A/N: Hi again! I'm really bored right now. And pissed off. . . Anywayz, I'm using my homework time to write this part of the story. So it would be greatly appreciated if you at least review. My mom thinks that I'm typing down my homework in this lovely computer. HA! That's a keeper. If only she knew. . .if only she knew. . .

Ron: :::congratulating Hermione_Harry::: Good going! You have your mom fooled! But, one question though. . .

And what's that?

Ron: What's a computer?

Oh my god. . .you don't know what a computer is?!? Your hopeless. . .

Hermione: :::scowling::: You know better than to do that to your mum! You should do your homework!

Hermione, for once in your life, can you be quiet?

Hermione: :::shuts her mouth:::

Harry: :::joyful::: Yeah good job Hermione_Harry!

Anywayz peeps, I forgot to mention earlier that we have mail! We have E-mail, snail mail, fax mail, even telephone mail. ::::holds hand up as she receives curious stares::: Don't ask me how the phone mail works. Heck, even I don't know!

Harry: :::excited::: Go ahead then; open the first one!

Okay! :::grabs a big box hat was under her chair and takes out one envelope::: Here we go. This is from. . . :::looks for name::: Not here. Stupid people. Forgetting their own name! Honestly. . . :::smells the envelope for no apparent reason::: Oooo, it smells like. . .oranges. Yum, yum! :::opens it up:::

Ron: :::impatient::: Come on already, read!

Okay, no need to get all touchy. Geez. :::starts to read out loud:::

My dearest,

I can't wait until we have another night like we had the other day. I never experienced anything like it. I'm still-

What the hell?!?! Who wrote this?!? :::starts to scan thru paper and rests on the last piece of the writing::: Gulp. :::tucks it in nice and neat and gives it to Hermione::: Hermione, Krum better figure out that you guys only act together. Not actually get together! That doesn't happen until J.K.Rowling says so. And besides did you actually sleep with him?

Hermione: :::pink::: No way! I'd never sleep with him! I'm too young.

Well, if you didn't sleep with him, then who did?

:::in the corner of the room, there was a prostitute who looked like a total whore:::

Prostitute: :::in a deep voice::: Hey all.

Holy SHIT! Your a man!

HARRY POTTER

AND THE

ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

Chapter 6: Little Buggers

Hermione_Harry

Ron looked around the circle and his eyes landed on someone.

"Fred. . . truth or dare?", said Ron.

He thought for a moment, then said, "Dare,"

A sly smile appeared on Ron's face. "Okay, I dare you to dance around wearing only your undies."

Everyone started laughing.

"Great, I'll do it!", he got up and left the room to and went inside the loo.

A minute later he came out only wearing his boxers which unfortunately, it had moving stars.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!", went the whole group.

Then Fred started dancing. Doing the jiggalo and the shibby. Then he started dancing like a Russian. It looked like Fred was deeply enjoying himself before Ron had to drag him back to the loo and lock him in until he put his clothes back on.

Finally Fred was back outside and fully clothed. It was his turn now. Uh oh. . .

"Hermione, Truth or dare?"

"Truth," she replied rather quickly.

Everyone around went, "Aww!"

Fred thought for a moment and then stopped.

"Hermione, have you ever. . . failed and exam or even. . .a class?"

Hermione started to get pink in the face and her eyes suddenly fell down to the floor.

"Well there was this one time I didn't do so well on a quiz for social studies. . ."

"Don't tell me that the Perfect Goody-dooer Hermione actually failed a test!" exclaimed Ginny.

"Did I say I failed it?" shot back Hermione.

"No."

"Then why are you saying that?" said Hermione.

Ginny became quiet and Hermione continued, "I got my first 'C' on that stupid exam. Oh well! I still was the first student in class to graduate!" and she laughed.

"Okay Hermione, its your turn." said Fred.

She looked around. And she decided to call on someone.

"Ron," said Hermione, "Truth or dare?"

He thought for a moment and decided on, "Dare."

A small smile flickered on her face when he said that. She knew Ron would never pick truth. He likes to keep some secrets to himself, thank you very much.

"I dare you to-"

But before Hermione could finish, Mrs. Weasley apparated back right in front of Ginny.

"Oh, so sorry Ginny!", she moved out of the way and looked for Fred. When she found him she took out her hand as if to shake his hand. Fred looked at her bewilderedly before he took out his own hand out of his pocket and shook hers too. "So sorry to interrupt your er. . . game, but I must go now. Arthur's waiting. . ." And she dissaperated.

"What was that all about?" asked Harry.

"Mum just like to shake our hands once in a while. . . very odd if you ask me. . ." replied Fred with a grin.

Harry just raised his eyebrows as if not believing a word he is saying.

"Well, come on then! Lets play!" said Fred not daring to look at Harry straight in the eye. Everybody too looked at the wall around them. Hermione now decided to tell Ron his dare.

"Ron, I dare you to kiss a Gnome full on the mouth!" Then she started laughing followed by the others who clutched their stomachs. Ron only stayed open mouthed. He was too shocked to comply.

