Invader Zim Group Insert Movie 2: The Conqueror In-Crowd

Written by Dither

A/N: I got a silly question, but I'm glad it was asked: Yes, this fic IS a parody of DBZ; just because it's so fun to make fun of DBZ.

If you haven't seen the flash movie "DBZ in a Nutshell", I recommend you go watch it RIGHT NOW. Just go to Google and type in "DBZ in a Nutshell", and it'll be one of the first hits. It is an AWESOME flash movie, and you'll need to watch it 2-3 times to get all the jokes - you will seriously laugh through the first time if you know anything about the series.

Scene 6



Fade In

Wide, skewed angle, showing the back of Dim, with Crimson in the background, slowly panning to the right

Camera flips angles, showing the back of Crimson, with Dim in the background, slowly panning to the left

Camera angle shows Crimson from head to toe ... DIAGONALLY! The pure action of the shot! WOOOOOO

Crimson: Squeeze-y fist SO! It seems it is just you and ... Pointing accusingly - camera swings around to where she's pointing at ... DIM - swings back around ... you and ME!

Camera changes to diagonal view of ... DIM

Dim: Yeah, that's right!

Camera back to Crimson, doing a see-saw zoom in

Crimson: This is the part where we make long boring conversation about how much stronger I am than you! Thrust elbows back and puffs out chest

Cutting to Dib profile shot

Dim: Squeeze-y fists of angerYou are weak!

Diagonal shot of Crimson

Crimson: I have ... Pulls out a sword - displays proudly ... a SWORD! Making a neat-o slash whoosh with the sword A sword symbolizes ... STRENGTH! Camera rocks with volume of her voice

Cuts to straight shot of Dim, looking confused

Dim: Pointing and scratching his headWhere did that sword come from?

Cutting back to Crimson, looking powerful

Crimson: HOWEVER! I realize that despite my overwhelming power, I am mysteriously weakened by my non-use of my sword ... of strength.

Cutting back to Dim

Dim: Can We use it?

Diagonal shot of Crimson

Crimson: Shaking with ... FURYNO!

Cuts to Dim, who looks sad

Cuts back to Crimson

Crimson: I will not use my sword, because I would be weak to do so!

Cut to Dim!

Dim: But you just said you were weak WITHOUT it.

Cut to Crimson!

Crimson: I am not weak! Camera shakes, like it's scaredMy power level is above a MILLION!

Diagonal Dib

Dim: Oh yeah? I don't even know what you're talking about!

Close-up on Crimson - slightly skewed, but not quite diagonal 'action' shot

Crimson: Squeeze-y power fist A being's power level is there own life- force, in the form of energy that you can focus into attacking and defending. The more higher your power level, the cooler the color you turn when you become stronger!

Dim appears, looking over her shoulder

Dim: Are you still talking to me?

Crimson: NO! Not directly. I am in the middle of a monologue!

Camera pulls back a little, showing both on screen, Dim standing only a few meters away from Crimson

Dim: Monologue? Don't you mean interior dialogue? Either way, you were talking out loud to yourself, and it was spooky.

Close-up on Crimson

Crimson: Angered, for some reason, and pointing - camera follows her pointing finger to Dim again I was not talking to myself! MINIONS! Hurt him! I am too powerful to deal with the likes of him!

Diagonal angle of some various weak minions running from behind Crimson towards Dim

Crimson: MWA HAH HAH! Evil laughter I will now watch from a safe distance as my minions do battle with you and get slaughtered while you pretend all the while to be fighting as though you are holding back!

Dramatic shots all done, they're annoying to type :P

Tiny, smeet-like aliens charge Dim. He stares at them, as they surround him, jumping up and down, screaming shrilly

Dim: Um ... are you mocking us?

Crimson: NO! These are the most powerful beings in the Universe!

Dim stomps on the miniature smeet-looking things, until they are green jam

Dim: Um ... Lifting a cloven steel toe boot ... your minions are sticky.

Crimson: Making a disgusted face That is ... um ... their attack! They taunt you until you ... um ... squish them. Then hinder you in your remaining battles! HAHAHAHA! Fear my minions!

Dim uses a controlled burst of his neat-o power to disintegrate the minion- goo

Crimson: ... Well that was just sad.

Dim: We agree.

Crimson: ... SO! How about the next match!

Close-up on Dim

Dim: Narrows eyes to slits Against you?

