One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...

I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...

METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 3
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~Ollie Raiden~

liquid: thats right brother.
snaek: what are you doing?
liquid: er. well. oh you had to go and ruin everything didnt you? DIDNT YOU?
snake: why have you been giving everyone cooties?
liquid: i was bored and wanted to have my own sandpt. and maybe some lollies. so i gave them all cooties. as i am about to do to you to brother. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
snake: whats wrong?
liquid: coo.
snake: ties.
solidus: im telling mom.
raiden & otacon arrive.
snake: liquid had nap nap of his own poison. cooties.
otacon: it was him all along?
snake: er, i dunno. probably.

~Coyote~

(Suddenly, Naomi runs up to them)

Otacon: Oh, hi, Naomi.
Naomi: IT WAS ME!!!
Otacon: Come again?
(Naomi smacks Otacon away and runs up to Snake)
Naomi: It was FoxCooties!!! I invented it! I kissed them!!
Snake: Eww!! But why?!
Naomi: I wanted to get back at you!!
Snake: For what???
Naomi: For getting my brother, Gray Fox, late for lunch and killing my dollie!! He was put in time-out when it was supposed to be you!!
Snake: ...Fox, ...he and I were buddies in pre-school...
Then he moved...
Gray Fox: Huh? I only moved across the street!!
(everybody looks up in shock)
Naomi: Frank!!!
Gray Fox: Don't call mee thaaat!!! GRAY FOX!!!!!
Naomi: Fine! Whatever!
Gray Fox: But, Naomi, there's something I need to tell you....
Naomi: What?
Fox: It was I who destroyed your doll, not Snake!
Naomi: .....
Fox: Hmm...that went well....
Naomi: ..........
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Naomi runs off crying)

~WolaieMan~

Fox: HeeHee dolly dead!
Snake: Yeah. Hey, why do you think she called it "FOXCOOTIES"...
Fox: Hmmm....
(Raiden arrives)
Raiden: I came as fast as I could
(Snake notices Raiden is holding a Mcdonald's drink)
Snake: After you ate
Raiden: HEY! I was hungrY!
(Raiden sulks)
Otacon: *cough*
(Otacon collapses, holding his throat screaming)
Otacon: AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA! Fox....Coo...
(Otacon collapses and begins to sleep, sucking his thumb)
Snake: But, Naomi stopped kissing...

~Coyote~

Fox: ......erm...Naoooomiiii?????

(Grey Fox looks around nerviously)

Snake: ....Do you think she's taking revenge for her doll?
Fox: Naww, she takes revenge for me, I don't think she would take revenge against me...
Well, at least I don't think.....
Raiden: I got a really cool McDonalds toy!! Wanna seeeeee??
Snake & Fox: No.
Raiden: C'mon, it flies!! Watch!!

(Raiden throws it and it flies into a tree. Some kid starts yelling and falls out of the tree)

Raiden: Oops!! ...heeheehee...
???: I-I'll get you for this!! WAAAH!!
Raiden: ......Who was that...?
Snake: It looked like Decoy Octopus...
He must've been spying.
Raiden: ...What does "spying" mean? That's a big word!!
Snake: ...Ugh, you're such a poo-head!!

---meanwhile---

Ocelot: We have a slight snag in our plans...
Liquid: Yeah, I know, Naomi's cootie-spree...
Ocelot: ...She got Octopus when Snake was fighting him, but he woke up!!
Liquid: A cure?! Yipeee!!
Ocelot: ...Umm, actually, no.
Liquid: Poo!!
Add the FoxCooties vaccine to our demands!
Ocelot: Right!

To be continued!