Piccolo's World
My apologies for the time it took to put up this chapter. This is the last chapter, but I have written a part II. I hope you enjoy this chapter, and remember, the series doesn't end here!!!
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Chapter III
Nighttime.
While Piccolo slept in his mansion, Nappa, Tien, and Chouzu stood at the front gate eating pizza and getting stoned.
"Hey Nappa, I got a Knock-Knock joke for ya," Tien said. "Knock-Knock."
"Who's there?" Nappa asked.
"Nobody."
"Nobody who?"
"I said nobody, bitch!"
All three laughed hard for several minutes.
"That was a good one Tien!" Chouzu said.
"Look at that guy," Nappa said pointing to Chouzu. "That guy looks really fuckin' small and pathetic. I remember when he blew himself up to kill me and failed. HAHAHAHA!"
"Fuck you, Monkey," Chouzu replied.
"What'd you call me? I'll fucking kill you!"
"Bring it on then you overgrown monkey!"
Tien watched with a smile on his face. He was in his own world. Nappa clenched his fists and then Chouzu kicked him directly in the nuts. Nappa's eyes widened and he fell to the ground with pain. Tien and Chouzu both pointed and laughed at Nappa, who was rolling around on the ground.
From his office, the now-awake Piccolo watched the whole thing with a smile on his face.
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Meanwhile, Goku and none other then Jeice sat on the curb in front of Vegeta's store. They passed a Piccolo's Cigar between them.
"Yeah, mate," Jeice said, "there was this one time when Cap'n Ginyu stepped on some shit. He looked down and shouted 'Ah SHIT!' We got a big laugh outta that, yes we did eh."
Goku and Jeice laughed about it.
"It's a shame the bloke got turned into a frog eh? I heard he got ran over."
"Yeah," Goku replied, "I heard he got ran over by Piccolo's limmo."
More laughed.
"Well," Vegeta said coming outside, "if it isn't Kakarot and his Australian slash British orange friend. Look how pathetic you two look sitting there. You make me sick!"
"Uh Vegeta," Goku replied, "you have grape jelly on your face."
Jeice and Goku laughed some more. Vegeta looked around embarrassed and went back inside. A taxicab turned the corner and stopped in front of them. It was smoke-filled and Burter was the driver. In the back seat was Recoome.
"Well mate, I'm outta here," Jeice said getting up.
"All right, Jeice. See ya later."
Jeice got in the car and Recoome handed him a blunt as they drove off. Goku stood up, looked around, and then walked home to a run-down apartment.
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The next day Goku awoke and realized he hadn't seen Goten in several weeks. He had no idea that Goten had been killed the day before. He also sensed a considerable power at Piccolo's mansion. Naturally, he had to investigate. He called a taxi (even though he could fly) and headed towards the mansion.
"I'm not going past the gate," Burter told him. "That's suicide."
"No problem," Goku replied.
They stopped at the gold gate and Nappa ordered them to leave. Goku got out and refused.
"Kakarot!" Nappa exclaimed when realizing who it was.
"That's right. Open the gate," Goku demanded.
"Fuck that! I'm not going to face Piccolo's wrath."
"Get out of the way, Nappa."
Burter by now had driven off. Nappa took off his tie and jacket. "Bring it on, Kakarot! It's payback time prick!"
Nappa threw a punch. Goku dodged and then knocked him out in one shot. Then he leapt over the gate and made his way to the mansion. Unfortunately, Chouzu blocked him.
"Give me a break, Chouzu," Goku said.
"Go to Hell, Goku!" Chouzu shouted, and flew at him. Goku smacked him away with ease and ran up the staircase. Guldo was waiting for him.
Goku sighed, not wanting to knock him out as well. However, Guldo ran off screaming. Goku opened the door.
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"Indeed, King Cold. Freeza attacked me and everything unprovoked. He had this crazy idea that he was going to conquer Earth. I had no choice but to defend myself," Piccolo assured him.
Piccolo sat behind his desk while King Cold stood in front of it, ducking his head so it wouldn't crash through the ceiling.
"Hmm, how unfortunate," King Cold said.
"Yes, I don't know what came over him. Cigar?"
"No thanks, but I'm afraid I don't smoke, hmm."
"What a shame. Ah well."
"Hmm, well, I must be on my way. I'll let it slide this time, since I like Cooler better anyway."
King Cold checked his wrist as though he had a watch.
"I'll walk you out," Piccolo said.
"Hmm, superb."
The two made their way out and ran into none other then Goku!!
