A/N: Hey peeps! Here's the fourth chapter of my masterpiece. But, if I keep updating this slow, the 5th Harry Potter book will come out before I finish this thing! Do you guys want that to happen? No, right? So, because of that, I will update every three days. And I keep my promises! Now onto my story!!!
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2ND Disclaimer: Harry Potter© is owned, created, and copyrighted by Mrs. J.K.Rowling (Boy isn't she sooooo smart? (She also has a very big imagination! She's also my idol!)
Ron: ::: in a very bad mood::: I did not scream like a girly girl!
Harry: :::chortling::: Yes, you did. And it was amazing how Hermione could make you scream like that.
Hermione: :::narrowing her eyes::: Excuse me Harry, but what is so amazing that I could make Ron scream?
Harry: Nothing Hermione! Nothing!
Hey, kiddies! No fighting here! See there's a sign over there that says "NO FIGHTING".
:::the author pointed at a sign that said: "NO SEX IN THE LOO":::
What the hell?!?! Who changed the goddamn sign?!?
:::author starts rolling up her sleeves:::
Someone's going to get sent to Hell and back if someone doesn't tell me who changed it! :::silence:::
Well then, I'll be right back!
Harry: :::while punching, girly screams, and the crack of bones could be heard::: Let's get on with the story then!
HARRY POTTER
AND THE
ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
Chapter 4: The Row
Hermione_Harry
Hermione gasped when she sees the figure.
"Harry your uncles alive!"
"Hermione, that's Marge." said Harry deciding not to call her 'Aunt Marge', "She's uncle Vernon's sister."
"Oh," said Hermione getting embarrassed.
Harry stepped cautiously towards Aunt Marge. She still seemed unaware of his presence, praying silently. Walking forward, the Weasley's and Hermione followed.
Harry walked up to his uncles tombstone, where Aunt Marge stood. He closed his eyes and started to pray.
Aunt Marge now seemed aware of his presence. Her eyes widened. Seeing not, a scrawny little boy that she once knew, but a grown young teenager. Her eyes narrowed.
"You! How dare you come here! You don't deserve to even be here! Get out!!"
"Listen, Marge. I have every right to be here. I only just wanted to say my good-byes with them and get on with my life.," replied Harry with as much venomous as Marge.
"Where were you?" she asked all of a sudden.
Harry's guard was let down.
"What?"
"Where were you? When they died?" she asked anxiously.
Harry was dumbfounded.
"Well, I was with the Weasley's, over the summer."
"The who, boy? Speak up!" asked Marge.
"Listen, you have no right to speak to me that way! I'm not related to you and I never was! So leave me in peace!"
"Oh, I can see that school has done absolutely nothing to change your manners! You sill act like a criminal. You still have that mean, runty look."
Act civil . . . don't loose your temper and don't tell her anything!, thought Harry.
"Your just like your parents. One of these days you're going to die just like them and as always, drunk!"
Don't tell her anything!, thought Harry. But he couldn't help himself.
"They did not die in a car crash! They died in-!"
But as Harry was about to spill the secret, Hermione stopped him.
"Harry, just forget about it. Let's just go."
Harry was about to reply, when Marge beat him to it.
"Who are you?"
"Hermione Granger and these are the Weasley's." she said with an icy tone.
Aunt Marge was going to verbally attack Hermione, when Harry replied, "Yeah, lets just go."
Harry walked away from Marge in a very bad mood. The Weasley's walked with Harry and Hermione.
Aunt Marge turned to look back at the tombstones. Then she thought of one more thing to say and turned her head around.
They weren't there anymore. Just then, a howling roaring wind blew right at Aunt Marge's face. As if it had a strong objection.
A/N: Hey! So, I guess I didn't end that in a cliffhanger. Huh? Aren't I soo nice? Yeah right.
:::The author now is sitting with the trio drinking a cup of tea:::
Harry: So, are you two girls alright now? Got the fighting sequence out of your system?
Yeah.
Hermione: Yes. Though, I'm still a little bit peeved. . .
Ron: Don't start now. . .
Hermione: I won't, I won't. I think I'll go and read a good book.
Yeah, me too.
Harry: Hermione_Harry, when are you going to post up the next chapter?
Oh, since I was gone for so darn long, I'm posting up tonight. But if I don't receive like at least 5 more reviews, then no new chapter. Hee, I'm soo mean.
Ron: Hopefully, Hermione_Harry has come to her senses, and won't put any romance in her stories anymore.
No way! More romance coming up in the next chapter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!
Ron: Oh, no. . .
