Chapter 5: More of that mushy stuff
Twinkie: oh god.
When Mai got back, every one was gone, they must have just gone inside cause it was cold, so she went inside of her group's motor home
Mai: (shivering a bit) holy crap, is it ever cold outside(puts on her purple jacket and sits down next to Madison)
Madison and Sakura were watching Tea teaching Yue how to play duel monsters.
Yue: I think I got it now
Tea: so how do you use a trap card?
Yue: um.
Tea: (sweatdrops) oh well, hey Madison, why is your face all.. weird?
Madison: (who's been trying not to laugh this whole time) ..(looks at Mai, holding up her video camera)
Mai: what?.......you didn't!
Madison: (beems) yeah I did, hehehehehe
Sakura: what are you talking about?(O.o;)
Mai: (puts her hand on top of Madison's mouth) nothing!(blushing maddly)
Sakura: (snatches the video camera away from Madison and an unsuspecting Mai) lets see what's on the tape(pops it in the VCR)
As sakura rewound the tape, she saw what Madison was giggling about, Yue didn't get what was so funny, Tea looked like she was going to have a stroke, and Bakura came in just in time to see Mai run outside after Madison
Mai: come back here so I can strangle you!
Madison: yikes(running away, really fast)
Bakura: (sweatdrops wile looking at Mai) what the hell?(look's at the tv screen) WHAT THE HELL!?
Tea: (took Sakura's hand and ran outside wile motioning for Yue to follow)
As soon as Tea, Sakura and Yue ran outside, they took refuge in another motor home,
Seto: what do you want?(not looking away from the computer screen)
Serenity: (nudges Seto)
CRASH!!
Serenity: what the- what was that?
Tea: (sweatdrops) hehe. well um.
Seto: well, some one better tell me what's going on here
Sakura: hehehe
Seto: never mind, I'll go check it out (gets up and leaves with a curious Serenity following)
Serenity: Seto, tell me some thing
Seto: what?
Serenity: is you're nickname oni boy?
Seto: (O.o).....no
Serenity: I knew it! It is you isn't it?
Seto: alright, arlight, but don't go telling any one my nickname on msn!
Serenity: why?
Seto: um. just because...
They got to the motor home the crashing noise came from, just then Bakura came out, looking..calm?(O.o) he dusted himself off, gave them a happy- satisfied look and left
Seto: you better not have broken any thing, cause if you did I'll send you the bill!
Bakura: (mimicking what Seto just said under his breath, but keeps waling away)
Seto and Serenity walked inside, amazingly, nothing was broken
Twinkie: ...wow
Serenity: I don't get it, nothings broken where were those crashing noises coming from?
Just then, as if to answer her question some thing black and stringy flew past her face, she looked at it for a few seconds.. A video tape???
Seto: what the hell?(turns around to see Bakura giving him the finger)
Serenity: what do you think this was?
Seto: I don't know, but I bet Tea, Sakura and Yue do
~later~
Tea: are you kidding!? We can't tell you what was on the tape!?
Sakura: yeah, knowing how that sphyco wrecked the tape think of what he'd do to us if we told you what was on it!?
Ryou and Joey walked in, just in time to catch the conversation
Ryou: yeah, well that sphyco's my other half
Sakura: holy crap! Don't scare me like that!? I thought you were Bakura!?
Yue: I don't understand, what's so bad about Bakura and Mai-(Tea covered his mouth with her hand)
Seto: oh god, Bakura and Mai? No more(covers his eyes with one hand) I don't want to know what they were doing
Tea: they were kissing okay!?
Sakura: (shook her head in disapointment)
Tea: (sweatrops)oops. hehe did I just say that?
Every one nods
Tea: aw crap
Ryou: never would have known Mai liked Bakura.
Serenity: yeah but vise versa.. That's just as bad
Ryou: no no, remember that potion I made, that he drank?
