A/n: Wee! I got 1 new character!
Audience: Who cares?
A/n: (50t rock squash him) Who do you think, Bastard? Anyways, he'll be starred! Yes he will!
Disclaimer: I dun own zoids!
Chapter 3: Thief, murderer and... a girl?
Vegeta: What are these?
Fiona: They are artificially created microscophic elements squeezed together to release an air pressure of 1/7 gas added to a little of hydrochloric acid which makes a dangerous weapon that could annihilate the whole world.
Vegeta: I know these! I meant these!
Fiona: Oh, zoids.
Vegeta: Ooooo! I want one! (Rides a Lightning Saix)
Raven: I'll stick with this. (Gets a Zaber Fang)
Fiona: I'll get this. (Goes inside a Pteras)
Vegeta: Off we go!
We're off to find that thing,
That thing that took us here,
We're off to find that thing,
Because because because because.
Fiona: Huh?
Raven: What?
Fiona: Someone stole my lolly!
Raven: Somebody stole my cell phone!
Vegeta: Somebody stole my porno!
Fiona: WHAT?
Vegeta: I mean, somebody stole my popcorn!
Fiona: I hafta buy another one!
(Stops at 7/11 stop)
Vegeta: ;drool; must watch porno...
Fiona: Darn, they don't have Warheads...
Raven: How much is a phone card?
Sopkeeper: $5000.
Raven: @#$%!
Fiona: ;farts;
Vegeta: What was that?
Fiona: The gas! It's the gas!
Vegeta: Noooooo!
(meanwhile, Maelgwyn walks in)
Maelgwyn: Can I have coke?
Shopkeeper: Drink or drug?
Maelgwyn: Both 'll do.
Shopkeeper: That'll be $200.
Maelgwyn: Here ya go. (pays $200)
Shopkeeper: What? This is worthless!
Maelgwyn: Man, I knew it! I'll have the drink only.
Shopkeeper: That'll be $12.
Fiona: Why are you charging so much?
Shopkeeper: Well, someone stole my money, cut the supply route, kill an innocent people and STOLE ALL THE DIESEL!!!!!
Maelgwyn: How bout this? (Hands him $48)
Shopkeeper: Deal. Thank you come again.
Fiona: Hi. Who are you?
Maelgwyn: Maelgwyn.
Fiona: I'm Fiona!
Maelgwyn: Duh. I saw you nearly every ep!
Fiona: What do you mean, nearly? I starred in Every ep!
Maelgwyn: No you -what the?
Me: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! STORIES WILL INTERUPT WITH COMMERCIALS!!
Raven: But is that a good thing?
Me: Duh.
Raven: D'oh!
Me: Anyways, commercial time!
Announcer: VISIT MY WEBSITE!
Me: The End.
Raven: That was quick.
Fiona: But this isn't bout zoids stuff!
Me: Duh. Fine different one then!
Announcer: READ MY BIO IF YOU LIKE POINTLESS Ads, STUPID QUOTES AND MORE!
Me: The End.
Raven: that was quick too.
Fiona: I'd say.
Me: On with it! Go! Go!
Maelgwyn: Did not star in every episode.
Fiona: Did too!
Raven: SHUT UP!
Fiona: Fine! Peace!
Maelgwyn: Fine!
Fiona: We better get going. Oy~! Vegeta!
Vegeta: Mama... WHAT? Ok!
Fiona: See you!
Maelgwyn: See ya!
(Outside 7/11, Vegeta come out grumbling)
Vegeta: PORN COST $1000! RIP OFF!
Raven: LOOK! Phone card for $5000! Talk about that!
Fiona: Killer Pythons are $9000000! That's 5x my salary!
Raven/Vegeta: O.O;
Maelgwyn: La di da. ACK! STOP! THIEF!
Fiona: What?
Raven: Huh?
Vegeta: It's a girl!
End Chapter
A/n: Cool chapter huh?
Audience: YOU SUCK!
A/n: Why that little, (kills him in a R-rated violence)
Other Audiences: ;slowly backs away;
A/n: Uh-oh. Please! Don't leave me!
