Chapter 8: Random Insanity

Later that day, Bakura woke up outside, he had a pretty bad headache, he figured he got a little to drunk for his own good. He got up and looked around, it was still a bit dark outside, he found Mokuba's foot poking out of some bushes.

Bakura: "what the hell?" (then looks at what he's got in his hand) oohh, that's what I was doing

As he walked about and found the remaining people who had slept outside, he hit them with a face full of water

The only people that had apparently went inside were Malik, Sakura, Tea, Kaiba and Isis. But they probably just didn't come outside to start with.

He found Madison gripping onto a video camera, it looks like she stayed out all night to video tape what ever was going on. She started to talk in her sleep

Bakura took the video camera and went over to Serenity

Bakura: wake up

Serenity: hmm.. What?

Bakura: how do you record things on this?

Serenity: (sat up lazily) you press that button there(she pointed out to him)

Bakura: oh alright

Bakura went back to where Madison was, Serenity following, wondering what he was going to tape

Serenity: what's she saying?

Bakura: some thing about her birthday

Serenity: why does every one seem to talk in their sleep?

Bakura: I don't know, but I hope I don't

Serenity: why? Who do you like?

Bakura: no one, I'm just afraid that I'll confess to some horribly evil things I've done

Serenity: oh.. (sweatdrops) what ever.. Wait a minute, give me that (snatches the video camera)

Bakura: what are you doing?

Serenity: I want to see what happened last night!

Bakura: oh. wait, why didn't I think of that?

Serenity opened up the video camera and took the tape out, then she gently put the camera back in Madison's hand and broke into a sprint to the nearest motor home, once there, she dumbly tripped over and threw the tape, hitting Malik in the head and Waking him up

Malik: (mumbling) what the hell, hey what's this?

Serenity: a tape of what happened last night

Malik: (picks it up) really..

Malik went and put the tape in the VCR and rewound it, Serenity went to sit on the couch and Bakura went inside and stood next to the couch, Isis who was making toast, went over to see what the commotion was all about

Isis: what's going on here?

Malik: quiet, this is what happened last night

And it started, it showed Bakura drinking and throwing rocks at the camera

Bakura: get away, I don't want to do any home work!?

Serenity: hey there (she drunkly wobbles over to Bakura and kisses him)

Serenity: oh my god (hiding her face and turning red)

Malik comes into view, he's holding a beer bottle in his hand and a lighter in the other, he kept flicking it on, when he saw the camera he thought there was something hilarious about it and spat out all his beer at the lit lighter causing some of Bakura's hair to light aflame.

Malik: what the hell? (yanks Bakura's hair) hahaha, it's still black!

Bakura: (smacks Maliks hand so he lets go) at least I don't break out into laughter every time I see a little girl taping me

Malik: oh yeah-

Serenity: shush!

As they redirected their attention to the tv, they saw Yami Yugi come into view, he didn't look all that sober either..

Yami: I'm going to black mail you!

Bakura: (seemed to know what Yami was talking about)how, you dumb ass? Every ones already here!?

Suddenly Bakura tackles Yami and tries to stab him with some nife he found, fortunately his sight was all blured so he kept stabing the grass next to Yami's head

Bakura: stay still so I can brutally murder you

Yami: (knocks the nife out of his hand, let the punching and kicking commence)

The four looked wide eyed at the screen, Serenity cause she's never seen Bakura drunk, Malik was laughing, and Bakura was watching with all his attention. If a nuclear bomb went off he probably wouldn't have noticed. Isis was just standing there, doing nothing

Isis: why couldn't I hear this last night?

Malik: cause you were sick and sleeping

Bakura has one of those super soakers and is squirting water at every one as they run away screaming in fear

Malik: so that's how I ended up inside..

Isis: oh my god

Serenity: all in favor of burning this tape, say I

All accept Isis: I

Isis: (takes the tape) I should show this to Seto

Every one: NO!

Isis: (hands it back) I was only kidding (hands it back)

Serenity: phew

Bakura: still got that lighter?

Malik: (digs around in his pockets) um. yup, found it

Bakura: good, now we're burning this damn tape

Isis: you know every one else was sober

Malik: what's you're point?

Isis: they're going to remember what happened, video tape or not

Serenity: oh no..

Seto: ( just came out of the room) oh yeah, I could hear every thing last night