Serenity: oh yeah that love potion.. That means he doesn't really like her, it's just the potion
Joey: oh and another thing, that's why we came here, Yami found a cure for the potion.. Kind of
Serenity: how can you 'kind of' find a cure
Ryou: what he means is that this potion isn't permanent, so in a few days if it was the potion that made my yami like Mai, he won't like her any more
Seto: who in their right mind would give yami Bakura a love potion?
Ryou: (big sweatrop)
Seto: hehe... you didn't
Serenity: he did
Ryou: oh well, I don't want any one to tell Bakura that the potion's going to were off
Seto: what ever
Mokuba: (just came in) hey you guys, come on, Yami's making a potion
Isis: are you sure what you're doing?
Yami: of course, do you think I'd experiment with ancient curses?
Silence
Yami: oh come on, no one takes me seriously around here
Yami was sitting at a picnic table with a little bowl of glowing purple powder in it with Isis reading from a scroll
Mokuba, Seto, Serenity, Tea, Yue, Madison and Sakura got there. Serenity, Madison and Sakura went for a closer look, Seto looked really nervous(he's like, oh god, more potions) Isis was next to Yami reading, and Mokuba was circling Yami in curiousity, asking questions like: what's she saying, what kind of potion is it, what's it going to do (bla,bla,bla)Yue and Tea were watching, not really surprised cause both had seen people making potions before.
Yami: will you go sit down or some thing, for Ra sakes, you're making my head spin
Mokuba: (went to sit down still looking really interested)
When Mokuba was circling the picnic table he accidentally dropped his deck in the bowl,(or maybe it was some one else's?) as he noticed, he told Sakura
Sakura: wait, there's some thing in the bowl
Isis: (screwed up on her sentence, without noticing) don't worry it shouldn't change any thing
Suddenly it started to glow a lot
Yami: no but that did, you just ended the potion, now it's going to do some thing else
Isis: aw shit..
Seto: (grabbed Mokuba's hand and ran into one of the motor homes) come on Serenity!
Serenity: (noticed what was going on, she ran after them)
After the glowing stopped, every one was laying on the ground, Yami had his arm around Isis, kind of like he was trying to protect her (O.o) Yue had his wing out and was covering Tea, Sakura and Madison(Tea, was so scared out of her wits, she had her arms around his neck and her head next to Yue's chest)
Yue: (blushing) um.(O.o) Tea, you can let go any time now
Tea: hehe (let's go)
Mai: (comes running) what the hell was that?
Yami: a screw up on a potion
Isis: it wasn't my fault(takes out the dueling deck) um. this isn't Mokuba's
Yami: (O.O;) AW SHIT! Isis, find out what that potion does A.S.A.P.!!!
Isis: okay
As Isis runs in her group's motor home to find her books and scrolls and stuff every one else is coming around
Joey, Ryou, Bakura run over to where they were,
Yami: (runs to Seto's motor home) KAIBA!?
Seto was sitting in the driver's seat Serenity was in the passanger seat and Mokuba locked himself in the bed room
Seto: what?
Yami: here's your deck... are you alright? You're looking kind of pale
Seto: think that glowing light screwed up your eye sight? I feel fine(takes his deck) how'd you get this?
Yami: Mokuba must have borrowed it or some thing, he dropped it in the powder
Seto: (dusting off his three most favourite cards)damn it, now there's pixie dust all over my blue eyes white dragons
Serenity: (sweatdrops) where's Mokuba?
Seto: in hiding
Yami: well I'm going to go help Isis find what that screw up did, mean wile I suggest you put you're deck some were safe, who knows what that could have done to your cards
Seto: (glares at him) you better hope that I wont have to re-name my cards the pink-eyed white dragons, cause you wont live to regret it
Yami: (gulp) hehe, well, about those scrolls, I better go help Isis.. bye(runs out)
Serenity: what time is it?(yawns)
Seto: (looks at his watch) 10:23 pm
Serenity: think I can get Mokuba to unlock the door? I want to go to bed
Seto: (smiles a bit, then goes to the back) Mokuba, open the door
Mokuba: (slowly turns the nob and pushes the door open) is it over?