When the laughter died down, Ginny waved her hands in front of Ron, wondering if he was sleeping again.

"Ron? RON? RON?!" yelled Ginny, with patience that was the size of a jelly bean.

He snapped out of it and said, "Do I have to?"

"Yes Ron. You have to." replied Hermione quickly which showed she was greatly enjoying this.

He started whine but got up nothing less. He did not want to be called a 'chicken', by his so-called brothers who also happened to be the head pranksters of Hogwarts; hint, hint.

All of them followed Ron out into the back yard. In the silent yard, you could hear little giggles here and there of the little creatures. But since they were so mischievous and sly, Ron couldn't tell where at least one was. He looked around the dark and bushy grass looking for the little buggers.

Out of the corner of his eye, Ron saw a branch of a bush move followed by a giggle. He ran as fast as he could and jumped on the spot he expected the Gnome to be and Eureka! He caught it! Ron dangled it by the ankle and brought it over to the whole group who were smiling.

Ron passed the Gnome very carefully to Harry who helped him carry it; for support of course.

"Okay Ron, now kiss it. . ." instructed Hermione.

He gave an annoying glance at her, determined to get back. Hermione totally ignored Ron, she wanted to see him kiss that gnome!

Slowly, he lifted up the its egg-like head and faced the many teeth of the Gnome. Ron was sure he was about to faint.

"Do I have to kiss it in the mouth?"

"No, you can kiss its head if you like." said Hermione.

Everyone was watching with silent excitement. All of there eyes were glued to Ron and the little creature. Everything seemed to be going in slow motion. Soon his lips were close to the Gnomes head when-ZAP!

"OW!"

The Gnome bit Ron on the nose with its little sharp teeth. He clamored and put his hands to his nose as it was gong to ease the pain away.

Harry and the other boys helped Ron. The twins grabbed the little bugger (which was incidentally trying to run away) and gave it to Harry. Harry grabbed its bony feet and started to spin it around. He let go on the fourth spin and out went flying the animal. Forty-Fifty-Sixty-Seventy feet into the air! Wow. A new record for Harry!

The girl mostly helped Ron back inside the house before anymore of the creatures came out. Hermione had to go to Mrs. Weasley things to try and find some potion for Ron. She found one and unfortunately it was pink. Hermione got a cloth and dipped it on some of the bright liquid.

"Ron, move your hand. I need to put this on you."

"No, I know my nose is so red and huge," he replied.

"Ron you either move your hands or I'll tell Fred and George to them for me," she said. Behind her you could see the twins holding up there wands. When Ron saw that, he moved his hands and put on a straight face.

"Anybody want lunch?" asked Ginny.

"Yep" replied all the boys.

"Come on then. Ron you stay there. That liquid is going to put the swelling down in a gif."

When all of them were gone Hermione put the liquid on Ron's nose. It hurt a little but nevertheless, it was supposed to help. Then suddenly Ron realized how close Hermione's face was to Ron's. How her hands are so soft and delicate against his skin.

Hermione however, didn't notice a thing. She was too busy looking at the label for the potion. Then she realized he was looking at her. She lifted up her head and came face-to-face with Ron. Ron automatically looked away and she just shrugged it off.

Minutes later the group came. Al of them decided that the game was too dangerous for all of them to play (most of them looked at Ginny) because of the rating of it. The day was passed rather quickly for all of them and before they knew it Mr. and Mrs. Weasley came back at 7 o'clock on the minute.

Harry was going downstairs to get a cup of water when he heard George (or Fred) speak in a room where the door as ajar.

"And?" was mistakenly one of the twins voice.

"Done." replied Mrs. Weasley.

"Excellent. . ."

A/N: So got you guessing yet? MWAHAHAHA! I'm evil. Sorry guys, but maybe my next update won't be in the three days I promised. You see, I have a life crisis right now and I don't know if I'll be able to post up my next chapter.

Okay, after that little incident that happened earlier :::looks around::: we would like to say something first.

Harry: Yeah. If you want to send us a mail post it with your review. If you just post mail for us we won't open it for the public.

That's right. Hee. I'm making you all review. Aren't I so evil? :::grins:::

Ron: I hate you. . .

:::innocently::: Why?

Ron: Why did you have to make me do that in this chapter?!

Oh, chill out Ron. I was thinking of making you both kiss, but I thought it was a teeny weeny to quick, even for Hermione.

Ron: :::outrageous::: You were going to make me kiss?!?!

Hermione: Oh Ron, do be quiet. It doesn't matter. We were only acting. . .

Ron: :::still angry::: Well your lucky. You have to kiss me while I have to kiss YOU!

Harry and author: Uh oh. . .

Hermione: :::daring whisper::: What did you say?

Ron: :::nervous::: Umm. . . duckies?

Hermione: You better run Weasley. . .

Ron: :::very girly scream::: AHHHH!!!!!

Harry and author: Here we go again . . .