One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...

I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...

METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 4
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~WoalieMan~

Ocelot: What's vaccine?
Liquid: I don't know... JUST ADD IT!
Ocelot: Fine. Nya :P

--Back with Snake and co.--

Raiden: Hey, I want my toy! WaaaaaAAH!
Snake & Fox: SHUT UP!
Raiden: ...
Snake: Now, if we only had a clue....
Fox: What about this?
(Fox picks up a Lollypop off the ground)
Snake: Yuckee!
Fox: Look!
(It says "Naomi" on the stick)
Snake: Hmmm...
Fox: HmmmmMMMmmm...
Snake: I wish we could read...
Raiden: Me too
Fox: I can read! I'm in FIRST GRADE!
(Snake and Raiden marvel at Fox's amazing reading abilities)
Fox: Nnnn...Aaaa...Na....Naaa...oh...Naaoh
Naaaaaaaahoh...mmmmm...i....Nahohmi!
Snake: NAOMI!
Fox: huh? I thought it said Nah, Oh my!
Snake: Yeah, whatever,...
Raiden: HEY! That's Naomi's lollypop!
Snake: Gee, you're quick!
Raiden: My mummy says I'm very agile for 3.
Snake: What does that mean though?
Raiden: *shrugs*
Snake: I think we have our first clue...
Raiden & Fox: Yeah? What's that?
Snake: Naomi likes lollypops....
Fox: How does that help?
Snake: I don't know...

--MEANWHILE--

(Liquid paces around the clubhouse, sucking his thumb... Ocelot watches, dazed)
Ocelot: I'm hungry!
Liquid: Me too.

--Back to Philantropy--

(Snake is conducting experiments using the lollypop and some of Naomi's hair)
Fox: What are you doing
Snake: I dunno, I saw it in a movie once.
Raiden: That's a funny name for a movie.
(Raiden is glared at by Fox and Snake. Snake grabs the lollypop, careful not to touch the sticky lolly on top and puts it in some water)
Snake: Hmmm...
Fox & Raiden: WHAT?
Snake: I'm hungry!
(Big Boss rings a cowbell)
Big boss: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH! Get your butts inside!
Meryl: Heeeheee, he said butts!

--TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT THRILLING INSTALLMENT--