Serenity: nothing happened
Mokuba: really, okay(opens the door all the way and steps out)
Seto: (sticks his arm in front to block him) where do you think you're going?
Mokuba: hehe(turns around) bed?
Seto: (nods)
Mokuba: 'night big brother
After Mokuba went to sleep(two minutes) Seto went outside, bored, he leaned against the motor home, but some thing pressed on his back, he reached behind and freaked, he ran inside again and looked in the mirror. He had wings, not angel wings, no way, these were white and scaly.
Seto: "you gotta be @$#%n' kidding me"
Yami was right, he did look really pale, practically white, same color as his wings, his eyes were the same color but sharper than usual, now he was really freaked, that damned potion was turning him into..
Seto: "no, this is some kind of a @$#%ing nightmare"(pinched his cheek really hard, he winced at the pain, oh well his cheek wasn't white any more)
He ran outside, he didn't want any one to see him like this, he sat behind the motor home, at least he wasn't growing a tail. yet, he was facing the woods, he thought against going in the forest, then decided to go in any ways
Seto: (walking) "nothing in there can be any freakier than me, so what the hell"
Serenity woke up, she couldn't sleep she thought she heard Seto slamming the door to the motor home, she looked at Mokuba, he was sound asleep, Seto wasn't there though, so she got up. After she got out of the room she looked for Seto, first the computer, not there, then the front, not there ether, she decided he went outside, so she got a jacket and went out.
Seto had finally reached the woods, he decided not to go to far, incase he got lost, so he hid where he could still see the parking lot and sat down on a tree stump.
Serenity noticed a small camp fire, there was Joey, Ryou, Bakura, Mai, Tea and Yue, Joey was trying to tell ghost stories.. More like, struggling..
Serenity: hey, has any one seen Seto?
Mai: nope
Serenity: (sat down next to Mai)
Joey: and then it popped up and AHHHH!
Joey was telling one of his screwed up ghost stories, wile he was telling it, he suddenly popped up behind Ryou and almost literally scared the shit out of him
Ryou: (shaking a lot)
Joey: hahaha, you're scared
Bakura: who wouldn't be if you popped up behind them, I'm surprised Ryou didn't have a siesure seeing you're face
Joey: nah, you're just jealous that you can't tell stories like me
Bakura: so you want to here some thing scary, Joseph? How about I tell you the time I accidentally walked in on Ryou's dad in the shower
Joey: no please, it sounds to horrifying, hahahahaha
Ryou: (sweatdrops)
Yami: (runs up to them, out of breath) ah.. shit....
Serenity: what's the hurry?
Yami: never.....mind.....where is...Kaiba?
Serenity: I don't know, I already looked for him, he's no where to be seen
Yami: aw shit.....to late
Bakura: what the hell are you talking about, pharaoh?
Yami: I found out what the potion did!
Serenity: what happened to Seto?(looking really worried)
Yami: first of all, what the potion does, you nead a personal object from the person, some thing they treasure alot
Mai: his blue eyes cards
Yami: next it..
Serenity: WHAT!?
Seto: (wakes up) what the hell was that(rubbing his eyes)
Yami: calm down, Serenity
Serenity: calm down, CALM DOWN!?
Yami: don't worry, I don't think he's going to completly turn into a blue eyes white dragon, just grow wings or a tail or some thing
Joey: ha! He can call me a dog, but I can call him a freak!
Serenity: (on the verge of crying, turns around and slaps Joey, hard)
Joey: (holding his cheek) ouch, @$#%
Seto: (can see all of this going on) hehehe, this is great, hmm.(turns his head to see a bit of his right wing) "wonder if I can fly with these things?"
