Readers: I'm sorry it's been a while, I've just had a dance competition and some family problems (they're getting better!! though), but I'm back! Please review! All I have is like 3 reviews! I'll start like normal, and I think today is the ninth so I'll start there!

The not so secret now Diary of

Miss. Hermione Granger

March 9, 2003

Dear diary, Sorry it's been awhile. It was Malfoy's fault. Because of him, I've been in the hospital wing since the 28th!! In potions on the 28th, he told everyone about ME trying to rap HIM!!!!!! And now everyone in Slytherin believes him!!! Only the Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs believe and I know that's a lot, but not when your comparing to Slytherin. So in Potions, Malfoy 'accidentally' spilled some potion Snape told him to carry on my lap and burned my legs!! Madam Promphey fixed me up, but I'll tell you, healing Pickternupper Potion burns with 'Double Triple Burn Healer' burns more than the Pickternupper Potion! Well, I have to go around in a wheelchair, that goes up stairs, with Band-Aids that weigh a ton!!!!

Well I have to go to dinner~ bye!! Hermione

March 10, 2003 Dear Diary, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! At dinner last night, Professor Snape punished me! Only because he believes Malfoy, saying I raped HIM!!! Malfoy I mean. And so now I have to talk to Dumbledore tomorrow at breakfast, but really, you cant trust him with anything, or Mogonagal. Well right now I'm really depressed, because I'm being punished for something I didn't do, but was done against!! I wish I could rip Malfoy limb by limb!** But today I had a good laugh in the common room, though. Ron asked Parvati out. And I bet you know what happened. She said "No! Your hair is too red!!!" I'm just kidding. She said "Yes!!!' Now I'm really sad, because Harry had Cho, Ron has Parvati, and I have like no one! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Just joking! Well, I'm going to go for a stroll with guess who, FRED!!!!!! He asked me to, so I don't know what it is, but I'll find out and have to tell Ginny. Bye! Hermione

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