Invader Zim Group Insert Movie 2: The Conqueror In-Crowd

Written by Dither

A/N: I don't know about you, but hasn't there seemed to be an influx of particularly not-looking interesting-enough-to-bother-reading Zim fics recently?

Anyway, sorry for the delay. All of my fics have been on a brief hiatus due to holiday-type reasons.

Scene 4



Fade In

We open on the fusion chamber

Dib & Zim: Wearily Together we are...

Dib: Zib!

Zim: Dil?

Dib and Zim collide with one another and fall in a broken heap

We see a brief montage of Dib and Zim trying to perform the fusion - running into each other, forgetting their lines, MISSING one another and smashing into the opposite wall, slipping and falling, etc

There is a group of heroes-in-waiting watching them. They OO! And AH! And OUCH! With every failed attempt, but mostly they laugh

Hero #1: Hey! You've had your chance! Let someone else try!

Hero #2: This is getting REALLY tiring, C'MON! Let's see some FEW-SHUN!

The heroes-in-waiting talk loudly amongst themselves

Dib: Sorry everyone ... we'll TRY ... harder.

Zim: RRRRR ... THIS IS USELESS! This fusion technique is IMPOSSIBLE if we can't even decide on a NAME!

Dib: YOU'RE the one who can't get the NAME right!

Zim: Well ... you're the one with ... THE HEAD!

Dib: ...that doesn't make any sense...

Hero #1: How 'bout DIM?

The heroes-in-waiting all laugh

Zim: Well, it SOUNDS better than Zib.

Dib: Sure, let's give it a try...

Dib and Zim move to opposite sides of the room

Zim: With Dib's brains...

Dib starts hobbling towards Zim

Dib: ...and Zim's courage...

Zim starts running wearily towards Dib

Dib & Zim: Together we are...

Camera cuts from one close-up to the other, then one, then the other - both Dib and Zim are looking morbidly concentrated

Dib & Zim: In perfect unison DIM!

Cut to wide shot. Dib and Zim slide into each other, and look like they go through one another, stretching the other out, and then they snap back together, forming an eerie, black-glow-y energy thing. It sits there for a bit, there's a flash of light, and Dib and Zim, now DIM, stand there

Dim: Voice is of Dib and Zim speaking in unison WOW! Lookit me, everyone! I'm all ... NEAT!

Dim stands roughly a foot taller than either Dib or Zim. He has Zim's head and pale green skin, but Dib's distinctive hair is there, but a cruel- looking scythe of hair just up and back from his head, nearly half the length of his body. He has Zim's gloves, and Dib's trench coat, cut off at the elbows, with a broader collar flare in the back. He has a dark blue shirt with a spooky happy, grinning face with three eyes, and sleek black pants, ending in huge boots with cloven steel-toe

(A/N: Dim is spooky cool-looking)

Masa & Mune: Now un-fused Okay, that's great, okay, please adjourn to the adjacent room, you can try out your neat-o powers there ... thank you...

Masa push-slides Dim out of the fusion chamber, and into the adjoining room

Mune: All right, NEXT!

A spooky, familiar-looking character steps up. He has a furry thing on his shoulder

Mune: Okay, what's your name?

Frazier waves a hand in front of Mune's face

Frazier: You do not need to know my name...

Mune: Blinking, twinkle-y look in his eyes Whoa... Hey, what's your name?

Frazier waves his hand in front of Mune's face again

Frazier: You do not need to know my name...

Mune: Blinking, twinkle-y look in his eyes Whoa... Hey, what's your name?

Frazier: Frazier...

Mune: Blinking, twinkle-y look in his eyes Whoa... Hey, what's your name?

Fade out

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Fade goes all spooky to space

The horrible Bee-ship of the Subverters zooms towards the camera, out of the asteroid belt, flies past Mars' former orbit, and the camera swings around behind it, so that it is visibly heading towards earth

The camera swings back in front of it, and there are two bee-ships

The camera swings around so earth is visible again

The camera swings back; there are now five bee-ships

The camera swings back, so that earth is visible, the Meekrob's ship is now visible in orbit around the planet

Camera cuts back to a view through the nearest bee-ship's view-ports. The Meekrob ship is highlighted on the screen with some alien text next to it

Sinister voice: So, they thought they could help THIS planet, did they? Just like they helped the LAST one?

Camera does a gnarly flip and shows the bridge of the ship. Standing on the fore part of the captain's standing-place, is a tall, spookily-evil looking Irken. All her clothing is red or black. She has spooky red eyes

Crimson: How much longer before planet fall? I grow tired of waiting...

Frightened Irken technician: Approximately...

Camera view changes to view-port again. A red siren goes off, alerting the crew of the imminent planet-fall

Frightened Irken Tech: ...now, Miss Crimson.

Crimson: That's too LONG! I want us to begin planet-fall NOW!

Frightened Irken Tech: Umm, ma'am, we ARE...

Crimson: You DARE talk back to ME?

Frightened Irken Tech: No, it's just...

Crimson: That's it, you get a ... PUMMELING!

Crimson activates a button on her console, and large mallets beat the frightened Irken Tech senseless

Crimson laughs evilly, and the camera cuts to a wide view of the - twenty now, bee-ships, falling towards the planet

Spooky music plays, and Crimson's laughter echoes through space ... somehow

Fade out

End of Scene 4

A/N: Well, that's the end of the fourth scene there ... sorry it's a tad on the short side, but chapters two and three were actually longer than usual, so it actually about balanced out.

Just so you know, some characters WILL be evil. Apologies to those of you whose characters are on ... the bad-guy side, but so many of you are evil, crazy Irkens, I just can't resist. Call it an outlet for my rage against insane, mood-swing-y people with trench coats and big boots. They plague me. YOU CANNOT IGNORE MY PLAGUE!

Anyone else want to volunteer for a fusion with another character, you should have the other person's consent, probably.

So far, I have down:

Ail will not fuse, as per request

Umi probably won't fuse, 'cause that's be weird...

Greg Macmillan won't fuse, 'cause I have some funny ideas for him Dither grins evilly

Gyok, Crimson, Eclipse, Xai, and Maroe also, will not fuse

'Neesha has volunteered herself and Lucy, if that's alright with Lucy.

Galadriel and Meg have volunteered, though I may not, for funny reasons which we all will see

That leaves:

Saje, Jessie, Mya, and Jessie

If I forgot someone, let me know. If you want to fuse, let me know, but have the other person's permission. One character per person PLEASE. And don't log off and give me a second character via anonymous review, I'll probably be turning off anonymous review soon, because people who flame w/o the guts to attach their name to it bug me.

I'll probably have a character cut-off after scene 5 or 6, so if you know someone who wants to submit a character, nudge them and tell them to hurry up.

Also, read my other fics if you want some kind of idea of where I'm coming from. Review them too, of course :P