Yami: my guess is that he saw himself in the mirror and went to hide some- where
Ryou: so, if you were Kaiba, half blue eyes, half person, were would you hide?
They all turn to see the forest
Seto: ........aw shit(gets up and runs deeper into the forest)
Bakura: did you see that?
Mai: what?
Bakura: shh(holds a finger to his mouth as they all listen, there were defenitly rustling noises coming from the woods)
Yami: damn it, he's in there, and he's determined to stay in there
Bakura: this means only one thing!(stands up and smacks his fist into his other hand)
Yami: uh oh
Serenity: what do you suggest?
Bakura: (evil grin) it's dragon-hunting season!
They all anime fall
Bakura: all we need is a net, a tranqualiser gun and dog biscuits!
Joey: why?
Bakura: like I'm telling you
Ryou: where are we going to get a traqualiser gun?
Bakura: in my suit case, that's where!
Ryou: another thing, dog biscuits?
Bakura: well what do dragons, aspecialy Kaiba, like to eat?
Yami: dog biscuits, Bakura?
Bakura: you think to small, no, they like eating dogs! In this case, Joey, how are we going to get Joey to do this? Dog biscuits damnit! Dog biscuits!
Ryou: I don't think Kaiba's gone so mentally ill that he'd want to eat Joey
Bakura: (shrugs) you're right, I don't think any thing in this world's so @$#%ing dumb that it would even consider eating Joey
Twinkie: is that weird or what!? Bet you didn't expect Seto to turn into a blue eyes, hu?
Seto: (glaring) damn right I wouldn't eat Joey!? That's wrong!
Twinkie: lots of things are wrong, Seto, but don't worry, lighten up, can't get any worse than this right? So things can only get better
Seto: probably.
Bakura runs by with a fishing rod, a dog biscuit hooked on it and Joey in a dog suit chasing after him
Seto: (struggling not to laugh) you're right, things can only get better
Twinkie: (sweatdrops) oh god.. Review, please
Twinkie: oh god.
When Mai got back, every one was gone, they must have just gone inside cause it was cold, so she went inside of her group's motor home
Mai: (shivering a bit) holy crap, is it ever cold outside(puts on her purple jacket and sits down next to Madison)
Madison and Sakura were watching Tea teaching Yue how to play duel monsters.
Yue: I think I got it now
Tea: so how do you use a trap card?
Yue: um.
Tea: (sweatdrops) oh well, hey Madison, why is your face all.. weird?
Madison: (who's been trying not to laugh this whole time) ..(looks at Mai, holding up her video camera)
Mai: what?.......you didn't!
Madison: (beems) yeah I did, hehehehehe
Sakura: what are you talking about?(O.o;)
Mai: (puts her hand on top of Madison's mouth) nothing!(blushing maddly)
Sakura: (snatches the video camera away from Madison and an unsuspecting Mai) lets see what's on the tape(pops it in the VCR)
As sakura rewound the tape, she saw what Madison was giggling about, Yue didn't get what was so funny, Tea looked like she was going to have a stroke, and Bakura came in just in time to see Mai run outside after Madison
Mai: come back here so I can strangle you!
Madison: yikes(running away, really fast)
Bakura: (sweatdrops wile looking at Mai) what the hell?(look's at the tv screen) WHAT THE HELL!?
Tea: (took Sakura's hand and ran outside wile motioning for Yue to follow)
As soon as Tea, Sakura and Yue ran outside, they took refuge in another motor home,
Seto: what do you want?(not looking away from the computer screen)
Serenity: (nudges Seto)
CRASH!!
Serenity: what the- what was that?
Tea: (sweatdrops) hehe. well um.
Seto: well, some one better tell me what's going on here
Sakura: hehehe
Seto: never mind, I'll go check it out (gets up and leaves with a curious Serenity following)
Serenity: Seto, tell me some thing
Seto: what?
