Invader Zim Group Insert Movie 2: The Conqueror In-Crowd

Written by Dither
Scene 7
Fade In

There is a boring montage of clips we've all ready seen, with action stills of things that were cool until we saw them a lot

Voice Over: Well, it looks like things are heating up! The first of the battles to determine the fate of our world are over, but there are more to come as Dim faces off against Crimson ... a fair number of episodes from now!

We see Dim and Crimson looking bored

Voice Over: There are lots more battles to come, some lasting more episodes than necessary!

We see clips of Saje and the triplets fighting ... again

Voice Over: Crimson will unleash her secret weapon! However, we're not going to tell you what it is ... well ... maybe if you're good ... okay, we'll tell you anyway! More minions!

Crimson (O.S.): I will?

Voice Over: Yes, yes you will. And Dim will be forced to fight them, one after another, for many episodes to come!

Dim (O.S.): No we won't.

Voice Over: Yes, yes you will.

Dim (O.S.): No, we have minions that will take care of them for us. We're too powerful to bother with fighting.

Voice Over: Clearing throat Anyway, Dim will be forced to fight his way through Crimson's minions, and then eventually, Crimson herself!

Crimson (O.S.): HAH! As if! We're going to destroy Dim and earth! Just because we can! HAH!

Crimson laughs evil, coughs, straightens her outfit, and stands up straight, which we can't see anyway, because she's off stage

Voice Over: And that's all ... NEXT TIME ... on ... THE CONQUEROR IN-CROWD!

Fade out

Roll end Credits

End of Scene 7

End of Episode

A/N: Well THAT didn't last.

I'm really sorry I got everyone's hopes up. I had ... let me count ... 3? Three fan characters show up ... I really did mean to write more ... but this was all of this fic that I had in me.

I sat down and waited for inspiration.

I re-watched and tortured myself with Dragonball, DBZ, and Dragonball GT to inspire myself.

I tried to BS my way.

And that's what this fic goes off on. One last lame poke at the 'next time on dragon ball z'.

I suppose when I originally sat down to prepare to write this fic, I had only really planned this far. I figured once I got the fan characters and everything rolling, the fic would write itself. Sadly, it didn't, and I curse mesself for trying to tailor a fic for an audience rather than writing for myself, or for fun.

Sometimes I just figure I need the attention.

This fic is another that will go under my saddening list of 'to be re- written' fics, along with GASP! My last two, A Very Terrible Turkey Day, and Romancing the Tim. I thought I'd picked up a writer to bounce stories back and forth with, but she apparently disappeared off the face of the earth after my last e-mail (which suggests she may not have been on earth at all, ne?).

If anyone would be interested in helping me revive this fic, send me an example of your work, and I'll piece a copy of this script together for you to mark up (I've already started making changes) along with a comprehensive character list (those who did not show up in these few short chapters had best re-send your characters, preferably via e-mail, if you are still interested. If you ORIGINALLY sent your character via e-mail, you'd best re- send that too, because my AHEM ... computer is dead, and I'm working off a completely different machine now).

This has been a rather pitiful display, ne?

I've also got a website, you can visit if you like, it's got some pictures, some text, and other things to make it look good.

If you're interested, I'm into illustrating fanfics if you've got a story and characters worth mentioning.

And if you have money, and a account, feel free to donate toward the 'Help Dither save up Pennies to buy a New Computer Fund'.

"Did you hear? Did you hear?"

"I heard Dither's computer had a power surge and it took out his power supply, processor, motherboard, and hard drive!"

"Did you hear? Did you hear?

For now, I help Lord Timothy with Doom Doom Revolutionary Invader Zim - go read that instead of this drivel.

Over and out.