"Hmm, what a. . . pleasant surprise," King Cold said.
"King Cold!" Goku exclaimed. "What's the meaning of this Piccolo?"
"Uhh, nothing," Piccolo replied. "King Cold isn't really here."
"Piccolo," Goku said seriously. "What have you been up to? Your guards tried to kill me."
Piccolo straightened his tie nervously. "Is that so? I, uh, won't tolerate their insubordination. Sorry about the inconvenience Goku, you may leave."
"I think not," King Cold said suddenly. "That's the guy that defeated my son on Namek, hmm."
"Who cares?" Piccolo said. "I'm the one that KILLED your son! Are you fucking stupid?"
"HUH?! How dare you speak to the Almighty King Cold in such a manner! You must die!"
King Cold actually landed a sucker punch on Piccolo. His sunglasses were knocked off and he flew into a nearby wall.
"Hey!" Goku shouted, and King Cold punched him unexpectedly as well. He, too, flew against a wall. Tien came out of nowhere and attacked King Cold. King Cold smacked him away and he flew through the window.
"Hmm, superb. An easy victory," King Cold said triumphantly.
"Hell no," Piccolo said getting back up. "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
King Cold crossed his arms and laughed. "Pathetic Namek---GAH!"
Piccolo destroyed him with one blast. It unfortunately left a giant hole in his house. A second later Cell showed up. "What happen?"
"Somebody set up us the bomb," Piccolo replied. "I mean, nothing. Don't worry about it."
Goku walked up to Piccolo a few minutes later. "Good job, Piccolo. And I thought you were evil the whole time."
Goku, Piccolo, and Cell laughed (but Piccolo and Cell's laughs were sarcastic ones) for a few minutes. When they stopped Goku asked if Piccolo had seen Goten and Trunks.
"Nope," Piccolo answered, "haven't seen 'em."
"Well alright then. See ya Piccolo."
Goku flew off and Piccolo let out a sigh of relief. "I'm glad he's an idiot," Piccolo said, and put his sunglasses back on.
THE END
.for now
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Cast (in order of appearance)
Goku
Piccolo
Freeza
Vegeta
Nappa
Chouzu
Guldo
Tien
Trunks and Goten
Cell
Krillen
King Cold
Jeice
Burter
Recoome
My apologies for the time it took to put up this chapter. This is the last chapter, but I have written a part II. I hope you enjoy this chapter, and remember, the series doesn't end here!!!
---
Chapter III
Nighttime.
While Piccolo slept in his mansion, Nappa, Tien, and Chouzu stood at the front gate eating pizza and getting stoned.
"Hey Nappa, I got a Knock-Knock joke for ya," Tien said. "Knock-Knock."
"Who's there?" Nappa asked.
"Nobody."
"Nobody who?"
"I said nobody, bitch!"
All three laughed hard for several minutes.
"That was a good one Tien!" Chouzu said.
"Look at that guy," Nappa said pointing to Chouzu. "That guy looks really fuckin' small and pathetic. I remember when he blew himself up to kill me and failed. HAHAHAHA!"
"Fuck you, Monkey," Chouzu replied.
"What'd you call me? I'll fucking kill you!"
"Bring it on then you overgrown monkey!"
Tien watched with a smile on his face. He was in his own world. Nappa clenched his fists and then Chouzu kicked him directly in the nuts. Nappa's eyes widened and he fell to the ground with pain. Tien and Chouzu both pointed and laughed at Nappa, who was rolling around on the ground.
From his office, the now-awake Piccolo watched the whole thing with a smile on his face.
---
Meanwhile, Goku and none other then Jeice sat on the curb in front of Vegeta's store. They passed a Piccolo's Cigar between them.
"Yeah, mate," Jeice said, "there was this one time when Cap'n Ginyu stepped on some shit. He looked down and shouted 'Ah SHIT!' We got a big laugh outta that, yes we did eh."
Goku and Jeice laughed about it.
"It's a shame the bloke got turned into a frog eh? I heard he got ran over."
"Yeah," Goku replied, "I heard he got ran over by Piccolo's limmo."
More laughed.
"Well," Vegeta said coming outside, "if it isn't Kakarot and his Australian slash British orange friend. Look how pathetic you two look sitting there. You make me sick!"
"Uh Vegeta," Goku replied, "you have grape jelly on your face."
Jeice and Goku laughed some more. Vegeta looked around embarrassed and went back inside. A taxicab turned the corner and stopped in front of them. It was smoke-filled and Burter was the driver. In the back seat was Recoome.