Serenity: is you're nickname oni boy?
Seto: (O.o).....no
Serenity: I knew it! It is you isn't it?
Seto: alright, arlight, but don't go telling any one my nickname on msn!
Serenity: why?
Seto: um. just because...
They got to the motor home the crashing noise came from, just then Bakura came out, looking..calm?(O.o) he dusted himself off, gave them a happy- satisfied look and left
Seto: you better not have broken any thing, cause if you did I'll send you the bill!
Bakura: (mimicking what Seto just said under his breath, but keeps waling away)
Seto and Serenity walked inside, amazingly, nothing was broken
Twinkie: ...wow
Serenity: I don't get it, nothings broken where were those crashing noises coming from?
Just then, as if to answer her question some thing black and stringy flew past her face, she looked at it for a few seconds.. A video tape???
Seto: what the hell?(turns around to see Bakura giving him the finger)
Serenity: what do you think this was?
Seto: I don't know, but I bet Tea, Sakura and Yue do
~later~
Tea: are you kidding!? We can't tell you what was on the tape!?
Sakura: yeah, knowing how that sphyco wrecked the tape think of what he'd do to us if we told you what was on it!?
Ryou and Joey walked in, just in time to catch the conversation
Ryou: yeah, well that sphyco's my other half
Sakura: holy crap! Don't scare me like that!? I thought you were Bakura!?
Yue: I don't understand, what's so bad about Bakura and Mai-(Tea covered his mouth with her hand)
Seto: oh god, Bakura and Mai? No more(covers his eyes with one hand) I don't want to know what they were doing
Tea: they were kissing okay!?
Sakura: (shook her head in disapointment)
Tea: (sweatrops)oops. hehe did I just say that?
Every one nods
Tea: aw crap
Ryou: never would have known Mai liked Bakura.
Serenity: yeah but vise versa.. That's just as bad
Ryou: no no, remember that potion I made, that he drank?
Serenity: oh yeah that love potion.. That means he doesn't really like her, it's just the potion
Joey: oh and another thing, that's why we came here, Yami found a cure for the potion.. Kind of
Serenity: how can you 'kind of' find a cure
Ryou: what he means is that this potion isn't permanent, so in a few days if it was the potion that made my yami like Mai, he won't like her any more
Seto: who in their right mind would give yami Bakura a love potion?
Ryou: (big sweatrop)
Seto: hehe... you didn't
Serenity: he did
Ryou: oh well, I don't want any one to tell Bakura that the potion's going to were off
Seto: what ever
Mokuba: (just came in) hey you guys, come on, Yami's making a potion
Isis: are you sure what you're doing?
Yami: of course, do you think I'd experiment with ancient curses?
Silence
Yami: oh come on, no one takes me seriously around here
Yami was sitting at a picnic table with a little bowl of glowing purple powder in it with Isis reading from a scroll
Mokuba, Seto, Serenity, Tea, Yue, Madison and Sakura got there. Serenity, Madison and Sakura went for a closer look, Seto looked really nervous(he's like, oh god, more potions) Isis was next to Yami reading, and Mokuba was circling Yami in curiousity, asking questions like: what's she saying, what kind of potion is it, what's it going to do (bla,bla,bla)Yue and Tea were watching, not really surprised cause both had seen people making potions before.
Yami: will you go sit down or some thing, for Ra sakes, you're making my head spin
Mokuba: (went to sit down still looking really interested)
When Mokuba was circling the picnic table he accidentally dropped his deck in the bowl,(or maybe it was some one else's?) as he noticed, he told Sakura
Sakura: wait, there's some thing in the bowl
Isis: (screwed up on her sentence, without noticing) don't worry it shouldn't change any thing
Suddenly it started to glow a lot
Yami: no but that did, you just ended the potion, now it's going to do some thing else
Isis: aw shit..
Seto: (grabbed Mokuba's hand and ran into one of the motor homes) come on Serenity!