Audience: Who cares?
A/n: (50t rock squash him) Who do you think, Bastard? Anyways, he'll be starred! Yes he will!
Disclaimer: I dun own zoids!
Chapter 3: Thief, murderer and... a girl?
Vegeta: What are these?
Fiona: They are artificially created microscophic elements squeezed together to release an air pressure of 1/7 gas added to a little of hydrochloric acid which makes a dangerous weapon that could annihilate the whole world.
Vegeta: I know these! I meant these!
Fiona: Oh, zoids.
Vegeta: Ooooo! I want one! (Rides a Lightning Saix)
Raven: I'll stick with this. (Gets a Zaber Fang)
Fiona: I'll get this. (Goes inside a Pteras)
Vegeta: Off we go!
We're off to find that thing,
That thing that took us here,
We're off to find that thing,
Because because because because.
Fiona: Huh?
Raven: What?
Fiona: Someone stole my lolly!
Raven: Somebody stole my cell phone!
Vegeta: Somebody stole my porno!
Fiona: WHAT?
Vegeta: I mean, somebody stole my popcorn!
Fiona: I hafta buy another one!
(Stops at 7/11 stop)
Vegeta: ;drool; must watch porno...
Fiona: Darn, they don't have Warheads...
Raven: How much is a phone card?
Sopkeeper: $5000.
Raven: @#$%!
Fiona: ;farts;
Vegeta: What was that?
Fiona: The gas! It's the gas!
Vegeta: Noooooo!
(meanwhile, Maelgwyn walks in)
Maelgwyn: Can I have coke?
Shopkeeper: Drink or drug?
Maelgwyn: Both 'll do.
Shopkeeper: That'll be $200.
Maelgwyn: Here ya go. (pays $200)
Shopkeeper: What? This is worthless!
Maelgwyn: Man, I knew it! I'll have the drink only.
Shopkeeper: That'll be $12.
Fiona: Why are you charging so much?
Shopkeeper: Well, someone stole my money, cut the supply route, kill an innocent people and STOLE ALL THE DIESEL!!!!!
Maelgwyn: How bout this? (Hands him $48)
Shopkeeper: Deal. Thank you come again.
Fiona: Hi. Who are you?
Maelgwyn: Maelgwyn.
Fiona: I'm Fiona!
Maelgwyn: Duh. I saw you nearly every ep!
Fiona: What do you mean, nearly? I starred in Every ep!
Maelgwyn: No you -what the?
Me: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! STORIES WILL INTERUPT WITH COMMERCIALS!!
Raven: But is that a good thing?
Me: Duh.
Raven: D'oh!
Me: Anyways, commercial time!
Announcer: VISIT MY WEBSITE!
Me: The End.
Raven: That was quick.
Fiona: But this isn't bout zoids stuff!
Me: Duh. Fine different one then!
Announcer: READ MY BIO IF YOU LIKE POINTLESS Ads, STUPID QUOTES AND MORE!
Me: The End.
Raven: that was quick too.
Fiona: I'd say.
Me: On with it! Go! Go!
Maelgwyn: Did not star in every episode.
Fiona: Did too!
Raven: SHUT UP!
Fiona: Fine! Peace!
Maelgwyn: Fine!
Fiona: We better get going. Oy~! Vegeta!
Vegeta: Mama... WHAT? Ok!
Fiona: See you!
Maelgwyn: See ya!
(Outside 7/11, Vegeta come out grumbling)
Vegeta: PORN COST $1000! RIP OFF!
Raven: LOOK! Phone card for $5000! Talk about that!
Fiona: Killer Pythons are $9000000! That's 5x my salary!
Raven/Vegeta: O.O;
Maelgwyn: La di da. ACK! STOP! THIEF!
Fiona: What?
Raven: Huh?
Vegeta: It's a girl!
End Chapter
A/n: Cool chapter huh?
Audience: YOU SUCK!
A/n: Why that little, (kills him in a R-rated violence)
Other Audiences: ;slowly backs away;
A/n: Uh-oh. Please! Don't leave me!