"Well mate, I'm outta here," Jeice said getting up.
"All right, Jeice. See ya later."
Jeice got in the car and Recoome handed him a blunt as they drove off. Goku stood up, looked around, and then walked home to a run-down apartment.
---
The next day Goku awoke and realized he hadn't seen Goten in several weeks. He had no idea that Goten had been killed the day before. He also sensed a considerable power at Piccolo's mansion. Naturally, he had to investigate. He called a taxi (even though he could fly) and headed towards the mansion.
"I'm not going past the gate," Burter told him. "That's suicide."
"No problem," Goku replied.
They stopped at the gold gate and Nappa ordered them to leave. Goku got out and refused.
"Kakarot!" Nappa exclaimed when realizing who it was.
"That's right. Open the gate," Goku demanded.
"Fuck that! I'm not going to face Piccolo's wrath."
"Get out of the way, Nappa."
Burter by now had driven off. Nappa took off his tie and jacket. "Bring it on, Kakarot! It's payback time prick!"
Nappa threw a punch. Goku dodged and then knocked him out in one shot. Then he leapt over the gate and made his way to the mansion. Unfortunately, Chouzu blocked him.
"Give me a break, Chouzu," Goku said.
"Go to Hell, Goku!" Chouzu shouted, and flew at him. Goku smacked him away with ease and ran up the staircase. Guldo was waiting for him.
Goku sighed, not wanting to knock him out as well. However, Guldo ran off screaming. Goku opened the door.
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"Indeed, King Cold. Freeza attacked me and everything unprovoked. He had this crazy idea that he was going to conquer Earth. I had no choice but to defend myself," Piccolo assured him.
Piccolo sat behind his desk while King Cold stood in front of it, ducking his head so it wouldn't crash through the ceiling.
"Hmm, how unfortunate," King Cold said.
"Yes, I don't know what came over him. Cigar?"
"No thanks, but I'm afraid I don't smoke, hmm."
"What a shame. Ah well."
"Hmm, well, I must be on my way. I'll let it slide this time, since I like Cooler better anyway."
King Cold checked his wrist as though he had a watch.
"I'll walk you out," Piccolo said.
"Hmm, superb."
The two made their way out and ran into none other then Goku!!
"Hmm, what a. . . pleasant surprise," King Cold said.
"King Cold!" Goku exclaimed. "What's the meaning of this Piccolo?"
"Uhh, nothing," Piccolo replied. "King Cold isn't really here."
"Piccolo," Goku said seriously. "What have you been up to? Your guards tried to kill me."
Piccolo straightened his tie nervously. "Is that so? I, uh, won't tolerate their insubordination. Sorry about the inconvenience Goku, you may leave."
"I think not," King Cold said suddenly. "That's the guy that defeated my son on Namek, hmm."
"Who cares?" Piccolo said. "I'm the one that KILLED your son! Are you fucking stupid?"
"HUH?! How dare you speak to the Almighty King Cold in such a manner! You must die!"
King Cold actually landed a sucker punch on Piccolo. His sunglasses were knocked off and he flew into a nearby wall.
"Hey!" Goku shouted, and King Cold punched him unexpectedly as well. He, too, flew against a wall. Tien came out of nowhere and attacked King Cold. King Cold smacked him away and he flew through the window.
"Hmm, superb. An easy victory," King Cold said triumphantly.
"Hell no," Piccolo said getting back up. "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
King Cold crossed his arms and laughed. "Pathetic Namek---GAH!"
Piccolo destroyed him with one blast. It unfortunately left a giant hole in his house. A second later Cell showed up. "What happen?"
"Somebody set up us the bomb," Piccolo replied. "I mean, nothing. Don't worry about it."
Goku walked up to Piccolo a few minutes later. "Good job, Piccolo. And I thought you were evil the whole time."
Goku, Piccolo, and Cell laughed (but Piccolo and Cell's laughs were sarcastic ones) for a few minutes. When they stopped Goku asked if Piccolo had seen Goten and Trunks.
"Nope," Piccolo answered, "haven't seen 'em."
"Well alright then. See ya Piccolo."
Goku flew off and Piccolo let out a sigh of relief. "I'm glad he's an idiot," Piccolo said, and put his sunglasses back on.
THE END
.for now
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Cast (in order of appearance)
Goku
Piccolo
Freeza
Vegeta
Nappa
Chouzu
Guldo
Tien
Trunks and Goten
Cell
Krillen
King Cold
Jeice
Burter
Recoome
