Chapter 4:A stupid Kidnap
Maelgwyn: Gimme my coke!
Girl: No!
Shopkeeper: That's her!
Raven: What?
Shopkeeper: That girl killed a person and stole all my stock!
Vegeta: She looks innocent.
Maelgwyn: I WANT MY COKE!
Girl: Why don't you come and get it?
(She hops in a Lightning Saix and runs off)
Maelgwyn: That's it! (Get's his Liger and chases after her)
Raven: Wait! (Hop in the Sabre Fang)
Fiona: yay! An adventure!
Girl: @#$%! They're catching up!
Maelgwyn: Get her! Get her!
(Fires his twin Cannon)
Girl: @#$%! (Crashes)
Maelgwyn: DIE! DIE! DIE! (Beats her up) @#$%.
Girl: Urrrrrrgggghhhhh...
Maelgwyn: I didn't do it. (Takes the coke) Ewww... She drank some. Hey! There's a wallet!
Vegeta: Her name is ........... Ally? What kind of name is that?
Raven: What kind of name is Vegeta?
Maelgwyn: What kind of name is Raven?
Fiona: What kind of name is Maelgwyn?
;Meanwhile in a reality world;
Maelgwyn: WHAT? HE INSULTED ME!
Me: Well, honesly, what kind of name is that?
Maelgwyn: Grrrrrrr... (Shoots Kimmo)
Me: AHHH!!!!!
;back to the ficcy world;
Some kidnapper: Gotcha! (kidnaps Ally)
Ally: AHHHH!!!
Raven: Do we help her?
Fiona: I don't know.
Vegeta: Might as well.
Maelgwyn: I'll come. If you give me $20.
Vegeta: WHAT?
Maelgwyn: Hey, I am a mercenary.
Vegeta: Fine. (gives $20)
(Kidnapper's house)
Raven: Man, that house is GAY!
Fiona: It looks pretty.
Vegeta: Yup. She gone nuts.
(In the house)
Fiona: HEL-
Vegeta: Shut up!
(Kidnapper tries to rape Ally)
Kidnapper: Man, this sucks!
Ally: YOU! IDIOT!
(Beats the hell out of the kidnapper)
Kidnapper: OW! MERCY!
Vegeta: Darn. I wanted to see her naked...
Maelgwyn: WHAT?
Vegeta: Oh, come on! That's one hot body there!
Raven: ;shakes head;
Maelgwyn: Two people to go to Mental Hospital.
Raven: Who's the other one?
Maelgwyn: Her. (Points at Fiona who's eating chocolates in the fridge)
Fiona: HEY! This is one good chokkie!
Maelgwyn: SHUT UP! They'll hear us!
Kidnapper: What? Who's there?
Raven: Uh, uh, er, PIZZA DELIVERY!
Kidnapper: Just about time! Where is it?
Raven: No! I mean, the Nazis!
Kidnapper: Oh! You're just in time!
Raven: Shit. Teletubbies!
Kidnapper: there's 4!
Raven: The other one's eating anchovies.
(Fiona's scooping the raw anchovies in her mouth)
Kidnapper: OH, NO! THE TELETUBBIES INVADED MY HOUSE! AHH!!
Ally: What's going on?
Raven: Well, we thought you were in danger, so we followed you.
Ally: Really? Thanks.
Raven: Nah. We have to find a way to go back to our world. Can you help us?
Ally: Well, since you've been so nice, except for that tall guy there, (looks at Maelgwyn) Might as well.
Raven: Ok. Since this house is ours now, let's see if there's something to eat.
(Checks fridge)
Raven: Nothin' here.
(Checks cupboard)
Maelgwyn: Neither.
(Vegeta checks porno)
Vegeta: Nope.
(Everybody looks at Fiona)
Fiona: Oh. That's good. I think I won't eat anything for 3 minutes.
Raven: Did you eat all the food?
Fiona: What if I say yes?
Raven: You'll starve for 1 hour.
Fiona: OH! THE HORROR!
Raven: Well?
Fiona: No.
