you two?

Killua: W-E-L-L~ Kura-CHAN here-

Kurapika: SAIDTHATYOU'D*BETTER*STAYAWAYFROMGUYSLIKEHISOKA!HE'S*BAD*FORYOUANDATOTALPERV ERTTOO! *Slaps Killua in the head and smiles at the smaller boy*

Killua: OW!! *glares then grins* Of course, of course, Kura-CHAN. We have to LOOK OUT for Gon's welfare, huh?

Kurapika: *nods* Sou yo! Anyway, you can't consider Hisoka a man anyway.

Killua: *grins more* OH?? Then WHAT is a MAN for you, Kura-CHAN?

Kurapika: *points a finger knowledgably* Well, first of all, a man for me is- (Stops and pales again)

Killua: *grins wider* is what? Didn't know you had preferences with men though.

Kurapika: W-What I'm *trying* to SAY, is that-that,um, animal. Yeah! Hisoka isn't a man! He's an animal clown extraterrestrial! *nods* Don't you find it WEIRD that he's that BENDABLE and STRONG and STRETCHY and VERSATILE blah blah blah blah!

Killua: *turns to Gon* Yup. He's in denial. Anyway, Kurapika is gay. ^_^

Gon: Hehhh. Oh! ^_^ Well, aren't you?

Kurapika: *froze and stops*

Killua: *blushes like a blood pack* N-n-n-n-nani????!! X_X

Gon: Aren't you gay?

Killua: *flops again*

Gon: Ah! Killua! Daijobu??

Kurapika: G-Gon. *ahem* What exactly did you mean by is Killua *ahem* GAY?

Gon: ?? I'm asking why he doesn't feel happy.

SILENCE.

Kurapika: Come over to my apartment sometime, Gon. I MAY have some helpful Thesaurus in which I can SHOW you other terms for "happy' like 'gleeful' or 'estatic" or-something. Anyway, refrain from using 'gay' again, OK?

Gon: ?? Why? Something wrong?

Kurapika: N-no. *blushes* It's- it's not HEALTHY to use it especially when we are, um, here.

Gon: Here??? 0_o I shouldn't use it when we are in studios?

Kurapika: No no! When we are together! *whispers* Especially when you're with that pervert.!

Gon: Who?

Kurapika: Both of them.

Gon: Both?? Wha-

Kurapika: I'm not making sense here am I? -_-;;;

Killua: Helloooo~ Boy with a bleeding nose HERE!!! *still on the ground*

Kurapika: Oh, sorry. You wanted Kleenex?

Killua: -_-;;; +++ NeverMIND. Just help me up will you. *turns to Gon, cheeks PINK* Omae!! Don't ask stupid questions like *that* again, ok?? *mutters* It's dangerous to my health ~_~;;

Gon: @_@ I'm confused.

Hisoka: Nii hao!!! ^0^ *pops up*

SILENCE.

Leorio: Since when did you learn Chinese??

Hisoka: Himitsu ^_^

Kurapika: You travel around?

Hisoka: Himitsu ^_^

Killua: Maybe he has a Chinese acquaintance.

Hisoka: Himitsu ^_^

Leorio: No, I think he grew up in China.

Hisoka: Himitsu desu ^_^

Killua: Don't you think he's getting irritating?

Hisoka: Himitsu desu yo!! ^-^

Kurapika: Baka! He's not asking you anymore! ~_0

Hisoka: I knew that. Just wanted to be unpredictable and unique! *brushes hair*

Killua: You don't sound unpredictable. You sound stupid. I think you ARE.

Hisoka: Himitsu ^-^

Gon: Ano, where did you learn Chinese? ^_^

Hisoka: From a Chinese dictionary! ^0^

SILENCE ONCE MORE.

Leorio: You *sure* answer fast when it come to Gon, huh.

Hisoka: It's bad to make cute people wait. *wink* And anyway, you three aren't as innocent as my apple here. I *thought* you might be smart enough to know where I learned Chinese! DUH~ a dictionary! Yeesh.

Leorio/Killua/Kurapika: ~_~ +++++++++++++++++++++++

Gon: I- I'm an apple?? 0_0

Leorio/Killua/Kurapika: DAMN YOU CLOWN! THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!!!

Hisoka: What did I say?? *notices Gon being preoccupied by his fruit angst* Hmm? Did I say something wrong, my grapefruit?

Gon: G-G-GRAPEFRUIT??? @_@

Leorio: This is bad!

Kurapika: I think Gon has a fruit-complex.

Killua: Well, DUH! Who wouldn't after being chased by a psycho and asked IF YOUR RIPE OR NOT?????!

Kurapika: *grabs a pitcher of cold water and dumped it on the poor fruit- bothered boy*

Everybody: 0_o

Gon: *dripping wet*

Everybody: 0_0

Gon:*dripping wet*

Everybody: 0_0;;

Gon: *dripping wet*

Leorio: *faints in stressful anticipation*

Killua: *turns paler by the minute*

Kurapika: *sweatdropping profusely*

Hisoka: * chibified this whole time*

Gon*still dripping wet*

(Finally everyone collapsed in anxiety and mental stress)

Gon: *looks up from drenched bangs* Ara?? What happened? ^^;;; Ne, Kurapika! Killua! Leorio!

Director: Hey guys! You go on in a minute!

Gon: -_-!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What now??? *carries others on his back and drags some to the stage*

AT THE STAGE *********************************************************

Audiences: *raises eyebrows*

Gon: *seated comfortably on the middle couch and had the other four draped over to the other seats like dead corpses* ^_____________^;;;;;;;;;;;

Audiences: ^_^

Gon: ^_^

Audiences: ^_^;;

Gon: ^_^;; Eto, I think we'll just have to wait a minute till they regain consciousness, ne?

Audiences: H-hai. ^_^;;;;;

Gon: *fidgets* ^_^

Audiences: ^_^

Gon: *runs away* Wait a sec! I'll just change my clothes! ^_^;; I seem to be soaked for some reason I don't know ~_~;;

Audiences: ^-^;;;;;; Sure thing.

Gon: So, um, I'll leave them here, ok? And don't tear all their clothes for souvenirs!

Audiences: *shakes head vigorously* OH NO. NEVER.

Gon: You sure? *eyes warily with puppy eyes*

Audiences: Awww.. Oki dokie! *^_^*

Gon: Thanks! ^-^ *runs to the backstage*

Killua: *stirs to consciousness* Huh?? Hey! Where's half of my shirt??? 0_o

Hisoka: *GASP* WHO DID THIS??? I ****ING *FEEL* A DRAAAAAAAFFFFTTTT!!!!! Mommee!! *runs away*

TBC..

A/N: This one's a little boring for me! Gomen ne! My brain is fried up due to my finals and this took so long to get posted! ;_; It's ugly too! *sniff* Anyway, hope you still review this one.

So next chap, I'll give you peeps a treat! ^_^

****HINT: Gon ain't be the usual grren boy anymore since he got wet, right? *grins*

STOP! That's it! No more info!! ^_^

Please R&R!!

-M-i-