Invader Zim Group Insert Movie 2: The Conqueror In-Crowd

Written by Dither

A/N: If you want to submit a character, please follow the form I gave in the last chapter, it makes it easier on me.

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Fade In

Seen from space - the bee ship is flying towards earth, just passing Pluto and Neptune

Whooshy fly-down-from-space-to-earth transition to Skool playground. Zim and Dib are standing, facing each other. They are glaring at one another

Camera cuts from Dib's eyes to Zim's and back, in stand-off action-y style

Dib lets out a battle cry and bats a tetherball at Zim

Camera follows ball, making it look really fast, and then Zim just bats it back easily

The ball smacks Dib in the face, knocking him over

Dib: Falling over Ow!

The ball continues spinning around the pole

Dib: Slow motion Noooooo...

Ball continues going around the pole

Dib: Slow motion Noo-

The ball finishes going around and Zim wins

Dib: -oo.

Zim: Striking a pose YES! Victory for Zim! I rule the earth AGAIN!

Dib: Glaring I only agreed to that to get you to STOP trying to take over the earth.

Zim: Pointing and laughing But that makes SEVEN Dib! I get to rule the earth SEVEN ... um ... TIMES! BWAH HAH ...Evil maniacal laughter

Dib: Sighing and shaking his head ... rematch?

Zim: YES! I will defeat you AGAIN Dib-human! I will rule the earth AGAIN!

Dib: Grabbing tetherball Hey Zim! Look! It's the FBI! Dib points randomly behind Zim They're after your ORGANS!

Zim: Ahhhh!! Looks where Dib is pointing

Dib bats the tetherball so it spins around and he wins

Zim looks back

Zim: OH you FILTHY-

Dib: Victory for earth!

Dib is elating, and Zim is glaring at him

Zim: So, uh ... rematch?

Dib: Looking straight into Zim's eyes Don't you know it!

Zim and Dib continue heated tetherball match, when all of a sudden, the two are surrounded by spooky blue light, and they vanish. Only the tetherball remains, swinging on its tether in spooky fashion

Dib and Zim appear inside a bizarre alien spacecraft. A pair of floating shoes is before them

Dib and Zim look around at their surroundings

Dib & Zim: Not this again...

They realize the other spoke and look at each other questioningly

They point at each other, and at the shoes, and at each other again

Zim: You got abducted by...

Dib: ... they thought I was a weasel, but I escaped!

Zim: Escape pods?

Dib: Yeah, ... but these ones are shoes?

Zim: Remember the muffin thing? They're Meekrobs.

Dib: Oh, right. So, Turning to the floating shoes What'cha want? I thought you hated Irk-

Zim slaps a hand over Dib's mouth

Zim: Shut your noise-hole! To the Meekrobs So, exactly why are we here ... exactly?

Dib shoves Zim off him

Meekrob #1: Evil is coming to earth ...

Meekrob #2: Eeeeeevil...

Meekrob #1 & #2: Shuddering Ooo ... spooky.

Meekrob #2: We chose you two to grant power to, to fight off the coming evil.

Dib: Wait! Evil? Evil!! Turning on Zim YOU! You led the Irken Empire here! It's your fault!

Zim: Eh? Me? I don't ... Looking at the Meekrobs nervously you speak craziness...

Meekrob #1: It's alright Zim. We know you're an alien. Just as we know Dib's head is big.

Zim: What?! You saw through my disguise?!

Dib: My head's not big!

Meekrob #1: It is BECAUSE you are Irken that we chose you, in fact. An Irken and a human shall serve as perfect guardians for the earth.

Dib: Why would Zim fight his own people?

Meekrob #2: It is not the Irken Armada that is coming Dib, it is worse, ... far, far worse.

(A/N: Spooky! Woohoo!)

Zim: Sticks tongue out at Dib Told you.

Dib: Confused You didn't say anything...

The Meekrobs slap Zim and Dib across the face with their shoelaces

Dib & Zim: Ow!

Meekrob #1: The menace that approaches is the Subverters. A group of elite, ruling-class Irkens that conquer planets.

Zim: Ugh ... the Subverters ... after MY planet?!

Dib: You'll never take earth Zim! Wait ... I thought all Irkens were conquering planets anyway.

Meekrob #2: The Subverters think they're all ... yeah, but most Irkens are like ... no. The Subverters conquer planets because they think it's COOL.

Meekrob #1: And the earth, well, your earth, ... is next.

Zim: Taking a rather harsh stroll down memory lane I remember that ... ONE mission. I was assigned to ... RRR ... they sent to that planet ... and there was DOOM! Background flashes in Spooky Vision colors Much doom to be had ... by one and all ... but then ... that one! He ruined everything! Came in his fancy spaceship...