Serenity: (noticed what was going on, she ran after them)
After the glowing stopped, every one was laying on the ground, Yami had his arm around Isis, kind of like he was trying to protect her (O.o) Yue had his wing out and was covering Tea, Sakura and Madison(Tea, was so scared out of her wits, she had her arms around his neck and her head next to Yue's chest)
Yue: (blushing) um.(O.o) Tea, you can let go any time now
Tea: hehe (let's go)
Mai: (comes running) what the hell was that?
Yami: a screw up on a potion
Isis: it wasn't my fault(takes out the dueling deck) um. this isn't Mokuba's
Yami: (O.O;) AW SHIT! Isis, find out what that potion does A.S.A.P.!!!
Isis: okay
As Isis runs in her group's motor home to find her books and scrolls and stuff every one else is coming around
Joey, Ryou, Bakura run over to where they were,
Yami: (runs to Seto's motor home) KAIBA!?
Seto was sitting in the driver's seat Serenity was in the passanger seat and Mokuba locked himself in the bed room
Seto: what?
Yami: here's your deck... are you alright? You're looking kind of pale
Seto: think that glowing light screwed up your eye sight? I feel fine(takes his deck) how'd you get this?
Yami: Mokuba must have borrowed it or some thing, he dropped it in the powder
Seto: (dusting off his three most favourite cards)damn it, now there's pixie dust all over my blue eyes white dragons
Serenity: (sweatdrops) where's Mokuba?
Seto: in hiding
Yami: well I'm going to go help Isis find what that screw up did, mean wile I suggest you put you're deck some were safe, who knows what that could have done to your cards
Seto: (glares at him) you better hope that I wont have to re-name my cards the pink-eyed white dragons, cause you wont live to regret it
Yami: (gulp) hehe, well, about those scrolls, I better go help Isis.. bye(runs out)
Serenity: what time is it?(yawns)
Seto: (looks at his watch) 10:23 pm
Serenity: think I can get Mokuba to unlock the door? I want to go to bed
Seto: (smiles a bit, then goes to the back) Mokuba, open the door
Mokuba: (slowly turns the nob and pushes the door open) is it over?
Serenity: nothing happened
Mokuba: really, okay(opens the door all the way and steps out)
Seto: (sticks his arm in front to block him) where do you think you're going?
Mokuba: hehe(turns around) bed?
Seto: (nods)
Mokuba: 'night big brother
After Mokuba went to sleep(two minutes) Seto went outside, bored, he leaned against the motor home, but some thing pressed on his back, he reached behind and freaked, he ran inside again and looked in the mirror. He had wings, not angel wings, no way, these were white and scaly.
Seto: "you gotta be @$#%n' kidding me"
Yami was right, he did look really pale, practically white, same color as his wings, his eyes were the same color but sharper than usual, now he was really freaked, that damned potion was turning him into..
Seto: "no, this is some kind of a @$#%ing nightmare"(pinched his cheek really hard, he winced at the pain, oh well his cheek wasn't white any more)
He ran outside, he didn't want any one to see him like this, he sat behind the motor home, at least he wasn't growing a tail. yet, he was facing the woods, he thought against going in the forest, then decided to go in any ways
Seto: (walking) "nothing in there can be any freakier than me, so what the hell"
Serenity woke up, she couldn't sleep she thought she heard Seto slamming the door to the motor home, she looked at Mokuba, he was sound asleep, Seto wasn't there though, so she got up. After she got out of the room she looked for Seto, first the computer, not there, then the front, not there ether, she decided he went outside, so she got a jacket and went out.
Seto had finally reached the woods, he decided not to go to far, incase he got lost, so he hid where he could still see the parking lot and sat down on a tree stump.
Serenity noticed a small camp fire, there was Joey, Ryou, Bakura, Mai, Tea and Yue, Joey was trying to tell ghost stories.. More like, struggling..
