Invader Zim Group Insert Movie 2: The Conqueror In-Crowd

Written by Dither

A/N: With Scene 3 begins character introductions. Don't expect to see every character at once, or even for a few chapters. When one is saving the world, they don't run into everyone else saving the world at ONCE, after all.

As I have been vaguely alluding to, a number of characters will be fusing together, and will henceforth, for this fic at least, be combined. If you and another person would like to volunteer your characters for the fusion, it would make it a lot easier on me, otherwise, I'll just have to pick on a random and ironic basis :P. Refrain from submitting a second character for fusion, I'd rather wind up with fewer characters than more XD.

There is no fusion allowed with regular characters (such as Gaz, Membrane, and Ms. Bitters), because most of them will play separate roles in the fic, or any non-living characters, (such as GIR or Mimi).

Scene 3



Fade In

Test in the bottom-left corner: Location: Passing Jupiter

Seen from space: The evil-looking bee-ship is passing by Jupiter, and enters the asteroid belt. As it enters, a number of asteroids hit it, and it bounces around with an 'ow' every time it's hit

Fade Out

Fades in on the Meekrob "Choosing Hero" Chamber

Spooky red-headed child is there, wearing all black. There is another beside him, another Irken, who is doubled over, throwing up into a bucket

Fraizer: You cannot coerce me into helping the earth! Flings an arm up dramatically over mouth Oh no! Bend to your will, I shall not. Shall not!

The Meekrobs stare at him questioningly

Frazier looks down at the Irken he was paired with, whom is puking in a bucket. She looks up at him weakly. Her entire body is shaking violently

Vij: Couldn't you PLEASE just accept ... please ... do it for ME!

Fraizer turns his head away dramatically

Fraizer: Ah! But for a fare maiden must I undertake this quest?

Fraizer pumps a fist in the air decisively

Fraizer: Pointing accusingly at the Meekrobs YES! I will SAVE the EARTH! But not for the likes of you, but for this fair maid at my side!

Fraizer takes her hand and helps her stand up

Camera is focusing on just Fraizer and Vij from their waists up. Vij looks like she's going to puke again, Fraizer is looking full of pride, staring forward all neat-like

Meekrob # 2: So ... that's a ... yes?

Fraizer: Oh yes strange shoe glow-y! I will undertake un stated quest, yes I will!

Vij doubles over and throws up, conveniently OS

Fade Out

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Fades in on a new room on the Meekrob ship

Dib and Zim are being led by two aliens, into a large, nicely-decorated chamber

Dib: Wow looking around all this stuff is really that of a SUPERIOR alien race, unlike YOURS Zim.

Zim: We Irkens have no need for such pretties. He are satisfied with cold, metal efficiency!

Dib: But I'll bet all that cold metal is boring and ... er ... cold.

Zim: Turning on Dib SO WHAT IF IT IS? That is its very REASON! We ... um ... like cold.

The alien Mune is running around the room, arms over his head, yelling

Mune: I'm the wind! Woosh! Lookitmego!

Zim: Staring at Mune You know, you remind me of this little robot I know...

Mune: Runs up to Zim Really? Someone I can play with? Who?

Masa elbows Mune

Mune: Ow!

Mune: To Mune - under his breath Not now!

Mune shoves Masa, and Masa shoves Mune back harder, and it escalates to a brutal shoving match, with the slippery floor, the two slide almost all the way across the room before they slide back into the other one

Masa: Fine! You wanna do it here?

Dib: Sighing and shaking his head sadly So much for SUPERIOR aliens...

Mune: Fine! Let's go!

Masa: Green boy and big head! Listen up!

Masa and Mune are sliding back and forth across the ground, spinning around like ice-skaters

Zim: Huh?

Masa: We're gonna show you two how to fuse!

Dib: NOW? I'm not ready to give up being me just yet!

Masa: Ignoring Dib's complaint Wha'cha gotta do ... only one of you can be the brains, and one of you can be the brawn-

Mune: You have to choose between the two of you! And you hafta agree on it, and yell out the other one's part!

