One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 5
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~WoalieMan~
--AT THE LUNCH TABLE--
(Everyone crouds around and enjoys delicous sandwiches)
Everyone: Mmmmm...
--LATER--
(Snake paces around the clubhouse)
Fox: You act a lot like your brother sometimes!
Snake: Shut up.
(Mechanical noises can be heard outside)
Liquid: Mwahaaha! Care to fight me? Brother?
Snake: No, I'm busy at the moment.
Liquid: You're no fun anymore!
(Snake paces somemore and then observes the lollypop in the water)
Snake: huh?
(The lollypop has melted away and the stick is fully visible. It Reads...)
Snake: 1, 5, 10...? what's this?
Fox: It looks like a combination for a lock or something
Snake: Hmm...
(Snake thinks for a moment)
Snake: I know! Solidus' room!
Fox: Why would that be on Naomi's lollypop.
Raiden: What if it's not Naomi's?
Snake: What?
(Raiden rubs the writing on the stick to reveal the word "Raiden")
Raiden: Yay! My lollypop!
Snake: WHAT?!?!? WHY DID IT SAY NAOMI?!?!?!
Raiden: She wanted it and I must have dropped it so she whited out some letters.
Snake:What about the 1, 5 ,10?
Raiden: That's the combination to my suitcase which is full of toys.
Snake: Hmm....
Snake(wispers to Fox): Sounds fishey to me.
Fox: WHAT?!?!?!
Snake: Oh, here we go....
~Coyote~
Snake: ....Maybe the lollipop contains some kinda mind control chemi-whatcha-ma-call-it of sorts!!! I read it in a comic once!!
Fox: We need to ask someone who knows lots about science!!!
(Otacon immeadiately wakes up and scares the living poop outta everyone)
Otacon: SCIENCE?!
Raiden: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Fox: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!!!!!!
(Fox starts shaking Raiden)
Snake: Otacon....how did you--?!
Otacon: I had this really, really, really cool dream!!!
Snake: umm...right, but--
Otacon: We were all on this really big boat in Manhattan!!
Raiden: ...Manhatwhat?
Snake: Otacon, I don't care!! How did you wake up?! You were out just a second ago!!
Otacon: ......huh?
Snake: Do you remember anything?!
Otacon: A lollipop of sorts, ...why?
---meanwhile, like always....---
(Liquid is walking up to the sandbox and sees Emma playing in it)
Liquid: You little...GET OUT OF MY SANDBOX!!!
Emma: Ehehehhheeeee!!!
Liquid: ....ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
Emma: poopoopooopooooo!!!!
Liquid: THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!
(Liquid clenches his fist and approaches Emma.
Emma throws a handful of sand in his eyes)
Liquid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!
(Emma begins clapping with approval)
Emma: Weeeeee! poopieeeee!!!
Liquid: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, EH?!
YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN I--
.....what's that smell......?
Emma: Pooie!!!!
(Liquid backs away cautiously)
Liquid: You.....YOU POOPED IN THE SANDBOX?!
....ARGH!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF LIQUID SNAKE!!! I SHALL EXACT MY REVENGE!!!
(Liquid runs away, angered at his first defeat and looks for someone else to fight)
Narrator: Will Snake and Co. find out more about Solidus's malicious scheme?! Will Naomi continue to spread FoxCooties?! What will become of our daring heroes?! Will Liquid find someone to fight?! Will Decoy Octopus find out Emma pooped in the sandbox before it is too late?! Will X-Box die?! Will I get 100% on my Math test that I took yesterday?! Do you even care?! Will the mods of this website delete this thread if I keep babbeling?! Hopefully not!! Find out....
To be continued!!!
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
~WoalieMan~
--AT THE LUNCH TABLE--
(Everyone crouds around and enjoys delicous sandwiches)
Everyone: Mmmmm...
--LATER--
(Snake paces around the clubhouse)
Fox: You act a lot like your brother sometimes!
Snake: Shut up.
(Mechanical noises can be heard outside)
Liquid: Mwahaaha! Care to fight me? Brother?
Snake: No, I'm busy at the moment.
Liquid: You're no fun anymore!
(Snake paces somemore and then observes the lollypop in the water)
Snake: huh?
(The lollypop has melted away and the stick is fully visible. It Reads...)
Snake: 1, 5, 10...? what's this?
Fox: It looks like a combination for a lock or something
Snake: Hmm...
(Snake thinks for a moment)
Snake: I know! Solidus' room!
Fox: Why would that be on Naomi's lollypop.
Raiden: What if it's not Naomi's?
Snake: What?
(Raiden rubs the writing on the stick to reveal the word "Raiden")
Raiden: Yay! My lollypop!
Snake: WHAT?!?!? WHY DID IT SAY NAOMI?!?!?!
Raiden: She wanted it and I must have dropped it so she whited out some letters.
Snake:What about the 1, 5 ,10?
Raiden: That's the combination to my suitcase which is full of toys.
Snake: Hmm....
Snake(wispers to Fox): Sounds fishey to me.
Fox: WHAT?!?!?!
Snake: Oh, here we go....
~Coyote~
Snake: ....Maybe the lollipop contains some kinda mind control chemi-whatcha-ma-call-it of sorts!!! I read it in a comic once!!
Fox: We need to ask someone who knows lots about science!!!
(Otacon immeadiately wakes up and scares the living poop outta everyone)
Otacon: SCIENCE?!
Raiden: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Fox: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!!!!!!
(Fox starts shaking Raiden)
Snake: Otacon....how did you--?!
Otacon: I had this really, really, really cool dream!!!
Snake: umm...right, but--
Otacon: We were all on this really big boat in Manhattan!!
Raiden: ...Manhatwhat?
Snake: Otacon, I don't care!! How did you wake up?! You were out just a second ago!!
Otacon: ......huh?
Snake: Do you remember anything?!
Otacon: A lollipop of sorts, ...why?
---meanwhile, like always....---
(Liquid is walking up to the sandbox and sees Emma playing in it)
Liquid: You little...GET OUT OF MY SANDBOX!!!
Emma: Ehehehhheeeee!!!
Liquid: ....ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
Emma: poopoopooopooooo!!!!
Liquid: THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!
(Liquid clenches his fist and approaches Emma.
Emma throws a handful of sand in his eyes)
Liquid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!
(Emma begins clapping with approval)
Emma: Weeeeee! poopieeeee!!!
Liquid: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, EH?!
YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN I--
.....what's that smell......?
Emma: Pooie!!!!
(Liquid backs away cautiously)
Liquid: You.....YOU POOPED IN THE SANDBOX?!
....ARGH!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF LIQUID SNAKE!!! I SHALL EXACT MY REVENGE!!!
(Liquid runs away, angered at his first defeat and looks for someone else to fight)
Narrator: Will Snake and Co. find out more about Solidus's malicious scheme?! Will Naomi continue to spread FoxCooties?! What will become of our daring heroes?! Will Liquid find someone to fight?! Will Decoy Octopus find out Emma pooped in the sandbox before it is too late?! Will X-Box die?! Will I get 100% on my Math test that I took yesterday?! Do you even care?! Will the mods of this website delete this thread if I keep babbeling?! Hopefully not!! Find out....
To be continued!!!
