A/n: Wee! I got 1 new character!

Audience: Who cares?

A/n: (50t rock squash him) Who do you think, Bastard? Anyways, he'll be starred! Yes he will!

Disclaimer: I dun own zoids!



Chapter 3: Thief, murderer and... a girl?



Vegeta: What are these?

Fiona: They are artificially created microscophic elements squeezed together to release an air pressure of 1/7 gas added to a little of hydrochloric acid which makes a dangerous weapon that could annihilate the whole world.

Vegeta: I know these! I meant these!

Fiona: Oh, zoids.

Vegeta: Ooooo! I want one! (Rides a Lightning Saix)

Raven: I'll stick with this. (Gets a Zaber Fang)

Fiona: I'll get this. (Goes inside a Pteras)

Vegeta: Off we go!

We're off to find that thing,

That thing that took us here,

We're off to find that thing,

Because because because because.

Fiona: Huh?

Raven: What?

Fiona: Someone stole my lolly!

Raven: Somebody stole my cell phone!

Vegeta: Somebody stole my porno!

Fiona: WHAT?

Vegeta: I mean, somebody stole my popcorn!

Fiona: I hafta buy another one!

(Stops at 7/11 stop)

Vegeta: ;drool; must watch porno...

Fiona: Darn, they don't have Warheads...

Raven: How much is a phone card?

Sopkeeper: $5000.

Raven: @#$%!

Fiona: ;farts;

Vegeta: What was that?

Fiona: The gas! It's the gas!

Vegeta: Noooooo!

(meanwhile, Maelgwyn walks in)

Maelgwyn: Can I have coke?

Shopkeeper: Drink or drug?

Maelgwyn: Both 'll do.

Shopkeeper: That'll be $200.

Maelgwyn: Here ya go. (pays $200)

Shopkeeper: What? This is worthless!

Maelgwyn: Man, I knew it! I'll have the drink only.

Shopkeeper: That'll be $12.

Fiona: Why are you charging so much?

Shopkeeper: Well, someone stole my money, cut the supply route, kill an innocent people and STOLE ALL THE DIESEL!!!!!

Maelgwyn: How bout this? (Hands him $48)

Shopkeeper: Deal. Thank you come again.

Fiona: Hi. Who are you?

Maelgwyn: Maelgwyn.

Fiona: I'm Fiona!

Maelgwyn: Duh. I saw you nearly every ep!

Fiona: What do you mean, nearly? I starred in Every ep!

Maelgwyn: No you -what the?

Me: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! STORIES WILL INTERUPT WITH COMMERCIALS!!

Raven: But is that a good thing?

Me: Duh.

Raven: D'oh!

Me: Anyways, commercial time!

Announcer: VISIT MY WEBSITE!

Me: The End.

Raven: That was quick.

Fiona: But this isn't bout zoids stuff!

Me: Duh. Fine different one then!

Announcer: READ MY BIO IF YOU LIKE POINTLESS Ads, STUPID QUOTES AND MORE!

Me: The End.

Raven: that was quick too.

Fiona: I'd say.

Me: On with it! Go! Go!

Maelgwyn: Did not star in every episode.

Fiona: Did too!

Raven: SHUT UP!

Fiona: Fine! Peace!

Maelgwyn: Fine!

Fiona: We better get going. Oy~! Vegeta!

Vegeta: Mama... WHAT? Ok!

Fiona: See you!

Maelgwyn: See ya!

(Outside 7/11, Vegeta come out grumbling)

Vegeta: PORN COST $1000! RIP OFF!

Raven: LOOK! Phone card for $5000! Talk about that!

Fiona: Killer Pythons are $9000000! That's 5x my salary!

Raven/Vegeta: O.O;

Maelgwyn: La di da. ACK! STOP! THIEF!

Fiona: What?

Raven: Huh?

Vegeta: It's a girl!



End Chapter



A/n: Cool chapter huh?

Audience: YOU SUCK!

A/n: Why that little, (kills him in a R-rated violence)

Other Audiences: ;slowly backs away;

A/n: Uh-oh. Please! Don't leave me!