Dib & Zim: What?!

Masa: We'll show you now! Deciding's the hard part! The rest is pretty easy...

Masa and Mune are on opposite sides of the room entirely, Dib and Zim stand in the middle, watching

Mune: Hey bro! I'll be the brains this time!

Masa: FINE! I'll be ... the brawn!

The air gets all wooshy, and blows past Dib and Zim, making them cringe

Cut to close-up on Mune

Mune: With Masa's strength-

Cut to weird wide diagonal angle. Masa starts running towards Mune

Cut to close up on Masa

Masa: ...and Mune's courage!

Cut to weird wide diagonal angle. Mune starts running at Masa

Masa & Mune: Together we are-

The two thrust their right hand forward, and slide into each other, stopping with a big woosh of air, a hand on the shoulder of the other

Camera pans back quickly for a wide shot, as though being blown back by a great wind

Masa & Mune: ...Masamune!

There are some bright flashies and loud boomies

When the light show is finished, the fused form Masamune stands in the center, after being all light-emitty, the light dies down

Masamune towers over Dib and Zim, over twice his original height. Muscles bulge ontop of muscles. He looks spooky-powerful

Masamune's voice is the sound of both Masa & Mune speaking in unison

Masamune: Pretty neat, huh?

Dib: WHOA! That's cool! Is that what Zim and I are gonna do?

Zim: They're so big and muscle-y now... Will the Dib and Zim have jiggle-y muscles as well?

Masamune: Well, yes, and no. You see, whenever two different races cross in a fusion, they turn out different. Even if a million humans were to fuse with a million Irkens, every single one would be weird and different.

Dib: Wow...

Zim: Huh?

Masamune: Smiling a big, creepy smile A fusion between two of the same race always results in a big jiggle-y muscled version. We'll just have to see how you two turn out.

Zim: My intelligence is VAST! I shall be the mind! Make the puny Dib the body.

Dib: But Zim, that's STUPID! ... I have no muscles! And besides, I wouldn't want you in charge, you're stupid, you'd do something ... stupid and get us BOTH destroyed ... at the same ... time.

Zim: You LIE! Zim is BRILLIANT! His plans are GENIUS!

Dib: You're STUPID Zim! All your plans are STUPID! If you're such a genius, why haven't you all ready conquered earth?

Zim: Because of YOU!

Dib: Exactly! Because I thwart all your plans!

Zim: But YOU can't even EXPOSE me to your own filthy people!

Masamune raises an eyebrow

Dib: That's because OTHER people are stupid.

Zim: Eh?

Dib: Other people are stupid, not me.

Zim: Huh?

Dib: You know what Zim? I know what'll settle this! We'll flip a coin and whoever wins will be the brain.

Masamune nods in agreement

Zim: Eh? Flip? Coin? I DON'T GET IT!

Dib: Pulling a coin out of his pocket Alright Zim, if the coin lands on heads, I win, if it lands on tails, YOU lose, okay? Here I go!

Masamune starts to say something, but stops and sighs

Flips coin

Zim: Okay...

Dib catches the coin and glances at it

Dib: You lose!

Masamune shrugs

Zim: CURSE YOU! CURSE YOUUUUU!!

Dib: Woohoo! I'm the brains!

Masamune: All right, now that that's decided, big-head! Points at one side of the hall You! There!

Dib starts sliding across the floor to one side of the room

Masamune: And you! Green-y! Points to the other side of the room You! There!

Zim slides to the other side of the room

Masamune: Okay now, you know your lines, GO!

Zim: Rolling eyes With Dib's filthy brains...

Masamune: Say it right!

Zim: With a sigh With Dib's brains...

Dib starts running towards Zim

Dib: And Zim's courage!

Zim starts running towards Dib

Dib & Zim: Together we are...

Fade Out

A/N: Well, there we have it. Tune in again soon for the next scene!