Crimson: Of course not! I still have minions!

Dim: You are wasting our time.

Crimson: Glaring Then don't fight. We'll just take over your stupid world. The Subverters will take another planet!

Dim: We have minions too...

Crimson: Then let our minions fight for us!

Dim shrugs, Crimson waves more minions forward

Spooky little armored Irkens jump forward

A young man leaps forward, and stands tall, looking all neat-like

Camera pans up the length of his body

We see white shoes with loosely-tied laces, then blue jeans, and a neon green lab-style jacket, that follows up the length of his body, covering his mouth and nose. Light flashes off his glasses, and through one we see a squinting green eye, and his brow is furrowed. Blowing in the wind is a tangle of brown hair

Saje: YAHHHH! Thrusts pencil forward You cannot possibly defeat me! I am earth's strongest fighter!

Crimson: Confused look at Dim But I thought you were ... ?

Dim shrugs

Camera zooms out, and we see he isn't much taller than the Irkens he's facing

Irkens: YAH! We are the triplets, Huey, Dewey, and Louie! Horribly named, and based on an obscure English cultural reference!

Huey, Dewey, and Louie: YAH! Watch us dance! We dance!

Saje and Dim stand, stupefied, as Huey, Dewey, and Louie butt heads in a lame attempt at something that vaguely resembles Riverdance. Crimson turned ... crimson

Saje: Um...

Huey, Dewey, and Louie finish their dance in various striking poses. They look ridiculous

Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Together we are...

Dim: Hey! That sounds like a fusion!

The triplets stop ... they've forgotten their lines in mid-pose

Saje: Stretching, looking for a place to sit ...Whenever you're ready...

Huey: We!

Dewey: FIGHT!

Luey: NOW!

Huey, Dewey, and Louie assume bizarre, mock-kung fu stances. They've got it wrong. All wrong...

Saje: Hyaaaa!

Saje charges towards the camera at a dramatic angle

Huey, Dewey, and Louie: In unison Hyaaaa!

Huey, Dewey, and Luey charge dramatically towards the camera in a triangle- formation, being all dramatic-looking

Camera cuts to blurry punchy-action, Huey, Dewey, and Louie throwing punches, with Saje in the middle, dodging and blocking

One after another, there is a close-up of each triplets' face and stomach as Saje lands a blow on each of them

Saje: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Dramatic-like

Wide shot where Saje throws open his arms and the three triplets go flying

The triplets land crouching, slightly bruised

Huey: He is strong...

Dewey: Very powerful, he is...

Louie: We cannot hold back any longer, if we are to win...

Saje: Show me your true power! Don't hold back!

Dim & Crimson: Raising respective eyebrows THIS should be interesting.

Dim and Crimson look at each other oddly for a moment, and laugh nervously

Huey, Dewey, and Louie charge at Saje, who stands in a defensive kung fu stance ... or so it appears

Saje holds his hands at his side, and as the triplets close in on him, he hurls forward an assortment of writing utensils

Huey and Louie go down, with erasers in the face and paper cuts, but Dewey dodges everything, meeting Saje head-to-head

They exchange punches and kicks, dodging and blocking elegantly

Dewey: Amidst a flurry of punches You will pay for what you have done to my brothers!

Saje: Is this your great power? Is this all you have? Separated from your brothers, you're still nothing...

Saje delivers a big elbow to Dewey's stomach, and then when Dewey doubles over in hideous pain, Saje delivers a final blow, double-handed, taking Dewey out of commission

Saje: Pumping fist in the air Woo!

Huey and Louie, bloody and limping, drag the unconscious form of Dewey away, muttering among themselves

Huey and Louie, after dragging Dewey some distance back, link arms with each other and their unconscious sibling. The three of them begin glowing, and small rocks and pebbles on the ground begin to shake and shudder. Dust begins to kick up

Saje: Stares at the triplets Eh?

Dewey's eyes snap open

The camera pans around, from each triplet to the next, their pupils go white, and spooky energy surrounds them

Huey, Dewey, and Louie: TRUEFORM CHANGE!!

The triplets hover in the air above the ground. Dust and rocks are kicked up, and smoke rises over them

Saje: Looking over at Dim Um ... should I be worried?

Dim: Out of it Huh? Shakes his head

Saje: Oh, okay. Just wondering, I mean, this is kinda spooky. Turns back to triplets

Dim: Huh? What was your question?

