One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 3!
Part 1
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~Coyote~
(First-grade commander Scott Dolph is giving a seven-minute speech in his tree-house to his fellow comrades)
Scott: Well, as you know, there was recently a disturbance in the peace of our community!!
Kid #1: Uhhhhhhh.....distirbince? Communtee?
Scott: ....Err...Something really bad happened!!
All of the kids: *gasp!*
Scott: Anyway, this big robot thingie made of some sorta cardboard of sorts with waterguns terrorized the playground a few days ago!
Kid #2: Terrorised?
Scott: ...Uhh...Scared alotta people!
All of the kids: *gasp!*
Scott: ....Well, this robot is called Tricycle Gear and it's really bad! The only thing that can stand up to a Tricycle Gear is, of course, another Tricycle Gear!
All of the kids: *gasp!*
Scott: STOP DOING THAAAT!!!
All of the kids: Sorry....
(Scott steps off the box he was standing on and walks across the room to something covered by a bedsheet. He unravels the object to reveal a Tricycle Gear! Everyone stands in awe.)
Kid #1: WOOOOW!!
Scott: After a few rolls of duct-tape and some waterguns, I, along with a team of specialists constructed this anti-Tricycle Gear! It's called Tricycle Gear Scott!
Other kids: NO FAIR!!!
Kid #3: How bout "Ray"?
(A strange clatter from the treehouse roof is heard followed by the voice of...)
???: How bout Tricycle Gear Ocelot?
It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Scott: Wh-who goes there?!
(Ocelot, Gurlucovich, and Fatboy appear! Gurlucovich pushes Scott out of the treehouse, causing Scott to suffer from an extreme boo-boo!)
Scott: WAAAAAAAAH!!!
Ocelot: HA-HAAAAAA!!
Gurlucovich: HA! SISSY!
(The other kids ready their slingshots and waterguns! Ocelot steps up to Tricycle Gear and the kids aim at him. Ocelot turns to Fatboy and nods.)
Ocelot: This treehouse has twelve huge waterballoons that will blow any minute!
Nobody needs to get all wet and yucky needlessly!!
Gurlucovich: Yeah! You tell them! They'll be sorry when they have to face me in a Tricycle Gear!
Ocelot: ...Why would I let you use it?!
Gurlucovich: .....What?!
Ocelot: I had no intention of letting you use it! It's mine!! MIIINE!!
Tricycle Gear only has room for ONE!
Gurlucovich: What?! YOU WEENIE! STEALING IS BAD!!
Ocelot: Stealing? No, I'm taking it back!
Fatboy: Umm, well, I'm hungry and I'm gonna go eat lunch now, bye.
Ocelot & Gurlucovich: YOU STAY HERE!!!
Fatboy: EEEP!!
(Ocelot siezes the opportunity and pushes Gurlucovich out of the treehouse! As Gurlucovich is falling he yells.)
Gurlucovich: TRAITOROUS DOG!!
Ocelot: HAAAA!!
Fatboy: ...Can I go eat lunch now...?
Ocelot: Huh? ...Sure, and by the way, this never happened.
Fatboy: What never happened?
Ocelot: ...Aw, forget it!
(Ocelot gets into TG and rides away
--six blocks down the street, anyway...)
Narrator: Ocelot betrayed Gurlucovich! What is the true intentions of this fiend's plan?!!
Yet another Tricycle Gear exists!!
Where's Philanthropy when you need em?!
Find out....
to be continued....
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you the sequel to the prequel
that got lost in the weekuel known as...
METAL GEAR KIDS 3!
Part 1
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
~Coyote~
(First-grade commander Scott Dolph is giving a seven-minute speech in his tree-house to his fellow comrades)
Scott: Well, as you know, there was recently a disturbance in the peace of our community!!
Kid #1: Uhhhhhhh.....distirbince? Communtee?
Scott: ....Err...Something really bad happened!!
All of the kids: *gasp!*
Scott: Anyway, this big robot thingie made of some sorta cardboard of sorts with waterguns terrorized the playground a few days ago!
Kid #2: Terrorised?
Scott: ...Uhh...Scared alotta people!
All of the kids: *gasp!*
Scott: ....Well, this robot is called Tricycle Gear and it's really bad! The only thing that can stand up to a Tricycle Gear is, of course, another Tricycle Gear!
All of the kids: *gasp!*
Scott: STOP DOING THAAAT!!!
All of the kids: Sorry....
(Scott steps off the box he was standing on and walks across the room to something covered by a bedsheet. He unravels the object to reveal a Tricycle Gear! Everyone stands in awe.)
Kid #1: WOOOOW!!
Scott: After a few rolls of duct-tape and some waterguns, I, along with a team of specialists constructed this anti-Tricycle Gear! It's called Tricycle Gear Scott!
Other kids: NO FAIR!!!
Kid #3: How bout "Ray"?
(A strange clatter from the treehouse roof is heard followed by the voice of...)
???: How bout Tricycle Gear Ocelot?
It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Scott: Wh-who goes there?!
(Ocelot, Gurlucovich, and Fatboy appear! Gurlucovich pushes Scott out of the treehouse, causing Scott to suffer from an extreme boo-boo!)
Scott: WAAAAAAAAH!!!
Ocelot: HA-HAAAAAA!!
Gurlucovich: HA! SISSY!
(The other kids ready their slingshots and waterguns! Ocelot steps up to Tricycle Gear and the kids aim at him. Ocelot turns to Fatboy and nods.)
Ocelot: This treehouse has twelve huge waterballoons that will blow any minute!
Nobody needs to get all wet and yucky needlessly!!
Gurlucovich: Yeah! You tell them! They'll be sorry when they have to face me in a Tricycle Gear!
Ocelot: ...Why would I let you use it?!
Gurlucovich: .....What?!
Ocelot: I had no intention of letting you use it! It's mine!! MIIINE!!
Tricycle Gear only has room for ONE!
Gurlucovich: What?! YOU WEENIE! STEALING IS BAD!!
Ocelot: Stealing? No, I'm taking it back!
Fatboy: Umm, well, I'm hungry and I'm gonna go eat lunch now, bye.
Ocelot & Gurlucovich: YOU STAY HERE!!!
Fatboy: EEEP!!
(Ocelot siezes the opportunity and pushes Gurlucovich out of the treehouse! As Gurlucovich is falling he yells.)
Gurlucovich: TRAITOROUS DOG!!
Ocelot: HAAAA!!
Fatboy: ...Can I go eat lunch now...?
Ocelot: Huh? ...Sure, and by the way, this never happened.
Fatboy: What never happened?
Ocelot: ...Aw, forget it!
(Ocelot gets into TG and rides away
--six blocks down the street, anyway...)
Narrator: Ocelot betrayed Gurlucovich! What is the true intentions of this fiend's plan?!!
Yet another Tricycle Gear exists!!
Where's Philanthropy when you need em?!
Find out....
to be continued....
