Chapter 4:A stupid Kidnap

Maelgwyn: Gimme my coke!

Girl: No!

Shopkeeper: That's her!

Raven: What?

Shopkeeper: That girl killed a person and stole all my stock!

Vegeta: She looks innocent.

Maelgwyn: I WANT MY COKE!

Girl: Why don't you come and get it?

(She hops in a Lightning Saix and runs off)

Maelgwyn: That's it! (Get's his Liger and chases after her)

Raven: Wait! (Hop in the Sabre Fang)

Fiona: yay! An adventure!

Girl: @#$%! They're catching up!

Maelgwyn: Get her! Get her!

(Fires his twin Cannon)

Girl: @#$%! (Crashes)

Maelgwyn: DIE! DIE! DIE! (Beats her up) @#$%.

Girl: Urrrrrrgggghhhhh...

Maelgwyn: I didn't do it. (Takes the coke) Ewww... She drank some. Hey! There's a wallet!

Vegeta: Her name is ........... Ally? What kind of name is that?

Raven: What kind of name is Vegeta?

Maelgwyn: What kind of name is Raven?

Fiona: What kind of name is Maelgwyn?

;Meanwhile in a reality world;

Maelgwyn: WHAT? HE INSULTED ME!

Me: Well, honesly, what kind of name is that?

Maelgwyn: Grrrrrrr... (Shoots Kimmo)

Me: AHHH!!!!!

;back to the ficcy world;

Some kidnapper: Gotcha! (kidnaps Ally)

Ally: AHHHH!!!

Raven: Do we help her?

Fiona: I don't know.

Vegeta: Might as well.

Maelgwyn: I'll come. If you give me $20.

Vegeta: WHAT?

Maelgwyn: Hey, I am a mercenary.

Vegeta: Fine. (gives $20)

(Kidnapper's house)

Raven: Man, that house is GAY!

Fiona: It looks pretty.

Vegeta: Yup. She gone nuts.

(In the house)

Fiona: HEL-

Vegeta: Shut up!

(Kidnapper tries to rape Ally)

Kidnapper: Man, this sucks!

Ally: YOU! IDIOT!

(Beats the hell out of the kidnapper)

Kidnapper: OW! MERCY!

Vegeta: Darn. I wanted to see her naked...

Maelgwyn: WHAT?

Vegeta: Oh, come on! That's one hot body there!

Raven: ;shakes head;

Maelgwyn: Two people to go to Mental Hospital.

Raven: Who's the other one?

Maelgwyn: Her. (Points at Fiona who's eating chocolates in the fridge)

Fiona: HEY! This is one good chokkie!

Maelgwyn: SHUT UP! They'll hear us!

Kidnapper: What? Who's there?

Raven: Uh, uh, er, PIZZA DELIVERY!

Kidnapper: Just about time! Where is it?

Raven: No! I mean, the Nazis!

Kidnapper: Oh! You're just in time!

Raven: Shit. Teletubbies!

Kidnapper: there's 4!

Raven: The other one's eating anchovies.

(Fiona's scooping the raw anchovies in her mouth)

Kidnapper: OH, NO! THE TELETUBBIES INVADED MY HOUSE! AHH!!

Ally: What's going on?

Raven: Well, we thought you were in danger, so we followed you.

Ally: Really? Thanks.

Raven: Nah. We have to find a way to go back to our world. Can you help us?

Ally: Well, since you've been so nice, except for that tall guy there, (looks at Maelgwyn) Might as well.

Raven: Ok. Since this house is ours now, let's see if there's something to eat.

(Checks fridge)

Raven: Nothin' here.

(Checks cupboard)

Maelgwyn: Neither.

(Vegeta checks porno)

Vegeta: Nope.

(Everybody looks at Fiona)

Fiona: Oh. That's good. I think I won't eat anything for 3 minutes.

Raven: Did you eat all the food?

Fiona: What if I say yes?

Raven: You'll starve for 1 hour.

Fiona: OH! THE HORROR!

Raven: Well?

Fiona: No.

Raven: You lie! I saw you did!