One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...

I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...

METAL GEAR KIDS 2!
Part 6
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~Coyote~

(Raiden is distracting Big Boss while
Snake, Fox, and Otacon are standing in front of Solidus's room.)

Otacon: ....Umm...should we storm his room...?
Snake: Don't know...This may be a trap...
Fox: ...Uhh...so...who's going first...?

---at the same time elsewhere---

Raiden: Umm...err...I MEANT SMELLY DEER!!!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Big Boss: Kid....You said something like "Metal Gear"...
...Who told you?
Raiden: About whaaaat???!!
Big Boss: Hm?! You didn't know...?
Raiden: (blank stare) Tricycle gear?
Big Boss: Argh....umm, here's $20.
Keep it quiet or you won't see tomorrow!!
Raiden: EEP!!

(A bunch of yelling and crashing comes from upsatirs)

Big Boss: WHAT THE HELL?!

(B.B. runs upstairs into Solidus's room to find Otacon sprawled on the floor, Fox holding a plastic sword and a water gun, and Snake holding Solidus in a chokehold.)

Big Boss: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!

(B.B. sees paper on the floor and picks it up. It's the blueprints for Metal Gear with crayon-coloring all over it. It says "Tricycle Gear" at the top of the page in crayon)

Big Boss: ...THESE ARE MY BLUEPRINTS!!
--SOLIDUS!! DID YOU DO THIS?!
Solidus: No!! You have it all wrong!! Snake and his friends are trying to frame me!!
Big Boss: BOTH OF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!!!
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU; GO HOME!! NOW!!!

(Otacon and Fox bolt, but Raiden stays)

Raiden: Umm...mister Boss sir?
Big Boss: I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE!!
Raiden: But I have to potty and--
Big Boss: LEAVE!!!
Raiden: EEEK!!!

(Raiden leaves)

END!

Narrator: The day has been saved!
--But what about Scott's Tricycle Gear?!
What will become of our heroes in the next episode?!!
Find out.....
Nikita Coyote salutes yoooouuu!!

Metal Gear Kids 3, believe it or not, has already been made!
Stay tuned for tomorrow!
(that's right! I'll make all of you wait until tomorrow!)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!