Serenity: hey, has any one seen Seto?
Mai: nope
Serenity: (sat down next to Mai)
Joey: and then it popped up and AHHHH!
Joey was telling one of his screwed up ghost stories, wile he was telling it, he suddenly popped up behind Ryou and almost literally scared the shit out of him
Ryou: (shaking a lot)
Joey: hahaha, you're scared
Bakura: who wouldn't be if you popped up behind them, I'm surprised Ryou didn't have a siesure seeing you're face
Joey: nah, you're just jealous that you can't tell stories like me
Bakura: so you want to here some thing scary, Joseph? How about I tell you the time I accidentally walked in on Ryou's dad in the shower
Joey: no please, it sounds to horrifying, hahahahaha
Ryou: (sweatdrops)
Yami: (runs up to them, out of breath) ah.. shit....
Serenity: what's the hurry?
Yami: never.....mind.....where is...Kaiba?
Serenity: I don't know, I already looked for him, he's no where to be seen
Yami: aw shit.....to late
Bakura: what the hell are you talking about, pharaoh?
Yami: I found out what the potion did!
Serenity: what happened to Seto?(looking really worried)
Yami: first of all, what the potion does, you nead a personal object from the person, some thing they treasure alot
Mai: his blue eyes cards
Yami: next it..
Serenity: WHAT!?
Seto: (wakes up) what the hell was that(rubbing his eyes)
Yami: calm down, Serenity
Serenity: calm down, CALM DOWN!?
Yami: don't worry, I don't think he's going to completly turn into a blue eyes white dragon, just grow wings or a tail or some thing
Joey: ha! He can call me a dog, but I can call him a freak!
Serenity: (on the verge of crying, turns around and slaps Joey, hard)
Joey: (holding his cheek) ouch, @$#%
Seto: (can see all of this going on) hehehe, this is great, hmm.(turns his head to see a bit of his right wing) "wonder if I can fly with these things?"
Yami: my guess is that he saw himself in the mirror and went to hide some- where
Ryou: so, if you were Kaiba, half blue eyes, half person, were would you hide?
They all turn to see the forest
Seto: ........aw shit(gets up and runs deeper into the forest)
Bakura: did you see that?
Mai: what?
Bakura: shh(holds a finger to his mouth as they all listen, there were defenitly rustling noises coming from the woods)
Yami: damn it, he's in there, and he's determined to stay in there
Bakura: this means only one thing!(stands up and smacks his fist into his other hand)
Yami: uh oh
Serenity: what do you suggest?
Bakura: (evil grin) it's dragon-hunting season!
They all anime fall
Bakura: all we need is a net, a tranqualiser gun and dog biscuits!
Joey: why?
Bakura: like I'm telling you
Ryou: where are we going to get a traqualiser gun?
Bakura: in my suit case, that's where!
Ryou: another thing, dog biscuits?
Bakura: well what do dragons, aspecialy Kaiba, like to eat?
Yami: dog biscuits, Bakura?
Bakura: you think to small, no, they like eating dogs! In this case, Joey, how are we going to get Joey to do this? Dog biscuits damnit! Dog biscuits!
Ryou: I don't think Kaiba's gone so mentally ill that he'd want to eat Joey
Bakura: (shrugs) you're right, I don't think any thing in this world's so @$#%ing dumb that it would even consider eating Joey
Twinkie: is that weird or what!? Bet you didn't expect Seto to turn into a blue eyes, hu?
Seto: (glaring) damn right I wouldn't eat Joey!? That's wrong!
Twinkie: lots of things are wrong, Seto, but don't worry, lighten up, can't get any worse than this right? So things can only get better
Seto: probably.
Bakura runs by with a fishing rod, a dog biscuit hooked on it and Joey in a dog suit chasing after him
Seto: (struggling not to laugh) you're right, things can only get better
Twinkie: (sweatdrops) oh god.. Review, please