Saje doesn't hear Dim

Triplets begin spinning around in a circle, dust kicking up more and more. Soon, all that can be seen is their glowing forms through the thick smoke

Camera splits into 3 views - one of each triplet, Huey, Dewey, and Louie. They each let out a simultaneous scream of agony and ... power ...

Camera normal view - through the smoke can be seen the three glowing forms merge and become one

Camera splits into 3 again, showing the faces of Saje, with determination, and Dim, with mock interest, and Crimson, looking bored

After a very LONG time, the smoke clears, and the spooky transformation of Huey, Dewey, and Louie emerges

Icky ripple-y muscles cover the bizarre uber-Irken. He is hideous. And filthy - covered in dirt from the dust he kicked up

Saje: Uhh... Dim?

Dim: Whoa! He looks spooky!

Huedewloo: We are Huedewloo in this form! Fear our mighty ... um ... power!

From out of the dust behind Huedewloo, there is a whoosh, and a bright flash, and the camera shows from Huedewloo's vision. We see Saje standing, looking confused

The camera splits, and Saje's image slides in two, half up, half down

The camera changes back to in front of Huedewloo, where he slowly slides in half. A shrouded figure steps over the mess

Crimson, Dim, & Saje: Eh?

Camera cuts from one face to the next, after another

Camera cuts to Dim

Dim: Eh?

Camera cuts to Crimson

Crimson: Uh?

Camera cuts to Saje

Saje: Cool!

Camera cuts back to Dim

Dim: What? Me again?

Camera cuts to Crimson

Crimson: Blinks loudly Eh?

Camera cuts to Saje

Saje: Waving Hi Mom!

Camera finally cuts back to the shrouded figure, who is gliding forward gracefully, and then stops

Figure coughs violently

Camera cuts to each of the three: Crimson, Dim, and Saje ... AGAIN

Crimson, Dim, & Saje: Eh?

The figure stops coughing, reaches down, takes a firm hold of the shroud, and throws it high in the air

The camera follows the shroud's path up, and then it blows a little in the wind, and lands right back on top of the figure

Figure: Urg!

Figure slashes through the cloth, and we see she is Galadriel

Dim: Galadriel!

Saje: Galadriel? Who's that?

Dim: We remember her from ... SOMEWHERE ... um ... before. She fight good.

Dim, Galadriel, and Saje converge - Crimson is forgotten

Dim and Galadriel stand before each other, and bow, briefly

Galadriel: Zim and Dib - combined - are you not?

Dim: We are. How did you find us?

Galadriel: I sensed your power and came to aid you ... um ... both of you.

Saje: Really?

Galadriel: Not you, him ... er ... them. And no, not really.

Dim & Saje: Huh?

Crimson: Waving - is ignored Hallo!

Galadriel: I was in a WokMeaties only a moment ago, when I read my Orange- Meat's fortune. It said I would go where I was needed. I stepped out of the restaurant, and found you facing that hideous ... erm ... thing.

Saje: Good stuff, WokMeaties.

Galadriel: What was that thing anyway? It looks like a bulky Irken.

Crimson: Is ignored That's MY minion you're talking about!

Dim: Your guess is as good as ours. We care not, it lies ... erm ... well, you didn't HAVE to kill it, did you?

Galadriel: It is not dead. I used the flat of my blade.

Dim: Glancing over her shoulder It's lying in two halves right there...

Galadriel: Shaking her fist I USED the FLAT of my BLADE. It's not MY fault it fell in half when I hit it!

Crimson: Is still ignored Well, I'm just going to go now ... I'll send some more ... erm ... minions ... I guess. Teleports away

Galadriel: Your enemy escapes!

Dim: Glancing back as Crimson disappears Eh, she'll be back.

Saje: ... And probably with more minions.

Dim: Shrugs We've got minions too; they'd love to fight too.

Begin a slow fade out - bright flashes of light appear all around them as the other heroes are teleported around them

Dim (OS): Nothing can stop us. Or Us.

End of Scene 6

A/N: This is the cut-off for characters. With the posting of this chapter, no more characters will be accepted. Sorry folks, I gave you plenty of prior warning. The remainder of the submitted characters' introductions will be spread over the next few chapters - currently the plan is for 15 chapters, so you can certainly expect everyone to be spotlighted for something or another - whether it be heroic or villainous.