Raven: You lie! I saw you did!
Maelgwyn: Gimme my coke!
Girl: No!
Shopkeeper: That's her!
Raven: What?
Shopkeeper: That girl killed a person and stole all my stock!
Vegeta: She looks innocent.
Maelgwyn: I WANT MY COKE!
Girl: Why don't you come and get it?
(She hops in a Lightning Saix and runs off)
Maelgwyn: That's it! (Get's his Liger and chases after her)
Raven: Wait! (Hop in the Sabre Fang)
Fiona: yay! An adventure!
Girl: @#$%! They're catching up!
Maelgwyn: Get her! Get her!
(Fires his twin Cannon)
Girl: @#$%! (Crashes)
Maelgwyn: DIE! DIE! DIE! (Beats her up) @#$%.
Girl: Urrrrrrgggghhhhh...
Maelgwyn: I didn't do it. (Takes the coke) Ewww... She drank some. Hey! There's a wallet!
Vegeta: Her name is ........... Ally? What kind of name is that?
Raven: What kind of name is Vegeta?
Maelgwyn: What kind of name is Raven?
Fiona: What kind of name is Maelgwyn?
;Meanwhile in a reality world;
Maelgwyn: WHAT? HE INSULTED ME!
Me: Well, honesly, what kind of name is that?
Maelgwyn: Grrrrrrr... (Shoots Kimmo)
Me: AHHH!!!!!
;back to the ficcy world;
Some kidnapper: Gotcha! (kidnaps Ally)
Ally: AHHHH!!!
Raven: Do we help her?
Fiona: I don't know.
Vegeta: Might as well.
Maelgwyn: I'll come. If you give me $20.
Vegeta: WHAT?
Maelgwyn: Hey, I am a mercenary.
Vegeta: Fine. (gives $20)
(Kidnapper's house)
Raven: Man, that house is GAY!
Fiona: It looks pretty.
Vegeta: Yup. She gone nuts.
(In the house)
Fiona: HEL-
Vegeta: Shut up!
(Kidnapper tries to rape Ally)
Kidnapper: Man, this sucks!
Ally: YOU! IDIOT!
(Beats the hell out of the kidnapper)
Kidnapper: OW! MERCY!
Vegeta: Darn. I wanted to see her naked...
Maelgwyn: WHAT?
Vegeta: Oh, come on! That's one hot body there!
Raven: ;shakes head;
Maelgwyn: Two people to go to Mental Hospital.
Raven: Who's the other one?
Maelgwyn: Her. (Points at Fiona who's eating chocolates in the fridge)
Fiona: HEY! This is one good chokkie!
Maelgwyn: SHUT UP! They'll hear us!
Kidnapper: What? Who's there?
Raven: Uh, uh, er, PIZZA DELIVERY!
Kidnapper: Just about time! Where is it?
Raven: No! I mean, the Nazis!
Kidnapper: Oh! You're just in time!
Raven: Shit. Teletubbies!
Kidnapper: there's 4!
Raven: The other one's eating anchovies.
(Fiona's scooping the raw anchovies in her mouth)
Kidnapper: OH, NO! THE TELETUBBIES INVADED MY HOUSE! AHH!!
Ally: What's going on?
Raven: Well, we thought you were in danger, so we followed you.
Ally: Really? Thanks.
Raven: Nah. We have to find a way to go back to our world. Can you help us?
Ally: Well, since you've been so nice, except for that tall guy there, (looks at Maelgwyn) Might as well.
Raven: Ok. Since this house is ours now, let's see if there's something to eat.
(Checks fridge)
Raven: Nothin' here.
(Checks cupboard)
Maelgwyn: Neither.
(Vegeta checks porno)
Vegeta: Nope.
(Everybody looks at Fiona)
Fiona: Oh. That's good. I think I won't eat anything for 3 minutes.
Raven: Did you eat all the food?
Fiona: What if I say yes?
Raven: You'll starve for 1 hour.
Fiona: OH! THE HORROR!
Raven: Well?
Fiona: No.
Raven: You lie! I saw you did!