Zim pauses and comes out of his little realm of memory, and notices everyone looking at him

Zim: Huh? What are you all looking at me for?

Dib: Putting a hand to his forehead You freak.

Zim: DO NOT INTERUPT THE REMINESING!!

Meekrob #1: Zim, if you are to have any hope of defeating the Subverters so you can conquer earth yourself, you must pay close attention to what we are about tell you ... now, not this, I mean, but ... what I'm about to tell you, you see ... after I'm done ... I mean...

Meekrob #2: Starting now.

Meekrob #1: Yes, now. Not this, but after ... DIB AND ZIM!

Dib & Zim: Yes?

Meekrob #1: LISTEN CAREFULLY!

Dib & Zim: Yes.

Meekrob #1: SHUT UP!

Dib and Zim exchange confused glances. They both shrug

Meekrob #1: I mean ... ohh ... I'm so bad at this.

Meekrob #2: Let me tell them ... DIB AND ZIM!

Dib and Zim stand at attention

Meekrob #2: THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HOPE TO OVERCOME THE SUBVERTER THREAT...

Zim: Tell me!

Meekrob #2: THE ONLY WAY!

Dib: Hurry up and cut to the chase! Earth hangs in the balance!

Meekrob #2: I'm trying! Really, I am! There's so much pressure...

Meekrob #1: It's okay pats #2 on the 'shoulder' with a lace

Dib: COME ON!

Meekrob # 1 & #2: You and Zim must fuse ... combine your powers ... your strengths and eliminate your weaknesses! COMBINE YOUR BODIES TO FORM THE ULTIMATE BEING!

Dib: Huh?

Zim: Eh?

Dib and Zim take one glance at each other, and take deep breaths, each

Dib & Zim: Youhavetobejokingthere'snopossiblewayI'lleverdosuchathingIt'soutofthequestio n!

Dib: He's an alien!

Zim: He's a human!

Dib & Zim: And there's no possible way it'll ever happen!

Meekrobs #1 & #2 turn to each other, looking as horrified

Meekrob #1: Oh, oh no, that's so terrible.

Meekrob #2: They were our only hope.

Dib: It's a lie! I've known since the start!

Dib leaps to a curtain near them and flings it open. Dozens of other people their age, some human, other Irken, and still others different races that defy imaginative descriptions

Meekrob #1: Eek!

Meekrob #2: We've been found out!

Zim: You shoe-y fools! You try to fool the ... IN-CREDIBLE ZIM?!

Meekrob #1 & #2 visibly sink

Meekrob #:1 Well, you see...

Meekrob #2: We're not very good at the fusion-thing, so ... we got ...

Meekrob #1: ... spares.

Dib: SPARES? You would risk OUR lives to save EARTH? Well ... I know ... we'd risk our own lives but ... IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!

Zim: For all WE know ... you may be MINIONS of the Subverters ...

Meekrob #1: Are not!

Meekrob #2: Well I never!

Meekrob #1: I think you two do not fully understand the position you're in ... You are our FIRST choices to be HEROES!

Zim: Zim wants not to be a HERO of EARTH! Zim wants to DESTROY the EARTH!

Dib: Me too! I mean ... well, not the destroying, but...

Meekrob #1: Masa! Roll the DESTRUCTION footage!

A giant screen extends ... all we see are Dib and Zim's faces as we hear horrible sounds and bright flashes reflecting off their faces and the walls. They are both obviously horrified

Dib: Ohhhh! Puts a hand over his mouth

Zim: Wark! I think ... Zim is terribly ... HORRIBLY ... sick.

Meekrob #1: All right! Cut it!

Dib: Uhh ... I'll ... falls to his knees just ... I'll do it ... just ... stop the ... stomach.

Meekrob #2: Medic! Turning to Zim I take it you'll do it too Zim?

Zim: Never!

Meekrob #2: EXCELLENT! Masa, Mune, please, lead our heroes to the next room and explain the fusion process, if you would be so kind.

Dib and Zim are helped/dragged into another room, and two more unlikely heroes are dragged out from behind the curtain

Meekrob #2: Evil is coming to earth...

Meekrob #1: That's MY line!

Fade Out



End Scene 2

A/N: Here's an EXTRA long second scene. It would be fantastic if all of them went so well. Expect character introductions ... SOON!

The MOST HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS EVER was FASNTASTIC! Anyone who missed it missed one of the GREATEST episodes of Zim ... EVER! It was ... truly ... HORRIBLE!